Open Post: Hosted By Crystal Renn’s Clorox Brows

For reference, this is what the hair and brows of former plus-size turned alien model Crystal Renn looked like in February:

I’m completely conflicted about Crystal Renn taking her brows from ebony to the exact shade of my cousin’s mustache after she tried to lighten that shit with Sally Hansen bleach. On one hand, I sort of like that Crystal looks like one of the Children of the Damned competing in RuPaul’s Drag Race. On the other hand, every one of Crystal’s pictures makes my scalp itch. That mess looks like pain. It takes me back to the time my stupid 11-year-old self tried to go blond by soaking my hair in bleach. Yes, laundry bleach. It didn’t do anything to my hair, it irritated my scalp and I smelled like a cum shot for a week. Some things never change, I know.

Here’s more of Crystal with Zac Posen and Coco Rocha at a children’s charity gala in NYC last night.