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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:30am.

*humps monitor*

MY GOD he's so GD sexy.

I am at a constant drool watching him on SOA. And the scenes where they show his naked butt.....NOMNOMNOM.

Submitted by chaka1 on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:26am.

WHO IS THAT?????

Oh, my ovaries are screaming!!!

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:21am.

Thanks for the barfday looooooooooove, ya horz!

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Submitted by patty cake on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:15pm.

and me patty cake..happy birthday other sluts

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:37pm.

HB to all the sluts today! I remember Hunnam as the cutie in the original QAF! Now hubba hubba he's so NICE!! ;p

Happy birthday UVY! Hope you are still enjoying your day with lots of cake and dancing!

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Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:21pm.

I like this Charlie Hunnam guy. I would like to fuck him.

Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 5:19pm.

Happy Birthday to all especially Jazmine Sullivan, Keisha Knight Pulliam, and Jenna Jameson.

(973) Jersey Strong

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 4:24pm.

Happy Birthday, Paulina P. One of the most beautiful models in model history.

Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:09pm.

Don't know who he is, but I wanna know how he is.
Sons of Anarchy??? Now my Netflix account has worth. *LOL*
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Submitted by Ms.Fit on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:39pm.

Happy Bornday UV!!

I love Charlie Hunnam on Sons of Anarchy. I love the way he looks in the photo, too. The only thing I don't love is his thumb. It looks like he just pulled it out of his ass. Yuck

HAHAHA - SO true, but I still would.

Submitted by Libressa on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:25pm.

I love Charlie Hunnam on Sons of Anarchy. I love the way he looks in the photo, too. The only thing I don't love is his thumb. It looks like he just pulled it out of his ass. Yuck.

Submitted by innuendo on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:06pm.

happy birthday to my boo gerard

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:59pm.

I had to hurry and look at this pic as a palate cleanser after looking at the Axl Rose pix.

Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:49am.

I am not going to lie. I had to google him prior to posting this comment. What a lovely photograph.
*mutters something about a birthday slut and retires to a closet for "alone time"*

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:41am.

Happy Birthday to buddy from Sons of Anarchy! YOWZA. Also, happy birthday to Rudy Huxtable, Cynthia Nixon, Paulina and UVY!

Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:32am.

So tired of these celeb photog hacks.. get a new fucking POSE! The looking off in the distance, guy holding one hand awkwardly has been beat to death. That, and the standing in a pool, fully clothes and arms outstretched pose, etc, etc.. SCREAMS

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:05am.

happy birthday uvy....
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Submitted by Vern on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:55am.

HAPPY BIRFDAY GROOOOOOOOVY UVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lOVE,

KANYE & KIM!!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Gingah on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:54am.

Getting vibes of William Bradley Pitt pre Angelina.

Submitted by SitInACorner on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:53am.

yesterday with Kitsch and today with Hunnam and we're cornering my favorite television shows here. I'd climb him like a tree, hey papi, etc. etc. etc.

Submitted by tomahawk on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:42am.

Mhm, Hunham was the only reason to watch Sons Of Anarchy for one very painful season - after he cut his hair I couldn't be bothered. But DAMN! its THAT rare that I think someone is hot - couldn't it have stayed that way?

Submitted by Luna Tick on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:23am.

OMG no words. My panties are off and my legs are open for Mr. Hunnam. HB to him.
HB to Elle Fanning, Kristen Stewart and Marc Jacobs.
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Submitted by jackie on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:08am.

I dont know who he is but i would do him hard. Lol at Jenna Jameson pussy being 97 haha so true.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:03am.

Jenna Jameson may be 38 in human years but in saggy pussy years she's 97-1/2.

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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:02am.

From the neck down? SHAZAM!

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:58am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:46am.
That guy totally looks like surfer Jesus!
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Surfer Jesus. lol!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:46am.

Charlie Hunnan = "Jesus as a homosexual"?

Submitted by TimC on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:40am.

Wow, that cute little twink from QAF growed up real hot. For some reason I had it in my head that he got ugly in his 20's. Can't believe he's already in his 30's.

Submitted by cheese toast on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:36am.

Yum, He is so fine. SOA is good stuff they let him get naked a lot.

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:27am.

Hap, Hap, Happy birthday to the most fabulous Ms ISMU!

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:26am.

Charlie.....I swoon. SOA is one of my fave shows.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:20am.

HB Uvy!

Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:18am.

Oh, that son of anarchy... Sweet Jesus, Happy Birthday to YOU, Charlie!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:16am.

That guy totally looks like surfer Jesus!

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:12am.

Figures it took a black and white shot to get jazzy out of hibernation....;-)

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:12am.

Uvy's Bday??

Well happy BDay to you and your uvula Uvy!!!:)

Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:09am.

Well, hot damn! Can I oil your back for you? Just one more reason that MK is the shit.

HB Sluts!!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:03am.

Happy birthday, everybody!

Submitted by barzzini on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:03am.

barzzini
Charlie Hunnam is yummy. Just watched him in The Ledge. Good movie.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:02am.

Happy birthday to that hot ass redhead Uvy!!!
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Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:58am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:18am.

Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:08am.

I got turned off by Charlie here after reading an interview with him. He sounded like a twink in real life
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He used to be on UK's Queer as Folk...

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That wouldn't have bothered me much. I don't remember exactly-he was banging on about something like Shakespeare or having played "Oliver". That was the turn-off!

Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:54am.

I could never fuck a guy that looked like Jesus. Esp. on Easter.

Nice bod but the beard and face...meh.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:48am.

Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:08am.

I got turned off by Charlie here after reading an interview with him. He sounded like a twink in real life
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He used to be on UK's Queer as Folk...
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Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:38am.

I got turned off by Charlie here after reading an interview with him. He sounded like a twink in real life-hard to accept him as Jax. After seeing this picture I could get interested in his character again.