"There's Not A Foal In There. We're Just Attention Whores."
I am temporarily interrupting your eyes' ride of ecstasy on Wayne Newton's veal parmesan face to bring you these pictures of Eddie Squintbrian and Falcor Rimes starring in The Neverending Whoring at last night's Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas. Eddie and LeAnn were cheesing it up for the cameras like there's one spot left on InTouch Weekly's cover and it's printing day. In the span of just a few minutes, these two whores started a pregnancy rumor, burned retinas by kissing and then LeAnn flared her teeth like a buck-toothed pony doing Liz Lemon doing Julia Roberts' cackle. There are a million reasons to hate on Eddie and LeAnn (example: making you hate Equus for putting ideas into Eddie's head), but you can not deny their red carpet whore game.
Although, LeAnn should've toned down that laugh a bit. The last time I saw a malnourished creature maniacally neigh like that, it was in a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie and it ended with the farmer sadly telling his young son that his "pal" has gone crazy and needs to go to "the farm" to get some "sleep."
And wearing that dress is only okay if you're a back-up dancer at the club where Kate Capshaw performed in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
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ok, #1 i think she's still bearding. #2, that dress looks like a pork chop.
but it's a Stella McCartney y'all.. ::eye roll:: it's was hideous when Nicole Kidman and Fishy wore its cousins
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Pf7vQURQ99k/TskbCK0lnEI/AAAAAAAADgY/jD5C5gsSDK...
OMG can we talk about those shoes? Also hideous. They look like shoes the low rent skankarellas buy at Giant Tiger. (only the Canucks will understand this).
Imagine standing next to those two oddballs! Crack up any harder and she'll put her back out HAHAHA
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i just cant with these two.
eddie is hanging onto leanne like its his last meal ticket, which it is because if it wasn't for his wang which has got leanne hooked, bitch would be in the unemployment line.
there are several "love leann" comments in here from people ive never seen post before. ive read in other places about her having people post positive comments about her on blogs, but could it really be true? because i thought this place and "love leann" didn't mix. at all. i mean it is afterall the birthplace of falcor.
she makes me want to puke any time i look at her so i'd rather just avoid any sight of her. ill say something nice and hope she someday gets treatment for her eating disorder.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
What are those shoes? Louboutin for Candies?
I can't even with the dress. Not surprised it is Stella..she was putting silver horses on shit for a while.
Her stylist must be the 13 year old babysitter Eddie is fucking.
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"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"
Ick. Nast. Blech.
SOMEONE throw a bridle on it. And some new hooves. She dont match. Unless shes trying to dress to match her man hijackin' ways. Then shes pitch perfect in a prostitute kinda way.
Is Eddie REALLY that funny to warrant a laugh like that?
white fishnet and white mesh... the fuck?
They should remake Green Acres.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
That dress is tragic. Who dresses these people? I just don't understand.
Has Eddie cheated on her yet?
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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 5:46pm.
99% of Stella McCartney's clothes are ugly pieces of shit. I love LeAnn but this dress is just stupid. Not ugly...just stupid.
Agree. Stella would be a big nobody if it weren't for her billionaire Daddy.
Bitch can't live without beach wear.
What a couple of pathetic assholes.
I saw this guy in a Bible movie about Joseph. Not the Joseph and Mary story...the other famous Joseph. LOL. Anyways, all I could think about was Leann and him, so it ruined the movie for me.
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If these two had a kid, it wouldn't be able to open its eyes.
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Eddie is definitely losing the hot. I just feel bad for Leann. She seems so pathetic.
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99% of Stella McCartney's clothes are ugly pieces of shit. I love LeAnn but this dress is just stupid. Not ugly...just stupid.
laughing at who ever said "single white falcor" Please, oh please keep that going until it becomes a thing.
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 3:27pm.
Two posts about the fucking Country Music awards? Unless there was a mass-murder I didn't hear about, there'd better not be a third.
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Not a country music fan?
