Crazy Ass Courtney Love Accuses Dave Grohl Of Trying To Get With Frances Bean
When you mix Twitter, no shame and Xanax powder cut with roach poison, you get the mess of words that Courtney Love spewed onto the Internet last night. Courtney and Dave Grohl have been scrappin' ever since Kurt Cobain died and she's long accused him of stealing her money, and last night she accused him of trying to hump on 19-year-old Frances Bean. Just when you think Courtney can't possibly out-crazy herself, the crazy bitch does it and then some. Do they make straitjacket covers for laptops, because if they do, Courtney's laptop needs one.
Tweeting under the name @Cbabymichelle, Courtney told her followers that she heard from a driver who drove Frances Bean and Dave Grohl to his house that he was all over her in the back of the car. Courtney then goes on and on and on, and reading her Tweets is like watching a hamster on meth repeatedly vomit while running on the wheel. Courtney protected her account, but Gawker got screen shots of the crazy and put it all in order so your brain doesn't completely melt while trying to make sense of this foolery:

Reliable source? Bitch, I'd hardly call the visions you see after smoking an Adderall pill out of your old crack pipe a "reliable source." Court is not only saying that Dave Grohl committed a WRONG by hitting on Kurt's daughter, but she's also saying that Dave is sexually obsessed with Kurt? Like since Dave Grohl can't rub his wet nipples all over Kurt, he's going to rub them all over Kurt's daughter? I throw myself onto Court's crazy train every time it pulls into my station, but bitch is going too far now. Especially when she said that Dave Grohl rode Kurt's coattails, when this insane ho burned her heels off from riding Kurt's coattails waterski-style.
The best part is that the @davegrohl Courtney kept Tweeting is some Germany student. The second best part is that Courtney didn't even know she set herself up when she Tweeted: "him i am about to shoot, dead." That'll bring her Nirvana victim count to a grand total of two.


And you can not like Nirvana all you want, the biatch is off her rocker!
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
You people seriously think she's valid? Jesus.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Submitted by silvarga on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:41am.
What I want to know is: Who is the sycophant homosexual trying so desperately to insert himself into the drama? Ok, not so much WHO is he, so much as **WHY** is he? He reminds me of Perez Hilton circa 2005. When you havgay e to follow 10 paces behind Osama Lufti, licking up crumbs off of the scraps off of F-list Courtney Love, you're really just scraping baggies at that point and should maybe re-evaluate your life choices.
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HAHAHA! i know her little friend with his two cents.. and,who the fuck if pat smear is her oldest friend. bitch, is he over at your house? you have no friend's. if you did. you wouldnt behave like such a fucking asshole. well, actually with those ppl as her friends. she would. famous ppl dont give a shit about anything but fame.
Dear Courtney - stop it, you're making our food taste weird.
I'm going to guess that they meant the New Kids on The Block instead of Backstreet Boys.
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Submitted by AvaQAdore on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 7:27am.
"However, although Foo Fighters rule, I can't agree with those of you who say Nirvana is overrated. You can't downplay the power of hearing Smells Like Team Spirit for the first time in 1991, after years of getting used to "hits" from Poison and Backsteet Boys."
Ummmmm...... replace Backstreet Boys with Guns N Roses and you have a point. The BBoys weren't in the charts until after Kurt died. I guess the 90's is a big ol' blur for some folks.
courtney killed kurt and her friend from Hole too right after he died.she's a fucking bitch. when is someone going to actually go off on her publically. it would be awesome. she always get away with just being crazy. but, courtney love is always talking mad shit to people, about people. she is a 2 faced bitch. they are the worst kind. when is someone going to kick her ass,paris hilton's ass,and tila tequila's ass. kat williams voice-go head ill wait!
Notice how in her rant, she threatens to shoot Grohl with a gun which is exactly how Kurt Cobain died.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 9:21pm.
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Music, like art is subjective, Deb. My personal taste like I told bonghits is, I personally DO NOT like Nirvana. I am entitled to my own taste in music.
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Absolutely, boredasfuckyo. I don't recall saying that you weren't. But this is a place where ideas are discussed. I (as I am entitled to do) disagreed. I even offered that Nirvana probably got more respect and iconic status due to Kurt's death.
I am certainly not stating that my opinions are the Gospel. I am just stating my opinions, too.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I always see Courtney hanging out on the street and I say "HEY BITCH LEMME BABYSIT FOR YOU" and she says "ONLY IF YOU BABYSIT FOR ME" then we share a needle and have sex (with whoever) and forget that our kids need someone to watch them.
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
“I hated Courtney Love SO much…that…it…it…flame – flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heaving… breath…heaving breaths. Heaving breath.”
Wonder when the real truth about Courtney Love will come out that she is a somewhat functioning biopolar who is probably in a delusional state right now.
My brother is flipping out in Texas after he swears he sees his ex-FIL coming after him in a black car or that the Men in Black are after him. Yeah its sad really.
I'm sure her daughter has begged her to seek medical treatment and I'm sure she doesn't want to take the meds. I can understand why she wants nothing to do with her.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Um I can see an older dude going for a barely legal girl, but not a girl he knew from her time of birth.
