Evening Crumbs

@agirl--gobbing on lots of hand lotion is a good idea, unfortunately in these cases it does not work. Once the hands are so dried out and shriveled by soap and washing the lotion can't overcome it. They look better for a minute but then it is washed off minutes later by another bout of washing. The only thing that works is to stop the washing. Apparently Nicole isn't able to do that like my daughter did. Her anxiety must be never ending. About aging perhaps?

Submitted by Jaxon on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 1:11pm.
Nicole's hands? I know exactly what is going on. She washes her hands constantly. With soap. It's a condition people get trying to resolve anxiety.

My daughter was going through a very bad divorce and all the sudden started washing constantly. Her hands wrinkled up exactly like Nicole's. Even though she hated how bad her hands looked she could not stop herself from washing them 20 times a day. Finally the divorce was over and just like that she stopped. It took her hands about six months to recover from the abuse but now they are back to their smooth normal selves. Obviously Nicole cannot stop. Poor thing. Her anxiety must be severe because you know the condition of her hands bothers her.

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I think this is probably it. Bitch needs some vaseline intensive care!

Nicole's hands? I know exactly what is going on. She washes her hands constantly. With soap. It's a condition people get trying to resolve anxiety.

My daughter was going through a very bad divorce and all the sudden started washing constantly. Her hands wrinkled up exactly like Nicole's. Even though she hated how bad her hands looked she could not stop herself from washing them 20 times a day. Finally the divorce was over and just like that she stopped. It took her hands about six months to recover from the abuse but now they are back to their smooth normal selves. Obviously Nicole cannot stop. Poor thing. Her anxiety must be severe because you know the condition of her hands bothers her.

She really has become a freak. Never liked her. Very self centered. I've got mine and that's all that counts and I'm going to rub it in your faces.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 7:24am.

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A friend has hands exactly like this - don't remember what the condition is called, but there really isn't anything you can do for it. She puts TONS of lotion on her hands, but the skin remains tough and wrinkled. The soles of her feet are the same way. But the rest of her skin is picture perfect.

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it's funny how she only fake eats that cupcake

I've noticed before that the palms of her hand are very red and inflamed looking - as some other posters have suggested, I think it's a case of really bad eczema.

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But death becomes that hand! o_#

RandéSleepover, "I was ignoring everything to the right of and below the icing." - LOLOLOL! HILARIA! ;p

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I'm not gonna mock Nicole's hands, because I recall that she has some skin problems on them.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 1:47am.

I was ignoring everything to the right of and below the icing.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Submitted by paulapoo on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:00pm.

I couldn't figure out why she was licking a cluster of Q-Tips. My eyes are busted
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I saw the same thing!

LOL Randé, you make it all sound so, uhm, erotic.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 1:37am.

I dunno. Her hands just look emaciated and old. You can see her veins. Past a certain age, it happens.

Her lips, teeth, tongue, and cupcake look great, however.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Because I clean a lot, I have very thin skinned hands. Even so, they do not look nearly as wrinkled as Nicole's. I wonder what she did to provoke this kind of age-acceleration. Is it her daily swim?

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Nicole's been touching up Keith's highlights without using plastic gloves.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy

I picked up a glass to mimic the position her hand is and guess what? Instant crypt-keeper palm. Mystery solved.
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Same here. The skin might be a little dry, but that's pretty much a normal hand.

there are a lot of treatments out there that could correct her dry skin situation on her hands, and she'd be able to afford the most expensive of them. but years of abuse and neglect to your skin isn't 100% repairable. i always tell my ladies and yes my gents - hands make just as much of an impression as your face does, and like humans_off_earth_now posted (fantastic post, btw - so interesting) people can tell a lot about you from your hands.

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Laney - At least carrie underwears can sing. And I like her stance on stage. It always looks like she just got a train ran on her or a really bad brazilian waxing. All bow legs and high heels...lol.

Paris fading into nothingness is sweet. She's vacuous, useless, and not all that pretty at all. Her hook-nose is downright frightening, but then again, she was never all that attractive to begin with. It's not like she ruined a perfect face ala Megan Fox.

@Preferred -- oh McPhee is another one (and I include Carrie Underwears on this list too!). Wasn't McPhee the guess of a blind a while back about a cock-sucking singer/actress or something? :) lol

Yes, she is either great in a role or more often she is completely unwatchable. That little girl whisper voice she uses all the time makes me cringe.

@Laney

I cant decide who I should give the bigger cringe to, that Sparks chick or that McPhee chick on NBC.

I think Nicole Kidman can be a really great actress in certain roles. She rocked Virginia Woolf in "The Hours" and richly deserved her Oscar.

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Nicole's hands look like eczema to me. I have it too, and had hands that looked like that since ever I can remember. One of my earliest school memories is that no one else would ever hold my hands because they looked like "Grandma hands".

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:50pm.

That's pretty fascinating. I wish you could see my hands. Talk about dreams unfulfilled, but that's another story all together. Stuff like studying hands and handwriting peaks my interest - we tend to ignore what's right in front of us.

