Hot Slut Of The Day!
Fefita la Grande, legendary merengue accordionist and the treasured metallic pearl of the Caribbean that pirates have been trying for centuries to capture.
If you asked me a few days ago who Fefita la Grande was, I'd tell you that's the name my fat uncle would use if he was a competing queen on La Tigresa del Oriente's Drag Race, but thanks to Dlisted reader Wendy I now know who the one and only Fefita la Grande is. Fefita is considered one of the most prolific female accordionists of all time and she is single-handedly keeping the stripper stores on Hollywood Blvd. in business. I'll let Wendy explain the magic of Fefita la Grande to you:
Fefita la Grande is one of the most famous performers in the Dominican Republic. She's 86 years old but always dresses like a hoodrat stripper from the 90's. She's an ass shaking, accordion playing, tattooed, midriff-showing Nana who claims she was asked to pose for Playboy. No young female entertainers attract more fans or sell more tickets than Fefita la Grande. Fefita has the charm, sex appeal, grace, dance moves and talent that hoes a quarter of her age wish they could have.
When I was a kid, I started playing the accordion (my childhood was obviously directed by Todd Solondz) after my mom bought lessons from an accordion teacher selling bellowy musical dreams door to door. I know, why couldn't my mom have whored me out in child beauty pageants like a normal parent does.
I quickly became a child star in the accordion world and by that I mean I placed second (out of three) in my age division at the San Gabriel Valley Regionals. I only took second, because the girl who placed third stopped playing halfway through to take a piss. I retired from my non-career as the shittiest accordion player in the game a year or two later, because I realized that my commitment to being lazy was more important to me and my accordion weighed about as much as an average Jessica Simpson fetus. But I would've never let go of my accordion (the fart bag of musical instruments) if I knew then that the reigning queen of the accordion kingdom looked and moved like this:
Exquisite. Every time she hits that air release button, a unicorn queefs. You know you're looking at a true entertainer when you're not quite sure if she's a Maya Rudolph character or not.
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As a dominican, I can't feel more proud finding our exquisite Fefita as the Hot Slut of the Day. Right now there's a Jurassic Forrest installed on a local Park, and she's keeping it historically accurate with free concerts every night.
A flawless lady with no flaws.
HAHAHA!! Omg Fefita La Grande is really a name from the Dominican vault! Seriously, this trick is so well-loved there, her face will probably be printed on the peso after she dies.
I'm beaming with pride.
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I hope Judy Tenuta gives her proper credit.
MK, you would've ended up a meth-out mess in Branson if you excelled in accordian. Consider yourself spared.
This bitch is a fucking Dominican national treasure, mi abuela stans for this heifer
You can't tell Dominicans shit about their accordions
Ok, missed the cray cray - who was it this time?
Sopa de caracol! EH!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Eileenie, so it would appear! Whatever works, mon.
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off to sprinkle bits of sunshine on Leprechauns for a bit, folks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMsZGwf6o_w
see ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Dog, friends in high places ;)
by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Great. Now I have a fashion icon to look up to that is Dominican, like me...
Submitted by ESE on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:50pm.
look, if you're gonna use logic, you're gonna win this conversation, and i just can't have that, o.k.?!... i know it isn't solving anything, but damnit, i need this for a bit!
^^^^^^^^^
I know, love. Please just be careful.
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Guess i missed some hatin on PSL from crazy pants. Whoever deleted it did so with a quickness. Please apply the same speed to the racist shit next time, cause I don't wanna stare at THAT shit any more than her spreading her other venom.
And PSL, just consider the "source". Then ignore..;-))
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:53pm.
ESE, you look ok to me!
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That's because he washed off all the pineapple juice. I told him not to go there but go there he did.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:50pm.
look, if you're gonna use logic, you're gonna win this conversation, and i just can't have that, o.k.?!... i know it isn't solving anything, but damnit, i need this for a bit!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, you look ok to me! Be good to yourself!
Night all. Happy Easter/Passover/Beer Day!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
ESE, you do know that in the long run, it never solves anything? It may blot things out while you're drinking but the ugliness is magnified during the hangover. It never gets better until you get sober.
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:43pm.
ESE! Go ahead and drop 'em. I double-dog dare ya!
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you asked for it!... *verticle smiles at deb*... i know, i need hit the gym... i'll thank you for not pointing that fact out!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:42pm.
I must admit to feel a bit of a voyeur reading this thread. It feels so awkward and so wrong!
