Open Post: Hosted By Mary J. Blige's Burger King Commercial
In keeping with this afternoon's theme of "Who ever is making decisions for Mary J. Blige needs to stop making decision for Mary J. Blige," here's Mary J. Blige singing about crispy fried chicken in a new Burger King commercial. Burger King has ripped this cock a doodle don't shit off of their YouTube channel and Gawker says it could be because some people shook their head over a black woman singing about fried chicken. That could be the reason, but it could also be because this wreck is a disaster. I'm assuming that Burger King hired Don Draper to pitch this idea to Mary:
"Okay, Mary, we're going to do you up like a lunatic space chicken from hell and have you squawking about your love for a deep fried chicken peen wrapped in a tortilla. Do you need my pen to sign the contract or did you bring your own?"
The only reason to sign is if Don Draper pitched the idea, because you can't say no to Don Draper. But still.
I haven't trusted Burger King ever since their Dr. Pepper slushie turned my shit green, and now because of this, I will never trust them again.
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:35pm.
Awww, Bigbendy. You iz a heartless cruel asshat?? Well add me to the list. Mr. Spot's eyes rolled out of his head and made it across the living room every time a "story" came on. I have more patience than him and even I was getting sick of the sobfest.
FYI - Paula Abdul had a remix album called "Shut Up and Dance". I should send a copy of it to the DWTS studio.
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Spotty, please,please do it . YMMLOL..........you made me laugh out loud .....for reals. :-)
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:18pm.
Well thanks for the compliment EH. Being a bitch for no reason suits you!
:-/ huh?
I didnt mean offense but that taco just was not good...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:12pm.
BB LMAO @ Erkle's special moment, when he was Stephan Erkale! ahahahah
ahahahhaah
ahahahahhahahah
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Snow , PMPL ....pissing my pants laughing! I had to change the channel when he was crying right before the judges scores. Did he say something a Mickey Mouse?
WTF?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:15pm.
Speaking of women who are too beautiful to have friends, any of you horz know of a good, GENTLE facial hair remover?
I'm uh... asking for a friend.
---Have you missed ALL my rants and raves about the wonders of tha *LADY PLUCKER* ???? Forget creams and shit, this doodah is brilliant. You don't even need a mirror. Ebay.
Epistick Lady Plucker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzOYqJuKTVI
Awww, Bigbendy. You iz a heartless cruel asshat?? Well add me to the list. Mr. Spot's eyes rolled out of his head and made it across the living room every time a "story" came on. I have more patience than him and even I was getting sick of the sobfest.
FYI - Paula Abdul had a remix album called "Shut Up and Dance". I should send a copy of it to the DWTS studio.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:17pm.
I'm in AR, this shit happens all the time 'round he-yuh... I've been in a bunch of tornadoes... lost a lot of shit... thankfully no one in my family has ever been hurt. My ex used to get so pissed because I'm the smart guy that stands outside with a beer in one hand and a broken, wet cigarette in the other watching the storm... lol
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
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Hey I know somebody like that minus the cig......me. I think that it's fascinating to watch. My mom would yell at me to get in the basement.......she would be there at the first strike of lightening. DTNTGM........daring the Nader to get me.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:22pm.
...I'm the smart guy that stands outside with a beer in one hand and a broken, wet cigarette in the other watching the storm... lol
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I could totally see you doing that...LMAO
*for real praying for our Dallas peeps...good grief - I also think I have dyslexia or whatever, because I read the side story as "Storm tosses big pigs like toys" and it was rigs*
Imo...they should've let RC live @ the end for a sequel's sake.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:10pm.
Snowy, right, I know. She is not a natural dancer plus the broken back thing doesn't help. What about all the sob stories last night? PMGU (puking my guts up) .
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Butting in, move aside people....THANK YOU! Those damned sob fests were actually making me want to change the channel. Shut up and dance, dammit! PMGU is right.
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Spotty, please do butt in. Your are singing my glory. I commented on the ABC board for the first time last night basically what you just said. Damn, you would have thought I shot their best dog. They said that I was cruel, heartless, and insensitive. True but......like you said DANCE ALREADY
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:27pm.
Damn, I have Huge respect for Provy and Jacko being able to take SR!! Iron men, for real.
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I don't drink that shit, don't be irrational!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Damn, I have Huge respect for Provy and Jacko being able to take SR!! Iron men, for real.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:33pm.
IMO, Miller High Life
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LOL I cut my teeth on that shit when I used to caddy for my dad and his friends when they played golf. Part of my responsibilities included cracking open cold ones for the gents.
I was 10.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:17pm.
I'm in AR, this shit happens all the time 'round he-yuh... I've been in a bunch of tornadoes... lost a lot of shit... thankfully no one in my family has ever been hurt. My ex used to get so pissed because I'm the smart guy that stands outside with a beer in one hand and a broken, wet cigarette in the other watching the storm... lol
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:15pm.
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Uvy, I haven't used it, but tell your friend their is a new one made by Oil of Olay that is supposed to be pretty good and gentle.
This has been a very tornadoey and solar flarey year so far...
And whoever said they tried the dorito taco and liked it must have paula abdul for taste buds cuz youll like anything. I just tried that salty ass mess for lunch and never again...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:02pm.
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Jack, that is freaking scary. We have tornados here in Illinois, but luckily I have never experienced one. I have seen straight line winds and those can be pretty terrifying.
Speaking of women who are too beautiful to have friends, any of you horz know of a good, GENTLE facial hair remover?
I'm uh... asking for a friend.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
R we talkin about shitty beer cuz if so, 4 loco takes the cake. If projectile vomiting, pink diareah, and delusions because youre pass out drunk yet unable to passout so youre just sitting there rocking back and forth wide awake while staring at a wall sound like a good time to you, then have at it...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:10pm.