Crazy bitches be crazy... such a shame. I'd love to have a witty comment to offer here, but Courtney's history speaks for itself. The girl is out of her mind. But then again, her music is too.
It speaks for itself, it's messed up and uncoordinated and disturbing and lost and glorious. I can't hate her for what she worked to create.
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She's 'not mad at Francis', is funny because last we all heard that Francis took legal action to get this loon removed from her life. I don't think she'll be too bothered what her dear mother thinks.
I get the feeling Courtney is probably projecting all the fucked up things that happened in her youth onto her daughter in some psychotic episode.
Lol The 21 year old german student Dave Grohl must be like WTF???
Dave is so freaking hot, If girlfriend did climb on then good for her,,.Court is batshit.
What I want to know is: Who is the sycophant homosexual trying so desperately to insert himself into the drama? Ok, not so much WHO is he, so much as **WHY** is he? He reminds me of Perez Hilton circa 2005. When you have to follow 10 paces behind Osama Lufti, licking up crumbs off of the scraps off of F-list Courtney Love, you're really just scraping baggies at that point and should maybe re-evaluate your life choices.
Submitted by snowball on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 6:36pm.
Not only does Dave Grohl seem to be a happily married family guy, Bean just got engaged (to a guy who looks a lot like her dad).
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She's engaged? So one of two things happened - 1) most likely, Courtney is talking out her ass, making up stories about her daughter's sex life on the Internet, OR 2) if it is true, Frances Bean's mom just reported her running around to everyone on the Internet.
Either way, I know someone who's not getting flowers next month.
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Way to mourn the anniversary of your husband's death, you drug-addled bitch. Dave Grohl upsets her bc he is the real deal - not in it for fame, or groupies, or drugs, or celebrity - he is a musician's musician and doesn't give a fuck what the poseurs that purport to be today's musical acts think.
I think it's the fact he dismisses her as irrelevant, and always has, that continually fuels her anger. Bc deep down, she knows he is right.
However, although Foo Fighters rule, I can't agree with those of you who say Nirvana is overrated. You can't downplay the power of hearing Smells Like Team Spirit for the first time in 1991, after years of getting used to "hits" from Poison and Backsteet Boys. For people of a certain age, Nirvana was our Elvis. If you weren't at the right age at the right time, you may not appreciate the force of the impact - but no doubt, they made their mark on musical history.
Sorry, but when you have the delicate, pre-Raphelite beauty of Courtney Love, you really can get away with anything.
And she wonders why her daughter won't have anything to do with her.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Funny how she accuses this guy of riding Kurt's coattails when that is the exact same thing she was doing.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 9:21pm.
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Music, like art is subjective, Deb. My personal taste like I told bonghits is, I personally DO NOT like Nirvana. I am entitled to my own taste in music.
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Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 7:26pm.
i think the foo fighters are fucking boring - i'll take mediocre nirvana any day. kurt had good taste and that's why he copied pixies.
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Well bonghits, it wasn't really one of those up for discussion type deals where I asked for opinions. I was stating my opinion, that I think The Foo Fighters surpass Nirvana in talent, not to mention the only Nirvana songs I was interested in besides heart shaped box was the bowie songs they covered, they are highly over-rated in my opinion compared to bands like Soundgarden, Alice in Chains and Pearl Jam, whom shouldn't even be spoken in the same genre much less vain of talent...once again let me reiteriate MY OPINION, not a debate topic. If you think otherwise, you are more than free to think so, I didn't think I was putting out that vibe, so let me just clear it up.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
gross gross gross
Dave Grohl is an awesome guy and a talented musician. I'm certain he's learned over the years to ignore the CL tirades. But Frances Bean is forever the daughter of this nutcase and she has my deepest sympathy.
Dave Grohl never took any of this crazy bitch/attention whore's shit and that just rankles the fuck out of her. She's an unfit mother, delusional, pathetic and disgusting.
This is just like my "Mother" with borderline personality disorder who resents my healthy relationships with anyone, but especially men. This would include my brothers. Relationships that she is actively trying to sabotage....luckily everyone is on to her fucked up games.
I am sure Frances is so used to this. I do not have much time for Dave Grohl, but this is a bunch of bologna I'm sure of it.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 7:26pm.
I still say to THIS day that Nirvana is overrated as a band
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Agreed.
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Highly disagree! I will give you that having a tragic death of your young and beautiful lead singer; the band almost automatically gains iconic status, (see: the Doors, AC/DC, Sublime, Lynard Skynard, and more). It's the same with solo artisits who died ahead of their times.
But at least you recognize that the Foo Fighters kick ass! Cheers! And somebody take the electronic devices and land line phones away from Ms. Love. Thanks.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 4:35pm.
I'll skip class, stay at the bar and blow the teacher for an A ;)
Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 4:07pm.
Wait, is Love proclaiming that Pat Smear is her oldest friend?
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Maybe she meant Pap Smear.
