Friday, March 30th 2012

Once Again, There's Always A Blonde In The Back Saying It All With An Eye Roll

Your eyeballs can thank the blonde in the background for rolling her eyes so they don't have to. Give your eyeballs the day off, they deserve it.

Here's Xtina making sight balls do the wave while sitting courtside with her paid piece Matthew Rutever and Christina Milian at the Lakers game in L.A. last night. In all seriousness, Xtina usually looks like a Snooki and Hatchet Face drunk swirl, so besides the Count Chocula ass brows, the Hamburglar ass shirt, the Fritos Chili Cheese ass skin and the skid mark ass blush, she looks good! Did I miss anything?

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Uptown James's picture

Is the gay tweaker her boyfriend? He looks kinda mean. And he has skinny fingers....the kind that hurt when he sticks them in your ass.
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MizRo's picture

Christina is a naturally pretty woman; it's too bad she feels better with a "mask".

I have grown to dislike her pretentiousness BUT I will always love her albums.

TheBreakdown's picture

Xtina has NO muscle tone, nor has she ever.

The same goes for her style.

Plus, she dresses like a brokedown sex worker.

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She has the ugliest legs ever. Ever.

bigorexia's picture

I hate to admit it, but I actually like her red lipstick.

That said, she should go for a more natural skin tone and wear less eye make-up.

yup, she's getting skinny again. This is from today:

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/PNfgPOxHICH/Christina+Aguilera+Out+Shoppi...

that's her little brother with her, their faces are so similar

I think she looks really good right now actually!

she was on Leno the other night without red lipstick and she looked HOT. When she was walking out her ass looked amazing in her dress. She's definitely losing weight, I think she's hotter with a little weight though

Cake666's picture

She looks good.

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Gardening Girl's picture

Bee Girl! Bwaahaaahaaaahaaaaha!

You go, Bee Girl!

Libra's picture

It seems she has lost quite a few pounds... she looks good IMO. But hating that red lipstick!!!

skabazzle's picture

She looks pretty and slimmer here.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

I think Christina looks good here. Less clown make up is better.

Submitted by Dannii on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 6:56pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:41pm.

Oh my, the chick in the pink pants (lame) is pretty damn hot... gimme 3 and a half minutes... maybe fo.

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for what? for you to rub one out, to try and "hit that", or before you get arrested?

LOL! It seems to known that Jack in the hat likes to "hit that" as you say. 3 and a half mins. LOL! again.

Ninne's picture

Is that Chuck Lorre sitting next to Xtina?

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:41pm.

Oh my, the chick in the pink pants (lame) is pretty damn hot... gimme 3 and a half minutes... maybe fo.

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for what? for you to rub one out, to try and "hit that", or before you get arrested?

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Dear Christina Aguilera,

Girlfriend,wat the fok u doin with this FUG lookin man in public? Just come out the closet,girl!
xo,
Stripper

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Xtina looks better than she has in a long time. Christina M. is gorgeous. Wish I looked like that!!

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Oh, she wears tights to a game but not to a funeral when she's on her period? Ya.

MadgesVadge's picture

Christina has obviously long-since fired her stylist. Who chose this outfit for a basketball game? Even Beyonce knows how to dress down for an occasion.
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Gardening Girl's picture

I agree, Gwen can put on some scary ugly shit.

The eye roller looks like a darker blonde version of Carolyn Bessette Kennedy. Creepy.

She's no different than Gwen Stefani with the eternal/never ending case of the red lips. All the money in the world and no one tells these two that change might be a good thing. This one in no more irritating than Gwen. Yes, this one plumped but think of the horrible fashions Gwen gets away with.

ponchiks's picture

She does look good. And in her face, it looks like she may have lost some weight. She looks so much better with shorter hair. If only her hair colour could change a bit. By now it must grow bleach blonde from the get go.

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

Having shorter extensions in, rather than the very long white-blonde fake hair, looks way better. *She* looks way better...pains me to say that, since I think she's a mean asshole and pictures of her dead-eyed, in a fascinator with her undertitties hanging low feed the soul and doubtlessly capture more of what she's really like.

