Afternoon Crumbs
Kendra Wilkinson's right tit just had a traumatic flashback about rubbing up against Hef's crusty mouth and so it's trying to jump up out of there - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Husband in your head Ryan Gosling is still in Thailand and he's still cheating on you with that home wrecking whore tramp Eva Mendes. Crank up the Adele and weep in your cubicle. - Lainey Gossip
George Clooney has extended his contract with Stacy Keibler - Celebitchy
RiRi wandering around like she's blind, which would explain those pants - Hollywood Tuna
Speaking of escaping chichis, I'm pretty sure Uma Thurman's left one falls under that category too - The Superficial
The boring moment when Madge sucked 20 years from Nicki Minaj's lifespan - Towleroad
My mom and Ben Stiller had the same exact hair in 1978 - The Berry
Isn't there a law on the books stating that Ceiling Eyes is only allowed outside if she brings her drunk gem of a mother with her? - Popoholic
Does Paula Abdul have an alibi? - ICYDK
Jessica Simpson threatens the lives of dozens of wedding goers by showing up even though her fire hydrant vagina is going to shoot out an amniotic fluid tidal wave any minute now - Popsugar
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My wet dream of seeing Mickey Rourke do gay sex on the big screen is over - OMG Blog
Well, bitch's pompadour bangs look good at least... - Just Jared
And I bet his cholesterol shoots up and his arteries clog up whenever he tries to lick on that coochie - Crunk + Disorderly
SAMMY SOSA'S FACE. That is all. - SOW
Is this a clip from KFed's new weight-loss reality show? - The Daily What
M-I-C-K-E-Y... M-O-U-sit down, bitch, you look like a fool! - Hollywood Rag
Guess the stunt double? - Cityrag
So many "But can I still call you daddy?" jokes, so little time - I'm Not Obsessed
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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:00am.
Submitted by kelstar on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:41am.
From one woman to another, I think she looks amazing... there must be some really sad people on here if they think she doesn't.
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Other people's opinions are absolutely valid, just think that people are fooling themselves or are insecure if they think she looks bad in this photo.
I'm not talking about her career choices or past photo shoots, I'm talking about that photo and she looks gorgeous, especially after having a child.
Kendra's mouth is so awkward-looking.
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Submitted by kelstar on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:41am.
From one woman to another, I think she looks amazing... there must be some really sad people on here if they think she doesn't.
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Or maybe just people who have a different opinion than you?
Ladies don't walk around with their vaginas showing. They also so not suck and fuck old men for money. Whore.
Kendra that is...
From one woman to another, I think she looks amazing... there must be some really sad people on here if they think she doesn't.
Absolutely one of the worst nose jobs to date. I can't with her.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 9:48pm.
It's hard to believe this is Playboy material. Fake boobs, no hips, fug face.
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Playboy has been long dead. Once they started filling their pages with plastic it just died then the Internet came & killed the rest of it. Using these bottom barrel crawlers sealed it's fate to ,OVER!
besides the cam toe.
one boob is bigger than the other... lol WTF
Minus the fake boobs, Kendra is built like a 12 year old boy....
Nice look Kendra...fucking your way to fame and fortune can have rewards.
Seenaroundlondon, I've never been pregnant but while I don't believe she gained only 40 lbs, I don't think she gained 80 either. I think she looks similar in the face/neck area. It's her boobs and tummy that make her look that much bigger. Besides, she is very short. But then again, I'm not an expert on the subject. : )
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I just tossed my two swimsuits in my Wayback Time Machine. They blew up all over Mr. Peabody, so I took the hint & will not trash other women in bikinis, or whatever this is. You look good, Kendra.
Some of those stunt doubles are really surprising, like the Asian woman who regularly doubles for Dakota Fanning and the white woman who doubles for Christina Milian. I guess stunt doubling is truly colorblind.
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Silly rabbit.
It's hard to believe this is Playboy material. Fake boobs, no hips, fug face.
Please don't ignore me like usual.........
On another site DM I think, it said that Jessica Simpson says this pregnancy has made her gain 40 pounds.
I'm not nuts for thinking that she has gained at least 80 am I?
What is your estimated weight gain for this girl?
Does sitting and spinning on Heff's old nasty rod make one a prostitute?