Snowy, right, I know. She is not a natural dancer plus the broken back thing doesn't help. What about all the sob stories last night? PMGU (puking my guts up) .
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Butting in, move aside people....THANK YOU! Those damned sob fests were actually making me want to change the channel. Shut up and dance, dammit! PMGU is right.
BB LMAO @ Erkle's special moment, when he was Stephan Erkale! ahahahah
ahahahhaah
ahahahahhahahah
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Snowy, right, I know. She is not a natural dancer plus the broken back thing doesn't help. What about all the sob stories last night? PMGU (puking my guts up) .
Chay check in if ya can. Y'all stay safe. Damn.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:03pm.
Two steel reserve tall boys for $3.85 gets me to where i'm going. 8.5% alc. #winning
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the 24oz tall boy singles are 99 cents at the store by my office. 24oz Busch Lights are 1.05... I get 4 of them for 4.63... that's 8 beers. Not bad.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:02pm.
Holy shit.
Hope everyone in dallas is ok...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Two steel reserve tall boys for $3.85 gets me to where i'm going. 8.5% alc. #winning
Here's a video of that shit goin down in the DFW area...
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/video?id=8606592&syndicate=syndicate§ion
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Steel Reserve, the beer even winos turn down. ETA or SCHAFFER LIGHT, omg.
All you Dallas people be careful okay?? ♥♥♥
PAGING LACHAYLO AND NOT IMPRESSED.
Hope you ladies are safe! My Dallas friends are posting CRAZY pics online.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
AHAHAHh I just finally read back to where the PBR convo started, I swear, she is NOT THAT PRETTY AT ALL!!!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:22pm.
LMAO at this woman who thinks she's too beautiful to have any friends
LOL!!! It's jealousy because none of her friends can make their teeth fold like a fan. h.8.ers.
*supports women* *looks up their skirts*
BB: he was so darling and sessy as always, I'm just nervous, everyone scored so high last night but as usual fucking Half Pint had one of the lowest scores!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:37pm.
Milwaukee's Best (or the "beast" as we called it in HS) really is shit in a can... PBR really isn't all that bad... I will stick to my Busch light or Miller Lite... I'm not a fancy guy. My best friend for 20 years quit drinking beer and only drinks fruity shit LOL I FUCK WITH HIM CONSTANTLY!!
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I'm not a beer snob by any means...sometimes, all I need is a Yuengling to make me happy...but the very smell of Beast makes me want to vom. It reminds me of freshman frat parties in college, where all the guys would be swilling Beast, and they'd have a box of Franzia..."for the ladies" in the house.
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That's so funny because at the u of Illinois they drank old Milwaukee and it' made the guys have the worst farts. At the Chicago Cub games they serve Old Style or we call it Dog Style....bad stuff.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:43pm.
I hate the internet for letting me have access to this:
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I love the comments... "an amazing display of zero talent" LOL IWFDOTGDF!!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Cupcake...good grief!!! I hope that hat is super glued on to Khloe's damn head. & of course Kimmie is on her back.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:45pm.
Yuengling!!!!!!! *drooling* It is my very favorite beer in the world! Fucking east coast snobs won't sell it in the south (or at least my part of the south). I can't wait to go to FL in June... I'm bringing cases and cases of that shit back.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:40pm.
The Beast is Milwaukee's Best. It's disgusting.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:37pm.
Milwaukee's Best (or the "beast" as we called it in HS) really is shit in a can... PBR really isn't all that bad... I will stick to my Busch light or Miller Lite... I'm not a fancy guy. My best friend for 20 years quit drinking beer and only drinks fruity shit LOL I FUCK WITH HIM CONSTANTLY!!
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I'm not a beer snob by any means...sometimes, all I need is a Yuengling to make me happy...but the very smell of Beast makes me want to vom. It reminds me of freshman frat parties in college, where all the guys would be swilling Beast, and they'd have a box of Franzia..."for the ladies" in the house.
(shudders)
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Snowy, I'm late to the convo, did you watch DWTS last night. Maks is really pouring on the charm. It's so cute. He looked hot !!,
sucky - hahahahahahahahahaaa!
Oxy - the beast is Milwaukees best... nasty
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
I hate the internet for letting me have access to this:
http://www.toofab.com/2012/04/03/kim-kardashian-lady-marmalade-music-vid...
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:22pm.
LMAO at this woman who thinks she's too beautiful to have any friends
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsid...
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omg I teared up, it's like reading my life story!!!!
ROTFL!
Guest - I think Htown is somewhat safe. The further north you go, the more risk (like me) :-{
Those trailers flying through the air were freaky. CNN has some good video of it.
I'm getting the heaves thinking about the shitty drinks list. My (PTSS) uncle used to tear up Richard's Wild Irish Rose. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is the most sickening smelling wine. And does anyone still drink Colt 45...good grief.
And, MJT, what is The Beast?
*sober*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:39pm.
Haha!!! IWFD!!! (I would freakin DIE)
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IWFDOTGDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WOULD FREAKIN DIE ON THE GOD DAMN FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:30pm.
THE BEAST!
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holy shit that's awesome! lol
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Have you guys ever heard of Stag beer......it is a favorite among diabetics because it is very low in sugar. It's really, really bad though. It makes you gag.
ubmitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:37pm.
Pascal's got the belly I want slapping my tailbone in the dark.
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Haha!!! IWFD!!! (I would freakin DIE)
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Is this Bitch serious? All she needs is a side of watermelon to go with this to complete her shuckin and jivin jigga boo commercial. Go bury yourself bitch along with that dusty crusty blonde wig that you have been wearing horribly for the last two decades!!!