Lourdes Leon Caught With A Cig In Her 15-Year-Old Mouth
The Daily Mail narc'ed on Madge's 15-year-old daughter Lourdes by posting pictures straight from an after-school special of her sucking on a cigarette while standing around with some of her friends in NYC on Friday. A 10th grader swallowing a bunch of nicotine smoke is the opposite of ESCANDALO, but Lourdes doing it is even less of a big deal. If you woke up every morning to the blood-curdling screeches of Baby Brahim getting the youth siphoned out of his peen hole by a memaw vampire and if you had to deal with the world seeing your mom's nalgas try to escape out of her Spandex diapers, you'd be smoking something a lot stronger than a cigarette. But if Madge wants to keep the cigs out of Lourdes' mouth, she should just show her this anti-smoking ad that ruins my life every time it plays:
This ad is some scary shit. It has played in NYC for months, but the evil fuckers responsible for this are also playing it in California now and when I was in L.A. last week it played during every single commercial break. I could be in the best mood from just watching a YouTube of two kittens nose kiss under a rainbow and my smile face would immediately transform into this face as soon as my ears heard this woman wheezing out her last breaths. Every time it played, I thought of the poor whores out there who were in the middle of licking a hot peen in front of the TV when the moment was ruined by this PSA. Yes, this shit is scary enough to temporarily scare you off the dick.
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She's experimenting for now, I don't think Madonna expects a saint to come out of her daughter. The girl is making her own choice, from an early age but it's her choice. Does she show any rehab signs?
this kid knows "Molly", you old piece of shit
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 10:59pm.
Good luck to you and the book idea sounds great!
Whatever way you choose the end result is better than the money spent on those things.
I'd dare my mum to say a word to me about smoking when she's on tv grinding her old goodies on my t.v screen...
It's Madonna I pity... Its called Karma...
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Having a Mom who is molesting young desperate boys will end up destroying at least one of Madonna's precious crotch fruit.
Madonna is MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB. Now that she is saggy and poochy like the rest of us it's time for a fashion make-over. It's ironic that that pop star famous for changing her image is now stuck in her favorite decade (like a guy in a mullet).
If this is the worst thing Madonna has to worry about with this kid she is lucky. I can't wait to see what Suri Cruise is going to be doing in ten years.
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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:49pm.
Stinkbutt,
"Post Secrets" moment: We spend on average $600 a month on smokes. That's a fucking mortage payment.
I couldn't feel stupider.
Hopefully, all digits crossed, the book, and possibly a drug will get the hub and I there.
Yes, drive past that single smoke store while looking the other way!!!
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I knooow, well we live and learn, tomorrow is another day. I don't even want to add up how much I spent in the past on cigarettes.
I know they're more expensive, but if you buy American Spirit cigs, they're chemical free, and much easier to quit. I couldn't quit the Marlboro lights for nothing, I had to just switch brands. They're six bucks a pack though, at least that's how much they cost here in L.A.
I will def look the other way when I pass that shop. They're making a killing (no pun intended) on selling singles. It's actually against the law here, but they make exceptions for dummies like me...geez :|
It's highly ironic that a mom who got rich playing the rebel now has to choose between hypocrisy and letting her kid rebel just as she did. If you're going to set your kid up in the adult worlds of fashion and music, I guess you can't object if she tries to play grownup.
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Stinkbutt,
"Post Secrets" moment: We spend on average $600 a month on smokes. That's a fucking mortage payment.
I couldn't feel stupider.
Hopefully, all digits crossed, the book, and possibly a drug will get the hub and I there.
Yes, drive past that single smoke store while looking the other way!!!
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:17pm.
That's the book that finally kicked my habit.
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Encouraging.
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And I had tried everything imaginable, and that book did the trick. It makes so much sense. To think I could have saved so much money, and just bought a 7 dollar book is just...ughh Oh well. After reading all of these posts I just tore up my last cigarette. I hope I can be strong, and drive right past the cigarette shop tomorrow. They sell single cigarettes...damn them, but I'm going to stay strong!
Payback for being publicly smug about your supposed superior child rearing techniques is a bitch. This is just the start of an entertaining ride through Vadge's kids' rebellions.
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I've known occasional smokers to develop cancer. My uncle was strictly an after dinner guy, and recently found out he has throat cancer. For a few, it only takes a small amount. Oncogene's are unpredictable, in the fact, that overall 'healthy' people can have cell mutation triggered; and by instances of limited exposure too. Genetics play a large factor so, if there's a history of smoking related cancers in your family tree, it's best you don't. As far as Lourdes is concerned, in 10 years she'll be saying she wished she never started. I have yet to meet a smoker not trying to quit.
