Angie Is Wearing An Engagement Ring Now, So Says Some Jewelry Designer (UPDATE: Yeah, They're Engaged)
It's been exactly six long minutes since the last "Brangie's getting hitched" rumor, so THANK MADDOX that The Hollywood Reporter ended that dry spell by giving us a new one. Robert Procop, who worked with Angie Jolie on her The Style of Jolie (barf) jewelry line, says that she's wearing an engagement ring designed by him and Brad Pitt. Angie wore a huge ass diamond on her left vein claw while walking through LACMA's Chinese Galleries collection with Pax and an unidentified freeway underpass hobo, and Robert says that is the ring every Brangeloonie is going to try to recreate using foil from the mental hospital's kitchen pantry. Robert confirmed that it is an engagement ring and explained it like this:
"Brad had a specific vision for this ring, which he realized over a yearlong collaboration. He wanted every aspect of it to be perfect, so I was able to locate a diamond of the finest quality and cut it to an exact custom size and shape to suit Angelina's hand. Brad was always heavily involved, overseeing every aspect of the creative design evolution. The side diamonds are specially cut to encircle her finger. Each diamond is of the highest gem quality."
Highest gem quality? That confirms Angie's ring is made from one of her own kidney stones.
If this is actually true, then say goodbye to your loved ones, because it's only a matter of time before we all combust from the high-pitched screams of the Brangeloonies after Brad and Angie quit each other. They've already jinxed their holy union by agreeing to do another movie together and now they're really jinxing their asses by getting engaged. Stick a fork (the one that Angie isn't using to eat) in Brangelina. Those bitches are done. I mean, marriage is the number one cause of divorce. I swear that sounded a lot smarter in my head.
UPDATE: Brad Pitt's rep just confirms to People that he was telling lies when he said the first time that they wouldn't get married until I can marry Anderson Cooper in every state. How can we ever trust Brad Pitt again?!
"Yes, it's confirmed. It is a promise for the future and their kids are very happy. There’s no date set at this time."
And Jennifer Aniston will drug Justin Theroux and drag him to the nearest 24-hour chapel in 3..2..
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THis was Brad's way of pacifying his children. They asked him to get mommy a ring ... so he did. He recently gave an interview and spoke about the kids wanting him to buy her a ring. SO there it is. THat's the reason for this gay ass engagement. Threw a ring on it to shut the kids up. The end.
I wouldn't know the state of their relationship - maybe they're tight...who knows? But this "engagement" makes them appear attention-whorish and desperate.
ITA it's a ridiculous "stage" (pun intended) for them to be going thru now.
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I read quotes elsewhere suggesting that they're marrying because that's what their kids want. (They needed a solid reason to overcome their "not till the gays can" stance.) Apart from the wisdom of having a bunch of kids before marrying, what responsible adults let their little kids dictate anything they do?
I bet what the kids really said was, "We're tired of all the stupid airports, mommy. And what's wrong with daddy's hair? His skin is sticking out."
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Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 8:11pm.
I don't understand the whole "Engagement" thing. She's in her mid thirties - he's in his forties - they already have six kids - just go and get the fuck married. They just want people wondering when they are going to get hitched.
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Exactly. If they weren't famous and were just Angie and Stoner from around the corner, everyone would be laughing at an engagement announcement from a couple their age and with so many kids already.
I wonder where they're going to register?
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I think Zahara looks like Wanda Sykes. Who I think is hysterically funny and attractive because of her personality, but not beautiful.
*stands in front of Hekki with fire extinguisher*
I'm going there, too. Sorry, but she is NOT beautiful.
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Holy shit that's Brad in the pix. Omg I thought that was Billy Ray Cirrus. Holy shit. Wtf happened.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake: "I read that Zahara wants to be a model. Sorry but the only thing that kid could model is collars and leashes. She is one fug child.
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THANK YOU! I have thought that for a long time, and wondered when people were screaming over her BEAUTY, who they were talking about, because I don't see it/
YES, Dog and I went there."
Ooooh, can I go there, too?
Frankly (yes, I'm going THERE), I think people say that out of white guilt.
*stands bravely against the flames*
I love celeb gossip but this shit here is boring!! Just fucking get married publicity whores. Uuurrrgghh Who the fuck can get excited after 7 yrs and 6 kids. It's like no shit Sherlock. Plse don't drag this shit out. The kids with their nannies and bodyguards will take up the first 6 rows at the wedding... And the design of the ring, from what I see, isn't that impressive. It's standard looking.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:00pm.
