Open Post: Hosted By Brad Pitt's Hottest Look
I didn't think Brad Pitt could ever top this picture, or this picture, or this picture, or this picture and he still hasn't, but this stunning portrait from his high school basketball days comes close. We know who was brushing his golden hair mane 100 times with a Helene Curtis brush in the locker room before every game. Brad's secret defense move was probably knocking his rivals' to the floor by flipping those luscious locks. Never mind that a Missouri public high school actually named their basketball team the "Rejects" (was the Fuck-Ups taken?) and never mind that Shiloh today can play a 14-year-old Brad Pitt in a biopic about the Rejects. The real story here is that Brad was obviously born to play the title role in The Curious Case of Ann Jillian.
And scoot a pixie dust skid mark over that picture because it is definitely Peter Pan Dude-approved!
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 6:24pm.
Come on, you gotta admit that is freaking CUTE. Not sexy, hell no, but fucking funny. The "rejects" shirt makes it all the more perfect.
He rooka rike a girl! A rerry rerry pretty girl!
Hey, don't call me racist.
I just found out that Finnish people are Asians!
/natch
ubmitted by Andrei on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 5:18pm.
I wonder where Angie Jo is. There haven't been any new posts on her bony ass lately.
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Well now, thank you! You just had to didn't ya I mean really...lmao that was easy enough:)
Please tell me 'REJECTS' is a photoshop job.
Come on, you gotta admit that is freaking CUTE. Not sexy, hell no, but fucking funny. The "rejects" shirt makes it all the more perfect.
So, obviously Angie is still keeping her lesbian love going. No wonder they are together so long.
Hola amigos! Como les va?
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 5:50pm.
Kitty, be glad that you didn't make it on the squad. Would you have preferred to be known as a Cheesecaker? Cheese Chiefer? Didn't think so! ;)
"Superstar".... Mary Katherine Gallagher ..haha!
I just put a quiche lorraine in the oven.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart: "Ha, a girl i went to school with had the exact haircut (in 8th Grade, mind you). We called her Prinz Eisenherz for a good two years after that..."
OMG, we had one of those, too! We didn't mess with her too much, I don't know why. She had glasses and looked like Velma from Scooby Doo.
@yucko
Not much. I was like, ohh...ok then, see ya round. Pretty awkward and disheartening since he seemed like a really cool guy...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I hope this wasn't the picture David Spade's grandma was looking at during that bit in Take the Hit. Tried to find the straight and to the point version, but can't. It starts at 3:00....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6vzs2nXwIE
Is it just me, or does he look like a young Victoria Jackson in the face?
Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 5:18pm.
I wonder where Angie Jo is. There haven't been any new posts on her bony ass lately.
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JINX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK.....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Kitty, be glad that you didn't make it on the squad. Would you have preferred to be known as a Cheesecaker? Cheese Chiefer? Didn't think so! ;)
Bjork, prethisamente! hehehe
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LOL @ Bjork You
@ Within Reason: I love art and I'm staying at the Gaudi Hotel. Familiar with Gaudi but not Calatrava. Thanks.
@ MissTexas: I've heard its a fun town with lots to do. I can't wait.
@ Queenie: Thank you so much. This helps a lot. Especially appreciate the suggestion for the bar. mmmmmmm mojitos!
Thanks
WithinReason and Event Horizon
This picture reminds me of the day I tried out for the Cheesequke Chiefs cheerleading team.. in the six grade..
my cartwheel sucked and I didn't make the team.
but I still got a tee shirt.
What a lovely shot of a young Toni Tennille.
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 5:15pm.
Meh..I guess nobody has gone to Barcelona.
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You mean "I gueth nobody hath gone to Barthelona."
Salma, Barcelona is known for its architecture and art. Do you like Antoni Gaudí? Santiago Calatrava? Look them up, AMAZING!! Shame it's only for a day...
HAHAHAHAH at everyone who had that haircut LOL... so did I ;( only a bit shorter! ;p
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 5:12pm.
...So suddenly, he looks to the corner of the room and looks at phone and hes like, my girlfriend is getting tired and wants me to take her home...nice meeting you, then he proceeds to leave with some chick! :/
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Wow. What's there to do after that?
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 5:13pm.
Me, too. Plus, Evil Digby acted like the barber was trying to exorcise him the last time that I took him to get his hair cut.
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LoL! That is the main reason why I do it myself, too. I actually haven't taken him in yet, but I'm sure my son would flip out if a stranger tried to cut his hair. I'm going to wait until he gets a little older. haha, I'm still laughing at the "exorcise" comment. So true!
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 5:02pm.
Anyone here been to Barcelona? I'm going to be staying there for one night and have no idea what to do there. I've looked at a few guidebooks but its rather overwhelming.
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I have, twice.