Slurpee's picture

Are we not totally sure she didn't eat her son? I haven't seen her with him since she packed on all that weight?

Zonko's picture

The schmuck she's with has a nacho cheese stain on his shirt.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 3:04pm.

YES!!! *gets mah swag on*
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LMAO thanks M.E. I wish I lived out there~!!!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:41pm.
Oh my, the chick in the pink pants (lame) is pretty damn hot... gimme 3 and a half minutes... maybe fo.

Christina Milian?

yeah she is hot.

plus she's all wounded because her husband/babydaddy left her so I'm sure she could use the comfort of a strong, strapping man such as yourself. ;)

Heroic Cupcake's picture

My SO used to think she was seriously hawt back in the day. It's hilarious to show him the mess she's become.

Stoney's picture

She dropped a few pounds. Good for her.
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Richiegay's picture

Oh God that shade of Blonde hair on Xtina is hurting my eyes. What in the Hoe Hell is she thinking, and her make up scheme needs a rethink too!

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SNOWPHAT!!!!!!!!!

Lookie, you can grow pot in your home and not get in trouble!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Oh my, the chick in the pink pants (lame) is pretty damn hot... gimme 3 and a half minutes... maybe fo.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:20pm.

"her BF's resemblence to Bat Boy always makes me go HUH?"

You so stole my line, Snowy. Xtina definitely has a type.

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

She looks alright here , the too much make up thing never went away after she skanked it up with that"dirty"- video. She is just holding on to the look she had in her "prime", much like mariah carey.

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Xtina is looking much better if a bit bored but Milian is cute!

The image of Snooki+Hatchet-Face rutting with Matthew is too much LOL! That actress was brilliant, Waters sure knew how to pick 'em! hahaha ;p

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:59pm.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:54pm.
Christina Milian is cute.
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Totally agree. But maybe it's the lighting off those Pepto Bismal leggings that's giving my intestines contractions. And I like pink.

Yeah, her outfit is fug. I don't like the neon green nails, either.
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I actually really like the outfit. It's not exactly what I'd wear myself - for one thing, those kind of colours do not suit a pale Irish woman. But I think she looks cute.

Oxygen's picture

@GigaBoob...Spoiled gave a link:

Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:56pm.
Here's a good slideshow of Christina's "transformation" over the years:

http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/transformations/photos/0,,2029012...

I remember the hot second she used to look like this and miss it:
http://free-pianosheetmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Christina-Agu...

Oxygen's picture

@NotImpressed...why, oh why did you make me open the last pic to see those green nails (which are hurlish) and scratch my corneas with both of their HIGH HEELS, and xTina's with fucking SPIKES.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

She wears her fat well.

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christine the hoff's picture

christina looked so much better the less makeup she used and I'm surprised nobody in her camp ever pointed this out to her...

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buse Submitted by zomay on Fri, 03/30/ 2012 -2:12pm.
Just once I would like to see all these celeb folks attend a Clippers game.

Lol, regular folks don't even go to Clippers games.
Where does she look good because she looks the same to me here. I don't understand how anyone can be in a rut this long.

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Those were good pics Spoiled. She does look better...especially in the top pic. The pink leggings are a no.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

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mmm Zombie Face Eyeroll A+, she definitely wants to be pregnant with my child.

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:59pm.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:54pm.
Christina Milian is cute.
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Totally agree. But maybe it's the lighting off those Pepto Bismal leggings that's giving my intestines contractions. And I like pink.

Yeah, her outfit is fug. I don't like the neon green nails, either.
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Douchechill!

DR.FUNK's picture

She's actually looking better here.Significantly better.
Christina Milian= Hot Cuban MILF.I'd smash it.
Nothing like a low profile courtside seat at a Lakers game. :-)

snowpiece's picture

her BF's resemblence to Bat Boy always makes me go HUH?

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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:10pm.

Court-side at the Lakers game is more about being seen then seeing the game 99% of the time. Christina and her friend seem like the type who just talk through the whole game and then leave well before the end of the game.