Stupid question but it's driving me batty. Does anyone remember the commenter that had a picture of Brad for har ?. I can't remember her name.
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Maybe Bradiful bitch? I miss her. One of the funniest comments I ever read was left by Bradiful.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:11pm.
She claims to be part Native Canadian (I'm not sure if in Canada they're called Indians or Natives)
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Stupid question but it's driving me batty. Does anyone remember the commenter that had a picture of Brad for har ?. I can't remember her name.
I just read Shania's autobiography so I know all the poop. She didn't really know her biological Dad growing up but her Mom did remarry and he was First Nations. Shania's Mom was an alcoholic and suffered from severe depression. Her stepdad was also a drinker and liked to beat on Mom. He also made advances at Shania. She started singing in dive bars since she was a wee girl and Mom was like a Canadian White Oprah. The parents got killed in an auto accident and so Shania had to step it up and started singing at some Lodge to feed the half-brothers and sister. Anyway, the book was fucking depressing.
Shania Twain (real name Eileen) doesn't have a step father. both of her parents were killed in a car accident when she was young. She started singing to take care of her younger siblings.
*edit: I'm wrong, she did have a stepdad but her bio dad was part native as well.
She has old lady hands in that picture. I think both of them realize that they aren't getting any younger. If they want to look half-way decent on their wedding day then they should do it now.
Side note: At first I thought about how long they had been together and then I remembered that I met my boyfriend less than a year after the Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie came out. It just seems like they have been together a lot longer since they have half a dozen kids. And let me tell you what, those kids sure have aged them.
Another side note: Without the kids I think they would have broken up a long time ago.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:19pm.
To be honest, people who fawn over celebrity children creep me out PERIOD!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:09pm.
LOL when people say "OMG, I know she's adopted BUT she looks soooooooo much like Angie it's unreal"
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Actually, people who spend a lot of time together tend to mimic each other's movements, and often resemble each other.
I learned that watching Criminal Minds.
I think Zahara is pretty, but all the people fawning over her both annoy the hell out of me and creep me out. She's 7, FFS. Stop it. And stop reporting on her. It might drive Brangelina insane, but at least give her the chance of being normal. At that age I wanted to live on Mars, be Prime Minister, model, play a sport (any sport) professionally...Wanting to be a model is just one thing, and people shouldn't take it seriously.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:11pm.
Good memory Dog, I had forgotten about that.
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Actually, so had I but that stupid song "That Don't Impress Me Much" was on the radio when I was reading your post and it clicked.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:11pm.
Good memory Dog, I had forgotten about that.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:09pm.
LOL when people say "OMG, I know she's adopted BUT she looks soooooooo much like Angie it's unreal"
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That reminds of Shania Twain. She claims to be part Native Canadian (I'm not sure if in Canada they're called Indians or Natives) yet it's her STEPFATHER who is Native. Her birth parents are white. A fact she conveniently overlooks in interviews.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 9:16pm.
I read that Zahara wants to be a model. Sorry but the only thing that kid could model is collars and leashes. She is one fug child.
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THANK YOU! I have thought that for a long time, and wondered when people were screaming over her BEAUTY, who they were talking about, because I don't see it/
YES, Dog and I went there. Normally I don't pick on kids, BUT the slobbering some people do over Zahara's beauty turned me into a monster!
LOL when people say "OMG, I know she's adopted BUT she looks soooooooo much like Angie it's unreal"
Why do people flip over these two? Yes, she's beautiful. Well, her head and hair are. The body needs a bit of something. Not to bring JA into everything, but if you stuck Angie's head on JA's body, you'd pretty much have perfection.
The second thing is she does good deeds. So do plenty of other celebs. I read about it all the time in InStyle. They just don't get nearly as much press as these two.
I scratch my head trying to figure out why the world is so captivated. It's never going to end, either. We'll go to our graves hearing the latest juice about them.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 8:37pm.
You think she'll have her right leg popped out during the whole ceremony?
Well, that would make her walk down the aisle a bit tricky...
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I read that Zahara wants to be a model. Sorry but the only thing that kid could model is collars and leashes. She is one fug child.
