Frances Bean Politely Tells Twitter To Shut Courtney Love Up
One time I was on the G train (short for the Godthistrainisnevercominganditwouldvebeenfastertogetarideonaparaplegicdonkey train) in Brooklyn and some crazy subway prophet kept ranting at the mouth about how all of our sinful souls will one day rot under Lucifer's foreskin. You know, the typical feel-good morning sermon you usually hear from crazies on the subway. In between him calling us heathen pieces of peen cheese, he incoherently sang some song and doing this made him sound like he was speaking pig latin in tongues. So basically, he sounded like Nicki Minaj. This mess went on for way too long. Sometimes, a subway rider can't control their nerves anymore and will shout at the crazy to shut their verbal diarrhea hole. That's never a good move, because fighting crazy with crazy makes the crazy crazier. That didn't happen, but something bizarre did happen. A woman wearing a sensible business suit got up, walked over to the subway prophet, put her hand on his shoulder and told him he can stop now, because we've all heard his message. It didn't work and he kept spewing the shit, but I slow clapped her on the inside for handling that shit in a classy way. Well, Frances Bean is that woman in a sensible business suit, because last night she calmly told Courtney Love to shut the fuck up.
Courtney Love went too far, even for Courtney Love, in one of her late-night Twitter rantings when she accused Dave Grohl of trying to sex on Kurt Cobain through Frances Bean's coochie. Dave Grohl already denied that mess, and last night Frances Bean released a statement where she said that Twitter needs to close and lock their doors to crazy ass Courtney:
"While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I'm in a monogamous relationship and very happy.Twitter should ban my mother."
"Biological mother." HA. If Courtney Love had any feeling left in her sedated face, she would've felt that swift and quick slap. But like the sensible business woman on the train, Frances Bean's reasonable statement is going to shut Courtney up. When the Twitter train pulls into the next stop, Courtney will get on and start rambling about how Dave Grohl's dick is a pendulum that is hypnotizing Frances Bean into hating her. #staybatshitcrazycourt
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I think she looks more like Cobain than Love.
biological mother? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
that should really put thing's into perspective for CL.i bet her mother told her so many fucked up thing's when she was loaded that it just put frances in a place of zero tolerance anymore from a crazy addict. im proud she is standing up for herself her. she fucking hates her mother...damn. wtf really went on. i bet this kid has been through HELL with her mother. EW!
Submitted by jackie on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:36am.
That chick really lucked out looks wise. It could have easily taken a wrong turn into ugly land.
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I was thinking the same thing--a little more jaw, a tad less prominent nose, and Bam! Taterhead.
She really is a pretty girl, though.
Submitted by JoJo on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:32am.
Oh you poor thing! I am so sorry to hear about this terrible year and a half. I'm sending prayers and hugs. I have no idea how I would cope in your situation. Your strength is inspiring.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
courtney love acts like a borderline.
And frances coffebeans looks like Tina Yothers. #familyties
Hey! I need something a little more than platonic!
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by JoJo on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:32am.
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Man that's very very sad JoJo, we're all wishing you much better fortunes in the future for sure.
A good hug goes a long way to help mend a heart and I'd give you one if I could:)
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That's nice of you, Wham.
(but it was, like, platonic, right?)
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Thank you everyone, for your wonderful thoughts. I've cried more today from all of your kindnesses than I have in a long time.
I'm sorry that I monopolized this post
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Jo Jo words fail completely. Ppl here are capable of hearing and listening and sending you love amid the thorns. Right ESE?
Actually Frances Bean looks better and different in her recent pics by Hedi Slimane: http://www.hedislimane.com/rockdiary/index.php?e=viewSpe&rockdiarySpeHom...
Maybe she's had some work done.
"Biological mother". That's cold.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:22am.
Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:17am.
Really? I think she is Kurt's spitting image! His face with hair but pretty.
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Go look up really, really old pictures of Cray-Cray Court from the Sugar Baby Doll/early Hole days (like late 80s-early 90s), before alllllllll her plastic surgery. FB is pretty much dead ringer for her w/ Kurt's eyes, at least IMO.
And I vote they would have divorced if Kurt was still alive, too.
I'm glad to see that FB seems pretty a-okay. With Hollyweird the way it is and how other kids of stars act, she seems on the right track. *thumbs up Kurt's Mom and Sister and maybe Drewand whoever else was/is a positive influence on this child*
So now she's legal, the twatter dribble from Court is going to have to deal with FB sex life? Stay strong, Bean.
"There's no rhyme or reason to how the suffering gets distributed."
Love coming across people who don't have that inane "Everything happens for a reason!" approach to life. Shiver. That perspective always freaked me out. No, everything doesn't happen for a reason. It really doesn't. I'm the luckiest mofo alive for no good goddamned reason.
