Carson Daly Says That Gays Wouldn't Have Stopped The Crazy JetBlue Pilot
Yes, Carson Daly somehow found a way to exist past 2002. Carson currently hosts The Voice (I know you thought that the wooden dummy from Magic hosted The Voice. I'm sorry to drop a sad on you like that.) and also has some kind of radio show. I don't know what Carson talks about on his radio show, because I'd rather shove my ear in a cow's ass than listen to his voice. But Carson said some shit this morning that got him onto TMZ. When talking about the JetBlue pilot whose mental state QUIT THIS BITCH during a flight a from NYC to Las Vegas, Carson Daly joked that if the flight was full of gay dudes headed for a floral convention ("Good one, Carson!" - Tommy Girl), they would've been too scared to break a nail to jump in.
"Most of the people were on their way to some sort of security conference in Las Vegas ... it was like a bunch of dudes and well trained dudes ... thank god." He then went on, "With my luck, it would be like ... 'this is the flight going to [the gay pride parade] in San Francisco ... I mean, that would be my colleagues." He then did a lovely stereotypically "gay" voice and said, "Uh, we're headed down to Vegas for the floral convention."
Here's the audio if your ears need that tonight:
Carson has since said he's sowwy.
Carson Daly's head is filled with nothing but saw dust and old Dick Clark farts, so I'm actually surprised he came up with that himself. You know, Carson's joke is whatever to me, but I can't say it's true. First of all, I'd Vaseline up and pounce on a pilot for keeping me from the buffets and dime slots in Vegas. Second of all, Carson's factory-defected frog puppet ass would be too busy Tweeting to do shit. Third of all, Carson obviously hasn't seen a brawl outside of a gay club at 3am, because that shit is like no other.
The most offensive part of all of this is that I'm typing Carson Daly's name and the year is 2012.
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I recently came to the conclusion that 99% of people with the smaller iris/pupil to whites-of- the-eye are lunatics just waiting to go off.
Unhinged.
Methed out douche.
Really, who gives a half-shit what this robot says? Nothing he says is offensive or interesting or registers any reaction.
ugh why are people like this even in the news why
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This is the kind of person who will say some stupid shit like "I don't know any gay people" because they have this image of RuPaul or some one like this in their pea brains and don't realize they work with live with and have family members who are not stereotypically gay. Get a clue, shit for brains!
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Submitted by Margo on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 11:11am.
Carson was engaged to Tara Reid at one time. Don't accuse him of having good judgement.
IT also dated or was engaged to JLove. Excellent judgement there, spot on! IT clings to this industry like a leech with persistence. The hatred ppl have for Kim K, has no baring to the wretched disgust I have for IT.
"Carson obviously hasn't seen a brawl outside of a gay club at 3am, because that shit is like no other."
WORD!! I'd rather see that than a Tyson fight anyday! They are bout it-bout it!
I wouldn't fuck him with Gary Busey's Dick
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Clearly this douche was not seen a gay dude since a 1955 musical.... most of the gay dudes these days could break his neck in 2.5 seconds without a care for their nails. Check the gym Carson, homos are all muscle these days.
What a douche.
Carson was engaged to Tara Reid at one time. Don't accuse him of having good judgement.
Lesbians: always after last call, and always at least three (a couple, and the side piece) fighting. I don't care how butch these bitches get, there will always be weave snatching and clothes ripping.
Better than MMA on any day.
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The most offensive part of all of this is that I'm typing Carson Daly's name and the year is 2012.
Too true, Mikey. Who knew this douche would still be around after his days at KROQ?
He's just pissed because he will forever be eclipsed by his one-time radio rival, the mighty tiny Seacrest, who actually managed to parlay his drive-time slog into a TV fiefdom. Too bad, Carson - there was only room in Hollywood for one little bug-eyed "straight" white boy from the radio, and it ain't you.
Try not to be so bitter.
why do his eyeballs look like that?
What a tool.