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feeling wrong feels really right, don't it?... enjoy the ride!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Dog, I think I needed to straighten that out for others. :)
ESE- xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxxxxxxxxxxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out, and it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:42pm.
i'm doing... it all blends together these days, so it's one big lump of i need to get another drink, instead of many seperate i need to get another drink... no worries, everything passes.
thanky for asking, though... *smooch*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
PSL, I know you're not. I was kidding.
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ESE! Go ahead and drop 'em. I double-dog dare ya!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*uses hands to block the glare from ESE's ass*
How are you doing honey? Feeling okay these days? You've been through some heavy shit lately.
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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out, and it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
I must admit to feel a bit of a voyeur reading this thread. It feels so awkward and so wrong!
Doggie, I am not a Mod, contrary to what some people think. But the Mods are good people.
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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out, and it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:39pm.
There's a full moon tonight, isn't there?
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*unbuckles belt*... there's gonna be!!... heeheehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:37pm.
LOLOLOL, Dog. Must be an Angela term...oh, wait..l Rocket has been deleted...sooo sad
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Damn, that was quick! I can't find ANY of its posts. Oh wait. Isn't PSL a Mod? *wink wink*
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There's a full moon tonight, isn't there?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
wow, Mercury is definitely out of Retrograde. Dog and Leenie are in cahoots!!! :) I like it.
ESE, roll the dice man. Let's play. Though I am better at Scrabble, Sorry, and Monopoly. We weren't a Yahtzee family when I was growing up. :)
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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out, and it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
Dear Angela.
In your quest to cause division and strife on here, tonight you had your most epic fail yet. You actually brought Eileenie and me to agreement on something. YOU LOSE!
FOAD,
Dog
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LOLOLOL, Dog. Must be an Angela term...oh, wait..l Rocket has been deleted...sooo sad
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:31pm.
ESE, how about you smash the Yahtzee board over this asshole's head? That would be a great game.
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but, but, but... it's my only Yahtzee board... i'm saving assault with it for a special occasion!... Pippy's not worthy of my special Yahtzee!... no offense, Pip... it's just THAT special to me!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:32pm.
LOL. Mark this day on the calendar. Just sooo tired of this internet bullying of PSL just because a couple of fat asses are jealous of her.
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Co-sign.
Can I just ask? Not that YOU are one, but WTF is a sea hag? Google is no help.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:29pm
LOL. Mark this day on the calendar. Just sooo tired of this internet bullying of PSL just because a couple of fat asses are jealous of her
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
ESE, how about you smash the Yahtzee board over this asshole's head? That would be a great game.
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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out, and it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:26pm.
For once, I agree with Dog. Put your money where your mouth is...
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This is a (an?) historic moment. I stand with Eileenie on this as well.
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look, folks... if you all are gonna do this silly bull pucky, i'm not gonna break out the Yahtzee game, and then where will you all be?... think about it!... where will that leave you all?!?!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
For once, I agree with Dog. Put your money where your mouth is...
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Rocket_Surgeon on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:18pm.
Shut up, Angela. If you know so much and you have proof, then PROVE IT. For once in your life, back up what you say and post it.
Didn't think so.
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OH GOSH! LET ME GO CRY A RIVER! See, the difference is I KNOW better and have confidence in myself so I could care less what you and you lame ass "friends" think or say about me.
Instead of trying to insult people on the internet, you really need to try some therapy. We're not in high school anymore
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Rocket Surgeon, I said to Precocious Magpie to go ahead, when she dared to "post the whole mess". I told her to leave out names, just put initials and no pics. And of course, nothing was posted.
I would hardly call that "losing my shit".
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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out, and it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
Submitted by PSL on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 9:12pm.
Just try to see the amusement in the troll being jealous of you. Hell, I'd love to have your figure, too! You're beautiful and Angela just wishes she was.
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Submitted by Rocket_Surgeon on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 8:52pm
Look, cunt...GROW UP. If you get off on trying to insult and goad people, especially someone who is beautiful inside and out, you have real problems. Cut the shit and name names. Yeah...that's what I thought.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
ESE, Dog and Stan.
thank you. :)
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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out, and it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
Submitted by Rocket_Surgeon on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 8:52pm.
Are you happy that you got attention? Weirdo!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 8:58pm.
deep breath... inhale... exhale...
don't play into amateur hour tactics, you're better than that, dahlin'.
OT: lemme check what thread this is, and get back with ya.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 5:22pm.
She made be a hot slut, but I can't take nine minutes of accordion music. Still, good for her for still getting it done at her age.
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I bet you could if you listened to this...Yes it is the Butter Crisis dude!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfagciziGPE
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Lmaooo I love fefita! She's def fine gem