Sarah Smile
HAHA I like this kid!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
I just saw the documentary "Kurt & Courtney", and if ANY of this is true, then Courtney is MORE than just a drug-addled witch - she may have conspired to MURDER Kurt - as he was preparing to ditch her ass. And even if this is all conspiracy-crap, she comes off as one of the most VILE creatures ever - manipulative, coarse, vulgar, and EVIL. i would not put anything past her - God help her kid!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:16am.
I'm pretty sure karma is supposed to be a spiritual concept rather than a physical one - you're supposed to become purer, get a better life next time around, and be closer to enlightenment, not necessarily that good shit will happen to you RIGHT NOW.
And hugs to JoJo.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
JoJo, I hope you have a strong support network. I hope everything works out for you.
The way I understand Karma is that putting good energy into the Universe means there is that much more good energy out there, therefore you are much more likely to encounter good energy than bad. Does that make sense? That's from what I've read.
It doesn't necessarily mean that you get back equally what you give, we all know this isn't true.
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Submitted by rovex on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 11:31am.
Listening to religious people arguing is like listening to geeks arguing about whether the Enterprise is more powerful than the Galactica. Who the fuck ca
Wow, a lot going on today.
Jojo, that's a lot of pain for one person. I hope things turn around for you, soon.
As for Frances Bean, I think if there was any real dirt on her, Courtney wouldn't have to resort to making up outrageous shit that no one would believe (ie - her hooking up with Dave Grohl in the back of a limo).
It can really go either way with messed-up parents. My MIL was/is a drug addict and alcoholic. My husband is the single most responsible, generous person I've ever known. His siblings range from hot mess to waste of oxygen, and I don't feel bad calling them that, because they treat my husband like dirt & used our wedding as an excuse to do some horrendous evil shit to my parents.
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JoJo: hang in there honey bunch. Things will get better. They always do, somehow.
awww damn JoJo just read your post..me thinks karma can also be translated to literally shit happens. End of story...shit just happens. The nicest people end up suffering the worse...this is a cruel world, with no predictableness at all when it comes to things like diseases, untimely deaths...sorry to rant. YOur post touched me, can't do much but say I can relate, I give you internet hugs...and truly love dlisted...people get real here, and minus all the rants and lunacy, their are some sweet, thoughtful, sensitive souls that gravitate to this site...moreso than any other. Be well, sweet JoJo!!
awww damn JoJo just read your post..me thinks karma can also be translated to literally shit happens. End of story...shit just happens. The nicest people end up suffering the worse...this is a cruel world, with no predictableness at all when it comes to things like diseases, untimely deaths...sorry to rant. YOur post touched me, can't do much but say I can relate, I give you internet hugs...and truly love dlisted...people get real here, and minus all the rants and lunacy, their are some sweet, thoughtful, sensitive souls that gravitate to this site...moreso than any other. Be well, sweet JoJo!!
Submitted by JoJo on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:32am.
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Man that's very very sad JoJo, we're all wishing you much better fortunes in the future for sure.
A good hug goes a long way to help mend a heart and I'd give you one if I could:)
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My family is such a big POS and they are still always preaching "blood is thicker than water," "family is forever," and all that bullcrap. Look, if you're not there for the people you claim to love, if you're not supportive and nurturing, if you can't even be happy for them when they have a good thing going for them, then you can fuck off whether you're family or not. I feel so bad for Frances but I'm glad she cut her toxic mother out of her life for the most part. I don't care what my family preaches, you're not family unless you act like it.
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 1:41pm.
A bit off topic: MK, WHY THE FUCK would you ever ride the G train?!? I haven't ridden it in years, it sucks so bad, slow, unreliable and doesn't go into the city! Only Brooklyn and Queens! Plus IIRC all the train stations are dark, decaying and nearly empty even during rush hour - fucking scary!
Some of us (me) live in Greenpoint because it's affordable and close to work (my office is in Brooklyn too). I pretty much only go into the city if I have to, and it's usually work related.
Re: the G train - hilarious!!:
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/g%20train%20pain.jpg
I feel so sorry for Frances Bean. That poor kid, with her dad gone and her mom foaming at the mouf.
A bit off topic: MK, WHY THE FUCK would you ever ride the G train?!? I haven't ridden it in years, it sucks so bad, slow, unreliable and doesn't go into the city! Only Brooklyn and Queens! Plus IIRC all the train stations are dark, decaying and nearly empty even during rush hour - fucking scary!
Just a couple of weeks ago some guy got pushed onto the tracks of the G train, no bueno.
Hekki, I'm just following the right people on twitter, interested in the world, more than themselves, and maybe that's why I'm not annoyed with it. Just off the top of my top of my head...give it a try with these people, and see what happens (sorry, if they're Chicago-centric): @robertloerzel, @tabgirl, @samarov, @whet
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:03am.
People say Frances Bean is a good egg, but she comes from two very mentally ill drug addicts, one of whom blew his head off, and was raised in awful circumstances. That's a lot to overcome. We really don't know a lot about FB other than she (rightfully) hates her mom. It's premature to say this girl is OK.
