Afternoon Crumbs

Looking at me like I'm a cupcake and he's STAINS - The Daily What

But the only thing I want to know is whether or not Justin Timberlake is going to bring his denim suit of sophistication out of retirement for this special occasion? - Lainey Gossip

This Jeremy Renner public choking story sounds like the opening scene of a really awkward S&M gay porn - Towleroad

CoCo's 9th and 10th planet ass once again tests the will of fabric - Hollywood Tuna

Rude asshole Dan Harmon is sorry for being a rude asshole - Celebitchy

Reason #1 (the only reason) to see Spider-Man: Spidey Peen Prints in IMAX - The Superficial

And this is why every fanboy's mouse is extra sticky today - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

MiserAlba holding coffee: #3 in a series of five hundred million - Popoholic

This goes out to those of you who prefer your skinny twinks with an extra side of muscles - Just Jared

Claire Danes is a sales slut - Popsugar

This ass-to-ass is more terrifying than the ass-to-ass in Requiem for a Dream - ICYDK

Xtina isn't wearing less makeup this week by choice. She's doing it because Nicki Minaj buy up all the makeup. All of it. - Crunk + Disorderly

Does Google Translation have an English to Cheryl Cole's Accent option, because I can't read a Cheryl Cole interview unless my eyes cross while reading it in her native tongue - The Berry

There's only one way to settle this: baked beans wrestling match! Billy Ray will referee and Noah Cyrus will provide the halftime entertainment - Videogum

And these bitches seem really happy about it too - Cityrag

The Barrymore bump watch begins - I'm Not Obsessed

If you also had to sell your 500-year-old Bavarian castle to pay the IRS, you're making a sad with Nicolas Cage today - Hollywood Rag

Kelly Clarkson does Brit Brit (not like that) - OMG Blog

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by khazar-khum on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:38am.

Am I the only one who can't get Hollywood Tuna anymore?

Submitted by mynameisstolen on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:09am.

Every time someone mentions RFAD, I get the voms and nightmares. Now I am going to be thinking about that fucked up shit all damn day. Thanks MK.

Submitted by skabazzle on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 9:41pm.

Dog, I copied your cupcake recipe too, thanks for sharing! It sounds delicious :)

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Submitted by BabyJane on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 9:28pm.

That dog could not live in my house.

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Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 8:31pm.

Wasn't the Barrymore baby some sort of blind item about the relationship being a PR setup and the baby coming out of a "friends with benefits" thing or something?

Submitted by colt13 on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:36pm.

I really enjoy Kelly Clarkson because she's just a down home girl who likes to sing in public.

Submitted by beb on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:27pm.

Sorry for the late response and the DP. Damn Comcast!!!!!

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:24pm.

I can't decide whether that dog is friendly, or wants to kill me, aside from the cheery music.

Why do celebrities think they're going to get away with not paying their taxes? arrogance? ignorance? just plain stupidity?

Drew Barrymore seems like the earth mother placenta-eating type. I hope she at least has the sense to not tell us about it.

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Submitted by beb on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:23pm.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 8:40pm.

I did. Every night on the tour, she covers a song that a fan requests. I don't know if she did two nights in Boston, but she did cover it in FL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqowzJKaKY

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Submitted by beb on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:23pm.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 8:40pm.

I did. Every night on the tour, she covers a song that a fan requests. I don't know if she did two nights in Boston, but she did cover it in FL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqowzJKaKY

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Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:21pm.

@Paris - totally agree, only one PAT, ever. A former co-worker's wife looked just like her (this was years ago). Every time I saw that woman, I couldn't help but think of the scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High when Phoebe Cates is telling Jennifer Jason-Leigh about the Pat Benatars lol :)

ETA; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IUZkug8qo8

Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:17pm.

My bad - Clarkson covered Benatar in Clearwater Fl

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:17pm.

Oh no!!! I love Kelly Clarkson. How could she? There is only one Pat.

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Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:13pm.

@Paris...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYQnwONRRos&feature=related

fast forward to about 3 minutes to hear the song instead of her jibber jabber if you want.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:11pm.

WHO DARED to cover Pat Benatar??!!!!

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Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:10pm.

@beb - agree she did what she could with that bubble gum crap. but did you see the Pat Benatar cover she also did in Boston, linked on that page?

I don't get this tour of hers? I'm guessing you saw her live, or no? Is she doing just covers?

Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:09pm.

@ Dog Thanks for posting that cupcake recipe. I can't wait to try it. :-)

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Submitted by beb on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 7:12pm.

