Evening Crumbs | Dlisted

Scenes from Jerry Lee Lewis' 7th wedding: You know it's forever love when the bride looks exactly like the groom in drag - Hollywood Rag

This is one of those times when I really wish I was Micaela Schaefer's father, so that I could clutch at my chest while saying, "Ich bin so stolz." - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Ben Affleck is back to sucking on fags - Celebitchy

My vote for Nora in the The Thin Man remake goes to Johnny Depp in drag - Lainey Gossip

The Empress of Lucite does it better. Always. - The Superficial

Stacy Keibler B.C. (Before Clooney) - Hollywood Tuna

A gay hating, cane-wiedling, batshit crazy granny ain't the one - Towleroad

Somewhere, somehow, someone is Photoshopping a peen over that hot sauce bottle - The Berry

Watching the workers put up that background was probably more exciting than watching Ashley Greene pose in front of it - Popoholic

Poke at me when there's a Rhythm Syndicate reunion - The Daily What Gossip

Beyonce can keep that tacky crib, I'll take the delivery dudes - Crunk + Disorderly

Halle Berry really wants you to see her engagement ring - Popsugar

Elton John wants his EVERYTHING (even the wig) back - ICYDK

The CGI Calista Gingrich looks more lifelike than the real life Calista Gingrich - OMG Blog

Shampoo: Ben Affleck finally discovered it - Just Jared

Obi-Wan Catnobi - Cityrag

The universe got stoned one night and somehow decided that Robbie Williams should be a father - I'm Not Obsessed

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Night Crumbs

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 7:01pm.

Rasc, who hasn't Leenie met?

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 7:01pm.

LOL Islandgirl. That Jerry Lee Lewis boy is too rock n roll for me. I hear he smokes that Marywana...

Lol. Xoxoxox

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Worrying is using your imagination to create something you don’t want.

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:59pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 8:03pm.

Whamo, if you like pretty ladies, may i suggest sugarfreeredbull, kokoskitten,
or our lovely beakers( along with the real Irish fury of course)

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Don't forget Mother Superior, she's very young, slender and blond, and looks like a high-fashion model. Did you see her photos? Eileenie McMeanie met with her in England.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:56pm.

zoomy, I thought the pedo was deader than a doornail. But then again, I'm not all caught up on the popular culture and the kids these days. :)

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:58pm.

Reason... on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 8:14pm.
Haha Whamo and IF, who cares what people look like. I get a kick from the avies... some fit so well, they're hilarious
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Very true Reason, I love the days when I'm laughing my ass off at how funny people are. Humour to me is very attractive trait:)

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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 8:23pm.

I'm not sure how much longer he WILL be alive from the looks of things! I hadn't seen a picture of him in a long time but MAN he's turned into a WHALE!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 8:03pm.

imagine THAT wedding night.... shudder....
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What!! you don't think it would be sexy to see their wedding night rut! LMAO!!!!

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:53pm.

Did anyone know this guy was still alive? No? Me neither! LOL

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Worrying is using your imagination to create something you don’t want.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:44pm.

Haha Whamo and IF, who cares what people look like. I get a kick from the avies... some fit so well, they're hilarious!

wink-wink at MK's twitter Elvie in a wig, or cyberwedding photos lollol Although, it'd be fun to post hot pics too ;P

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:38pm.

@ UBF, well thank you for the info. lol!!

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:36pm.

when I am rich I am buying dlisted ( I love how autocorrect turned this into "cluster") and make MK my bitch.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:44pm.

Ms Fury, yes I think there probably are some people that think that's you and are thinking just how Klassy you are:) I wonder if those two people are still married, I mean there has to be some sort of mental fuckery going on when a person gets married with their GIANT TITTIES hanging out for the world to see. I'm sure every 14 year old kid had a boner going at some point during that wedding..not speaking from any sort of past experience by the way:)!

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:33pm.

Whamo, if you like pretty ladies, may i suggest sugarfreeredbull, kokoskitten,
or our lovely beakers( along with the real Irish fury of course)

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:33pm.

I really try SO hard not to be mean, but Jerry Lee is so Goddamn ugly he scares me.
imagine THAT wedding night.... shudder....

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Submitted by Stan Derp on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:33pm.

