Amanda Bynes Busted For DUI
Since Lindsay Lohan has pressed pause on her felon foolery ways, some child star turned drunk mess has to keep TMZ's live stream court cam warm and that's where Amanda Bynes comes in. The Twitter poet, once retired actress and "chocolate man" aficionado is drying out in a jail cell right now after getting arrested for operating a motor vehicle while drunk on the sweet nectar. But Amanda really unlocked the THIS BITCH achievement by bringing attention to her drunkness by sideswiping a police car.
Gossip Cop says that Amanda tried to pass a police car at around 3 this morning in West Hollywood and failed hard when she scraped the side of it. The police pulled her over, figured out that she had a case of the drunks and brought in. Amanda's bail has been set at $5,000. TMZ reminds us that earlier last month, Amanda drove away from a cop while he was in the middle of writing her a ticket for driving while talking on her cell phone. Amanda later settled that situation by signing the ticket at the police station. TMZ also says that a couple of weeks ago, they watched Amanda stumble out of some club and tried to stop the valet from handing over her car to her, but the valet did it anyway and she drove off.
Some bitches are just TOO bold. Amanda was already winking at the law by handling a steering wheel while under the influence of Jack and then she went even further by flaunting her drunk driving antics in front of a cop? When it gets to that point, you just need to stop, put the car in park, take the keys out of the ignition, get out and head to the nearest bar for an extra tall glass of 100 proof fucks since you obviously need some in your body. You really don't give one F about anything when you try to pass a cop car while drunk. But I guess being good at life choice making really isn't your thing when you drive drunk in the first place.
Agent Cody Banks, please come and get this mess.
UPDATED WITH HER MUG SHOT: I don't know what's worse, her neck and face telling two different color stories or that her hair is a lovely shade of "washing period panties in the sink."
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MK, you totally forgot about the eyebrow situation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her eyebrows are just so chola like!!!!!!!!!!
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
she's had injections and has the booze bloat. it amazes me how many people think its okay to drive after drinking. how hard is it for you to get your ass a ride or a taxi? especially when you have some money. i guess fucked up stupid is as fucked up stupid does.
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IF - I'm thinking the charcol grey.
2 kids and a dog isn't kind to anything white.
IF, heehee. I like Phoebe. I discussed with her a few weeks ago that everyone gets ignored sometimes. There is so much going on here!
I just couldn't resist making a smart ass remark.
yes, my avi is PH and NICKY ass to ass drunk in a limo.
My man back is great, but I have to run out for a while. see you all later!
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you're not supposed to be here at all
it's all been a gorgeous mistake
sick one or clean one, the best one that God ever made
PSL, SHUP! I hope Phoebe isn't gone. I think she was having a bad day and I understood where she came from. Then I think some folks were a bit harsh on her.
PSL, I recently saw your Avi in big size and it's fucking PH and her sister, all over each others thighs and asses. Gross!
How's your man back?!
Skinny fat, hi dollface! Sorry if you feel ignored. I've seen people respond to you! If I haven't then I will make sure to molest you with love when I see you on here!
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M.E. that sofa looks like it says "come spend a whole day on me!" - divine! And a loveseat with it is fab. What color are you thinking? White could work (I actually love cream or white sofas, as long as it's a soft white) as you can take shit off and wash it. I like the other colors too.
I also bought lots of their frozen groceries too. Their potato dishes are so good and they served this at the cafe: http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/40212482/ that is SOFA KING good so I bought two boxes at the market.
Also, if you spend more than $100 today or Monday, you eat for free! i wish I had known this before I got to the register and I would have stuffed my gullet!
I could talk about Ikea all day. I just love it.
Anyway, what color do you like for the sofa?
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:27pm.
M.E. is ignoring me again and that's not nice, especially since it's easter weekend.
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Hello, skinny fat;-).
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:54pm.
Thanks, Bigbendy. Yo, want a swig of this Everclear I'm hittin' on before I make a road trip?
I KEEEEEED!!!!
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Deb, I was thinking maybe more like Goldschlager,Jagermeister, and a shot of ouzo?
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:27pm.
M.E. is ignoring me again and that's not nice, especially since it's easter weekend.
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people are going to start calling you Irish Phoebe.
*just kidding Phoebe, if you read this!!*
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:27pm.
M.E. is ignoring me again and that's not nice, especially since it's easter weekend.
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Everyone always ignore me.
Thanks, Bigbendy. Yo, want a swig of this Everclear I'm hittin' on before I make a road trip?
I KEEEEEED!!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
How did she get so fat in the face? She was normal before and then she popped up in Easy A and I thought she just had too much work done and it would settle, but fuck it's still there!
How the hell does someone puff up so quickly (while their body is still the same size?).
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
WOW. . . her face has booze bloat. I thought she was cute-ish a few years ago. Now. . . hot mess.
