Zac Efron Is A Master At Unleashing Your Chichis
While promoting The Lucky One in Australia, Zac Efron was asked by radio hosts Mel & Matty (Side whisper: The boy one looks like an SNL cast member playing Zac Efron in a skit) to demonstrate his impressive one-handed bra removal trick. That's cute, but Zac doesn't ever have to strain his precious fingers by taking off a bra. Zac just has to raise his perfectly-manicured-at-an-exclusive-brow-salon-in-Beverly-Hills eyebrow and the clothes magically drop and the body magically contorts into the spreadeagle position.
But on a serious note...
Is this a strike against the gay rumors or does this tell us that Zac can snap off a jockstrap with the flick of a wrist? Whatever the case may be, this just made John Travolta's titties perk up like they're trying to get closer to Xenu.
via ONTD
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loopy, you are turning me on with those descriptions - but we should really move on to the ginge wrestler or someone other than this twink, no?! His cuteness only goes so far... heheh *muah* ☺☺☺
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
zac shouldn't shave and just let some hair grow, like jakey poo. the well groomed hair on his pecs in that prince of persia movie is hot.
and also zac showing off his unhooking a bra skill isnt that fucking impressive, i mean sure it is impressive for a straight guy (no offense) cuz straight guys can only do 1 thing at a time.
but gay guys like zac, they can sing, dance, put makeup on, lube their ass whilst slipping a condom on a guy, if they can do all that shit with their eyes closed, unhooking a bra is simple.
besides he had to learn how to do that, cuz in the past he had to help vanessa at a party when girlfriend ran over to him shrieking "zac help me out of this QUICK i gotta go over and fuck that random guy and then send me naked pics of my lady bush" and zac gotta unhook her bra real quick whilst:
- keeping eye contact with some hottie guy who just whispered something naughty in his ear
- pretend to be shocked at the naughty things being whispered in his ear
- holding 1 drink in his hand.
loopy, now what do you think about Zach's twist o'the hand move? Could you work with that? I'd have Wolf-Manjello show him a thing or two that would raise his eyebrows... and put some hair on his chest!
*thanks for downplaying my professional status, don't like to flaunt that* ;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:28am.
LOL i try to do the look thing with the eyes... but im not professional trained at it, so sometimes people think im having a seizure or something.
so i just stick to "lick lips and then bite bottom lip" gesture.
oh yeah jakey poo did that movie where he played some soldier guy, and he did a dance in the nude where he only wore a sock around his jakey Jnr.
anyway zac is currently in our land of down under promoting his movie about a cosmetic prince who goes to fight a war, to test out a new mineral foundation that wont smudge when you sweat or firing your AK47 and the new Covergirl lash blast blash lash curler which give your lashes 8x the volume and wont smudge either.
Hehehehe Loopy, It's all in the look, not only the lip and bite, right?
You're cracking me up with the swimmer, you can't blame him, that water was cold! But Zachy is def "growing" into his looks. As I said before, I'd have photoshopped bigger. Jussayin' since that bod is hott.
Yeah, he could convince as the Clinique warrior but he's still a twinkie. Give him a couple more years... mmm and did I miss Jackey's csock?! Need to look this up! ;]
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 2:49pm.
LMAO Loopy, but where's the bulge, I see no bulge! *licks lips seductively* knocks you out of the way hahahaha;P
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hmmm i agree, i just looked at afew pics of zac in tight tight clothes and no bulge.
and as you know, my eyes are drawn to bulges. ZOING! and usually its followed by up a "lick of the lips, slightly bite my bottom lip" gesture as i ponder what i can do with it.
but thats fine, zac could be a grower, i used to date a swimmer who wore the speedos all the time and there wasnt much of a bump... until he "warmed" up and it was big, i couldnt even get half of it lol enough info
as for zac, i saw the trailers for that movie and zac playing a 3-time iraq war vet just isnt convincing.
if he was playing a guy caught in the middle of a war between using the latest natural water based foundations or the minerals powder foundations with vitamin E, then i would believe him.
zac should have followed in the footsteps of jakey poo gylenhaal and did that nudie dance with a sock around his cock.
if they did that nudie scene, the cinemas would be very very misty and humid...
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 7:33pm.
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I was surprised that I liked 13 Going on 30 too. It has silly elements but it had some nice moments. And, yes, Mark Ruffalo is good in it. I can't watch movies like 27 Dresses and Bride Wars etc. though.
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Zac's gay rumors are like the Bullwinkle moose rumors.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 7:31pm.
Awwwwwww, I love 13 Going on 30. Mark Ruffalo? Come on!
*shameface*
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Submitted by M.E.: "I've never seen 17 Again or 27 Dresses.
*sits on loser bleachers*"
M.E., get your butt over to the "people with a lick of sense bleachers" with me! Actually, I TRIED to watch "27 Dresses" but it was too ridiculous.
Which reminds me of the time my SILs were saying they watched "13 Going on 30" and some other lame movie on an airplane trip. I was all "Oh, were you flying TeenybopperAir?" and they got all quiet and one of the SILs said "No, we CHOSE those movies" and I went beet red. AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Yeah, I'm a FILM snob. Wanna make something of it?)
I think Zac is bi. If a bi person says "I'm not gay" that's technically true. And there's a lot of bi people, just that many straights and gays kind of refuse to acknowledge them as a food group or have a problem with it.
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Submitted by sonne on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 4:01pm.
