A Check Is A Check: Lisa Rinna Is Doing Depend Commercials Now
Because all of us want to look as sexy and svelte as possible even as we piss ourselves, Depend has come out with a line of ultra slim piss pads that won't give you diaper lines, and they've hired 48-year-old Lisa Rinna of all hos to push that shit in a new commercial. I know Lisa's career is in the shit can and her lips could win first place in a throbbing hemorrhoid look-alike contest, but besides that what does she have to do with bowel movements? I guess Depend is saving Fergie for their new collection of diaper g-strings, Hugh Jackman for their line of diaper speedos and Gérard Depardieu for their line of control-top french cut piss catchers. Whatever. Lisa's collagen worm lips aren't going to plump themselves, so I say, piss yourself to a check, Lisa Renal!
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She needs to take the piss outa those pads and put them in her pout.
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Do you think it's wrong that everytime I see her, all I can think about is how I want to sex her husband? Nothing heavy; I mean, maybe eat his ass, suck some dick; you know, just kid stuff really.
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Submitted by Zorbitor on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:25pm.
She's doin it so old ladies who pee themselves can go back to WORK??? What happened to retirement?
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I saw their reality show and Lisa needs to make that money because Harry is 60+ and not getting work.
At least this is 10 times better than the cartoon Luvs commercial where the babies are scored on their dumps.
Harry Hamlim, WTF you're doing?
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
Give her a 6 pack of PBR and we'll check on her in 1/2 an hour....June Allison had STAYING power.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
She's doin it so old ladies who pee themselves can go back to WORK??? What happened to retirement?
Lisa is my age and doing Depends commercials. Thanks for depressing me. :(
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There's another one with three NFL players that I just saw recently.
As a Packer fan, I was proud that Clay Mathews was one of them. Sure "a check is a check", but if it helps remove some of the stigma regarding the issue, then it's a win for society.
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 3:13am.
Honestly, I don't know why anyone would see it as a bad thing to advertise products that let women live with more confidence and dignity when they're old and/or ill.
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Two reasons:
1. We fear age and disability, and mockery is a way of deflecting this fear - although it only works temporarily.
2. People who hate women don't want them to live with confidence or dignity, ever. Particularly when they're considered broken, unattractive and therefore useless.
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It's scary that there are two dorks in this world with artichoke choke fur on their heads. - Dog on the subject of Jedward, Tue, 03/20/2012 - 9:05pm.
Thought she had those pregnant slugs on her face fixed. THIS is fixed? They scare me. Her body looks good. Harry looks embarrassed but good, although too lean. He could use some more calories.
Hope she REALLY donates the money from this weird commercial to that charity.
Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 6:51am.
Still waiting for that adult diaper commercial that butchers some pop songs with the word "kiss" in the title and replaces it with "piss".
- Let's piss and say goodbye
- I wanna piss you all over
- It started with a piss
etc.
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Prince's "Kiss" is looking pretty bad right about now, eh?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Still waiting for that adult diaper commercial that butchers some pop songs with the word "kiss" in the title and replaces it with "piss".
- Let's piss and say goodbye
- I wanna piss you all over
- It started with a piss
etc.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
lolz...and to think I got her one of her first acting gigs in an
early bon jovi video in san francisco...back when she was
an innocent finnish descended girl next door...
hey...that makes me older than she
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Life imitates art. This was an episode of "Hot in Cleveland". Victoria was the spokesmodel for a Chinese all-day diaper suit.
It's a pretty endearing commercial aside from the fact that it's really badly edited. One moment her hands are touching her face and the next they're touching her waist.
I think it's great. Seriously. A few years back, I got sick and had a bit of a pee problem for a week or two. Had I not seen Whoopi doing Poise ads, I'd never have thought to go out and get myself a package, which carried me happily through my illness. I was only in my 30s... Honestly, I don't know why anyone would see it as a bad thing to advertise products that let women live with more confidence and dignity when they're old and/or ill.
I've never really understood why products that people absolutely need advertise so much? Like incontinence products (there's only around two or three brands), tampons etc. I mean, people are gonna buy them anyway. Maybe I am just a marketing moron. Seems like they advertise A LOT to me.
What's wrong with a Liberal Arts degree? Plenty of people I attended college with got into Law school and Journalism school with one.
Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:12am.
Who the fuck is this
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She had her start as an actress on the American soap opera called, "Days of our Lives"
Who the fuck is this
Well, if you're going to shill for this type of product, I think the ad was actually pretty well done.
Who hasn't had a squirt or two make itself known at an inopportune time? Please.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 7:22pm.
dlisted is full of people who are going to die young, stay pretty and maintain full bowel control. no misfortune or accidents for them... hell, even a celebrity publicising adult diapers is a famewhore. omg how dare lisa renna do this - this is america, we only joke, ridicule and embarrass when we talk about adult diapers.
heaven forbid any woman lose her fear of wearing form fitting clothes or even feel 'normal'.
@GrecoSuave
Nancy Drew turns 60 this year?! Oh my gosh! I will always like Pammy Sue Martin for that Nancy Drew episode she did where counterfeiters are making money under some old lady's house and Nancy Drew finds a secret room in the lady's closet and eventually everything blows up real good and all the fake money shoots up out of a well. I made my mom rent that video for me about 1000 times when I was little. I never liked any of the other episodes though. Go figure.
"Wow, she's making Robert Wagner, who shills for some Senior mortgage commercial, look like Olivier pushing Cartier watches."
LOL - yes, but at least she is not a murderer with heavy karma waiting for her at life's end!
