Kevin Smith Still Hates Bruce Willis
Searching "Kevin Smith and Bruce Willis" on YouTube will bring up a bunch of clips of Kevin Smith hammering hard into Bruce Willis the same way Tater Head's chin hammers hard into a coke rock when her friends need a quick line to snort up. Kevin Smith has long said that he was excited about directing Bruce Willis in Cop Out, but his fan boy dreams died like the last follicle on Bruce's head when he found out that one of his heroes is a total dick. Kevin Smith still isn't over it and he brought it up on Twitter the other day. Kevin pushed out this Tweet (and later deleted it) to his followers:
"Who am I talking about when I write THIS. He turned out to be the unhappiest, most bitter and meanest emo-bitch I ever met at any job I've held. And mind you, I worked at Domino's."
After literally everybody shouted Bruce Willis' name at once, Kevin Smith responded with: "Took you all of 31 secs! WINNER-WINNER!"
Bruce Willis looks like a dick. No, I mean he looks like an actual peen and if Parasite Hilton saw him at a party, she'd eat him with her pussy and that would be the last of him. But besides looking like a dick, Bruce Willis also seems like he's a dick on the inside too, so I sort of believe Kevin Smith. I say "sort of" because it's very hard for me to fully give my trust to a shit talker who is single-handedly keeping the jean culottes industry in business.
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Kevin should just sit on BW. It would fulfill two goals: his anger and his unresolved attraction to Bruce. I'm not a fan of BW,but at least I don't have to hear from him much. I like Kevin Smith somewhat, but he's too whiny. It's a meh.
If I read this about myself I'd be mortified. I bet he's only nice to a few in his own circle and I wonder who he lets into his circle.
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Can't hate on Kevin - he is from Jersey and he also was a my bf's school mate in high school in the Highlands. My bf sadly died of cancer a year ago. SIGH. My bf says that Smith has always been fat, had a huge fat ass, and always wore that long coat he sported for many years, even back then to cover his big ass. According to my bf (RIP), Smith received many beatings in HS. No wonder he's so angry. :P
If I was that fat and smelly looking, I would try not to bring attention to myself.
Republican Bruce is a big chinned dumb F who got lucky.
It's TRUE Bruce Willis is a total ass-hole. I had the misfortune of dealing with this ass-hole at the old Circuit City in Santa Monica. Bitch through a big ass tantrum because the digital camera he wanted was sold out, and was yelling at everyone. I'm sure he's still the same ol dick.
...oh and I'm sho' the quantum order of magnitude difference in stature between these 2 individuals has nothing to do with Kevin's bitterness...
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Kevin Smith is a pissy bitch. He'd probably get a bitch-slapping from mother theresa.
Bruce Willis definitely comes off like a guy who's been told way too many times what a badass he is. Get over yourself, Bruce. You're bald and old as fuck.
I always got that Dick vibe from Willis way back when 'Moonlighting' was big. I have to admit though, I'd probably be a Dick too if I was rich and famous. And I'm a woman. Lol
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 3:19pm.
Uhm, emo-eater versus emo-bitch?
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HAhahahahahaha. That is funny.
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And he didn't rag on Reese for no reason, he has a very believable story of her being a total bitch, arrogant and rude at a casting call for "Mallrats" and later cunty to his then-girlfriend, Joey Lauren Adams.
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OMG. . . got to touch J.L.Adams. I am kinda envious of that fact. Although his movies have sucked since Clerks II. K.Smith also ruined some comics with his "writing".
Fuck You K.Smith ! ! !
Submitted by Webberbear on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 7:30pm.
"... And he didn't rag on Reese for no reason, he has a very believable story of her being a total bitch, arrogant and rude at a casting call for "Mallrats" and later cunty to his then-girlfriend, Joey Lauren Adams. (Makes it easier for me to believe that Reese IS "Backstabber" from the other day's blind!)"
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YES!...just what I was thinking!
Gonna hang this picture on my bathroom mirror because when I get up in the morning and my image in the mirror shatters that of my head (me - 20 years ago), I can look at this picture and realize that I am a fucking gorgeous man!
Kevin Smith is a whiney,pretentious bitch too.
I swear alot of these people need a lesson 101 in sitting down and shutting the fuck up.
