The Zac Efron Butt Party Is Over
Even Zac Efron has "Zac Efron's naked ass cheeks" on his Google Alerts, because three seconds after his Hostess bottom cakes went viral, the most beautiful man princess in the land closed the terry cloth curtain and is not about to give us an encore. Now Zac Efron can prance around with his twinkly b-hole out without having to worry about paps with zoom lenses taking his picture for all us disgusting, moral-less piece of trash pervs to see. HOW SELFISH OF HIM! Oh well, at least we'll always have (NSFW) this Photoshopped picture of Zac Efron wearing Not Zac Efron's dick.