Evening Crumbs
How many calico cats were skinned alive to make Rooney Mara's weave? - Just Jared
Chris Evans is always making furrowy faces like a worried puppy or a constipated puppy....who is also worried - Lainey Gossip
Madge's MDNA breaks a record, just not the record her ass was hoping to break - Towleroad
BREAKING: Beyonce spotted without the color blue on for the first time in weeks! (Unless, she's tricking us all by wearing waterproof blue nipple paint) - Celebitchy
Jessica Simpson made a joke, I think - The Superficial
Ick. Nast. Save it for your escort ad, bitch! - Hollywood Tuna
Things That Shouldn't Exist: Bobbi Kristina's reality show - The Daily What Gossip
And then Halle Berry raged at a seagull and accused it of being a mole hired by Gabriel Aubry - Popoholic
Please tell me Ricki Lake's witness chanted "GO RICKI! GO RICKI! GO! GO! GO RICKI!" as she walked down the aisle - ICYDK
Julia Roberts in a bikini. The end. - Popsugar
And Katherine Heigl added, "I did not feel that Naleigh gave me the material to warrant a Mother of the Year nomination, so I am withdrawing myself from the competition." - IDLYITW
Keep your eyes closed, baby, KEEP THEM CLOSED FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!! - Crunk + Disorderly
One of them is Katy Perry, right? - The Berry
PETA (not the breadmaker) vs. Katniss - Videogum
I almost didn't recognize Alicia Silverstone without her kids' mouth on her face - Hollywood Rag
Does that dog know where that cigar has been? (SPOILER ALERT: Probably in Monica Lewinsky) - Cityrag
Paul McCartney almost joined Heather Mills at the one shoe only store and he has Demi Lovato to thank for that - I'm Not Obsessed
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For someone as smart as Madonna apparently is, it's amazing that she seems to be headed for 'can't-let-go-of-my-youth' tragedy. At what point is enough enough? Just move on and enjoy your life rather than identifying through public adulation and music sales.
ARGH!!!!!!!! I JUST LOOKED AT LIL KIM!!!! MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!
A drag queen who would have the NERVE to show up looking like that would be run out of town!!!
That poor poor baby. That should never EVER be the first face you see coming into this world. That is trauma on top of trauma.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Alicia Silverstone is still making movies?
OMG! She is, like, so 1995. Does anyone even care about her anymore????
She is so over.
She should take her vegan ass off somewhere and just feed her mouth-mush to her child and go away.
I hope her husband is a secret bacon eater. *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Rooney Mara scalped Drew Barrymore! Oh, no!!!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:21pm.
MadgesV, thanks for the info. I've heard that a song or two might be good and since I'm a fan might get them, BUT certainly NOT the whole album!
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Yeah, cherry-picking the songs you like is definitely the way to go with this one. It's still in the dance-music theme, which I love, so the ballads get me a little restless. I'd skip those.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:03am.
Submitted by IrritableBowel: "She looks like that little girl from Adventures in Babysitting that was obsessed with Thor."
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA! She totally DOES!!!
I think that is why on first glance I found her to look kind of charming!
"Shalikla!"
Submitted by IrritableBowel on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 1:26am.
OMG, She does! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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Submitted by IrritableBowel: "She looks like that little girl from Adventures in Babysitting that was obsessed with Thor."
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA! She totally DOES!!!
Extensions on 4 inch hair don't work, just not long enough, the to has to be ironed flat to stop the extensions showing and then the ends just do their own thing. Surely they can afford a Beyonce level wig here and not just something that looks like Brit Brits rat nest.
oh poor vadge, her latest album flopped.
well she's had a good run and 46,000 sales is not bad. right?
We are happy that Vadge's crappy album failed and we hope something very bad happens to her!
She looks like that little girl from Adventures in Babysitting that was obsessed with Thor.
You nailed it with the hobbit resemblance. She looks like a slightly homely looking 12 year old Irish boy... in an old old wig from the basement.
rooney is obviously preparing for another oscar worthy performance or some shit, because she is soo high art or whatever these dickheads call themselves.
remember where you came from bitch, you were in law and order and you suck good dick and you could lie down lifeless on a mattress whilst some nasty coked up hollywood exec humps you like a rabbit. thats how you got started.
i mean, i can xerox naomi rapace in girl with dragon tattoo.
gimme some clairol black hair dye, some henna tattoos, put some fake magnet piercings on my nipples, buy me some clothes from the local vampire store, then put me in bed with daniel craig naked and watch me act.
She looks like a witch with a broke weave. I don't know who it is but what happened to the days when stars were stars?
also, Bobbi Kristina... what is her show going to be about? They will try to push it in bad directions and you can't tell until they edit it what they have so that show is easy to predict. Lots of stuff about drugs and her brofriend. No, that whole thing is a mess. Hasn't Bobbi Kristina gotten some kind of payday loan on the royalties? Whitney had four albums in the top ten, so someone should get a check soon.