That's the book that finally kicked my habit.
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Encouraging.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:01pm.
Good luck, stinkbutt!
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Thank you so much! Good luck to you guys too.
Allen Carr used to give seminars, and allowed people to smoke. I think that is the primary reason he died of lung cancer.
We're reading (the hub and I) a book by Allen Carr on quiting. A gf who just went thru treatment for breast cancer and grossed herself out by smoking throughout it, said this read did it for her. She's 9 months smoke free...but getting fat as fuck from eating burgers and poutine every 5 minutes.
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That's the book that finally kicked my habit. However, like I said I smoke a few a day here, and there. I think I need to revisit it again. I found a free online download of it too.
Good luck, stinkbutt!
Stan...it's like you know me..lol. Yeah, not keen on side-effects at all, but what the hell, side-effects of smoking are not that promising!
We're reading (the hub and I) a book by Allen Carr on quiting. A gf who just went thru treatment for breast cancer and grossed herself out by smoking throughout it, said this read did it for her. She's 9 months smoke free...but getting fat as fuck from eating burgers and poutine every 5 minutes.
I quit smoking five or so years ago, and now I'm smoking a few a day here, and there. I'm trying to do away with the few I'm smoking. One thing that did help me quit was smoking "American Spirit" it was so much easier to quit off of those cigs, because they don't have chemicals in them. I still don't think smoking them is good, but it's better than the alternative. Please wish me luck. I need to quit, not just for my health I'm also a professional Saxophonist. I've never felt it affect my playing, but still. In regards to Lola, well her mom is smoking all over her latest video, what does Madonna expect.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 10:28pm.
If your afraid of possible side effects of medication you can also try a nicotine replacement such as the lozenges like nicorette.
Oh, Stan...I know!
Such a disgusting, and stupidly expensive, addiction!
ETA: Chantix, eh? hmmmm
Wildchild, sorry about your husband. : (
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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 10:18pm.
It really is in your own best interest to try to stop. As an ex-smoker it was difficult for me. Chantix is the only thing that helped me. I feel it saved my life.
Deez, I smoke. :hangs head to the ground in shame: But, I have never, ever! smoked on the street. It's trashy..my momma told me so.
When I see someone butt a smoke on the street, or blow smoke into an area of bystanders, it takes everything I got not to choke the piss out them.
FWIW.
A few things.
1. For people who have said "And who hasn't tried a smoke, big deal."
Me. I am almost 30 and have never touched a cigarette. Had family members smoke like chimneys. Disgusting.
2. I watched a family member suffer due to the effects of smoking. Utterly heartbreaking and not cool. (Never touched a cigarette since their health scare thankfully).
3. Sick and tired of the angry smoker who throw the "the air you breathe outside is more toxic" line.
Clever. There is nothing that can be done about that when you take a step outside your front door and the air you breathe. But when I walk to work and I'm about 10 metres behind you and still have to inhale your fucking cigarette that I did not ask for, then that makes it my problem. I did not ask for you to blow ash on me, make my clothes stink and leave me gasping for breath, so have a cup of STFU.
Sorry. Clearly, this stuff bothers me.
That picture is hilariously perfect for this post!
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With everything one knows about the dangers of cigarettes if one chooses to start now, they are just plain stupid - no matter what age they are..
Poor thing. It must be hard being Madonna's kid.
Madonna is a cunt. And I use that term heavily.
Saw a clip of her from years ago doing a reading of one of her children's books...when she was trying on that buttoned-up, lace-collar persona...Lourdes was sitting beside her, and in a normal child-like way, tugged gently at her mom's sleeve.
The Cunt shrugged her off, like you would a thing you hated, and kept on script.
Just that nano-second of cuntiness turned me off her forever.
Kids love to smoke. It's always been that way. Nothing new here.
wildchildintn, truly sorry.
The hub (who I love like you do yours) and I are at the stage where we're looking at each other saying, "How STUPID are we?!" We. Must. Stop.
Well her mom is the biggest dumbass on the planet, who promotes drug use while wearing granny chonies at her dried up ass concerts. No wonder her daughter is so stupid.
Maybe she'll stop if someone tells her that her moustache will grow thicker and darker the longer she smokes.