La Rambla - there's a bar near there called Bosc de las Fades - fucking awesome mojitos and the interior is way cool.
Sagrada Familia - the exterior depicting the Stations of the Cross is amazing, the interior, not so hot (it's been under construction for over 125 years)
Parc Guell - if you go to the very top, you'll see some amazing views of the city and the Mediterranean Sea
Definitely do the hop-on/hop-off bus tour.
I love Barcelona and hope to make it back there someday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_LRolH8Hzo
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I wonder where Angie Jo is. There haven't been any new posts on her bony ass lately.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 5:15pm.
My friend went last summer (I had a work project and couldn't) -- they had a blast. The only touristy thing I know they did was take a bus tour. Sorry I can't be of more help :(
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Meh..I guess nobody has gone to Barcelona.
Submitted by StillaVllyGrl on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 4:20pm.
*shakes fist at cheap ass mom who cut my hair instead of having a professional do it*
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Oh no! I'm that mom.
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Me, too. Plus, Evil Digby acted like the barber was trying to exorcise him the last time that I took him to get his hair cut.
She's adorable!
So i went out last weekend and i met this guy who reminded me so much of Tim Mcllrath (who just happens to be my dream man) and we start chatting and really hitting it off....just a nice, easy going, down to earth guy. So im talking to this guy most the night amd hes buying me beers and dancing with me and having a really good time. So suddenly, he looks to the corner of the room and looks at phone and hes like, my girlfriend is getting tired and wants me to take her home...nice meeting you, then he proceeds to leave with some chick! :/
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
heheh *POOOOOOOFT* punch that hehehheeee
kittymuffin, sounds like a great price! If it's in good condition, you got a deal! ;)
OnT: Brad Pitt reminds me of Ephron, except Zach, has better skin, I think. Prince Valiant makes a very pretty girl! Lollollol on the other pics MK, that last one says backup dancer for Wham!
And who names a team Rejects?
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 4:58pm.
I'm bored. This OP needs to get a lot more exciting. Please.
*drops pants*
*jiggles memaw titties*
THERE
Now for something boring. My son is working at the Supafest (downunder eh) concert this weekend. Chris Brown tha lady slapper...
*slips bag of cornstarch in son's backpack for dumping purposes*
LMAO at Whamo...*ssssh before your other lady friends catch you* ;)
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Whamo...it's ok. Do like Wayward Son tho.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Oh my garsh those bears on the 'caption this' post are so cute. I'm just posting that here, because it's not an actual caption.
Brad looks like a big dork. Whoopty doo. Now that I really look at him he looks a lot like someone I know. Strange.
And at the comments about daughters looking like dads -- isn't it odd how sometimes girls can look so much like their (ugly) dads and nevertheless be attractive?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 4:58pm.
I'm bored. This OP needs to get a lot more exciting. Please.
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*takes pants off*
Anyone here been to Barcelona? I'm going to be staying there for one night and have no idea what to do there. I've looked at a few guidebooks but its rather overwhelming.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 4:47pm.
I don't really like Rhinestone Cowboy other than the fact the Robert Redford played the part. lol. :p
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LOL, NP I don't mind it, I heard it so many times as a kid, it was the first one that popped into my head.
How about Southern Nights?
wow, now we know where shiloh gets her metrosexual ways from.
I laughed out loud when I saw that pic. Thanks, MK.
I'm bored. This OP needs to get a lot more exciting. Please.
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Holy shit balls, BP and I could've been identical twins...I looked just like that at that age. And then I grew up to be a 36 year old woman...don't know who to feel sorrier for...him or me.
So purrrrdy! Sandusky would teach that boy about prepuce hygeine, yes he would.
Oh I only just noticed the REJECTS on his top. There's a joke in there somewhere; unfortunately I'm not funny enough to pick up on it.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 4:21pm.
My daughter not only looks like me, she acts just fuckin like me too. She will be 17 tomorrow and told her mom she wants to go to Hooter's for her birthday dinner LOL
Hahaha, that's actually adorable! ♥ I'd be too shy to go to Hooter's even though I'd love to; but we don't have it in this country. D:
well now we know why Shiloh has gender issues - Brad looks like a gurly-boy who hasn't quite decided what team he should tell the doctor to turn him into...
Ha, a girl i went to school with had the exact haircut (in 8th Grade, mind you). We called her Prinz Eisenherz for a good two years after that...
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 4:21pm.
Lil G is your mini-me....SO funny. I love how she is planning to attend the bar party. LOL.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
I don't really like Rhinestone Cowboy other than the fact the Robert Redford played the part. lol. :p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 4:40pm.
Whamo...I love that song. Don't forget about Galveston!
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and Rhinestone Cowboy:)
That arm vein (first link pic) must've been absorbed by Angie's forehead and arms when she sucked the life out of him.