A Whole Lot Of One Direction Nipples
Looking like a giant pot of salty twink soup, the reason why your teen daughter (straight or gay since at least one of them looks like a beautiful, beautiful lesbian) and gay teen son haven't stopped screaming their tonsils raw for months bared their nipples to the sun and all dipped into the Sydney Harbor this afternoon. My brain is a place where memories die, so it's impossible for me to memorize the name of every one of these One Direction dudes. Can we just call them Danny, Jordan, Donnie, Jonathan and Joey? Or is Posh, Scary, Ginger, Baby and Sporty easier?
I know this is the part of the post where I'm supposed to say which one I'd hit, but the answer is none of them. I'm serious. I just can't slobber all over a piece who wasn't even born when my first pube sprouted up and who looks at me with question marks in his eyes when I start quoting Maid to Order! But you know who's not like me? Madge. I bet she's down in her dungeon, running her claws against these pictures and drawing a circle around the one she's going to order first.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:21pm. Right? HA!
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 04/10/2012 - Damn right! I recently had a dream that I died and went to heaven. Guess who was god? It was none other than Mr. David Bowie.
And Whamo - technically he's OUR Bowie!
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Deb I ALMOST changed it to OUR :)
I'm happy to share him with any true fan:)
*makes note on SalmaNella good taste*
Double D. *sighs* Went to the Seven and the Ragged Tiger show. Awesome.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
LMFAO
my dad LOVED the music of Boy George, then one day, he finally saw him. that was that.
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I have never loved life so much.
Oh my god, Duran Duran. I remember watching them on MTV and my dad walks into the den. He paused then remarked, "who are those queers?". DADDY!!! THEY ARE NOT QUEER!...ha ha ha there is nothing new under the sun!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:23pm.
*cranks Fall to Pieces*
Great song, M.E. Now I gotta check it out. Imma copycat!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What's going on???? They're in swimsuits riding on the front of a boat on a sunny day, but one of them is wearing a winter hat....I'm confused, and don't get it...and as for this Gay vibe? I'm not picking it up from these guys. They seem pretty straight to me. These guys like girls. Period.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:21pm. Right? HA!
And Whamo - technically he's OUR Bowie!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
that American Apparel Jeans ad, that ASS, oh lord, is that what we are to aspire to now?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
*cranks Fall to Pieces*
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:17pm.
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My man Bowie is the single coolest cat on the planet bar none!
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Damn right! I recently had a dream that I died and went to heaven. Guess who was god? It was none other than Mr. David Bowie.
I remember my uncles making fun of me and my sisters when I was a tween because we loved the pretty boys of that time, Duran Duran. HOWEVER, Duran Duran played their own instruments, wrote their music and actually performed LIVE. None of these asshole boy band concoctions have any actual talent these days.
Scott and Duff. Between the two, my panties would never leave the floor.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:17pm.
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My man Bowie is the single coolest cat on the planet bar none!
I know for a fact that, if I was a 14 y/o right now, I'd think they were the coolest thing EVAH. And that is both puzzling and a lil' bit scary.
I always feel like I'm both about 100 y/o and a transplant from another planet when I look at the current crop of boybands. I know that's how it should be, but ageing kind of creeps up on ya.
mmmm still not as gay as big time rush. my son sometimes watches that shit and it's gay, gay, gay,gay,gay.
swings over to hear AIC down in a hole.
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I have never loved life so much.
Oh yeaaaaaah, Sal! Scott and those silver pants...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:16pm.
I dont remember listening to caca like this when I was a 12 year old! Shaun Cassidy rocked!
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oh GG
*shakes head laughing:)*
"Slither." Was JUST there! LOL
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Also, who is now considered more fetus-y: this bunch of hairless Marys, or the Biebs?
Yo, what about how talented, cool and great gay Freddie Mercury was? How about Little Richard? Rob Halford from Judas Priest is hella cool gay. Ziggy Stardust David Bowie was at least bi and is a fucking rock legend.
I know we're kidding around, but whether these youngsters are gay or not doesn't change the fact that they blow.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:57pm.
*swings over to YouTube to cleanse my brain with a little Velvet Revolver*
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"Slither"? I'm there.
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Now, you're speaking my language. ;-)
I dont remember listening to caca like this when I was a 12 year old! Shaun Cassidy rocked!
IF, not independently wealthy (I wish!). The unemployment has been used up but thankfully Mr. Gardener has a good job with the Gubament. So we cut out most of the fat (trips to Hawaii, trips to Vegas and pricey shoes and handbags) so we're doing ok. Found out that keeping up with the Joneses was bull shit anyway.
I hope I do find something but unfortunately, the bosses figured out that desperate people will take a LOT less than they used to, so I'm basically screwed there.