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HAHA! Good one. You know they have to throw Courtney's speculums into the "Hazardous Waste" bins after use.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:29pm.
What is her deal with him? She's always hated him, especially since he's a happy-go-lucky guy.
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Unlike Krist, who was a long time friend of Kurt's, Dave did not feel the need to pacify her in order to make things smoother for Kurt. I'm not saying Dave was an asshole to her, he just didn't go out of his way to play extra in the Courtney Live! show.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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What is her deal with him? She's always hated him, especially since he's a happy-go-lucky guy. I don't doubt he has a dark side, but he has way more better things and people to do than her. Move on, Court. You're on borrowed time.
Dave Grohl, you in danger girl.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 7:26pm.
i think the foo fighters are fucking boring - i'll take mediocre nirvana any day. kurt had good taste and that's why he copied pixies.
lol courtney and dave hate each other, they hated each other when kurt was still alive.
poor frances. luckily she has a lot of money for therapy.
Submitted by oh dave on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 5:40pm.
courtney is a raging narcissist - save your pity for frances. i can't imagine my mother having an internet tantrum and discussing my personal life on the internet. fuck that. i've been a fan of courtney's since i was eleven but as an adult, i have to face facts: she has severe issues, her solo album was awful, nobody's daughter wasn't very good and she can only make good music with eric, kristen, melissa and patty.
Submitted by Caramel on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 4:35pm.
before she was famous, courtney made a list of baby names she liked and violet was one of them, she wrote a song called violet and i guess dave named his daughter violet.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 7:26pm.
I still say to THIS day that Nirvana is overrated as a band
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Agreed.
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Winter is coming!
Who would ever believe that Dave tried to fuck Courtney?
History will show that this cunt is the biggest waste of gravity and oxygen on the surface of this planet.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Wait..... it's okay if her baby fucks whomever, but DAVID is gonna die?? Is she jealous?
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
How the fuck did Dave steal her fucking money? If anyone stole any money, it was that dope-headed cracked and dried scarecrow of crazy. Dave rode no one's fucking coat tails. That's the other fucking way around bitch. I still say to THIS day that Nirvana is overrated as a band, and the only thing they did was bring a watered down version of grunge to fucking mainsteam. The best thing that came out of Nirvana was Dave Grohl forming the Foo Fighters. Which is waaay better than fucking Nirvana. Pllllllllllllllllllllllease sue this bitch for slander and charges for threats....PLEAAAAAASE
I highly doubt he slept with Frances Bean.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
my friend tells me she brought courtney over to my apartment in s.f. in the mid eighties...but I don't remember much of the mid eighties...
so I have to take her word for it
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 4:35pm.
We need a Dlisted College night class on Courtney Love tweets. 3 credits for the classroom. 2 credits for the lab. The lab for this course would be held at your local bar. Because the only way to fully submerge yourself in this language is to be drinking.
That's the best idea I've heard in weeks!
OT: I don't buy this. It's the drugs talking through CLove's ass again.
so dave's fucked melissa auf der maur, lucky guy...
courtney must have some serious horizontal skills, she's been with alot of guys even though she's UGLY
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Not only does Dave Grohl seem to be a happily married family guy, Bean just got engaged (to a guy who looks a lot like her dad).
CL is one fucked up, delusional disaster who probably wants something from Bean or someone. She always pulls this shit when there's something she thinks she can get out of it.
I would be MORTIFIED if she were my mom writing this on Twitter... not to mention, attacking Grohl. What crazay beoatch!
LOL at the German student getting these tweets all day! It's wonder he didn't blow up her account by twitter-bombing her ass right back! hahaha
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Death threats? Sounds like a lawsuit. Bitch is fucking nuts.
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Just like Charlie Sheen, you sit back and let her be great.
What the hell do you do with a mess like Courtney Love?
Poor Frances Bean.
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@davegrohl could sue her but all he would get is a bunch of stuff she bought off etsy. If I was the real Dave Grohl though, I would look into getting Miss Love banned off the Internet 4 Life. Maybe someone did tell Courtney that, who knows... but I think Courtney Love is like Truman Capote in that a good story is better than what "really" happened. Or something. She shouldn't talk about shooting random people though. I have a hard time agreeing that it's cool, whatever alleged circumstances drover her, as a mother, to type such a thing.
She looked so horrible recently and now this, and I think it's really bad and someone should try to help her out. I don't know how that can happen because she would fire anyone that questioned her, but she seems to be an unhappy mess. I actually like her and am a fan and I don't think she killed anyone, obviously, and I don't know how great a mom she is, but I could see where maybe her daughter just wanted to be a legal adult, because Courtney would be really exhausting to discuss every decision with. Maybe it's about control of the money.
Anyway, I still think Courtney could make more good records and I hope she does. No one else is really as raw as she is at the level she got to anyway. She's friends with Stevie Nicks, for Goddess' sake, how do you know when you've made it? When you're texting with Stevie Nicks and it's not imaginary. So I try to ignore and disbelieve a lot of things written about her, and attribute some of the rest of it to crazy attention-whoring. I think she might admit to that.
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