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can't hate on her too much for lighting up - i smoked from the time i was 13 back in 1990 ($1.25 a pack and you could LEGALLY buy cigs at 14 in NJ) til i was 26 (and i admit it...i will have an occasional ciggy once or twice a year..a gross & guilty pleasure).
the big difference is that nowadays smoking is much much more (justifiably) vilified and it's common knowledge how deadly it is. plus it's basically been banned everywhere, including outdoor spaces around here (NYC). even though money's obviously not an issue for lordy here, but cigs costing well over $10 a pack in NYC is a huge reason to avoid it, aside from the health related issues.
but it is HILARIOUS that this vadge's daughter - macrobiotic, supposedly clean living vadge who prohibited her kids from doing or seeing anything fun (TV, etc)..i'm sure it's a matter of months before we see Lourdes stumbling around drunk off her ass somewhere.
also, my condolences to everyone who has lost someone from tobacco related illness, or is a caretaker of someone currently ill.
wildchild, I'm usually fairly chatty, but your post has literally left me with nothing to say but I am so, so sorry. I wish you all nothing but good wishes and an enormous hug.
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Hubby and I have been together for 15 years. He is my best friend in the whole world. We have a teenager that drives us crazy and makes us smile. Up until 2 months ago, we were just living our life as a normal, happy family. My hubby is 59 and I am 35. He had smoked for 28 years and quit a year before we met. He is now dying of lung cancer. Stage 4, small cell. I know that most smokers have the mentality that they will quit when they are ready, or that they will deal with any issues when they arise But coming from someone who watches the most important person in their life suffer every moment of every day, please, if you won't quit for yourself, quit for your loved ones. I love and adore my hubby more than I ever thought possible, but watching him suffer is horribly traumatizing and depressing. Smoking kills. It may not kill you now, 10 years from now, or even 20 years from now, but it WILL kill you. If you smoke, please stop now. =(
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 2:44pm.
Drink and drugs, you do to yourself. Smoke, you do to everyone who shares the air with you, whether they want to or not.
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THIS! I don't care whether people smoke themselves into smithereens, just don't make ME partake in your habit as well. And, if you would, stop treating the planet as your ashtray. Thx.
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
Congratulations to Madonna who is now the proud mother of a teenage girl! Only three more little ones to go. Lourdes is looking like she's in play to give moms hell. Lighting up for the paps she had to know were around, possible pierced nose, shaved hair...yup, she's seen mommy's pictures from the SEX book.
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Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 2:46pm.
@Whammo - no texting and driving! That goes for reading texts and driving
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Ya I know:) lol!
I had my first smoke when I was 14. People are just shocked because she is Madge's daughter not a regular teen off the street.
Oh, everything in moderation.
You have to keep in mind, people used to smoke indoors, in restaurants, in bars, at work, on public transit, doctors used to say it was okay to smoke and even drink with medications. They had a way larger level of exposure.
These people we talk about dying in their 50's and 60's and plus were smoking more than a pack a day and for way cheaper.
Lourdes smokes one cigarette and everyone gets righteous. She'll learn but trying to horrify people into quitting never works, I spoke to someone from Singapore who said those pictures on the packs haven't affected smoking for most people.
If Lourdes quits young she won't have a problem. People are overreacting. Since she's a minor, I would ground her if I were Madonna but she'll wise up. I know many, many, many, many people who smoked in their 20's or late teens and quit and are fine.
If she quits when she's 25 (max) she'll have time to recalibrate. That's assuming she ACTUALLY smokes. I lost grandparents who smoked for 50 years, not just for smoking when they were young & stupid.
Madonna is smoking a cig in her new shite video. Not cool.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by JeanGenie on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 3:19pm.
Hugs to you, hon! Just think how nice it will be to smell the fresh air, flowers and grass in your garden, sipping your tea without the ciggie. You will quit when you are ready.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She really shouldn't smoke. I'm sure Madonna is going to be all in her shit.
She looks like Brittany Murphy before her makeover in Clueless.
Anyone condoning a 15 year old smoking on the grounds that "she's 15 we all did it zomg!" is an idiot.
TrashyWilma:
I, too, went to private prep school and I never did any drugs or drank in school.
It wasn't until I moved to Europe that I got influenced by those sinnin' ass Europeens!
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I started smoking cigarettes because I would smoke them casually when I was out with my smoker friends. And sometimes I would smoke them when I did not have any weed, because in Europe, we roll our grass with tobacco, and that's how I started.
Now, I don't even smoke every day or even every week or month, but every once in a while, I will smoke a few on a long night out.
Since this year started, I have barely smoked, and I refuse to buy a pack. I have decided that I do not want to go another year with smoking cigarettes. I can feel the difference when I am singing and dancing now after about ten years of even light on and off smoking.
I am quitting those bitches!
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 1:42pm.
All prep school kids smoke. If anybody is going to be disconnected from reality, it's them.
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I have to disagree. My sons went to private prep school from pre-K through graduation. One is now a practicing attorney, another is in graduate school getting Master's degree, they never smoked and don't smoke now.