Wait...how is she famous again? (Other than for her world-renowned, Dlisted-favorite hemorrhoid lips.) Thanks to MK, every time I see Lisa Rinna anywhere, I snort-laugh because "hemorrhoid lips" pops into my mind.
Submitted by GrecoSuave on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 8:51pm.
You said it! Bette Davis nailed it when she said,
“Old age ain't no place for sissies.”
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Rinna doesn't care, it's money (for her or the charity)! As an actress she shouldn't be embarrassed if she accepted the project!
"Piss yourself to a check!" - Hehehe MK!
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Who dis ole fish lipped trick? Lbvs
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"...Jennifer Lopez puts her face on a box of...Massengil..."
Isn't she already putting her face on a douche? Caspergil, or something?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Can we call her Lisa Renal (Rinal?) or is that too much of a stretch(ed bladder)..
She's always been a strange bird.
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I hope to dear Buddha I don't live long enough to end up in diapers or a home. I've read and heard so many horror stories about old age homes. The hype about the golden years in many cases is just that - hype and wishful thinking and hoping from my boomer generation. 40 is NOT the new 30, nor is 50 the new 40.
On another note, I too wonder what happened to Harry Hamlin's career...he did a pretty good job on "L.A. Law" way back. Speaking of which, I feel my age when realizing Harry's old co-star, Susan Dey, yeah, Laurie Partridge, is turning 60 next year, as is Pamela Sue Martin! Aaaaaaaah!
Shes never really bothered me
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Whoever cast this ad picked THE WRONG LISA. Should have picked the Lisa from ANTM who pissed in a diaper just for fun.
I couldn't watch this video because I was so embarrassed for Harry. He looks like he wants to die.
If Lisa's doing this for charity that is cool, but I can never help but be suspicious of C-listers/D-listers who say they are doing something "for charity". I always figure they are secretly keeping the $ to themselves, because really, most of them can't afford not to.
When my son had salmonella, we had to buy him depends cause after 3 failed attempts of taking him to the doctor which ended in shitting himself on the way there, they were the best thing since sliced bread.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
a very wise person by the name of missy elliot once said, "ain't no shame, baby, do your thang. just make sure you ahead of the game."
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 7:22pm.
Everybody, enjoy not needing this shit. Who knew it was a gift to pee or crap exactly when and how you want. I'm certainly treasuring it, thanks to the elders.
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So true, however, they may come in handy during a 10 hour flight I have to Europe next month.
Girlfriend couldn't get a reality show or a side middle square on Hollywood Squares? Is the show even still on? This reminds me of that episode of Just Shoot Me when Elliot is dating "The Hemmorhoid Girl".
Dang. My mom needed diapers and bathroom help at the end. I'm glad to have kept her clean and comfortable but DAMN I hope to hell I don't live long enough that I can't take care of my own waste and bits. (Or if I do, I hope I'm as sweetly demented as Mom who could certainly have given a fuck about how her bootay might look on a red carpet.)
I thought Lisa had gotten rid of that lip crapola. Gah, so dreadful. Otherwise I like her OK.
Everybody, enjoy not needing this shit. Who knew it was a gift to pee or crap exactly when and how you want. I'm certainly treasuring it, thanks to the elders.
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Next up, Jennifer Lopez puts her face on a box of Kotex and Massengil douche. Cross marketing is key for JHO Bag.
With all that ammonia, can it then be used to wipe down a kitchen counter?
Harry Hamlin was such a great actor and had potential. Marrying Lisa was a dent to his career. Why is he even with her?
For having lips that look like a baboon's asshole, she sure does have a lot of confidence.
I wanna hear the bitchy stories about her. Come on, people, spill the details. I need some good gossip.
I remember a while back Joan Rivers was on QVC hawking her junk and she and the female co-hostess somehow got tracked on "that would look lovely pinned to my diaper!" and they were just gone from there, like they were stoned. It was one of those times you channel surf and stay for an hour. Forgot the woman's name but she was the popular one married a short time to that unbelievably good looking blonde one who you knew would treat her badly. Usually channel surfing I was looking for him.
The blond chinless hostess?
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No! The blonde was a dude and he was absolutely melt in your mouth gorgeous. He married another Q V C hostess who wasn't in his league but was their biggest star. So when the short marriage went so did he. I wish I could remember his name. Of course the marriage failed and you knew he got trapped that gorgeous gay. I want to say his last name was Houston or Huston. Jeff?
I Googled: Jeff Hewson was the guy. Judy Crowell was a plain Jane host who married him. Kathy Levine was a host who was Joan Rivers best buddy. Plain Jane married Gorgeous Jeff and he treated her badly and supposedly all the womenz banded together and got him banished. Like 10 years ago. MK would have covered it. Lasted about as long as a Kardashian wedding. This guy was SO perfect.
I do remember! It was Judy- big horse teeth and hardly any chin. I thought she was a blond. Good memory Doc!
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Lisa Rhina must be okay with making a fool of herself for fame and money. She looked like a Valium stoned whiner on the Celebrity Apprentice ( which is god awful collection of bad face jobs and wacko celebs). I was cringing listening to her, and vowed never to watch that dam show again. Well, I did peek a couple of times, but anyway, why isn't Harry doing some commercial in Asia or India to help out ? Lisa Rinna looks awful for 48. So fake; Too much plastic surgery already. Shannon Doherty looks like a major dipshit too, in that commercial for online schooling. Please. Like she is going to get a liberal arts degree.
"Feels great and they are so soft" (especially when they are wet)