Mark Ruffalo Is Not Well-Endowed, Says Mark Ruffalo
Size queens, update your files, because Mark Ruffalo was overheard telling a bunch of journalists at a roundtable for The Avengers that he's about as hung as a Waterpik and that your clit could probably pin down his peen in a wrestling march. Mark had to wear a taint-suffocating motion capture suit to play The Hulk and apparently it made his crotch look like an earthworm wearing a leotard. HuffPo says this is what Mark told everyone about his dick situation:
"Yes, and that was my first day and that was a miserable day. It was smoky, it was hell and I felt really uncomfortable. I’m not well-endowed, and those suits don’t really show you off in the most…"
This news should really get the "WHO CARES" stamp, because who really does care if you have to suck in with your coochie so his pinky dick doesn't slip out and who cares that you can suck on his entire peen while licking his b-hole at the same time. You're still humping on Mark Fucking Ruffalo! Sometimes it's all about the piece and less about the piece's piece. Take Donald Trump's gross, ugly, disgusting ass for instance....
The Trump called into TMZ yesterday to talk about letting Hot Slut inductee and transgender beauty queen Jenna Talackova back into the Miss Universe pageant. Miss Universe agreed to let Jenna back in after she proved that she's legally a female by showing them her passport and other documents. Gloria Allred is representing Jenna (of course) and held one of her fame whore press conferences where she said that it's wrong for Miss Universe to ask for proof since nobody has asked Donald Trump to take off his pants to prove he's got a peen. Donald said that if he took off his chonies in front of Gloria, she'd be impressed by his "manhood."
The Trump's junk must be big, because it's making me gag up a vom ball and I've never even seen it. But this just proves my point. Who would you rather? Mark Ruffalo or a bloated, fart-filled swamp frog with a big dick and comb over pubes? You'd probably pick the hung swamp frog since you're a pig slut with no standards!
So if The Trump is telling the truth about his big fat dick (which you know he's not), then he's a pain in the ass in more ways than one.
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Mark R has a big dick. So does Gloria Allred. Donald Trump does not. The End.
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Just saying it's not such a big deal that they made the transgender beauty queen Jenna prove she's legally female (so I can share my tmi story). I'm a woman, and when I joined the military, they made me and all the other females during our physical individually strip down and let an old ancient man stick his face up in our vaginas to get a close look to prove that we were really females (I guess there have been cases of men trying to join pretending to be women because the physical standards are lower). Why couldn't a woman have examined us? Why did it have to be some nasty old dude that kind of looked like my grandpa?! Barf.
Not sure, but I might be growing up. I'm just not a size queen now. I really dig all kinds of stuff about a guy.... you know --the usual: a nice hairy ass; he's smart & humorous; big hands; muscular legs; he has an ass-eating fetish blah blah blah.
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Gloria Allred is the Ambulance Chaser of all time. As we all know she is drawn to the light of the cameras. She once made a deal behind a client's back that she would be paid her 10% of the full amount whether her client settled for a much lower award or not. That should be illegal even in her profession.
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Hung small? He's dead to me.
You can see his junk in In The Cut. Decent yet dark and bizarre film. He's a good actor.
"Sometimes it's all about the piece and less about the piece's piece." Truer words. Never written. Spot on, MK.
True story: I have had an on-again, off-again lover since 1995. He has plumped out a bit over the years and I swear so has his penis! The sex gets better and the dick gets thicker with each pound my man gains!
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
I LOVE him so I don't really care. He's kind of non-movie star hot. More of a regular guy sort of hot. *squeal*
Lol ya Sucky. Exactly like that daddy! Last line...
... then as he's blowing his wad into you he would huff and paint "you're...about to be....a.....DAAAAAAAALIIIIIII'D !!" You're so good....SU-UHH-CCKLE!!!!! -
You're welcome. hahahahahha ;D
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SalmaNella, I noticed your Mossy too, love the show, never got around to watching the 3rd season... but it cracked me up, it was that funny! ;)
Gracejones, agree with you and everyone, never admit to being less than what you are, let others do that for you. ;P
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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:55pm.
Small cocks vs. huge vaginas. What's worse?
Larry David had an episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' devoted to this topic. It was hilarious. It truly is a legitimate question.
Unfortunately, as a chick, I do have to say that size is kind of a big deal.
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hah well Larry David always has the definitive last word on every subject!
Size is important, yes, but I find that I'm more into girth than length. My exbf was too big, and for a while, it was pretty painful (hitting the cervix? ow!)...until I figured out that certain positions simply don't work. Certain others felt really really good, so I just stuck with those.
p.s. do you still work for "tripod" boss? I could not listen to that with a straight face. Kudos to you for not getting fired on the spot for cracking up.
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Men: NEVER admit to not being well-endowed, never speak of it. Just don't because it puts a horrible image in a woman's head. Just say none of your business.
Watch 'In the cut', he ain't small.
Body image has been so distorted by porn and pop culture that there are probably guys with 12 inchers worrying about being too small.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 3:09pm.
@Salmenella. 'IT Crowd' fan? Superb!