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I don't really like either one but I actually appreciate that Bruce doesn't follow the entertainment crowd when it comes to politics and never got sucked into Kabbalah by his ex-wife. He seems to do his own thing and tried -- along with Demi -- to make their divorce the most civil in Hollywood for the sake of their daughters. Even if he's a prick, I hate him less than most other Hollywood pricks.
Good to see Kevin has lost the chunk. He can now take up one seat.
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First off, everyone knows Bruce Willis is a total ego-maniacal diva bitch. If you want proof just ask any one of his co stars or crew from Tears of the Sun set. The dude is a nightmare to work with. Second, Kevin Smith acts like such a whiney ass cry baby. Now we'll never hear the end of this just like it took forever for him to stop bitching about getting kicked of that plane. And does he ever change out of those damn capri wanna bes? Dude, either wear jeans or shorts. Either way, they're not hiding your girth.
As Spoiled previously posted, he's promoting his new book. And he didn't rag on Reese for no reason, he has a very believable story of her being a total bitch, arrogant and rude at a casting call for "Mallrats" and later cunty to his then-girlfriend, Joey Lauren Adams. (Makes it easier for me to believe that Reese IS "Backstabber" from the other day's blind!)
I dunno...I kinda like Kevin Smith.
This interview, promoting Cop Out, with Canadian George Stromp. didn't leave me with the impression he was *too* full of himself. Seems like all the other artsy fartsy people I've met.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OIQ19QlMf4
But, HOLY SHIT!, he sweats alot!!
They worked together on that movie in 2010. Why is he talking about it now? Does he have a new movie coming out that he needs promotion of himself for?
Ok, Bruce Willis is a dick. He's a writer and director. He can choose who it works with in the future. Move on.
This guy is a giant fucking douchebag bully. Didn't he also pick on Reese Witherspoon publicly for no good fucking reason?
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Cybill Shepherd shouldn't be your go to person when judging who's a pain in the ass. You could fill a convention center in Hollywood with the co workers who can't stand her.
Bruce, Glenn Gordon Caron, Christine Baranski. Remember the crazy control freak wife that Annette Benning played in American Beauty"? Alan Ball based her on Cybill Shepard.
She's been pissing people off since her first movie. If Polly Platt was still alive she'd be first in line.
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Submitted by rosehips69 on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 3:48pm.
I think Sybil Shepard, when she was working with Willis in "Moonlighting" (OMG I'm old), complained he was an egomaniacal jerkoff. Plus he's a Republican.
But Kevin Smith isn't coming off looking so great here either. No one likes a constant WHINER. Hey Kev: You're a Hollywood director at a time people can't get jobs and are eating beans night and day. Get over yourself.
I'm a fan of both men. Kevin always gave me the impression that he'd have been happier if he'd stuck with independent films. He just doesn't GAF what he says and so Hollywood has treated him in kind... but I've always liked his writing.
Bruce, well he's John McClane, nuff said! Can't mess with the man, Bruce probably laughs this off as unimportant!
Oh dave, that was LOL funny! ;P
And this is very likely true, but you just can't blab it everywhere if you want to be a PLAYAH! haha
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MK, Bruce may be a dick, but I don't think he deserves to be tagged as Bruce Jenner! :-)
I like them both, anyway. Just as in every kind of relationship, people may be "good" in every way and still be a mess when put together. It's ok.
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Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 4:07pm.
Kevin Smith needs to STFU. His movies are SO overrated and he is SO full of himself. If I ever see him in person I'm going to tell him "I LOVED BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE!" just to fuck with him.
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Blah, hes just whining like he did when he got kicked off the plane. Bruce is hard to work with? #richpeopleproblems
Submitted by kieranx on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 3:31pm.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
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Why is he so fat?
Bruce Willis is a dick? Omg, my day is ruined!
And is that idiot wearing shorts or jeans?
I don't care how rude someone is to me, I'm not gonna go on Twitter to announce it. I'll be the bitch who lets the other person know in their face that they suck. Come to think of it, Twittering how someone is an asshole is kind of emo, too.
Good god! He is dressed like a 7th grader. A 300 pound bearded 7th grader, but still. Get those "What Not to Wear" hags after him, fast!
Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 4:07pm.