I have friends who grew up in really awful circumstances who are well adjusted, responsible, adults with happy relationships and good jobs. It took a lot to get them there. While I know that depression and addiction can run in the family, sometimes the will to not be your parents is enough to make sure you end up on the right path.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:28am.
Oh lord, the G train.....
I live by a G and an L, my situation sucks haha. I take the bus or ride a bike.
@ JoJo
That is more than anyone can take! Please take care of yourself and get plenty of help and support.
Big hugs.
JoJo I am so sorry for all this bad stuff, I hope it gets better for you. Keep reading, Dlisted helped me laugh in a very dark time in my life. I also recommend a book by Judy Collins (the folk singer) called Sanity and Grace. It is about the time in her life she coped with her son's suicide. I found it uplifting and very helpful for ways of dealing with a major life trauma.
Gonna look that up love j Collins thx
I feel sorry for Frances growing up with a mother who literally fried her brain with drugs. Hopefully Frances can continue to stay estranged from Courtney and not let her try to screw her up like she did to herself.
@JoJo:
Aw, honey.
That's all I got. I want to give you a hug through the internet, but I think that's more for my sake than yours.
JoJo, your post broke my heart. i have no words but sending you a virtual hug and wishing you well.
Frances seems to have grow into a level-headed young woman. Definite kudos to her.
mynameisstolen, it takes real courage to admit what you did. I say that because I have been there. There are no family members worth having around you if they are going to hurt you, regardless of who they are- mothers, fathers, cousins, whatever. And you seem to have kept that kind of abuse from repeating in the next generation, and you definitely deserve all the happiness in the world.
Jojo, so do you. I cannot imagine what you have gone through. :( hugs
JoJo
I'm so sorry and shocked at how much you have been through. I wish I could give you a hug.
How is your health now? How are you feeling? Where is YOUR support? I hope you have it. Come back after a good cry and we're here for you, even if it's a kind of anon and internet capacity. Doesn't matter, getting it out and getting support back can never be a bad thing.
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Thanks guys. I need to leave now, and have a good cry.
See ya later.
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Jojo, truly sorry to hear that. I think you must have been and are a good person to still be here. You are others' support as well, hope you can take some comfort and strength in that! Happy you are here, be well! ♥☼
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Jojo, there is a book called Why Bad Things Happen to Good People. It was written by a Rabbi whose son had that diseas that makes people age very prematurely. It helped me when I was going through some bad times of my own. I highly recommend it and I'm not even Jewish. I'm sorry for all the losses in your life.
@JoJo - HUGS girl, damn. That is a staggering amount to deal with. Glad you're here...if MK can't make you smile, no one can.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:10pm.
Yes, or worse. When you read CL's bio, you can *almost* feel sorry for her...
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:35am.
Isn't Courtney estranged from her own mother (by the mother's choice?)
Her hippie mom, Linda Carroll, emancipated her at 16
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She emancipated her? That's like a fancy way of saying she turfed her out of the house on her arse, right? ;)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:35am.
Isn't Courtney estranged from her own mother (by the mother's choice?)
Her hippie mom, Linda Carroll, emancipated her at 16. Her bio grandmom is the writer Paula Fox (herself a bit wacky), who gave up Linda for adoption. As they say on FB, it's complicated:
http://www.observer.com/2006/02/the-sins-of-the-mother-genetic-clues-to-...
Good for Frances. The more she distances herself from the craycray the better.
I don't know how the people at Twitter can sleep at night knowing they give this crazy bitch a platform to abuse her child.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
This kid is well adjusted despite her mother, her father, the spotlight, the money.
Kudos.
Submitted by JoJo on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 11:32am.
I struggled to read to the end of your list. I'm really sorry all that has happened to you. Take good care of your health ((hugs)) ♥
Thank you GG & Hekki. Dad and I lean on each other a lot.
This is a great place to come and genuinely laugh...and forget for a while.
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I may be a facedbook junkie, but I refuse to join twitter.
Everyone know CL hates DG because KC gave him the secret book, the one journal he kept with all the lyrics he wrote. That's why the first FF albums sound lyrically like Nirvana songs.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:38am.
My mother was an insane alcoholic abuser never should have had kids person. In my 20s I learned to pity her and it was okay for a long time. Now that I have kids of my own and realize how fucked up the fucked up shit she did was, "I mean how could you, my kids are so awesome, I could never, sort of thing."
If I never see her again for the rest of my life it would be too soon.
Sometimes your life is better off without them.
JoJo: holy moly, you must have reached your grief quota by now. I'm sorry for all you have been through!
There's no rhyme or reason to how the suffering gets distributed. At least you know you can come here for some good laughs. It helps a lot.
well, I have eight cousins, who had both of their parents die very young from alcohol and not a one of them is a drunk.
in fact, they're all doing very well, the majoroty of them attended college, and now they all have families, kids, etc.
sometimes seeing enough of the cray cray is better than any just say no champiagn can ever hope to be.
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