Evening Crumbs
Scenes from Jerry Lee Lewis' 7th wedding: You know it's forever love when the bride looks exactly like the groom in drag - Hollywood Rag
This is one of those times when I really wish I was Micaela Schaefer's father, so that I could clutch at my chest while saying, "Ich bin so stolz." - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Ben Affleck is back to sucking on fags - Celebitchy
My vote for Nora in the The Thin Man remake goes to Johnny Depp in drag - Lainey Gossip
The Empress of Lucite does it better. Always. - The Superficial
Stacy Keibler B.C. (Before Clooney) - Hollywood Tuna
A gay hating, cane-wiedling, batshit crazy granny ain't the one - Towleroad
Somewhere, somehow, someone is Photoshopping a peen over that hot sauce bottle - The Berry
Watching the workers put up that background was probably more exciting than watching Ashley Greene pose in front of it - Popoholic
Poke at me when there's a Rhythm Syndicate reunion - The Daily What Gossip
Beyonce can keep that tacky crib, I'll take the delivery dudes - Crunk + Disorderly
Halle Berry really wants you to see her engagement ring - Popsugar
Elton John wants his EVERYTHING (even the wig) back - ICYDK
The CGI Calista Gingrich looks more lifelike than the real life Calista Gingrich - OMG Blog
Shampoo: Ben Affleck finally discovered it - Just Jared
Obi-Wan Catnobi - Cityrag
The universe got stoned one night and somehow decided that Robbie Williams should be a father - I'm Not Obsessed
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"I thought the picture on the right was the woman on the left without a wig."
^ Hahaha it does kinda look like that
Jerry Lee is a fine looking lesbian. Gold-digger or not, she better avoid swimming pools. Seems Jerry Lee and William Shatner have the same trouble with wives mysteriously drowning.
If you want some laughs, check out his sister, Brenda Gail's book, "The Devil, Me, and Jerry Lee." Great read-or- Stop by Frankie Jean's drive thru liquor stand/JLL museum in Faraday.
I thought that was the chick who played Mimi on the Drew Carey show when I first saw it
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 8:56am
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I didn't know you were on a world tour. How do I get a backstage pass?
MizRo:
I WISH I was imbibing on a pipe! I am in Kuala Lumpur, where I am sweating like a whore in church. it is so goddamn hot here that my fingertips are sweating on the keyboard!
Food is EXCELLENT though. Up next I hope is Australia!!
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Dog and Triston: thanks for making me laugh, I needed some of your medicinal musings. Going back to bed for a couple of hours; besitos y abrazos!
Agreed TB! Small screen was her vehicle: brill analysis re: Haggle, Aniston and SJP. I cannot think of 4 actresses who are less palatable than these. Ugh.
Where are you now? It's 8:30AM here in NY, rainy, cold and grey. Imbibing a bit in 2 of my fave hobbies: D and herbals then heading back to bed soon! How sybaritic is that?
It's 8:30pm here, MizRo, so I am just warming up!
As for Jennifer Garner? Her people should have left well enough alone and kept her ass on the small screen where she belongs. She is not a big screen actress, period. Even Jennifer Aniston pulls that off (slightly) better than she.
The same goes for Sarah Jessica Parker, and that trick from the doctor show. You know who the fuck I am talking about!
At least Heather Locklear knows where her true talent works best!
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Sorry Dog, I didn't see your post till after mine.
Lucy, the 5 cents is worth it!
He probably would fall apart and spiral into one of those sad "where are they now?" fugues, but I must confess: I don't care if they both fail.
Hubris on her part has caught up; lack of talent and wherewithal has caught up to him as well.
Good morning my love, TB! I thought I was rolling on the lone here.
I agree re: Damon, an all-around talented actor/director/writer/producer.