I heard the 7th time is the one for keeps.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:32pm.

There are some good looking peeps here on the D. UBF is very pretty as well.

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Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:27pm.

@Uncle, I think they draw at 11pm EDT

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:28pm.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 7:36pm.
Whamo, you say that now, then some bikini bunny comes around, and pffffffft there you went! lol
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hey if you WANT to put up pictures like that then HELL YA I'm all for it FOR SURE, but I can still appreciate why some people don't want to:)
I'm all for looking a pretty ladies:P

Irish, yes I didn't realize till last nights lurking you're are in fact Irish Irish and while I wouldn't want you Irish furying me I would still love to hear the Irish accent. What part of the Isle are you from, north, south..? My mom and dad were living in Cork county south(?) for a few years. I never went to visit while they were there and wish I had.

@ UBF, WHAT!!! she's here NOW amongst us like one of those coast to coast aliens? LOL!!

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:25pm.

*yawn*
just wait for the ones that postal 50posts in one thread and eventually she blows and calls people names. Sad life. Moving on. When do they draw those numbers for the mega millions?

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by DianaDeath on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:19pm.

Is this shit Open Post? I swear I can't with all you bitches constantly bitching about trolls and alts. I only give a crap about MK.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:25pm.

Jerry Lee Lewis is still alive???

Ehhh, Green Tea Latte is way hotter and younger and nobody hates on her.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:17pm.

@Uncle, so which ones is she? :(

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:15pm.

Submitted by Ugly on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 7:23pm.

From the info I have gathered over the years,....
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I see, thanks for the info. Ug. I know people relatively recently thought she'd made an appearance but I've never been able to catch it when it all goes down.
OT kind of but...I've never understood why people would have multiple names and identities on the same board, we are already have the benefit of being anonymous in the first place so people shouldn't be afraid to say whatever they want. If you're afraid to be controversial then just don't comment on that particular subject if you're that afraid of peoples response.

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:12pm.

@ Within Reason

I know, I wrote that on purpose (I'll take it right off) so that it would look totally legit but I assumed I'd be told to STFU once someone saw it.

I bet people still think it's me.

The thing about these gypsy girls is that they are all very moral, and virgins etc. They just look like whores.

The sad thing is that they honestly believe they have few rights and that a man beating them is kind of his right. Gross.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:10pm.

Whamo, darlin, Angela is alive and well(?), seeing that she is using at least 3 alts in this thread ( and I only scanned it).as to what made her this way? She claims years of bullying, I would go with years of untreated mental illness.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:06pm.

Oh Whamo, you'll love with when I get all furious. Mr. Fury totally enjoys it, accent-wise. And everyone I know tells me I'd never get away with saying the shit I do if I didn't have this accent. LOL!

I guess most people here thought I was Irish-American rather than Irish.

I am HORRIFIED laney thought that was a real pic! For at least a day, people thought that was legit pic. Gypsy, please!

I worked three evening this week including now so have been on at night but I don't often get on. All the fights happen at night, here.

I'm taping Coronation Street on CBC, it's over in 20 mins and I watch it sans commercials.

Have you ever seen Mr D on CBC - I love that show!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:06pm.

Whamo, you say that now, then some bikini bunny comes around, and pffffffft there you went! lol. Totally understand, if David Gandy walked by me, I'd be putty too! ;)

IF, I almost believed that was your pic too, but you said you'd only keep it up for a few minutes, and this was hours later! Very sly... hahahaha

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Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:04pm.

Concerning Ashley Greene ---

I watched Twilight last week for the first time. It was on basic cable. Yes TwiTards, I just now watched it.(I'm old and don't hate!)

Since she made that movie it appears this gal has not only aged a great deal but she's also had a nose job and is getting Demi Moore anorexic Red Bull face.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:02pm.

Hiya Irish! How's those boobies? LOL

Whamo, I have no idea who Angela is, just the lore surrounding her.

If she's pretty, good on her.

Submitted by Ugly on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:59pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 7:23pm.

I keep hearing about this Angela but I don't think I've ever had the "pleasure" of meeting her/him/it? What's the scoop with this person and what is it they do to piss everyone off?