Kevin Smith needs to STFU. His movies are SO overrated and he is SO full of himself. If I ever see him in person I'm going to tell him "I LOVED BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE!" just to fuck with him.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA~~~~ and for bitchin about Bruce! So what if he's an ass..... probably cuz he's gotta take yer shit and it's killin him!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Kevin Smith needs to STFU. His movies are SO overrated and he is SO full of himself. If I ever see him in person I'm going to tell him "I LOVED BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE!" just to fuck with him.
You know he's the biggest dick in the world just by looking at him, and that movie was a money gig for Bruce, who probably signed the contract at gunpoint. Maybe he had a gambling debt or something, I don't know. But Kevin Smith is so overrated that he should just STFU and count his blessings. He wrote some snarky shit about Prince! The guy thinks he's somebody.
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Dear God where would one even get clothes like that? The "I Hate Myself" catalog? Homer Simpson's fat man store?
I was a member of a site years ago when Kevin's daughter was born. The extremely talented (and hilarious) photo shoppers went to town with her picture.
He lost his ever lovin' MIND.
Seriously, throughout the whole deal, he was the one who seemed like an infant.
Just strikes me as the type who loves to throw fits and shit talk everyone else. But if you throw shade his way (even jokingly) he'll take his ball and go home.
It's like a real life Cartman.
I don't know which came first, but Kevin & Bruce worked together on Live Free or Die Hard, as well as Cop Out, so he had some sort of advance warning that Bruce was (in his overblown opinion) a dick. I just think Kevin likes to whine.
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I mean Bruce Willis may be a dick but how butt hurt does Kevin SMith sound? Dude - get over it...that shitty movie was several years ago.
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Kevin Smith is a fat f'ck that should have stayed in his Silent Bob character, silent.
His movies used to be awesome but now he's like Rosie, annoying in all the wrong ways.
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Well the only people who I've heard have issues with Bruce are Kevin Smith and Sybil Shepard. Sybil is notoriously difficult and pretty much stopped getting work because of it, so it's hard to take her side. And Kevin Smith seems to have beef with tons and tons of people, after like the 10th time you'd think maybe he'd realize the problem was himself
I think Sybil Shepard, when she was working with Willis in "Moonlighting" (OMG I'm old), complained he was an egomaniacal jerkoff. Plus he's a Republican.
But Kevin Smith isn't coming off looking so great here either. No one likes a constant WHINER. Hey Kev: You're a Hollywood director at a time people can't get jobs and are eating beans night and day. Get over yourself.
Kevin, get over to Jenny Craig! Something!
Again, that Willis/Smith pic is from 3 years ago. I guess Kevin is promoting a new book, "Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good". Kevin is still fat, but not as fat. ;)
Shortly after "Cop Out" shooting wrapped, Smith called Willis, "undirectable." I would say yeah, Smith is known for whining, but he didn't have to bother praising Tracy Morgan if all he was looking to do was bitch.
ya man he was for sure overweight. I feel sorry for people who do get like that...to a certain extent. It just amazes me how we are all born as babies...so tiny and little...and then some people just balloon to these extreme weights when they are older.
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Several years ago my exhusband met Bruce while working news coverage at the Republican convention. They bumped into Bruce by sheer luck with no interviewer around. So my ex improvised and took the mic and introduced himself and the small network they were with. He proceeded to ask Bruce a few questions. Then the real reporter walked up and got my ex busted on the spot. Bruce gave his signature crooked grin and said " boys ya got me" and laughed it off. I'm team Bruce all the way. He stood by when dumbshit Demi married Asston and he did it for his girls. Not many men would be caught dead as a third wheel showing support for his ex wife and her silly child husband. I think this Kevin person needs to act professional and stop embarrassing himself while trying to embarrass Bruce. Grow up and deal with your inner anger.
Maybe Bruce was scared Kevin would eat him?
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Kevin seems like one of those people that whines about everything then gets butthurt if he doesn't get his way.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 3:17pm.
Did he eat the Domino's after he stopped working there?
He stopped working there BECAUSE he ate the place.
Kevin Smith is cool. His books and "Evening With" dvds are funny.
Problem is.. Bruce Willis actually thinks he IS John McClane. Kevin Smith should have made him run across broken glass barefooted to prove to him that he is not.