Lindsay Lohan And Glee Kissed And Made Up
FOX and Ryan Murphy both felt the lukewarm, whiskey-scented, Parliament-infused wrath of White Oprah after GOOP's character called her precious child "crazy" on an episode of Glee. White Oprah stumbled up to the front gate of FOX and nearly dropped the bottle of the Thunderbird in her hand as she vowed to destroy those hateful bitches for telling the truth about her meal ticket! Then White Oprah passed out on the steps and by the time one of FOX's gardeners woke her up by leaf blowing her in the face, she forgot all about it! Or at least I thought she forgot all about it, because there was no lawsuit. But look at what we have here.
TVLine says that Lindsay Lohan is "in talks" to play Lindsay Lohan in one of the last episodes of the season. I'm going to guess that the only reason this is happening is because this is part of LiLo's settlement deal with FOX, as well as White Oprah getting 7 minutes in heaven (for her, 7 minutes in the 9th circle for him) with Matthew Morrison's nipple.
A source tells TVLine that LiLo will be a "celebrity" judge at Nationals. This shit hasn't been confirmed, but FOX did confirm that Whoopi Goldberg is playing a drama school professor in several episodes.
The good news is that LiLo is playing a judge, which means she'll sit at a table, which means she can read her lines off of a prop note card sitting on the table, which means she won't have to strain her crack smoke-damaged retinas by reading a teleprompter. NO, I'm sure LiLo has really grown as an actress since her cue card-reading SNL days. LiLo will totally write her lines in dot lettering with an orange Sharpie on the palm of her hand so it looks like freckles. That's how serious actresses do it!
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This link is to Rage Against The Goop, a very funny tumblr with original content dedicated to the Goopster. I don't know if the person that does it is a dlister or not.
omg I like Fishy here.
hear that? yeah that's hell freezing over. Film at 11:00
Perferred: uh yeah. Tuesdays suck w/out Parenthood.
Glee looks so bad I could never force myself to watch it - ever.
nearly dropped the bottle of the Thunderbird in her hand as she vowed to destroy those hateful bitches for telling the truth about her meal ticket! Then White Oprah passed out on the steps and by the time one of FOX's gardeners woke her up by leaf blowing her in the face
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MK you kill me sometimes!! LMAO!!
nearly dropped the bottle of the Thunderbird in her hand as she vowed to destroy those hateful bitches for telling the truth about her meal ticket! Then White Oprah passed out on the steps and by the time one of FOX's gardeners woke her up by leaf blowing her in the face
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That's GOLD I tell ya, GOLD Jerry!
MK you kill me sometimes!! LMAO!!
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 6:29am.
"The 52-year-old wrote, directed, and stars in the project."
That's badass. I wouldn't mind seeing that play or the movie.
Mind. Jesus, I shouldn't comment without at least two cups of coffee in me.
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@ C6 - YES! This! I was lmao at the "leaf blower in the face" line. Tears were (are?) rolling down my face. Michael K, don't ever stop being you!
For those poor suckers who actually watch Glee (never seen it; never will) let us know how it turns out.
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Submitted by BreakinMe on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:01am.
I didn't think it was possible to ruin Glee any further.
It's more like vomiting on a pile of shit.
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I hope Ryan Murphy Saran Wrapped his lips before kissing Strawberry Snortcake or else he is in for a case of the herps!
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I never watched Glee and I'm quite sure I never will, but in any case, when will people finally stop hiring Lohan? I know SNL had super rating for her episode, but that's just because people love watching a train wreck. It's just pathetic.
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Anyone else suspect that White Oprah was using her outrageously outraged outrage to get publicity while she begged Glee behind the scenes to let her daughter on?
Or am I crediting her with too much intelligence and guile?
Submitted by missskitttin on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 11:31pm.
I like Gwyneth Paltrow actually. She is very classy.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 11:18pm.
I can't stand Glee or anything Glee related, so I don't really care. I would rather watch 'CopRock.'
Hahaha...yes I remember watching Cop Rock and I really thought the producers had to have been smoking some really strong weed for that one!
i love coming here and seeing other people hate the same things i hate. you all have a special place in the hatred part of my heart. xoxo
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I didn't think it was possible to ruin Glee any further.
I like Gwyneth Paltrow actually. She is very classy.
I can't stand Glee or anything Glee related, so I don't really care. I would rather watch 'CopRock.'
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Whoopi and Lilo? fuck, Might as well get buddy ebsen on board.
Wait.. Glee is still on? shit! I thought Fishsticks killed that show.
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lmao is this stupid show still on the air
The fact that she's ""in talks" for anything other than one of Uncle Terry-the-pervert's photoshoots or her next court appearance, is most surprising. So it means her team is working, right? LOL!
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It figures they'd ask her to do it now, way after the show has jumped the shark. People still watch this show?
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Submitted by Stan Derp on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 7:59pm.
Yes, this is true. I DO value my health. :)
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 7:13pm.
I just CAN'T with that show. or any show with singing and dancing unless it's The Muppet Show.
^^^^^THIS!
Ahh, Statler & Waldorf heckling Milton Berle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfx3QAV64M
OT: I liked Glee without the plot lines and complicated teenage drama. Singing & dancing only, please. :-( Guess I'm just old. Or an unrepentant former actor & lifelong theatre geek.
So Lindsay Lohan will stumble on screen for 2 minutes while everyone else carries the scene..just like on SNL? I don't watch Glee and I won't watch for LL, either.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
If Strawberry Snortcake gets a role on Glee. . . then. . . HAahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha on you Glee fans.
Glee's gotten so ridiculous, this works for me.
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Ltfol at "leaf blowing in Oprah's face" and shit
damnfuck, edit: White O, I mean.
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So she can work only when she plays herself ? (SNL and this) Impressive range.
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The original Carrie is one of the few Stephen King movies that really worked. I don't know if that is a good reason to re-make it or a good reason to leave it alone, but they will probably just make it darker, change the music, add a bunch of contemporary references and way too many gimmicky special effects. I hope Sissy Spacek gets a cameo in it, anyway. Maybe she should play the mother.
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Bitch better stay away from Brittany and Santana!
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Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 7:38pm.
Doesn't matter. Lohan is still managing to get SOME work and SOME money... more than I'll make in a year for just being a shit stain. But whatev.
That might be true but really what matters most in life is your health and your dignity, I'm sure you have both. As far as Blohan goes...need I say more?
She will get this role right after the "Liz Taylor" role. They obviously cohort with the KuntTRASHians. Same PR Stunts, 8 year old mentality.
Does anybody watch Glee anymore?
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Doesn't matter. Lohan is still managing to get SOME work and SOME money... more than I'll make in a year for just being a shit stain. But whatev.
When they say Lohan is "in talks" that probably means she begging her ass off for any part she can get.
We all know Lilo was not really offended. She just couldn't stand the thought of other people working and getting paid while bantering around her name.
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THANK GOD!!! I was getting a little worried there....
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They didn't go after Goopy?
So Lilo is going to have a big shower scene with Ego McBroadway and the hot chola dyke cheerleader where they explore their budding teen sexuality? No? Yeah, not watching.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
I don't watch this show.
I have never been impressed with Lindsay Lohan's alleged talent.
Double Whammy for this article.
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I miss parenthood. Thats pretty safe tv. I like dwts for the purdy dresses.