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I always get him and Ryan Seacrest confused...... all the gheys look alike to me :P
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
His eyes just killed my soul.
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*flames Whamo* ;P Obviously Carson has not seen the wig snatch gif MK posted the other day!
But yeah Whamo I agree, people need to lighten up a little. Still either say it and own it, or think better of it and zip it.
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Point taken and good point but I think its offensive because he could have said nothing instead. Maybe sometimes ppl need to stfu instead of trying to be funny. We are all here because we like snark. But Daly is famous and has a platform and if its not funny he shoulda been quiet...its easier to be quiet than unfunny...since he chose unfunny he gets what he asked for imo.
Whamo, ITA.
I'm sick of the apologies.
Grownups have two options. They can think about what they're saying, give it some thought and say it straight out, then take what's coming.
Or they can not say it at all. Both are perfectly respectable options.
What I hate are all these people putting their necks out there - sometimes they have a point, sometimes they don't - and then folding the moment anyone pushes back.
I agree with you, Whamo. This is how I see the situation: If a non-douchebag was making the joke AND it was actually a funny joke and not a retread of the same old tired "gays are weaklings" crap, then it could have been funny. Someone else put that better but you get the idea.
Submitted by sushi on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 9:10am.
"I agree with that. Sounds like it was just his attempt at comedy."
I'm more offended at the fact that it wasn't funny, and the fact that I never understood why he was ever famous.
I sometimes wonder, when it comes to the latest outrageously outrageous outrage, how much of it is real offense, and how much of it is simply a chance to pile on and show how righteously offended one is.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 8:40am.
I tend to agree.
Carson Daly is just a dumb ass who was attempting to be funny and it fell very, very flat.
What is really Ironic is there is a VERY VERY good chance Daly would be on a plane on it's way to gay pride in San Fran...dude is a closet mo.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 8:40am.
Ok I realize I'll probably get blazed for this but come on I mean WTF, OK it was in bad taste and it stereotypes gays and NO DOUBT there are gays that are as tough as nails and as or more courageous than the next straight guy but sweet geezus can nobody say ANYTHING anymore without people poring out of the woodwork rapping people on the back of the hand for every single off taste joke and action? Have people completely lost their sense of humour? Don't get me wrong I understand why people would be put off but he's a HOMOPHOBE and ANTI-GAY because of a stupid joke!? Really! Robin Williams does a gay voice in EVERY SINGLE piece of shit show he does and I'll bet with about two minutes of thought everyone here can think of a "gay" piece their favorite comedienne has done. As long as it's not part of some on going real gay bashing then I think we all have to take a step back take a breath and get on to what's important in life...like LAUGHING at all of our spots and warts.
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I agree with that. Sounds like it was just his attempt at comedy.
That said, I can't stand this mother fucker. He bores me and those eyes.
What's funny is I always thought he was a ghey
This is sooooooooooooo EFFIN RIDICULOUS! Who cares! It was a joke, and a funny one at that because I deff know a lot of queens that would do that. Kinda reminded me of Queer Duck. lmao. This world is way too sensitive.
Well said, Whamo--- no flaming from me. But he's still a tool. :)
Ok I realize I'll probably get blazed for this but come on I mean WTF, OK it was in bad taste and it stereotypes gays and NO DOUBT there are gays that are as tough as nails and as or more courageous than the next straight guy but sweet geezus can nobody say ANYTHING anymore without people poring out of the woodwork rapping people on the back of the hand for every single off taste joke and action? Have people completely lost their sense of humour? Don't get me wrong I understand why people would be put off but he's a HOMOPHOBE and ANTI-GAY because of a stupid joke!? Really! Robin Williams does a gay voice in EVERY SINGLE piece of shit show he does and I'll bet with about two minutes of thought everyone here can think of a "gay" piece their favorite comedienne has done. As long as it's not part of some on going real gay bashing then I think we all have to take a step back take a breath and get on to what's important in life...like LAUGHING at all of our spots and warts.
OK now light me up if you want:) lol!
