I Can See The Ratings From My House!

I wish I could grab my soapbox and stomp in here proudly saying, "I'M NOT WATCHING HER ON THE TODAY SHOW I'LL BE SUPPORTING (INSERT OTHER MORNING PROGRAM HERE)!!". But I don't watch morning TV anyway and proclaiming that I'll be watching something else at the same time would be a lie...

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

Submitted by Bo on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:59am.
Rumors are that Ann Curry is on her way out. Maybe this is a hint to Curry to hit the highway.
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Don't tease me! When oh when will they let that snore go?

The Lame Stream Media isn't so lame when you plop your attention whore ass self right in the middle of it. LMAO!

Are you saying that there is television before noon?

Rumors are that Ann Curry is on her way out. Maybe this is a hint to Curry to hit the highway. Can't stand the Today Show, Matt Lauer is a brown noser and a total fool. I watch Don Imus, much better show.

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 9:53pm.

WE MUST KILLZ OUR TEEVEEZ

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We must. Srsly.

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It's scary that there are two dorks in this world with artichoke choke fur on their heads. - Dog on the subject of Jedward, Tue, 03/20/2012 - 9:05pm.

Yes. Tomorrow...mostly during the 8 o'clock hour. Matty asked her during a phone interview this morning what newspapers she'd been reading. lol

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by sinjin on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 6:20pm.
Fuckity-FUCK! Can't this dumb Wasilla hillbilly troll crawl back under whatever slimy, damp thing she lives under?? Is she so stupid she can't understand she's no longer relevant? All the other VP nominees don't keep bullying their way to the front of the line like this bitch.
*storms out of room sputtering*
__________________________________________________Of course not! Palin's got the fame addiction. She needs it more than a junkie needs a fix.

Palin would be perfect with "smug" Matt. Anything is better than that boring ass Ann Curry. She is the valium of morning tv. I fall back to sleep when I hear her voice or see her face.

A week ahead like will need recuperating...had to log in here anywaaaaaay cuz we all scamming and scheming like Palin in some ways. She is a ho. I am a ho.....So? Maybe if she gets out and meets real people she will stop with the BS. She is all kinds of isolated. Isolation breeds prejudice.

Have a great day sluts.

Will somebody please post an Emmy Lou Harris song in Birthday Sluts for me? PUHLEEZ? I am sooooo late over here IRL!

this twit is like my eczema...just when i think it's gone for good, it comes back, flaky and itchy as ever...
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This smels of bullshit to me. It could be the scent of Palin that's throwing me off though.

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Good thing I always sleep through the Today show.

FOX loaned this trick out, I see

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Komrade Katie's planning to send ratings through the roof by having a pelvic exam live, on camera.

At least she's not on Glee. YET.

WE MUST KILLZ OUR TEEVEEZ

KILL KILL KILL

IT'S THIS MINDFUCK AGGRESSION INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX OR US

BLAST OFF AND NUKE IT FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

I'll bring the popcorn.

"while laughing at Joel McHale shading this on The Soup."

^ Yes plz

Like for a day, or for permanency? Meh?

FLOL

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 7:34pm.

{Low-hanging fruit.}

Aww c'mon! Who wants to hit a Piñata that is too far out of reach?! ;)

@Migraine

That's an insult to fruit--low hanging or otherwise! ;)
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Low-hanging fruit.

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It's scary that there are two dorks in this world with artichoke choke fur on their heads. - Dog on the subject of Jedward, Tue, 03/20/2012 - 9:05pm.

Did Katie C do something to piss off NBC, because they seem to be looking for the most humiliating way to squash her ABC morning show debut ratings?

Palin is one of the most willfully and aggressively ignorant individuals to enter pop culture in the 21st century, but I also think she'd be a great talk show host. I assume that this audition/fill-in thing means her FOX days are numbered and she's looking to level-up. Good-luck to her

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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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I hope a bear is co-hosting with her and things end like they did for the lady in this old internet treasure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1wHzClgNf8

Fuckity-FUCK! Can't this dumb Wasilla hillbilly troll crawl back under whatever slimy, damp thing she lives under?? Is she so stupid she can't understand she's no longer relevant? All the other VP nominees don't keep bullying their way to the front of the line like this bitch.
*storms out of room sputtering*

Does Kathie Lee still talk about CODY! all the time? I don't watch morning TV if I can help it.

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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate

<"Alleged details surrounding Keith Olbermann's Friday dismissal from Current TV are beginning to depict the man as quite a prima donna.

According to Mediaite, a source at Current TV said the former Countdown host went through eight different car services while working at the network, complaining that the drivers "smelled" and "talked to him.">

Oh now don't make me like him now that he's gone.

NBC? Sarah Palin? I hope she's brushing up on her Trayvon.

Because every other Today host is a bloody genius...

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Please: It's "rahnday."

I hope this is a joke, but considering NBC's ongoing downward spiral, it's probably not.
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You might be right Zomay! ahhahahhaha ;D

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WithinReason..,

Yes true, but that would be fun TV.

:D

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Worrying is using your imagination to create something you don’t want.

To quote Robert Downey Jr.'s character at the end of Natural Born Killers: "right, right, that's a fucking joke, right?"

Zomay, my gf Cho, would never stoop so low! hehehe

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I would watch this IF AND ONLY IF Margaret Cho was her co host....

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Worrying is using your imagination to create something you don’t want.

Submitted by LMA618 on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 5:22pm.

{This is a bunch of IBS. April fooools.}

Are you fucking serious? Damn. Suckered in again by Dlisted!

Damn!

This is a bunch of IBS. April fooools.

The only reason this disaster is happening is because Katie is filling in this week for Robin Roberts on Good Morning America. They believe people will watch her just to see what kind of stupidity will come out of her mouth. Great knee-jerk reaction from NBC.

Throw Lauer in there too, I can't stand that arrogant attention seeking a-hole!

BIG YUCK!!! HAhaHA *barfs at the thought*

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PLEASE let this be a joke.

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i hate giving this slug-fucker any attention, let alone a whole post or myself responding in type to the post.
-i'm ashamed of us all.
all i can say is who-gives a fuckety-fuck if she co-hosts anything (except a bill maher show). what kind of boring prank would that be to say that?
"ooooh, the today show" ... "for realz?!!!" =puh-leaze.
like either is anything.

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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

{They should just put Sarah Palin, Kathie Lee Gifford and a box of wine in a studio together and give us enough time to put on a yellow plastic poncho to protect us from all the fuckery that will fly through the screen.}

You have GOT to throw Rosie O'Donnel into that rabid mix!

LOTS OF DOGS

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 4:55pm.

{I wish that they would BOTH do a Thelma and Louise off of a steep canyon.}

↑↑↑ THIS times a THOUSAND! ↑↑↑

I say it's b.s.

I wish that they would BOTH do a Thelma and Louise off of a steep canyon.
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