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Doing it for their kids, my ASS! Why do a bunch of very young kids who have no concept of the real world outside their own little goldfish bowl existence, give a shit about whether their parents are married or not? How is that going to change anything? It's not like their friends are teasing them about being bastards because I doubt they have any. Nothing but a publicity stunt.
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 6:17pm.
I hate Angie and Brad, not because the left JA j'alone and pretty much shit all over her, but the fact that they can't own responsiblity for NOTHING.
They want to get married because their kids want them to.
They don't get married because the same sex couples can't.
Angie wore that chicken leg dress because her stylist told her to.
Angie is skinny because the children of the world are hongray.
FUCKING GROW A SPINE AND MAKE DECISIONS YOUR OWN DAMN SELF!
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Also, I'm sick of people insulting Anniston. Make fun of her terrible films, and often cringe worthy PDAs, sure.
But being divorced and not having children does not, in and of itself, make her pathetic. Frankly, I'd take her "sad"/"pathetic"/"desperate" life.
Inasmuch as The Triangle actually exists, she's the only one who got out of it reasonably intact.
Submitted by Sweet Cinnibuns on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 8:23pm.
And the Brangeloonies dresses the statues of their patron saints in wedding clothes in anticipation of the blessed event. Amén.
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LOL seriously. I'm shuddering at what kind of wedding dress the Corpse Bride is going to choose to wear if the wedding ever actually happens. Obviously she doesn't get that bones aren't attractive, especially when they have huge veins snaking around them, so she's probably going to wear something revealing. ☆☆☆☆
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:November-rain-dress.jpg
You think she'll have her right leg popped out during the whole ceremony?
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 8:23pm.
And the Brangeloonies dresses the statues of their patron saints in wedding clothes in anticipation of the blessed event. Amén.
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LOL seriously. I'm shuddering at what kind of wedding dress the Corpse Bride is going to choose to wear if the wedding ever actually happens. Obviously she doesn't get that bones aren't attractive, especially when they have huge veins snaking around them, so she's probably going to wear something revealing.
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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 7:24pm.
BRAND-gelina never misses a fucking trick to make everything Jen does all about them.
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Wouldn't be surprised if they released a Whoregelina's pregnant/has cancer combo the day Jen gets married.
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And the Brangeloonies dressed the statues of their patron saints in wedding clothes in anticipation of the blessed event. Amén.
St. Skunk: It's time.
Brad: Yes, dear.
St. Skunk: Don't you even want to know what I'm referring to, Maggot?
Brad: Yes, dear.
St. Skunk: I've decided we're getting engaged. I'll decide later if we're getting married.
Brad: Yes, dear
St. Skunk: Buy me a ring, Worm. Here's what I want and you better do exactly as I say.
Brad: Yes, dear.
St. Skunk: Get me carrot. I haven't eaten since last Tuesday.
Brad (muttering): Where's the arsenic?
St. Skunk: I can't hear you, Butt Boy!
Brad: Yes, dear.
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I don't understand the whole "Engagement" thing. She's in her mid thirties - he's in his forties - they already have six kids - just go and get the fuck married. They just want people wondering when they are going to get hitched.
But, since they are engaged, that means someone should give her a shower - I'm thinking Ray J.
I rarely hear about JA as opposed to these two who are shoved in my face on a daily basis. She also "finally" has a man so how do the spinster jokes still apply?
Just got back from JustJared. Yeah, they're all frothing at the mouth. It was good for a few laughs, but they're actually pretty boring commenters. No wit, no humor.
DLISTERS ARE THE BEST COMMENTERS EVER. THEY'RE LIKE THE ROYALTY OF THE INTERNETZ!!! OMG, BLESS THE DLISTED COMMENTERS, THEY WERE MADE IN HEAVEN!!
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 6:25pm.
This made me honk with laughter. You're wrong, though. They're awaiting further instructions. They don't want to get the color wrong. They want to match Vivienne and Zahara's dresses. And Shiloh's tux
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You are probably right, Hekki! Hmmm, I wonder what color tux Mr. Shi will be wearing?
After thinking about this for few hours, I am only left with.... It will never happen, and what a snub to every gay man and woman. They are going to wait until "everyone" can marry legally! Ha!! And if someone tells me, "it is for the children", I will just have to say bullshit. It is ALL for publicity!
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf: "I don't think they'll actually ever get married."