Letting guys choke me out, crusty sweaters and "buzzed" driving is in my past for the most part, but still....it's not like I was downing a bottle of Jack then going immediately to hop in my car...it was more like I had 3 or 4 shots while at the bar and now three hours later I'm driving home type of thing. I may have been over the limit....idk, but I know at that rate, I was fine to drive and I think these laws are too harsh. Driving at .08 is like driving while kinda tired after 3 hours sleep or something....it's not that serious...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
IF - this sofa with matching love seat
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S19875765/
I think there is a LOT more to the 'cute and innocent' Miss Bynes than we know.
www.poopreport.com :)
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I iz not ignoring you! I WAS NOT BEING SPOKEN TO HOR! Iz polite like that.
I love IKEA. I think we're going to get our new living room set from there, I have fallen in love with a couch there.
*squirrels away penny's*
my boy used to like her on the amanda show, where she was like a young carol burnett. hollywood is truly evil.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amanda_Show
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M.E. is ignoring me again and that's not nice, especially since it's easter weekend.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:13pm.
Sorry for this, miss P.
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Mickey,bahahaha! The resemblance is amazing.
@anno
I know and it's gorgeous and was $98! With mattress, cover, sheets and frame thingy for underneath, it was less than $200 which is really good. She's 5 but a midget so she might be in it for life!
We were late leaving (Mr F had "that face" on) but we arrived bang on 10am not realizing it only opened then. So that sealed his lips! We thought it would be mad busy for Good Friday since much of the auto sector is off but no, nicely quiet the whole time.
I saw a really nice tent for our deck - keeps the glaring sun off and looks great, for about $120. I think I'll save and get one.
Thanks for listening to me babble :)
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What a bummer. I've always liked her, but now i've lost respect. Drinking and driving kills the respect for me.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:58pm.
How do you make your face so puffy??????????????????
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MJT,alcohol . Lots and lots of alcohol.
Yep. Remember how puffy Melanie Griffith was in Working Girl? Major alcohol
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anno, i know really. You know what's weird is how some bloat up, but others get really guant in the face.
Foxy - I am unaware of this "room 23" thing.
Swiping a cop car?! Even Blohan can't boast that. Shit, girl, welcome to the big leauges. Asshole.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Gettin busy with Sergeant Strangle!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Dog:
You mean this story?
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/los_angeles&id=8609...
But what about the eyebrow situation??!!
Hi IF!
Amazed Ikea would not be busy on Good Friday! Last time I was there some lady had a "what the fuck is that, it's not a dog" in her purse, LOL. Still don't know what that creature was.
How fun for the ittiest bittiest Fury - a big girl bed!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:13pm.
What is this prostitution ring thing?
She's in the Room 23 ho' catalogue
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I also thinl Amanda Bynes is funny, but I won't have any problem laughing at her pulling several blohans.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I'm with Stoney. Don't you have a corporal to get choked out by or a sweater to wash? Jesus.
I heard on the radio about a 29 year old mom who was:
1. Driving while texting.
2. Had her infant on her lap.
3. Had her toddler in a car seat but not strapped in.
4. Had her eldest child in the front seat with no seat belt.
STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stoney - doesn't even register on my "you're so stupid" meter anymore.
I remember when I was a kid I fucking loved "All That" and then she came aboard and I was like "fuck, this is worse than Olivia on the Cosby show." This is karma for killing Nickelodeon for me, you cotton candy haired twat!
Holy fuck you're stupid, EH. I mean, I've known it for a while, but FUCK.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Amanda has ALWAYS had a puffy face.
What is this prostitution ring thing?
Sorry for this, miss P.
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Hi annobananno!
I was at Canton's Ikea store this morning! Sheer bliss, as we had a babysitter at home! Have you been there? It was quiet today, great for a good browse. We bought smallest Fury her first twinsized bed.
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I'm almost as pissed about the dumb whore talking on her cell phone while driving. In this day and age, can these idiots not afford a bluetooth?!?? It really chaps my ass when I see people driving around yakking on their fucking cell phone.
And now a DUI?? Amanda Bynes, you and I are DONE professionally!!
Oh Mon Dieu!
What an unfortunate, puffy, pig-faced, snout-nosed, cross-eyed derp face!
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:58pm.
How do you make your face so puffy??????????????????
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MJT,alcohol . Lots and lots of alcohol.
Yep. Remember how puffy Melanie Griffith was in Working Girl? Major alcohol
I think she looks like a normal girl here, usually her makeup is so caked on. Nice to see that she ain't all that without her extensions/ makeup artists/lighting/10 tons of makeup.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:52pm.
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Deb, good on you:-). Unfortunately, not everybody learns their lesson so easy. Proud of you.
Diana Jenkins must have given her a rare night off
Edited: Diana Jenkins is the madam, Deborah Anderson is the whorehouse photographer. my bad
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Was she one of people named in the prostitute ring???
She looks like she's storing nuts for the winter.
Wasn't she thought to be the blind item answer about a cunty co-star (other co-star was Jennie Garth)?
Holy Crap - would never guess that was her in that mug shot
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:58pm.
How do you make your face so puffy??????????????????
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MJT,alcohol . Lots and lots of alcohol.