Wednesday, March 28th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Duchess of Alba (86)
Lady Gaga (26)
Julia Stiles (31)
Kate Gosselin (37)
Shanna Moakler (37)
Richard Kelly (37)
Mr. Cheeks (41)
Vince Vaughn (42)
Brett Ratner (43)
Cheryl "Salt" James (46)
Reba McEntire (57)
Dianne Weist (64)
Conchata Ferrell (69)
Mike Newell (70)
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HB to the Dutchess (who surrounds herself with THE hottest pieces), to Salt (FIERCE), Dianne (fabulously underrated) and Mike (love his films and not talkin' Harry Potter!)
Happy birthday to ya MJT! ;)
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Happy Birthday to MJT ! ! !
Happy "have a Margarita day cause its my goddamned birfday" Day MJT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Wait Gaga is 26?!
Maybe 26 years ago she got her sex change.
¡feliz cumpleaños a la duquesa fea y happy birthday salt!
Happy Birthday Conchetta aka BERTA
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Awww seriously you guys are the best! Even Whamo. ;)Thank you. <3
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Happy Birthday to Gaga and the yellow rose of Texas, Miss Janey♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
MissJaneTexas: Happy Birthday! It's 85 in southern AZ today!
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*J Peterman voice* I am smack dab in the middle of a good old- fashioned cat fight!
HB Dianne One of the funniest movie moments was in Parenthood when there was a blackout at a birthday party someone grabbed and turned on her vibrator thinking it was a flashlight.
ETA Happy Birfday Miss Jane Texas!! Enjoy your beautiful weather and try not to feel bad for us poor schmucks up north in the cold.
Happy Birthday, MJT! I hope you have an excellent day!
so exactly which aisle is that hair color on, 'cos I never see that in the Clairol box section!
Happy Birthday to Gaga, Reba, Julia and the rest of the b-day babies. :)
HB to the Dutchess and her impeccable eyebrown game! Now can I haz those earrings?
And HB MJT, you sweet sexy thang!!
Is there a bigger douche than Brett Ratner?
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:35am.
"But you do it all for the kids, so it's OKAY!"
How retarded can u be?
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It's called sarcasm, douchelord.
Somebody's been busy with the red chola eyebrow Sharpie. HB Doña María!
Happy Bday MJT you ho bag!!:)
HB DUCHESS!!!
Whamos mojo strikes again!
Happy B-Day Miss Jane!!
Surely you are the most delicate Texas rose in the whole D-Listed garden!!!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Happy Bday, MJT!!!
Happy happy birthday to Miss Jane!!!!!!
And to Mr Cheeks - I still shake it to this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ewqjk64mU
Happy Birthday to MJT!!!!
Dianne Wiest is amazing.
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I don't ask for much, I only want your trust
And you know it don't come easy
And this love of mine keeps growing all the time
And you know it don't come easy
MissJane, Happy Birfday! *throws some birthday spankings a flew blocks down*
HB to Dianne Wiest. I love her. And Conchata Ferrell, another of my favorite character actresses.
And Reba. Like Chris Eccleston..., I like her even though I hate country music. She seems nice.
Thanks guys! :)
It's supposed to be 70 here today so I got part of my wish. YAY.
Jack <3
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Loved Dianne Wiest playing off Robin Williams and Nathan Lane in "Birdcage".
HB to her.
Armand: "And here Aguilar Spartacus has prepared us a wonderful dinner."
Dianne: "Isn't that an egg?"
Armand: "What?"
Dianne: "An egg!"
Armand: "A wonderful breakfast dinner."
Happy Birthday MJT!
Also Happy Birthday Reba and Mr. Vaugn!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 9:08am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 9:02am.
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In the words of Rodney King, can't we all just get along?
Wow. The Duchess didn't always look like she got a back alley face transplant! I like the ginge on her. If the upkeep weren't such a bitch, I'd go back to bright red hair.
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Happy birthday MJT. I hope that you get what you wish for when you blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
Happy birthday to the sweet ♥♥♥♥MissJaneTexas♥♥♥♥... no one else matters :P
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Happy Birthday to the Duchess of all duchesses!
And Miss Jane!!!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 9:08am.
Wasn't it though?
*buffs nails*
Hey, I'm not the one who belittled Whamo's job.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 9:02am.
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Well that was just mean.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:57am.
@ Whamo- Barcoded Identification Warehouse Location?
It's ok if you are a part-time price checker at WalMart, sweetie. Just be proud of who you are.
(*Uh, Dog, he's all yours*)
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LOL, I set large corporations warehouse's up with barcoded location labeling inside their warehouses.
And I AM proud of what I do and pretty damn good at it!:P
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:47am.
I thought you couldn't get online anymore, due to work making you, you know, work. I actually had a break from your jelli h8dred of me and I LIKED IT.
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Yeah, I actually work and contribute to my family's income rather than sitting on my ass all day hoping in vain that a guy on the net will play Calgon and take me away. Ha! Leech.
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www.modestneeds.org
HB, MJT!
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Dark-sided!
@ Whamo- Barcoded Identification Warehouse Location?
It's ok if you are a part-time price checker at WalMart, sweetie. Just be proud of who you are.
(*Uh, Dog, he's all yours*)
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Dark-sided!
*sits next to chris eccleston* ... hate country here too but do like reba mcintyre ("lets give'em sumptin to talk about")
duchess of alba, jezuz, she PAID to look like the gasping&rasping monster she is today. joyce wildstein is comparatively hawt.
vince vaughn. gotta agree with someone earlier -why is he in movies/onscreen? he succccks the life out of anything he's in.
conchata ferrel, never heard of that one so i'm just gonna go with will ferrel and wish that funny guy a happy day (this thread needs .... more cowbell ... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/628756/
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
And Happy Birthday to Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the exception of Kate G. I don't mind this list :)
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:29am.
Good morning, Fake BF!
Whmao, what do you do for a living? (I need to know if it's worth it for our fake elopement)
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Consult / Sales, barcoded warehouse location identification.
How's that, do I still need that ladder? :) lol
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:40am.
He's a professional Dog licker. Get the hint? Back off, whore
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LOL! uh oh. Morning doggie:)
eeehhhemm.
Wha what....how did this ladder get here?
*scratches head, pulls on collar*
Poor Whamo, he's going to get blue-waffle of the face from going near you.
I thought you couldn't get online anymore, due to work making you, you know, work. I actually had a break from your jelli h8dred of me and I LIKED IT.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:29am.
Whmao, what do you do for a living? (I need to know if it's worth it for our fake elopement)
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He's a professional Dog licker. Get the hint? Back off, whore.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
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HB to Conchata Ferell.
I'm such a dirty birdy. I'd hit Ratner sideways. Yummm.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
"But you do it all for the kids, so it's OKAY!"
How retarded can u be?
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:17am.
HB to Kate Gosselin!
May you have a wonderful day, which for you means having nothing to do with your children, being on a talk show, having a tanning session, followed by a mani/pedi and hairstyle.
But you do it all for the kids, so it's OKAY!
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Don't forget 'banging bodyguard' and 'emasculating ex-husband', again, all for the kids.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Good morning, Fake BF!
I worked till 10pm last night so in PJs and drinkong coffee. I am volunteering at mini-Fury school this morning (it;s a surprise!) and am not motivated and I to go to the grocery store and gets fresh snacks for 25 kids!
Whmao, what do you do for a living? (I need to know if it's worth it for our fake elopement)
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Dark-sided!
that's the most...er..the most something i've ever seen the duchess of alba look...
happy birthday to all these sluts today...
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:17am.
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Morning cyber GF ;)