WANTING to be the fattest person in the world? Okay, something is seriously wrong with her brain. I can't even comprehend this. The only person who might be more f'd up than her is the guy who is with her encouraging this behavior and supporting it.
WTF? Why? Why would you *want* breathing problems, heart problems, and pressure ulcers from hell? Why bother having children if you're going to actively try to die before they grow up?
Suddenly being 7 lbs overweight doesn't seem so bad, but I'm inspired to lose it and then some.
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Her boobs look ridiculous
"The ocean is your emotion"-Gary Busey
toe??
I thought that was Chelsea Lately at first.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Her belly button is trying to throw a note out from between those bars that says SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!
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She's tiny, but she looks thick. Is this what skinny fat looks like? I don't understand the ergonomics of her body. And she's got those Matthew McConaughy T-Rex arms. Did she have surgery post baby with Tara Reid's surgeon?
Maybe it's just the fit of that suit, but she looks odd.
Her hair is cute, though. I like the tiny braids to keep it out of her face.
Man, Vadge is a rank ol' floater
No matter how many times you flush
She keeps bobbing back up
OMG, did you guys see that pic on the Ben Stiller link where he's making fun of Terry Richardson?!! HAHAHAHA! YES!!
And Alexander Skarsgsrd was one of the male models in the beginning of Zoolander! Haha! Holy shit!
Is it just me, or is Kendra's hoo-ha getting dangerously close to moose knuckle territory (can women even have moose knuckles?)?
I was gonna ask where her hips are, but Not Impressed beat me to it.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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Where are Kendra's hips? O_o
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Douchechill!
Ugh! She's nasty...she let that old pervert rub all over her! *Gags* What some sleazy bitches will do for money!
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 5:48pm.
Kendra is a fucking idiot. She's tiny too, but still looks dumpy. Don't get it.
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Thank you. She totally does. She's stumpy looking. Something is off with the proportions...and I don't think it's boob related. I don't have the vocabulary to describe it, lol, but I've noticed it.
Submitted by Wanted on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 6:36pm.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MADONNA'S ASS?!
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Gravity!!!
kendra is...so booorrriing!
On the other hand, I really dig Rihanna's blonde hair, and I don't give a shit how busted her outfits are, I truly dig her style. *said it*
I don't like to harp on people's weight, EXCEPT when they exploit that shit for some gain. That's fucking ridiculous. What makes me angry is bitch is probably receiving disability benefits if she's unemployed, and if she isn't she's putting some burden on the system with her blatant disregard for her health and children.
Fuck her and her damn fetish chef too. That shit's not going to end well.
Mike *throws up*
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 6:48pm.
CTH
Wise words, wise words.
I avoid Casa Grande like the plague anyway, but now I will even more.
And, I was just thinking how if I feel bloated, I do it with the lights out.. Jee, I really am a keeper!
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Wise words, wise words.
I avoid Casa Grande like the plague anyway, but now I will even more.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 6:45pm.
The fat lady and the chef live about 40 miles south of me. *cries
well, whatever you do, don't get sucked into her orbit, you'll never be heard from again.
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Hi all!
I had a fab-u-lous time in Texas, but damn, I am feeling it today. Got home at 11 pm and had to be here at work at 8 am.
I'm too old.....
The fat lady and the chef live about 40 miles south of me. *cries*
Mike
whatever surgery she had, it failed...
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'Bronx' is bad enough. But I just realized his last name is 'Wentz'. Bronx Wentz?
Really?
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MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!
*cries*
If you think the gal in the C&D link is bad, get a load of this one:
http://is-anyone-up.tumblr.com/post/19970504538
(NSFW)
You know the fish in the aquarium are living in fear.
AND YOU MADE ME LOOK, YOU BASTARDS!!!
Why dosen't he just stop feeding her?
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*points finger at UBF*
Submitted by Wanted on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 6:36pm.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MADONNA'S ASS?!
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Eh? Whar?
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WHY DID YOU GUYS MAKE ME LOOK?????????
UGH! I don't understand WANTING to be that fat. Gross!
...her fire hydrant vagina is going to shoot out an amniotic fluid tidal wave any minute now
*dies laughing*
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MADONNA'S ASS?!
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