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One of the best shows ever. Glad someone noticed good ole Moss on my avie. ;-)
He did full frontal in that movie he did with Meg Ryan - he was sitting on the bed. He's no porn star but I wouldn't call him small.
Ruffalo 1000x. OF COURSE he's lying but he should tone down the self-deprication or it won't work. Trump and his tiny *gags* down-low comb over... GROSS! ;]
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@Salmenella. 'IT Crowd' fan? Superb!
The reason why the newest two Hulk movies failed so miserably is because the Hulk was 100% animated where his alter ego is a real human actor and it's completely ridiculous.
Here's my problem:
Why oh WHY do they insist on reviving The Hulk franchise??? They did two, count it, 2 MOVIES with different actors playing the Hulk and they both FAILED!
I like Mark and and it's a darn shame that he has to take this role and make something out of it.
Good luck to you and your small peen. *s*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Micropeen or not, Mark is a hairy little bugger and that does it for me. He's welcome to visit me anytime.
What's up with his eye? I love him nonetheless but not in the sessy times way. He was kinda hot in The Kids Are Alright...yeah, but no!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:46pm.
Did you see his ASS in "The Kids are All Right"
It's on right now!!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I believe he survived a brain tumor. He is a tough guy.
Exactly, he was kidding. He's cool.
Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 1:41pm.
@ El Bastardo
Yes, on the interwebs where anonymity is king. Such a brave one you are! ;)
Ok. On here is my dick next to my laptop with DListed open to this post!
www.mylittlewinky.co.uk Proof of life! :)
@ El Bastardo
Yes, on the interwebs where anonymity is king. Such a brave one you are! ;)
Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 1:28pm.
He's b.s.ing. A dude with a tiny dick would never admit it.
I admit it. I'm not ashamed of my small penis.
This is no contest. Mark Ruffalo and his Anti-Fracking tinymeat have a home here. Love him
He's b.s.ing. A dude with a tiny dick would never admit it.
It has been said that giving a beej to a man who is not well endowed can be a pleasure.
So a small dick is good for something.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 1:17pm.
Nooooooo I hate that movie. I am talking Thor from adventures and babysitting and Detective Bobby Goren from Criminal Intent!
And really you are JUDGING me?! ;)
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I have a very small freckley dingaling but it's very very eager.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by Alix on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 1:05pm.
I LOVE Vincent D'Onofrio!!!!! I thought I was the only one who had a crush on him.
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You need width and girth to scrape the walls. Length is just a bonus.
Girth. It is all about the girth. I want the hell banged out of my walls not my ovaries.
Submitted by Alix on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 1:05pm.
I LOVE Vincent D'Onofrio!!!!! I thought I was the only one who had a crush on him.
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I encountered one of those small ones. Not a size queen at ALL, but if it's THAT small, I can't get into it.
The guy was really handsome, and rich and nice and smart, but I had bigger fish to fry, heh heh. We're still friends and he's been married twice and had kids, and he's successful, so it's all good. I just never want to encounter one of those again.
Ruffalo FTW, regardless of the size of his junk. He looked like a younger, less spectacularly endowed (in my dreams) Vincent D'Onofrio, and that's enough for me.
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I seriously don't see it with him. He looks short and smelly.
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
sucky, you are so awful. I love it.
Hahaha mushroom caps!!!
I dated this guy a few times. The last time we Hung out I went home with him after a little drinking. We were on his bed making out I slid my hand down his pants and I swear there was nothing there
Thanks to the dlisted sluts now I know mushroom cap hahaha
Talk about awkward!! He said he was a virgin because of his religion (Islam) we became really good friends met his family and he was like the only virgin lol
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:52pm.
chewinsmoke - We didn't make it anywhere near secksey times. My BFF and I were laughing too hard and were asked to leave.
Bwhahahahaha!!!
Pierced mushroom cap. *dies*
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I'd fuck Trump....til I went blind. Ive told my story here before. I will kick a teeny peeny outta bed with very little regret.
*ducks*
Small cocks vs. huge vaginas. What's worse?
Larry David had an episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' devoted to this topic. It was hilarious. It truly is a legitimate question.
Unfortunately, as a chick, I do have to say that size is kind of a big deal.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
chewinsmoke - We didn't make it anywhere near secksey times. My BFF and I were laughing too hard and were asked to leave.
I had to google images of Ruffalo to re-see the hot. It's there, under the scruff.
I still love him.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:40pm.
OMG - a 3 way with half a peen. Is that a 2.5 way?
This dude - it's hard not to feel bad for him. His wasn't even a button mushroom - it was like a half-used #2 pencil. I remember grabbing it and gasping because it was so....well, skinny.
So I tried it once and was disappointed, and tried it again, and was disappointed. *first time, shame on you - second time, shame on me*
I guess I should have practiced my kegels.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Did you see his ASS in "The Kids are All Right"? So maybe he doesn't have a titanic weiner, he'd take his weight and pump that shit into you anyway, probably feels awesome, then you can look at the sweat trickle down his tits while he's fucking you and then move up and lick it and go "daddy I love the way you taste daddy" because that's your sick fucking fantasy and then as he's blowing his wad into you he would huff and paint "you're...about to be....a.....SIISSSTTERR!!" ugh you're so gross.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.