I Can See The Ratings From My House!
I don't know if I want this story about Sarah Palin co-hosting Today on Tuesday to be a tardy-to-the-party April Fool's joke or if I want it be a truth! I'm more than leaning toward the latter, because this could be foolery wrapped in magic wrapped in the spit that will fly out of my mouth while laughing at Joel McHale shading this on The Soup. They should just put Sarah Palin, Kathie Lee Gifford and a box of wine in a studio together and give us enough time to put on a yellow plastic poncho to protect us from all the fuckery that will fly through the screen. TRUE: I hope this comes!