So I guess you don't want to hear my rendition of "Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure"?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 4:17pm.
someone squintier came along
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That was pretty good. Maybe MK should have a "best quote of the day" contest.
Love the shoes!! I'd prob break an ankle but I like how they look...
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WHY is this shitwad even relevant? She hasn't put out a song in 10 years.
These two seriously think they are Brangelina.
Leann bugs the hell out of me, but I can't be the only one that just wants to smack those nauseating dimples off of this douchewad's face.
www.poopreport.com :)
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LMFAO at the title!
Submitted by Coffy73 on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 4:08pm.
Leann was once the darling of the country music scene, the "taylor swift" of not to long ago. What happened?
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someone squintier came along
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
They are the modern day Graeae. Sharing one eye between the two of them.
Leann was once the darling of the country music scene, the "taylor swift" of not to long ago. What happened?
Jackasses.
But her body looks good. Not as scrawny.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 3:43pm.
ITA, guest. It's bad. It kind of reminds me of a figure skating outfit.
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Or 1950's couch fabric.
guest- yeah, you hit it on the head when you said lounge chair fabric, that sort of stiff, semi-plasticy sort of thing. But at least it will be easy to clean- just take it out in the backyard and hose it down.
the shoes doen't go at all with the dress, but I still like them, with jeans or something
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I noticed last night on ACMs that she does not photograph well but she looks rather pretty live. And her body looked smoking hot.
Oooh a Falcor post! I love reading the comments on Mr. and Mrs. Ed/Falcor here and (dailymail, celebitchy.) It just doesn't get any funnier, these two are so trashy, (her face is fat-lady-of-the circus.) People who follow her stalking of Brandi are saying the shoes are ones Brandi tweeted about weeks ago and this dress has been worn by several actresses already. Nice touch Single White Falcor.
Weeze...doesn't it look stiff & uncomfortable?
I know what it reminds me of now! Remember those candles you'd set out on the picnic table to keep bugs away in the summer & they were covered with that plastic mesh? That.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
ITA, guest. It's bad. It kind of reminds me of a figure skating outfit.
Those are casual shoes. They don't go with the dress.
I loathe Falcor and would take ten million pasty faces of the other two (Carrot Top and the greasy waxy Wayne)...over the bullshit this ho queefs out..btw why do men either end up looking asian or like old women when they stretch their faces? Just plain weird.
Do either one of these inhuman eunuchs have a job?
Ita on the shoes. Cute.
Everyone is complimenting her dress on twitter. I wouldn't even claim designing that Stella. Jussayin.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
She's so happy she caught Eddie, she doesn't realize how miserable she is.
I still like the shoes!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
*checks her twitter*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 3:14pm.
LeAnn actually has talent. Why did she choose to become a no talent, Z list professional attention ho?
^^^WORD. I forget that this bitch can sing.
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Douchechill!
That dress needs to be put in a straight jacket. She's looking better than her usual bag of bones self.
*teehee...remembers flics of them on beach and thinks of kid saying "Mom, look I found more shells." "No, honey, put that back, it's just bits-n-pieces of some old washed out country singer."*
And WTF is up with her bat feet inside those hideous high-heeled army sandals.
ALL.WRONG.
Everything is cheating on everything!
that dress would only look good on a dead hooker's abs.
Coma Caca!
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I wonder if this couple stops by to maybe just read the headlines. Hee hee. Maybe a friend could show them. You always read how MK is so private, yeah -
he doesn't want to get the shit beaten out of him. I'd stay private too. ; -). You know Eddie is so chivalrous and Leann might just point and say "Kill!" and Eddie need to stay on the payroll.
last pic....had her tits done?
I'd say her body actually looks quite nice.
*hides from Dlist fury*
How much better they are than Brandi?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 3:27pm.
Two posts about the fucking Country Music awards? Unless there was a mass-murder I didn't hear about, there'd better not be a third.
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Hahahahha! Ahhh...shit! This made me laugh!