Ah, that's so kind of you. How's about I kick him instead while you punch him.
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can i join in? i'll fart on his face (though i suspect he may enjoy that)
Ah, that's so kind of you. How's about I kick him instead while you punch him.
I normally like australian guys, too. :( He's ruining my generalization of hot aussies.
Submitted by sonne on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 3:42pm.
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I'll let you go first...there's plenty of his fug face to go around!
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 2:55pm.
That Matty guy is extremely punchable.
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Want to do a coin toss to see who of us goes first?
So very punchable!!!
That Matty guy is extremely punchable.
I can't with this dude.
Not hot. He does seem nice though and maybe like he'd be fun to shop with.
LMAO Loopy, but where's the bulge, I see no bulge! *licks lips seductively* knocks you out of the way hahahaha;P
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Or maybe he's a stylist in his free time. Gotta help the ladies out of their braziers. He needs to start dating non famous chicks, that'll make him seem straight. Dating famous chicks only makes it look like he needs a beard.
he is so hot. and now i'm in my office sitting here all hot and bothered after watching that video. ughhh
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What a twink.
I watched a couple seconds and those interviewers are total tools. Who is the woman sitting next to Zachy?
Oxygen, I am sure you are not an angry motherfucker in denial of his behavior and hating himself for liking to fuck guys....or are you? :)
(I encouraged him to be with men if that is what makes him happy)
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Hoff - I am not talented enough to tie a cherry stem into a knot wiff mah tongue. I've injured myself trying.
yeah but you should see zac's other amazing skills, he can slip a condom on a guy whilst lubing his ass at the same time.
yeah thats right bitches, hands down, zac wins.
anyway id hit it, yep, flip flop, anything he wants. im into.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 2:00pm.
yeah get back to me when you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue.
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I had a psycho ex bf 10 years ago who could do that. :)
but he was PSYCHO.
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*questions whether I'm a PSYCHO for knowing how but perfecting the talent...regularly...and giving myself big points for non-formaldehyde stems*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 2:02pm.
well, we can't all be perfect.... LOL!
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Mhhmmm, he can get it. Its amazing how his looks have matured since that Disney musical thingie. Also, is it bad that I can't unhook my own bra one handed?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 2:00pm.
yeah get back to me when you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue.
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I had a psycho ex bf 10 years ago who could do that. :)
but he was PSYCHO.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:57pm.
the movie looks sooo stupid, in other words, all you Mom Jeans wearing Dlisters will be rushing out to see it and crying into your Efron tshirts
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Correction needed: NYDJ* is what I'll be wearing and crying into my Troy Bolton Owns My Heart t-shirt.
*Not Your Daughter's Jeans
yeah get back to me when you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue.
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He was credible as a straighty-pants in "17 Again." He's a good looking young tool who is having to sell his talent via his looks and yes, machismo (even though he's still an infant). I don't think he's into jock straps...yet.
the movie looks sooo stupid, in other words, all you Mom Jeans wearing Dlisters will be rushing out to see it and crying into your Efron tshirts
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
@not impressed...they do! LOL.
His hair looks wigish.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
This proves he's straight. Case closed. No one would lie to Mel & Matty just to promote a rom-com. In that regard, if he can convince moviegoers that he's a three-tour Iraq vet, the Oscar-voting is already over.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
(sigh), Zac and Bieber work so hard trying to convince people they really are manly and full of machismo, ha! It just ain't gonna work girls.
Xoxo jack :)
I liked 27 Dresses.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:16pm.
I first use my ninja focus to slow down my heart rate... then, and only THEN, do I break out the force of a jedi master.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:31pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ♥♥♥♥
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Oh wow he can unsnap a bra. Can he also fit the little red block into the little square hole and tie his shoes? Fucking tool.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I find Justin Bieber fathering a baby more believable than Zac releasing the chichis.
If you haven't seen 27 Dresses, you haven't lived!
I would freakin die if I were as gay as you guys.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:15pm.
27 Dresses is not a good movie. The only redeeming quality is James Marsden...who is talented and hot.
17 Again while the 50th remake of this story actually is pretty cute and Efron was funny in it. It has a good cast though. Leslie Mann, Chandler from Friends, the guy from SUper Troopers, Jan from the office, the funny blonde chick from Mad TV. Haha...I know no one's name.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:16pm.
I first use my ninja focus to slow down my heart rate... then, and only THEN, do I break out the force of a jedi master.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Pinch? yeah pinch... Pinch? yeah sistah pinch! *Snap* LMAO
I'm impressed with Zac, he totally gets away with a lot with his baby face. Yes, I would! Being speculated about, is win-win for him, so FUEL THOSE STORIES!
... that's some talent makin' your clothes magically drop and getting spread-eagled... MK! ;D
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:15pm.
I've never seen 17 Again
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It's actually a pretty good movie... it's got CHAN-LUH BING in it...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 12:49pm.
I wish I could do that... :(
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I'm sure you're being modest Jacko, I figure you'd be able to pop bras off with some sort of mental telepathy, you just give her "the look" and BAM baby them puppies are free to roam!
I've never seen 17 Again or 27 Dresses.
*sits on loser bleachers*
Hmmm, I dunno, I'm not buying the straight thing with this guy at all. Nothing personal against him, though. He's most likely worfed down a plethora of Krispy Kremes in the back seats of BMW's and locked bathrooms.