Monday, April 2nd 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 30th!
The new female Viagra. Side effects include: diarrhea; dizziness; flushing; headache; heartburn; stuffy nose; the sudden urge to pull a train. - burpfartsneeze
Runners-up:
Hmmm an old white guy riding on a completely plastic horse's ass: Bruce Jenner? - flea watch
Entering their golden years, SJP lost interest in sex. But she bought Matthew a plastic surrogate, and he was none the wiser. - Tyroan
This economy has even affected Santa and Mrs. Clause. - Heggie
via Nick Holmes
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Tyroan! hahahhaah
congrats winners!
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And every time I try to fly
I fall without my wings, I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
Well done winners! yay! Burp! I am still laughing at the plastic horse's ass!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Well done winners. You tickled my funny boner!
NoAnjlusciousloverxxxxxxxxxxx4eva
Hahahaha and congrats winners!! You guys made me pee a little.
ANJL4LIFE♥
Viagra, Jenner, SJP and the Claus', HAHAHA! Congrats winners! ;p
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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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congrats winners, funny captions!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Congrats burpfartsneeze!! LOL!
Congrats to flea watch (loved it), Tyroan and Heggie!!
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♥JA&BIFF4EVER♥XOXO
Female Viagra has been around for years, it's called cash.
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
About time amusement parks had "You have to be this feeble to ride this ride" signs.
With no money coming in even Nana Lohan got put back to work.
The second season of HBOs Luck is not looking so great.
Gladys hit the goldmine when she quit advertising on Craigslist and went for the back pages of AARP Monthly.
This economy is even affecting Santa and Mrs. Clause.
Just Married: Unfortunatley after 3 hours on a plastic horse, Jerry Lee's great balls were on fire.......
This economy has even affected Santa and Mrs. Clause.
and this is how putting the cart before the horse really does work!!!
Count Von A-Hole sells the paps a shoot on Robertson Blvd of him taking Zsa Zsa Gabor on a shopping trip.
My little Pony DEPENDS on the old grey mare.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
The four horsemen ain't got shit on the dementia duo.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Segway for your life!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
You know times is hard when my little pony takes to rolling bitches in the alley.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
If all it takes to be famous is bad driving, shop lifting and picking up men, Ali Lohan will not be outdone by her sister.
To the outside, it looked "cute", even "quirky" or "fun". But privately, Opal was living in an internalized Hell. She knew she had damn well better keep the HoverRound going at breakneck speeds exceeding even hotrods like the Stanley Steamer, for Melvin was a cruel master, a man who knew how to use the cold leather whip he kept wrapped tightly in his arthritic, liver-spotted hands...
March 31, 2042
Even at 80, Clooney makes a trick work for a night on the red carpet.
Whip it!
Whip it good!
Oooops! Am I the only one old enough to remember that?
Hoover Round v 5.0 : Now with a tow hitch
No Country and Western for Old Men
Sick of years of his horse sh*t, Edna finally decides to take her husband out to pasture.
Walmart combines their two most popular rides, the children's merry-go-round and the obesity scooter, much to the thrill of their regular shoppers.
When you're senile, its easy to put the cart before the horse.
Dr. Drew knocks another bitch off the horse.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Rocking with the oldies.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
PeePaw asked MeMaw to pull him off.....he didnt mean the curb........
Well, well, looks like Grandma read "Shades of Grey."
All we need now is a monkey riding a pig,a giraffe on a Segway and we'll have ourselves a convoy! 10-4 Good Buddy.
Year 2042: Michele Bachmann is pissed. She wanted to feel a stallion between her legs, but Marcus hogged it as usual.
Whoopi-ty-aye-yay, now where's the Ben-Gay?
Back in the saddle again
2 aging hippies' transportation choices succeed in wiping the smug look off the faces of the entire Woodstock Generation
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rollin'
Formaldehyde!
And if you're a medicare recipiant, you could qualify for the Whoresinaround Chair at little to no cost to you!
Entering their golden years, SJP lost interest in sex. But she bought Matthew a plastic surrogate, and he was none the wiser.
Hahahaha
Vadge and her back up dancer performing in the street for her Blonde Ambition 2012 Tour.
Gas, gnash, or lash: No one rides for free.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
It WAS all fun and games until Cheney got a new heart.
50 years later, they've finally figured out a way to let Lohan out of the house without things getting out of hand.
in the 50th sex and the city movie, mr big rides sarah jessica parker while mrs. rojo caliente escorts them back to the stables.
In fifty years Katie will still be whipped and Tom will be on the horse he rode in on.
2067 marks the launch of Memaw's Taxi Service. Because gas is $209 a gallon, Social Security has been depleted and a girl still needs her Metamucil.
Big pimping since 1969.