WTF? I'd never heard of these posers and their overstyled hair and clothes until I was subjected to them on SNL last Saturday. Now I'm hearing about and seeing them EVERYWHERE.
DO NOT WANT
oh yeah, M.E.. that's a good one
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:57pm.
*swings over to YouTube to cleanse my brain with a little Velvet Revolver*
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"Slither"? I'm there.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:57pm.
*swings over to YouTube to cleanse my brain with a little Velvet Revolver*
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You made me think of cranking Alice in Chains Come To Kill The Rooster....thank you!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:45pm.
snowy - "Hazard" is my favorite Richard Marx song.
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HAHAHA!! That song came on at Duane Reade (NYC's Boots or CVS) the other day and I shamelessly sang along to the whole song.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
This is the most fitting name ever for a boy band: "One Direction," i.e., Rehab.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:57pm.
*swings over to YouTube to cleanse my brain with a little Velvet Revolver*
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*swoons*
LOVE VR!
I'm pretty certain that the one in the gay shorts is retarded. They probably only keep him around because they don't have to pay him.
Oh, and one of these kids is fighting that fat fuck gene, HARD. I don't know their names, so I can't say which one, but there is definitely a little Gary Barlow in there.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
*swings over to YouTube to cleanse my brain with a little Velvet Revolver*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:38pm.
I've never heard of these people. I think I just officially got old.
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Meh, you're not old. These tots BARELY have a single, and it's actually quite terrible. They make the Jonas Brothers sound like the Beatles. I have no idea what they're doing on a yacht.
The teen market is buzz-driven, so I'm sure they'll blow up soon, but it's a little premature to be ballin' like that just yet.
God, they suck so bad.
That single by The Wanted, however, I do like. And the lead singer is sexy as hell.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Sorry GG, I don't remember you saying that. How are you surviving? Are you getting unemployment or are you independently wealthy (snuggles to GG if that's the case)?
I hope you get something soon.
On an odd note, I will give up 50% of my salary in mid June till beginning of Sept. so I don't have to give my whole salary to childcare and I can spend tons of time with my kids. So I will work early mornings, M-F, and be done by 11am.
But life will return to normal in Sept.
We couldn't do this without Mr. F's salary though. We'll have to be careful over the summer but it'll be worth it.
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Dark-sided!
I'm into men, not boys.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
And wtf does "one driection" mean anyway?? I know they aren't referring to EXIT ONLY :P
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
You have a wool winter hat on. On a boat. In the water. You fucking tool.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:39pm.
I'm a rocker chick.
Me too. Come to think of it there is NO rock music out right now.
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*cranks up FIVEFINGERDEATHPUNCH*
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
anno - BH and I are taking the kids to the mid-State fair in July (Paso Robles) so they can see BRT.
*cleans out flask*
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:39pm.
I'm a rocker chick.
Me too. Come to think of it there is NO rock music out right now.
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I don't bother, I'm working my way through The Clash's London Calling right now, not technically rock but they sure did rock.
lolol anno, BTR are all bubble gummy (duh) but they beat the crap out of this band and their hair is slightly less stupid. Sadly, I know every word to Boyfriend and If I Ruled the World.
*puts kids sweetly to bed, then blasts gansta rap on my headphones while watching pron*
I never thought that I'd see the day that I was too old to read Dlisted...at this rate, I have a foot out the door...who are this twinks? Actually, I don't really care who they are...can't we have a minimium age of people that make it on here? Do I sound like an old grumbling granny now? Damn you Michael K!
snowphat:
http://youtu.be/gdmHHoI9beM
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:39pm.
I'm a rocker chick.
Me too. Come to think of it there is NO rock music out right now.
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There isn't much at all, but there's some. I dig The Black Keys, Foo Fighters, Wilco, and The Chilis. I like what I've heard from the new Jane's Addiction.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Even when I was a teen I was attracted to men and not boys. They were awful on SNL but if I had to hit one it would be the one with Bruno Mars hair
Who the fuck are these children?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:20pm.
This might be the first big boy band group where ALL the members are gay and homosexual-like
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That's kinda the way I see ALL boy bands.
You can't be a band if no one plays an instrument can you?
I have no time for this kind of marketing fuckery
snowy - "Hazard" is my favorite Richard Marx song.
lol M.E. you feel me!!! Ditto all of those. But I'd rather hear that and Spongebob than watch them shakin their thang to Sexy And I Know It or some Rhianna whip me beat me crap.
@ Sweetas - my youngest niece loves Big Time Rush - told my on Easter that she's going to the concert in July. NEVER HEARD OF THEM *adjusts hearing aid*