Since he's been engaged four times (including Jolie for effect) and only married one... His track record's not too good.
Brad was always heavily involved, overseeing every aspect of the creative design evolution. The side diamonds are specially cut to encircle her finger.
TRANSLATION: Brad was heavily involved, making sure every aspect of the creative design evolution was exactly to the specifications St. Skunk decreed. The side diamonds are specifically cut so that when she fists him, it tickles the inside of his anus with equal parts pain and extreme pain.
Side note: I have no desire to look but JJ must be exploding with people screaming at the ocean over this news. TerriAnn, bless her heart, is probably in an oxygen tent as we speak.
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This is just my opinion:
I don't think Brandgelina time shit with Aniston in mind. I think it's a coincidence, if anything. They definitely have enough money to not care about Aniston's nuptials or her boyfriends. They're all movie stars... and their lives are just simply gonna seem either similar or opposite because stars simply get talked most about in regards to their private lives.
Basically, it's slippery slope thinking. Jennifer found happiness... oh, that means Jolie has to upstage her! Oh, Jennifer might get pregnant! Thus, Angelina will have triplets! Jennifer has a movie coming out! Angelina has TWO MOVIES in production!
I think MK bringing it up at all is just poking fun at the whole triangle. It's pretty much invented. I'd rather discuss Jolie and how annoying she is rather than inventing her to be some kind of schemer. She and Pitt are both dorks... let's leave it at that?
When I saw this news break, I was reminded of Charles and Camilla and how long they waited to get married.
Jeweler who did Angie's ring was CEO of the company who is the official Royal Family jewelers.
Brad and Angie really take this "Hollywood Royalty" crap seriously!
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The timing is quite strange, after so many years, why would they suddenly want to get married?
I'm wondering if they wanted to wait until Aniston seemed happy, so the media wouldn't create more drama over it.
If Jen has moved on, then I guess it won't be such a big deal.
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I think this is partially true. But I think they waited for Jen to be happy so they could upstage her happiness. Even Michael K couldn't help ending his article with a dig at how Aniston is now racing to the altar when she has probably been planning the trip down the alter for the last few months.
Now it will all be about how Jen is competing with them and a million "Race to the Altar" articles, not about how Jen finally found happiness. BRAND-gelina never misses a fucking trick to make everything Jen does all about them.
It sure is nice to come here, away from the crazies at JJ, People and some of the other sites.
I don't think they'll actually ever get married. He probably bought her the ring to keep the kids quiet since they were asking about it.
I would much rather have Jennifer Aniston's life, but it's going to suck for awhile because she's going to be asked to comment on this probably 10,000 times. What a bore it must be for her.
Look at the guy - he can't even wash his hair. As far as I'm concerned, it's JA who has the hot guy now. Brad looks like a bum.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 4:09pm.
you lose, Aniston, you lose.
ahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Yeah Jen's loss is Angelina's gain of an old, dried-out gay husband. Judging from his childhood picture yesterday, who would've thought that he would turn out so bad looking since he used to be such a pretty little girl.
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OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
THE MOST BEAUTUFUL COUPLE IN THE WORLD IS PUTTING A RING ON IT. A BLESSING! A BLESSING FROM THE HEAVENS.
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Uh, yeah, good luck with that one, you cunts. You lose um the way you got um.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 6:17pm.
Lol, yeah. Next it'll be, "We can't help that we're gorgeous. It was our parents' faults!"
They'd make good politicians.
Submitted by Dallas: "...I am certain the Loons over a JJ are losing their minds. In fact, I am positive that they have already bought their "Bridesmaid Dresses" online..."
This made me honk with laughter. You're wrong, though. They're awaiting further instructions. They don't want to get the color wrong. They want to match Vivienne and Zahara's dresses. And Shiloh's tux.
She's prolly sitting on her bed in her all pink frilly bedroom right now surrounded by all her foul smelling cats
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I hate Angie and Brad, not because the left JA j'alone and pretty much shit all over her, but the fact that they can't own responsiblity for NOTHING.
They want to get married because their kids want them to.
They don't get married because the same sex couples can't.
Angie wore that chicken leg dress because her stylist told her to.
Angie is skinny because the children of the world are hongray.
FUCKING GROW A SPINE AND MAKE DECISIONS YOUR OWN DAMN SELF!
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