[Randy Jackson] I like that your tried to make that auto-tuned hot mess your own dawg, but I'd rather see you do something like your Boston performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j4D4-xFNbE&feature=related

The BS cover was just a'right for me.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 6:56pm.

What is UP with that dog?!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 6:52pm.

Those doggie X-Ray eyes... >_<
Colton Haynes' muscly-skinny is nice!
And poor doggies LOOK PISSED, why do people do that to them?!? Sure they look cute, but pauvres! lololol

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 6:28pm.

Nicki Minaj disgusts me. I've never heard her "music" but just by looking at her I can only shudder at how goddamn annoying it is. And she is fucking ugly.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 5:52pm.

Omg....that puppy is awesome. I don't think he blinked once. He's like the canine Audrina Patridge.

www.poopreport.com :)

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 5:05pm.

That's some great music in the dog background video!

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:59pm.

*steals Dog's recipe*

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:41pm.

Dog -- OMG, thank you SO MUCH for the recipe!!! Anything with cream cheese is the best! *HUGS*

fredfred -- I thought Chevy was very cute when he was young, just adorable. Too bad he's such an asshole.

Submitted by fredfred on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:40pm.

i always hate when i'm reminded that chevy is an epic asshole. he was so handsome and funny and seemingly smooth once upon a time.

and i really really hope drew isn't pregnant. i won't be able to handle all the "so magical" interviews she'll give if she is.

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Submitted by LA on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:36pm.

Dan Harmon may be a rude asshole, but anyone who works on the set of Community will tell you that they'd take Harmon's drunk theatrics over Chevy Chase's epic douchebaggery any day of the week. The fact that Harmon has apologized to the fans shows he's the bigger man. He's not without his problems, but he cares about the show and the fans. Chevy's a well-known selfish prick, just ask anyone who has EVER worked with him, starting with the SNL crew (see Jane Curtain) up to and including the cast and crew of Community whose lives he tortures every day.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:34pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 5:33pm.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL! A woman I work with made these cupcakes that are to die. And she gave me the recipe!

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Heya Dog!

Imma ck your recipe out later. Gotta dash, but wanted to say HI!

Submitted by mike on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:31pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 5:45pm.

Here's the puzzler. He owed $12M in back taxes and he couldn't wipe that debt out by selling the castle????? It has to be worth three times that with the land!

Have fun storming the castle! *Billy Crystal voice*

He has no financial sense. Everyone thinks they can outrun the taxman, too.

Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:26pm.

I dont see the slighest bump on Drew Barrymore...???

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:23pm.

Twattie:

Ingredients
1 package Oreo Cookies, regular size
1 package Mini Oreo Cookies, for decoration (optional) I used half of a large cookie
1 package chocolate cake mix (mix according to directions on box)
8 ounces cream cheese, room temperature
1/2 cup butter (1 stick), room temperature
3 3/4 cups powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
cupcake liners

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix packaged cake mix according to directions (do not bake). Line cupcake tins with liner, place a regular size Oreo cookie in the bottom of each liner. Take 1/2 of remaining cookies and chop coarsely and add to cake mix. Fill the cupcake tins. Bake for 15 minutes (or according to box directions).

Frosting:
Cream together butter and cream cheese. Add vanilla, then add powdered sugar slowly until blended well. Chop remaining regular-sized Oreos very fine (I put the cookies in the food processor instead of trying to chop them up super fine and it worked out really well). Add to frosting. After cupcakes have cooled frost and decorate with Mini Oreos or half of a large oreo.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:22pm.

If we're supposed to feel sorry for Nic Cage, I don't.

Dog -- can we have the recipe, too? Always love a good cupcake!

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:17pm.

Submitted by mike on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 5:45pm.

Here's the puzzler. He owed $12M in back taxes and he couldn't wipe that debt out by selling the castle????? It has to be worth three times that with the land!

Have fun storming the castle! *Billy Crystal voice*

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:15pm.

Boy lot of servers down. Big software snafu it seems.

Anyway, how sweet it would be for that guy to leave Miley Cyrus for the Hunger Games actress. How very very sweet that would be.

Submitted by mike on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:15pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 5:42pm.
Cage's former castle is stupendous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He went real estate crazy. At one time he owned around ten multi-million dollar properties.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:12pm.

Cage's former castle is stupendous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by oh dave on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:11pm.

I hate that apology that basically says "I am entitled to be an asshole. Sorry." Lots of guys do that. They will tell you they have no patience, for example, like that is your problem. I don't have much patience either but I try to act like I do so I'm not always an asshole. Anyway I can't imagine caring about a show that has these two children as part of it and I'll just keep not watching.

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