Wednesday, April 4th 2012

BREAKING: Xtina Keeps The Lead-Based Red Paint Off Of Her Lips

While escorted by her rent-to-own man mule, Xtina left The Little Door restaurant in West Hollywood last night wearing a dress so damn tight that I can practically see the outline of her belly button lint. But the real story here is that Xtina gave the Maaco employees who blast her face with orange car paint the day off and her face doesn't look like it came straight from the set of a clown porn. Seeing Xtina without half of a Dutch Boy paint factory on her face is about as rare as Kelly Preston not saying "Didn't I tell you to brush your teeth after chewing on man ass?" to John Travolta when he kisses her hello.

Xtina's eyelids still look like barbecue charcoal nuggets, but this is practically her SANS FARDS. I knew hos would step up their beauty game after Samantha Brick came on the scene, but this is beyond!

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notreallyworking's picture

The genie may have slight difficulty getting back in the bottle...

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Centaurious's picture

Samantha Brick and DM are laughing all the way to the bank. There's no way that bleached blonde middle-aged extremely average looking woman with her piano legs and muffin top thinks she's beautiful unless she just got sprung fron the loony bin without her meds. Everyone who clicks and comments on that Rottweiler's story is a gd patsy for DM.
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WithinReason...'s picture

Wow, WHAT a difference - so much better! She probably feels naked without the lipstick, hahaha but very nice! ;)

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She looks a little hefty to me...

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

I'm in the minority here but I think red or hot pink lips look better on her than this "natural" stuff. Neutral lips make her mouth and teeth look smaller and her face fatter, IMO. I can see why she's self-conscious about the red lipstick.

Incredible talent? Why because she can sing a song? She is not curing cancer. She is a paid clown.

She looks so much better with less makeup. She's got incredible talent, but the first thing I would always "see" was the makeup sitch. As for the neck down, not my territory. I am a lover of yoga pants and would break my ass in a dozen different pieces if I even thought about wearing those shoes.
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TaTaTina's picture

I like that her hair is finally looking more natural. Thank you, God. Chick had some serious bleach issues.

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Naughychimp's picture

She looks soooooo much better! I love red lipstick but with her, it's always the red lipstick + the tortured hair + the weird fake tan + the terrible color of foundation + the eye makeup that kills it.

She is not fat! However, her heels/ ankles/ shoes do remind me of this
http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla...

... Miss Piggy feet!

Daniee's picture

She sure looks better...now she just needs to start wearing the right shade of foundation/base and lay off the too deep coloured blush. I thought once us girls got past 24, we knew all of this stuff!!

parissucksliterally's picture

hahahahahahahahahhahaa- okay, I'll give you that! hahahahahahahahahah

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KA's picture

maybe i just see happy because she doesn't look like dee snyder in his twisted sister get-up for once.

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parissucksliterally's picture

okay...........I don't see happy. I see a 31 year old mother who goes out and gets fucked up with her enabling boyfriend.

I wish her the best, but gf is a mess.

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KA's picture

she LOOKS like it. i didn't say she WAS. she comes back fucked up and i'll eat my words.

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parissucksliterally's picture

KA, she is a fucked up alcoholic. She looks happy to you? Really?

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KA's picture

can't hate on her i think she looks great! but i've had a soft spot for her since she got divorced and put on weight. she looks happy and healthy here. i do agree about the shoes though. just because they're louboutins doesnt mean you have to wear them with everything. im sure she could afford more suitable shoes. but she looks great from the ankles up so i wont complain.

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Cannot Stand cankles with those fug shooz

BabyJane's picture

From the thighs down she looks like Miss Piggy. Which still look better than Kelly Osborne's tree trunks.

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chaka1's picture

I honestly can't believe I am saying this, but she looks GREAT!!!

Bree's picture

I'm 5'3 and a fatass so I would never judge a ho for their weight. Christina has lost a crap ton of weight somehow and she looks great. Her personality still seems to be lacking though (I watch the Voice and judge her from my couch) which is probably why she only dates ugly nobodies.

bonghits4jesus's picture

she looks great but those fucking awful hoof stilettos have got to go.

Deb's picture

This chick excels at two things: hitting obnoxious high notes, and seeking out the ugly and wearing/marrying it.
Did some sadistic frenemy tell her that that dress would be slimming?
And this new piece is practically a doppleganger for her homely ex.
Finally, when I look at those calves and feet, all I can think of is Petunia Pig.
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WinterOwl22's picture

Face: major improvement, dress color: I dig it (not sure about the patterns though) dress fit: not great in the chest, shoes: ugly and wrong for the dress.

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Scott in NYC's picture

I don't remember the last time Christina looked so good. No red lip paint, no tortured hair, and she has lost some weight. She looks hot.

oh dave's picture

I like her dress. She doesn't have the right shoes on for it. She needs some vintage 50's shoes and purse. I think she looks way better than she has for a while.

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Thick hipped but she's still no Samantha Brick. Samantha has now become the standard to which all women will be compared to.

DR.FUNK's picture

I'm okay with the "natural". I'd smash it "as is"...but babydoll still needs to find her way back into a gym. Just trim about 15 off that frame.

Andrei's picture

TIT RASH.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Those Louboutins are hideous.

Suzy Farkis's picture

Sooooo much better. In the face. But there's two things going on here. Not having clown makeup on makes her look more natural, but her face is significantly thinner. The body is not. What's she done?

QueenieBK's picture

That dress and those shoes do her no favors. But she looks good with toned-down makeup.

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Yup she's too heavy for her shorter body type. But I agree she looks way better without the red lips heavy foundation dark eyes and hair all over the place. She looks heavy though like its hard to walk and breathe at the same time.

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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 1:52pm.
Xtina has got the right idea by only being with ugly men. Much lower odds that they'll cheat on you.

yeah but the shock level is super high when/if they do cheat...they just cheat with ugly women.

dlaugher's picture

so what's a good lead-free lipstick? I'm too lazy to look on the environmental working group's web site.

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Isthatwhatyoumeanttosay's picture

GG my mum is just 5 foot and has always looked lovely and stylish. When you don't have the height you have to learn your own style and what suits rather than just following fashion. Actually that prob applies for most dimensions

Dannii's picture

how bad is it i didnt reconise her until i read it was her when all shes missing is the red lipstick? she looks very different here.

and like some of the other posters said the girl aint fat shes actually got shape which is making some of y'all confused-me thinks you've been staring at posh spice too long and believing her drivel about "representing ordinary women".

Gardening Girl's picture

@Isthatwhat, I totally know what you mean. I am 4'11" myself. It takes alot of work but the right clothes help also.

Gardening Girl's picture

:( ..but I LIKE drag queens!

Isthatwhatyoumeanttosay's picture

I'm 5' 3" and know all about how much you have to watch the calories when you are a shortarse.

snowpiece's picture

Janice your avie looks like the mugshot MK just posted!

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jsanto24's picture

now for a new stylist! looks like a Star Trek uniform

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nunya_bizness's picture

She looks very pretty.

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parissucksliterally's picture

She is not fat when you compare her to other people, but she is fat for her size. Losing weight (ahem, stop drinking) would do her a world of good.

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Dog's picture

She looks better but she's still a mess.

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