Evening Crumbs

Taylor Swift, please fluff yourself up, because B.Coop is shopping for beards again now that his contract with Zoe Saldana did not get renewed 🙁 – Lainey Gossip

Claudia Schiffer goes back to Guess and either she’s been blessed by Photoshop or she’s been smearing her face with the same creamed fetuses Jared Leto smears his ageless face with – The Berry

I hate my 8-year-old self for wearing this same outfit in the 80s – Hollywood Tuna

The graceful CoCo’s cartoon ass in cartoon pants – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

As Blue Ivy turns blue from suffocating under all that furry blueness – Celebitchy

Do tongues not exist in heaven, because that kiss with Jon Hamm had a grand total of zero – Towleroad

And the Oscar for Best Nalgas Cinematography goes to… – The Superficial

Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing one of Anita Bryant’s old ones – Popoholic

“Right on schedule…” said Pimp Mama Kris with a proud sigh – IDLYITW

Punky, now you know you aren’t allowed to leave the house without Brandon – ICYDK

If Suri is really Katie’s stylist, then Suri obviously hates her – Popsugar

This is me always. Can’t you tell? – Videogum

Jessie Spano was high on caffeine pills, what’s Tim Tebow’s excuse? – OMG Blog

Amber Heard’s dog better piss on her favorite dildo for doing that shit to it – Just Jared

Can the ASPCA please open an investigation into what kind of animal died on Ciara’s head? – Crunk + Disorderly

Does this mean there will be 6 more weeks of play time? – The Daily What

Andy Cohen loves all kind of ass – Cityrag

But did Urkel end every verbal beating with “Did I do that?” – Hollywood Rag

We’re doing trailers for trailers now – I’m Not Obsessed

Mark Steines is off of Entertainment Tonight – SOW