Re Nicole's hand:

I don't know why more people don't study hands. We all have them and they're such close tools of our brains they practically ARE our brains. There's quite a literature out there about the many aspects of an individual hand (quite beyond the mere palm line stuff) - i.e. palm length vis-a-vis finger length, relative lengths of finger joints, size and prominence of "mounts" (fleshy parts of palm), size of thumb and how high or low it sits on the palm etc etc. Anyway I got into reading and studying this shit, did lots of handprints of friends, family, colleagues, and was amazed at all these aspects of hands really correlating to personality. And that's not even getting to the lines, which can differ between left and right and tell a story of potential in different areas fulfilled or not.

Also the way we use our hands in expressing ourselves, so much to observe there also. Anyway, anybody interested in the subject might start with The Art of Hand Reading by Lori Reid.

As for Nicole, I'll say this - extremely long fingers and palm = "airy" and philosophical (as opposed to "earthy"), very sensitive/sentimental, stubborn with that high thumb, good communicator with that endless pinky .. as for the extremely lined palm, it is deep stress written right there on the body. I've only seen lines that extensive and deep in one other person her age, a very lovely smart but hugely stressed gay guy with a lot of sorrow in his family. Maybe with her it's the Tommy and Scientology.

Anyway, just some blathering ..

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Meh on that Sparkle mess. They got Nippy in a bad wig in that movie anyway and it really looks like it's shot like a damn made for tv movie. Supposedly Nippy was clean at the time this was filmed (Oct-November 2011) but who the hell knows.

Why do they keep pushing this Sparks chick on us? It's just as bad as the Jennifer Hudson media push.

Blech.

I assume that if you botox your hands they would lie there like useless lumps.

Paris who??

paulapoo - totally looks like that!

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i liked jack and jill. i saw it at the theater and it made me laugh, except the giant diarrhea scene (!), but that's pretty much de rigeur in comedies now, isnt it?

it was funny. people who make the razzies must take themselves much too seriously.

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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.

I hope the thoughtless little pig likes her new stepmom. I guess stepmom can buy her booze when she goes through that rebellious stage.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

We should stop doing stories on the people Howard Stern interviews and do stories on those Twitter shots he takes. His recent work on the NSAL calendar made it on the top list of Photoshop disasters. And despite being so clueless as to why people are bashing his work, he still keeps taking pictures of Beth O, so he's basically asking for the shit to come down on him. But he's become Imus so much that he's let his show and his channels turn into real shit (aside from Stern Show Shuffle, Master Tape Theatre, and This Date in Howard History) because he won't pay anyone. Obviously the exposure is enough. You can always pick out a sociopath who does stuff like this.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 8:46pm.

@ Kiki - I just did the same move and my hand was nowhere near as creased. If she were a plant, I'd water her!

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What I'd like to know is how Paris has shoes that are too big on her when the heifer has like size 14 feet. How the fuck big are those damn shoes? And does wonky eye get worse as you age?

You guys are making way too big a fucking deal out of her hands. I remember my brother's childhood best friend, his hands were EXACTLY like this when we were kids. He had the same strawberry blonde hair/complexion that she has. His hands/palms were always very dry-ish and full of wrinkles.

Nicole may have OCD where she washes her hands a million x a day?

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re:Nicole's hands -

Ok, I have excema or something on the interior of my palms and on a couple of fingers. I thought this was from doing barre (ballet), and holding the barre too tightly, (of course you aren't supposed to rely on the barre with your hands), and I stopped ballet, still had excema.

This started in DEC, and has been on/off -- went to DR, $147 in cortisone meds...

Found out this is from my dog's leash -- it has scratched the insides so badly. But I don't think Nicole is walking a dog 1-2 hours a day.
Need to see Rabbit HOLE, thanks for suggestion poster below.
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I don't understand how someone could have animals die like that and no one would report it. I guess they always have someone around that isn't rich or famous that wants to be, and they will put up with whatever.

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I couldn't figure out why she was licking a cluster of Q-Tips. My eyes are busted.

These plastic surgery addicts put so much money into their faces and 0$ into their hands. Your hands can tell your age almost as good as your face. Madonna's hands are the worst!

dave, she definitely should not have dogs. she is the Blind Item of the asshole who goes on trips, and little dogs have been found dead in her closet, because they got locked in there. And starved.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 8:48pm.

ohdave, Paris will not inherit billions. Grandpa made sure of that. She actually made most of her money herself in recent years. Some schmucks actually buy her shit.

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well still. I think she is a genius for getting Mattel and Disney to make her a Barbie Pink Bentley. And she does mushrooms and smokes weed and goes to fashion shows. The only thing I don't like is she shouldn't wear fur or eat meat and she shouldn't have those little dogs because I don't think she knows how to take care of anything. But she is capitalism in action so I can't knock it. Get money.

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ohdave, Paris will not inherit billions. Grandpa made sure of that. She actually made most of her money herself in recent years. Some schmucks actually buy her shit.

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And I can't hear a word you say
Not a bit, and I don't give a shit
I got the glass, I got the steel
I got the love to hate
All I need is your head on a stake
Hard headed fuck you all

Rihanna doing the Illuminati one-eye symbol. Her "hair" looks the best it has in a long time though.

@ Kiki - I just did the same move and my hand was nowhere near as creased. If she were a plant, I'd water her!

By the way, Is "Jack and Jill" that bad? I almost watched it the other day....