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i don't like rooney based off things she's said but i think she's pretty. she looked amazing with black hair and the right make up/styling. this color and style does nothing for her... she looks like a lot of the hipster girls in san francisco.
I will be so relieved when Jessica Simpson's water breaks. Just looking at her makes me uncomfortable. A giant swollen tick in a blonde wig, brrrrrrrruh.
Warmislandsun is spot on. Elijah Wood in drag!
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
double post
Lil' Kim now looks like a mutilated LaToya Jackson. Damn, how did she let her face get so banjaxed?
Derrrrr.
I didn't realize there was a JLH vanilla post earlier today. My brats are on Easter break so I haven't been here much during the day. Fucking kids, getting in the way of my Dlisting.
Derrrrr.
I didn't realize there was a JLH vanilla post easier today. My brats are on Easter break so I haven't been here much during the day. Fucking kids, getting in the way of my Dlisting.
Demi Lovato's FACE! It scared me, I nearly jumped.
OK, Jennifer Lawrence is my new hero. Screw PETA, ahahaha.
Who is this person??
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:23pm.
She looks like the kind of girl who eats her boogers.
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While she's starring at you.
And smells like vanilla.
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And vinegar
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Massengill?
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But her sister is all kinds of hot.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Submitted by mike: "...And smells like vanilla."
Ooooh! That reminds me!
My stupid SIL is addicted to tabloid mags and this weekend while I was trapped at MIL's, one of them ran a piece about what's in Jennifer Love-Hewitt's purse. And she said that she carries a bottle of McCormick's vanilla and when she wears it as perfume, tons of guys hit on her.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm sure the magnificent rack/desperation display had NOTHING to do with it. Hahaha.
But I remember a teacher of mine saying that women used to do that and it was irresistible to men.
Horz, let's all try it and report back, okay?
She looks like a hobbit in drag - Elijah Wood in drag.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:23pm.
She looks like the kind of girl who eats her boogers.
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While she's starring at you.
And smells like vanilla.
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And vinegar
If I saw her on the street, I would NEVER have guessed it was her.
And Lindsay Lohan manages to look dirty and bruised in 95% of photos. Gawd.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:23pm.
She looks like the kind of girl who eats her boogers.
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While she's starring at you.
And smells like vanilla.
Captain Spock, is that you? is she dressing down for a movie role? I can't believe she'd dare to venture out of the house sans fards with that ridiculous ego of hers...what does her puppet master David Fincher have to say about this?
I hate to sound like an asshole, hating on the kids and all, but Naleigh sounds like a name for a horse.
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Winter is coming!
*waves to Cappy*
As for Lil' Kim...I have a soft spot for her,too.
Bitch made one of my all-times favorite songs, How Many Licks!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Does L'il Kim not own a mirror or have any friends?
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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 9:08pm.
ooney Mara is a cunt, so I'll say it.
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Hots, she is, kudos for calling it. That GWTDTT freak haircut had me at "cunthello".
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
I don't want to be snarky, because I know what it's like being the "ugly" sister.
But Rooney Mara is a cunt, so I'll say it.
DAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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Christ she's homely.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:33pm.
"SIR PAUL MCCARNTEY!”
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It was actually some guy named Pete McNaldy and the beatle she almost hit was a potato bug trying to crossing the road.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:23pm.
She looks like the kind of girl who eats her boogers.
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While she's starring at you.
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 7:45pm.
As I've always said, this girl is the ugly sister. That's why she always sports the weird looks, you've got to have a schtick.
Yep, the one who was in An American Haunting is much cuter.
I will say that I think the fug one did do a good job in TGWTDT.
I must add...at least she's smiling.
She looks 12. Weird.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:23pm.
Hahaha, eeeeew! I did NOT need that mental picture.
Submitted by Bossy: "As I've always said, this girl is the ugly sister. That's why she always sports the weird looks, you've got to have a schtick."
True, true, true.
As I've always said, this girl is the ugly sister. That's why she always sports the weird looks, you've got to have a schtick.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:23pm.
She looks like the kind of girl who eats her boogers.
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OMG. . .you just reminded me of a girl named Mary from 2nd grade that ate her boogers. It wasn't just the eating boogers part; she looked like a mini-Rooney too. She would dig for gold and pop it in her mouth. No checking out the quality of the booger. Just pick and pop. pick and pop.
Submitted by Neurotic on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:30pm.
This is a role which was going to Blake Lively and not Rooney, until the film's banker declined to fund it if Lively played the female lead role.
First time I'll ever agree with a banker's decision, I reckon.
She is the blandest and most basic person ever; a true testament to how privilege - not talent - will get you ahead in Hollywood.
Don't know if it's the hair color or the smile but Rooney looks terrible.
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