From the info I have gathered over the years, she was first accused of being 'mouse' who was supposedly an identity theft. Once that didn't pan out, they accused her of not using her real photos because, apparently she was too 'pretty' to be 'real' in her photos. Then, she wen so far as to post videos of herself speaking directly to a certain dlister and even THAT wasn't enough to convinces people she was 'real' or who she was.

Granted, Angela's pictures showcase her flawless looks and incredible hair that is beyond insanely long, but the hate kept building and then Angela turned into something I can only attribute to years of bullying, "A monster".

Shame too because she started out with a very kind and giving heart.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:59pm.

Ms. Fury my sweet Irish cyber lova, how are you?:)
I don't normally post on the weekends but I had some work to do so I brought my laptop home this weekend. I was saying to Laney how funny I thought it was she thought those wedding pics were you. Bawahaaaa. For a split second so did I but the I remember when they were put up a while back.
By the way I read you have a nice Irish accent...that my dear girl is a super bonus!:):):)

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:54pm.

It's amazing that a woman can look at a man who's been married six times and think "Yes, I should marry him".

Especially one who got with a 13 year old. Ew.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:53pm.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 7:15pm.
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I was only kidding about the pics of course, I can totally appreciate that 100%, you never know who's out there and what they'll do if they want to come after you for whatever reason.
I keep hearing about this Angela but I don't think I've ever had the "pleasure" of meeting her/him/it? What's the scoop with this person and what is it they do to piss everyone off?

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:51pm.

@ laney, me neither, except my wedding pic! LOL!

Whamo, darling...hello!

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Submitted by Stan Derp on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:50pm.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 7:15pm.

I can understand some people wanting show their real selves on blogs but there's too many weirdos like you say that fuck everything up.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:48pm.

Jerry also looks like he's wearing a powdered wig a la Washington on the dollar bill.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:45pm.

@Whamo, I won't put pictures of myself on the internet because of freaky people like Angela (or whatever its name is) that comes here to stalk and try to intimidate, . Even back in the olden golden days of IRC there were freaks like Angela and it just turned me off to the whole let's show who is behind the screen :)

Also, given my line of work, not really recommended that I put myself out there like that. I own no Facebook or anything else and people who know me can't even find anything on google about me and I like it that way :)

Submitted by Stan Derp on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:45pm.

I'm with the thought he was dead team...use it or lose it!

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:42pm.

Jerry Lee Lewis's nick name is The Killer, I'm thinkin he might want to call his heart that.

Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:40pm.

BITCH GOT WIDE!!!!

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:34pm.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:51pm.
only change your name if your 'fiance aka Paltrow' asked you to,
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Ya Reason, Gwenny could probably get me to do damn near anything for sure!!! lol :)

Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:23pm.

Poor, fat Jerry. It must suck that he ran out of 13 year old cousins to sit on his face. :(

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:21pm.

Whamo, your funniest line yesterday might have been that you'd only change your name if your 'fiance aka Paltrow' asked you to, otherwise you were walking off! ! Cracked me up! ;p

On topic: OMG, that was a mean-eyed granny!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:14pm.

"Elton John wants his EVERYTHING (even the wig) back" - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ;p

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:12pm.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:32pm.
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Well they were quite large for sure but something tells me she wouldn't have cared if they popped out anyway. They would have HAD to pop out by the end of the night I would think and yes, that sure was a engineering feat to get them puppies locked down for sure.
I would NEVER let my wife dress like that for my wedding, I'm sure most people must have been WTFing all night lol, NOW speaking of YOUR Ds I think you need to make an exception on your whole "never put a picture up" rule!!! lol :)

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:02pm.

And Whamo, you must admit those globes in that picture, well it must have taken a whole team of behind-the-scenes to get that gal into that dress and hold the boulders up. Maybe lilliputians? Whoa.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 5:01pm.

@Whamo, actually no, I was just like holy crap I can't believe the size of those things and here I was thinking my Ds were big. Heysus Chhriisst. And I also was questioning IF putting up a picture in the first place - she seems very private :)

Hell, I won't put my pic up on the internet, period.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 4:56pm.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:06pm.
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Laney I was lurking last night and you had me laughing my ass off when you thought that was a real wedding pic of IF. You were trying to be so polite meanwhile you MUST have been thinking what a fucking big titted HOBAG, who the FUCK would get married in THAT!!!