Mizro, his gambling addiction is really bad. He loses hundreds of thousands of dollars per year at the tables and the last time I looked, he doesn't have the money Michael Jordan does which means he can't afford that. I don't know his net worth but with the family, the houses, the staff, the managers and publicists, he can't have too much in reserve. And yes, he must be miserable but it's his own fault for letting her run him.
Here's my pseudo Ph.D. analysis, for what it's worth: I think he knows on some level that if he lost her he'd be lost himself. ALL of his addictions would come screaming back and he'd be in rehab and broke within a year. I think he knows that for all of her rules and restrictions, without her, he'd be in huge trouble.
That will be 5 cents, Charlie Brown.
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The more movies I see with Matt Damon, the more I respect and like him as an actor. he really is versatile.
Ben Affleck? I have never liked and I try to avoid his movies if at all possible. It really depends on who ELSE is in his movies if I will watch it.
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First laugh of the day! Spicy wonder bread... Love it Dog - thank you.
I've never understood the hoopla around her and he's just a pathetic follower.
One thing is for sure: he's miserable - no smoking, no gambling, no whoring - and she has to fight his ennui EVERY day to keep him in check. Sadness.
MizRo, oh never! I've never liked him because he is as bland as Wonder Bread and has ridden Damon's coattails all the way. His acting his sub-par at best. She became famous for her body and her "sensuous" lips, not for any acting skills. These two are the most boring couple ever. In fact, they make Wonder Bread look spicy.
ETA: She seems like a really involved, dedicated mother, though, so I can't fault her on that.
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Dog: I thought I was alone on this!
Mrs. Lewis looks like a better filled-out Cloris Leachman.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 7:58am.
Affleck and his wife make me retch: I loathe both.
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Affleck and his wife make me retch: I loathe both.
If BIC is getting a new crib, that means the gold and diamond encrusted one must have fell apart. Costco don't make em like they used to.
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Submitted by Bunnyman on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 9:37pm.
I thought that was a "Where Are They Now?" photo of Cagney and Lacey.
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YES !!!!!! nailed it ! LMFAO
Jerry Lee Lewis didn't have as good as management as Elvis Presley, and that is why his career suffered. Elvis Presley was just as guilty of pedophilia and chasing after too-young women
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Ben freaking hates his know it all wife that's why he is smoking.
Good lord, Killer has been hitting the carbs. I thought the picture on the right was the woman on the left without a wig.
i was watching psycho on cable the other night and it took me an hour to realize that shit was in black and white.
I guess I am too young and thought Jerry Lee Lewis was the muscular dystrophy asshole.
Submitted by Bunnyman on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 9:37pm.
I thought that was a "Where Are They Now?" photo of Cagney and Lacey.
LOL!!!!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
JLL's new wife has a Paula Dean quality to her looks.
"Shalikla!"
Jerry Lee Lewis has gotta whole lotta flabbin going on. Seven is sure to be his lucky number.
7th time's the charm and they probably figure it's an even deal, she's a chickie to him, and he's a romeo! hehehe ♪Whole lotta recycling going on!♪
And about cute pets, I still love little ♥Harper♥ (HSotD). http://www.dlisted.com/2011/09/24/hot-slut-of-the-day. Not everyone would have her but I wish I had adopted
her! ;p
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Is JLL on steroids? That chunk looks like more than junk food & booze.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 9:20pm.
Whamo, sounds like a wonderful story! I have a 5 lbs toy poodle, she's a very intelligent gentle sweetheart.
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That nice LR, poodles are smart little critters:) It's so nice to have an animal around isn't it!:)
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Submitted by harperharper on Fri, 03/30/2012 -
Saucer of warm cream for UNO!!!
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I'm sure he'd like that, I can hardly have a glass of milk without him sitting on my chest and sticking his head in the glass, I've never given him cream but he'd probably go nutty for it! lol
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 10:16pm.
They look like fucking bookends. Has he been dipping in his same gene pool again?
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Sort of. Jerry Lee Lewis's new wife is the ex-wife of his cousin Rusty. Lewis was also once married to Rusty's sister Myra. (Oh yeah, and she was 13 at the time.)
