Happy Easter!
What better way is there to enjoy your Easter dinner of a Cadbury Creme Egg Sandwich and a pitcher of Peeps-tinis than with these pictures of the most beautiful princess in the Disney kingdom Zac Efron fapping to a glass of orange juice on the balcony of his hotel in Sydney? (Nothing turns Zac on like a whole lot of Vitamin C.) You know, Zac Efron was always like a sugar-free Twinkie to me and he's never done anything for me, but these pictures might be a game changer. When did Zac Efron drop his bronzer stick and summon the hotness like this?
And for those you screaming at Zac that he's looking like a fool with his pants on the ground and needs to pull that shit over his "made to bottom" ass, he didn't listen to you, but he did something (NSFW-ish) better. Happy resurrection of Jesus, indeed!
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Red Alert, Red Alert, Staged, Staged, Staged!!! My bullshit detector is effin' going crazy!!!
OK, so maybe he was about to dip his peen in the OJ because he does not want to get scurvy. DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT, YOU HATERZ??
I think not.
Blech. I'm all sugared out. This was much easier when I was a kid.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
@ CandyPerfumeGirl
sometimes...
Great, another guy gunning for his cock. I live in NY and I've see this shit too many times. The Subway, the park, even the damn McDonald's where all I wanted was a McFlurry. Next time it happens I'm gonna take all my 200 pound self and do the truffle shuffle. Stop the insanity!
Wow, what a great audience.
I saw these set of pictures yesterday, but there was one him butt ass naked. I'm surprised MK didn't post it.
He's just spending time with the love of his life - his peen.
@ mike:
I wonder why. If it is something they do to themselves or just genetics. Di Caprio looks like crap for a 38 year old. Just like fat or bloated - whatever it is. I mean really...those lines and that bloat. Efron is going in that direction and he is a decade or more younger. Generally, men look better as they age but some really just look like a bloated pigs.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
@ sonne,
just pull UP those pants? I would pull them down. Lol. :)
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Do guys really do that? Just play with their balls when they are alone and because they can?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
My babysitter dude wears his pants kinda low which really is a double edged sword when he bends over....he's young, so refrigerator repairman butt is not gross BUTT it doesn't feel right to look either. *chuckle*
OT: I kinda like Zac E. and would gladly be a dirty old lady and pull up those pants for him. ;)
I'm not impressed with those skinny little girl legs of his. I'm good. As soon as I see a dude with pre-pubescent child-like legs, the attraction is gone. Bulk up into an adult body then we can talk.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
yeah id hit it till my private parts went numb
Give him credit for being a responsible bottom and carrying his own condoms should that top he meets on Grinder comes asking.
Peeps-tinis are why I have sworn off all alcohol but good wines, for years now. I need to see where it comes from and make sure someone is not serving me something with 3 ounces of half and half or condensed milk. I'd vomit.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 1:27pm.
After considerable analysis, I conclude that THE LUCKY ONE OPENS APRIL 20TH!!!
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Ah, another cheese-fest from the always original Nicholas Sparks...
I wish those were pics of Robert Downey Jr. instead....
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
It bums me out that he wears his pants like Chris Brown. But other than that, he is such a beautiful young man.
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Me myself and I, that's all I got in the end
That's what I found out, and it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
What's with the whigger pants. Don't they realize how stupid it looks?
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You shouldn't have tried to wife the bitch. She's not that type of ho.
I would fuck his ass.
Enjoy it while it lasts, buddy, because you're already starting to age like Leonardo ("heavy" rounded face).
After considerable analysis, I conclude that THE LUCKY ONE OPENS APRIL 20TH!!!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
"Happy resurrection of Jesus, indeed!" YES, he's definitely growing into his looks! hehehehe ;p
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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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Ewwwwww, no thank you And MK, you still owe me that mascara blessed by Zac
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
When will guys learn having your pants hang down below your shorts isn't sexy? It's just straight up douche.
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My nephews - both of whom I saw being born - are 20 and 18 years old, so commenting on these pics is a no-no for me.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Meh, looks like Zac is just scratching his balls. Men do it all the time.
I will never get Zac Efron. He's just way too pretty to appeal to straight women.
self-absorbed little twat.
My Power Bottom image of the Pretty, Pretty Princess dissapated when I saw those troll friends. No self-respecting twink queen is gonna be seen with ugly people, it lowers the hotness ratio.
Still doesn't do it for me. Too fem.
Oh...oh,my.
This may be the first time I've said this, but...I'd hit that. Ferociously.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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-Fleetwood Mac
Yeah and he had NO IDEA there were cameras on him, right?
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What an attention whore.
"Hmmm. I'm a huge star. Imma scratch my junk outside and flash my ass in front of a big ass window."
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What kind of fuckery is this?