Carson has a bad case of "Stains' eyes".
He must be mesmerized with rainbow ice cream or something.
The joke was so TERRIBLE that is was offensive to straight folks. Where is the joke????
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Carson=pussy. That is all. I'd rather now that a gay man (or woman) just seek Carson out on a flight and beat his ass.
What a tool. Gay dudes can be absolutely vicious when fucked with. I hope Christina spanks his ass since shes always been a big gay advocate. Oh btw...Ive seen that show a couple times and had no idea it even had a host. So hes also an invisible tool. And you are indeed. Im hetero but even I knew a gay dude took out a terrorist on 9/11. Tool!
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I guess he has forgotten that one of the 9/11 planes didn't make it to DC because a gay passenger along with fellow straight passengers attacked the terrorists and the plane went down in the PA countryside.
Ok, he's got the obvious douchery of equating being gay with being an effeminate weakling.
Then there's his asshattery of thinking assuming none of those "dudes going to a security conference" could be gay.
But what I really love about this is the pussy-baggery. Saying he would be screwed in this situation, he is admitting he would sit around praying for someone else to defend the plane because he is too frightened to step up himself.
HaHAha at the "wooden dummy from Magic"!
MK, you so crazy!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 12:11am.
Can't please everyone. I was shocked to read vitriol towards Dan Savage on gay message boards. He's actually been glitter bombed. I mean Dan Savage who created frothy "Santorum" and the "It Gets Better" anti-bullying campaign.
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probably because dan savage is an asshole and a bully himself and so they dont want to be asscioated with someone like that.
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who is this "person"? isn't this the dude that asked for tara reid's hand in mariage at one time?
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I hope he gets caught up in the middle of a bear parade. :P What an asshole!
I'm hyp-mo-tized by his freakishly googlie eyes!!! As Jimmy Fallon would say, he's a total tool!!!
one of the 'lets roll' guys from flight 93 was gay, I can't remember which one
I don't know how I would survive without DListed. These posts alwsys make my day. There are so many famous stand-up comedians who are not even a hundreth as funny as Michael K. How can Michael K not be a celebrity by now?
I know! MK is awesome. Many of the posters here are hilarious as well.
He has as much charisma as wet paper bag. I also hate how he talks out of one side of his mouth.
He tweeted his apology?
Do people realize twitter is not the platform for any kind of eloquence or sincerity when it comes to things?
That stereotypical gay voice straight men do drives me INSANE too. If enough people talk to you like that in your childhood in a mocking way....well, let's just say you'd be surprised at how much rage that brings out.
Dumb hack is a soulless nothing. Just like Seacrest, there's a lot of money, a lot of drive but zero personality and zero talent.
When it comes to being politically incorrect he has nothing on Eddy Murphy. When you look at this scene from 'Raw', Daly sounds like a poor imitator at best. And I'll be honest, I laughed. But I laughed at his stereotypical jokes about women too. In my defense, it was back in de day when Amsterdam was still the Gay Capital of the world. Given all that's happening now, with groups of newcomers loudly proclaiming their hatred of homosexuality and the effect that has on the viewpoint of young people, it looks infinitely less funny to me.
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The problem with his statement and later PR driven apology is, he outs himself as a homophobe with gays as the first thing on his mind. A different person might use the Amish (no they wouldn't, too obscure) or Switzerland (never take sides in a conflict) or a plane full of pacifists or conscientious objectors or a plane full of memaws (although any Dlister knows memaws are not the ones) or stoners. See there are so many better analogies that Carson outs himself as having gay men on his mind when push come to shove or stroke or slap....
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I saw his first sowwy didn't go over well so he had to issue a more groveling one. I don't care. Didn't really know who he was until you guys reminded me he was on MTV once.
Can't please everyone. I was shocked to read vitriol towards Dan Savage on gay message boards. He's actually been glitter bombed. I mean Dan Savage who created frothy "Santorum" and the "It Gets Better" anti-bullying campaign.