Way to keep it in the family. Why not just skip a step and marry Cousin Rusty?
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Silly rabbit.
They look like fucking bookends. Has he been dipping in his same gene pool again?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 9:20pm.
Saucer of warm cream for UNO!!!
"Shalikla!"
<"Submitted by Bunnyman on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 9:37pm.
I thought that was a "Where Are They Now?" photo of Cagney and Lacey.">
Haha Perfect. I was thinking more in the future "Chaz Bono finally finds Mrs Right"
I thought that was a "Where Are They Now?" photo of Cagney and Lacey.
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"There'll be war and there'll be peace
Everything one day will cease.
All the iron turns to rust
All the Cloud Men turn to dust."
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Getting old is a bitch, but I guess it beats dying young. I did not need to see that picture of Jerry Lee Lewis, but it does prove that if that woman is a golddigger she is earning her money.
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Count me in..thought this guy died years ago.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 9:20pm.
Whamo, sounds like a wonderful story! I have a 5 lbs toy poodle, she's a very intelligent gentle sweetheart.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 9:23pm.
{I totally thought Jerry Lee was Jiminy Glick.}
OH MAH GAwD! ON ICe! You assassinated it and then some!
SPOT ON! :))
I totally thought Jerry Lee was Jiminy Glick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2mOcpCT-0c
And I totally thought Jerry Lee had died a long time ago. He completely disappeared off the radar.
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 9:13pm.
{His seventh bride looks like a real charmer!}
I'm sure he has the sads that he couldn't have another child bride. If he had kept fit and in shape, he could have managed to amass a shit-load of willing pussy ala the ultimate pimp daddy-o Lil' Hef!
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 8:57pm
Whamo, you have a kitten?
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Long story short, I had a neighbour move and ask me to look after his cat while he moved, he never did come back for her. I had her for about a year or so and I came home one day and she was eating at her bowl. I freaked out because I saw blood and gook on her hind quarters then all of a sudden I hear this mewing sound coming out of my bedroom. I slowly went into my room freaking out from the sound and there on the floor in the middle of my bedroom was a little tiny newborn kitty! I had no idea momma cat was even preggers!!! She only had ONE kitty and it was eyes shut lying on a bare wood floor in my room!!! Anyway I called him UNO because he was all by himself. Momma cat got out one day a while back and I never saw her again but little UNO and I are best buddies and I keep him indoors all the time. He's an awesome cat that sleeps right by my head every night. That's how I got to be a cat owner and I love the little bugger like he's a kid:)
What kind of little doggie do you have?
His seventh bride looks like a real charmer!
Halle Berry...nobody cares that you will be working hard in ruining some other man's reputation in less than two years. Fuck off.
Celebitchy is such a drama puss all of the time. Yeh, I am sure Ben Affleck's wife is just furious. Whatever.
Jerry Lee Lewis= Chaz Bono in about ten yrs.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 03/30/2012 - m
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I like your little kitty avie LR, he looks a bit like my little guy when he was a little foot attacker.
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Whamo, you have a kitten? awwwww *adds an extra point to Whamo's resume*
I have a tiny doggy myself.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 8:03pm.
I really try SO hard not to be mean, but Jerry Lee is so Goddamn ugly he scares me.
imagine THAT wedding night.... shudder....
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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 03/30/2012 - m
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I like your little kitty avie LR, he looks a bit like my little guy when he was a little foot attacker.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 8:35pm.
Next: Mrs. JLL coyly covering her baby bump.
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That's Jerry--- he had to make a good woman out of her before the blessed event. Meanwhile, he's waiting patiently for a liver transplant but at least he still has his own hair, bless him. :)
Next: Mrs. JLL coyly covering her baby bump.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Jerry Lee Lewis looks like he has kidney failure.
Sharon Stone for Nora Charles.
"Shalikla!"