This Fug Ass Dress Will Haunt Us Forever
Just like Fishsticks Paltrow, Nicole Kidman, Falcor Rimes and Brooklyn Decker before her, Rumer Willis covered her tater dimples and sprouts with the most overworn dress since the legendary Slut Dress. Now that this shelf paper-looking dress has gone from Nicole Kidman all the way down to never-was Rumer Willis, can we throw it back into the sea where it belongs? No, that would be too easy. It's going to terrorize us for many years to come. It'll go from Rumer's body to the clearance rack at Barney's to Off 5th and eventually it will find itself crumpled up at the bottom of a last call box at TJ Maxx. Then you'll see your co-worker try to rock this shit with Chinese Laundry heels and a clutch from Claire's at the office holiday party in about 4 years. The horror will never end.
Tater wore this mess to the premiere of Paul McCartney's video for My Valentine at the Stella McCartney store in West Hollywood last night. Yes, we're having premiere parties for music videos now. If you need help getting lulled into a mid-afternoon coma, watch Paul's video which stars Natalie Portman and Lea DeLaria Johnny Depp. I'm guessing that watching Natalie Portman do sign language is only slightly less boring than watching paint dry on Natalie Portman.
And here's a few of the tricks and tramps who came out for that shit last night. In order: Tater Head, Pamela Anderson, Zooey Deschanel (who is still wearing toddler dresses from the 60s), Ginnifer Goodwin, Joan Jett, Miranda Kerr, Paul McCartney with his Nancy Shevell, Stella McCartney, Fishsticks (I am setting my closet on fire and reconsidering my life choices, because I wore the gay ho version of that outfit last night), the always acid trippy Linda Ramone, Gwen Stefani, Kristen Stewart, Reese Witherspoon and Jane Fonda.
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Rumer paid $5k to look like THAT!? God help us. Her tits be SAGGIN'. The fabric that makes up that dress didn't deserve to die in order to be draped across her vile, waste-of-carbon body. PLEASE let Joan rip her to shreds on Fashion Police this week!!!!!! I'm tired of ugly people breathing up MY oxygen.
WTF does this Rumer bitch think she is? Showing up in an F ing 5000. dress like SHE IS someone. Go F yourself mongoloid.
What in the shit upside-down Labyrinth meets the White Queen meets chin-implant phenomenon is this dress??!? Mfking, A.G.A.I.N, do they look in the damn mirror before leaving the house? The length, the pattern, the sheath - all wrong. Just stop, drop, roll and look in the mirror, folks. Damn.
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LOL Loopy, $10 challenge... give her a paper bag veil, throw in some twist ties in black, for her strappy sandals, wax her front and back... voilà!
I agree that Stella should hire a fierce up-and-comer to liven up the designs. What do you want to bet they sell out anyway?!
And AMEN to the friend who would let you go out naked before going out like that! A-MEN! ;P
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not a flattering look for ginnifer goodwin. that hair color is too dark and her face isn't strong enough to pull off short hair. she looks like a little boy.
hottest person in the room is joan jett...
sir paul looks like a woman...
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Also, Pam Anderson is covered up and her piece looks 'normal'. *gasp* Could it be that our little Pammy is finally growing up??
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Gwen S has that shrunken chicken neck thing that really gives some women's ages away.
Oh hell NO... they are now blatantly stealing from my community college assignments. I once had to do a class presentation in my ASL class with music and videotaping involved. I did choose a pretty amazing song to sign to. I ended up signing to Nina Simone "Don't let me be misunderstood"
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Hot damn but Rumer Willis' head looks like a crescent moon with a face on it, like in the kiddy books. How unfuckinfortunate.
Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 12:03am.
who? you can't spell her name? She's only been famous since 1995, and MK has it right in the post.
....and what's wrong with her neck? She looks fine.
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Poor Gwen Stephannie. Look at her neck. And those big moles. WTF is Rumer Willis doing there? She is the biggest A hole fool ever.
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Eeeeek, that boob! Put it away! She's got a face for radio.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:01pm.
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Johnny Depps signing is truly awful! I couldn't watch more thatn a few seconds of it and I am always willing to watch a whole video even if it sucks! Natalie's wasnt as bad. But either way, I found it to be ridiculous!
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Johnny signs like he speaks -- in mumbles. I thought Natalie was quite good in the video. Johnny looked like he couldn't give less of a shit until the guitar part.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 2:00pm.
alright if we can do it for $10, but that means we cant use woven brown potato sacks, you will have to settle for polyester blend.
yes Rumer got that ugly dress for free, because some dumb ho will see it and go to Barneys or Stella's store in the meat packing district and drop $5,525 so they too can look like a fuckwit.
my advice, save yourself $5,515, go to your fruit and vegetable grocer, ask if they have any potato sacks they are throwing away and pay them $10.
Anyway im gonna weight into this stella debate.
she has designed some cute numbers in the past, but they werent example original, i mean i saw these designs by others already, like short shorts, blouses etc.
but when it comes to "original" designed, stella is fucked, and has no idea. she is lucky her father is that turkey face extra chins paul mccartney, which is the only reason she is famous, and that she partied with kate moss, sadie frost and all the british coke whores.
without her father's connections, stella would just be another moon headed, plate face, turkey cheeks, untalented, coked up, fug bitch.
and that dress is an example of her talent. she should cut her losses, and hire some fierce gay guy to come design shit.
because LADIES, i tell you, A GAY MAN WOULD NOT LET YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING LIKE THAT!
amen.
KStew looks like she stumbled onto the set of the "Heathers" remake.
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That dress is so fuggers. Its sort of cute in theory, it has a nice print but it winds up ugly somehow.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:53pm.
love Gwen's outfit! She looks fab!
I also thought Gwen was the standout in this crowd.
Love me some Gwen. I hope she loves herself too as she ages in a fucked up industry.
Zoe Deschanel's top is so damn low it makes her boobs look like mini yams wrapped in a bow. Wtf's up with that?
I don't understand people's fascination with this dress. It's truly ugly. But Miranda is wearing the same one but shorter and in black. It looks so much better.
Johnny Depps signing is truly awful! I couldn't watch more thatn a few seconds of it and I am always willing to watch a whole video even if it sucks! Natalie's wasnt as bad. But either way, I found it to be ridiculous!
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love Gwen's outfit! She looks fab!
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Oh Gwen Stefani, my longest running girl crush. She is such a beauty and I absolutely love her style.
cripbabe: spill on Rossdale!! Please. Is there more besides the Marilyn affair?
Yes, Deb, UBF, she needs about 1 and 1/2 inches removed. I like the idea of cutting the head in half but in lieu of that I recommend having the football stadium sized bone chiseled off the chin and jaw.
Deschanel is sporting some serious upper lip shadow - wow.
Wasn't Rimes wearing a shorter version of this disaster recently?
Gwen looks lovely.
She needs to put focus on her eyes. Getting a (gross) nose ring only helps direct focus to the lower half of her face.
is it me or does poor Gwen Stefani look miserable? of course, if I were married to the douche she is, I imagine putting on a happy face would be pretty tough too...
Said it last night but it bears repeating. Stella McCartney is as ugly as her "designs". And if she wasn't Sir Paul's daughter, no one would give her "creations" a second look except to point and puke.
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Loopy, even worse Rhume got it for free so the rest of the public will think it's cool enough to buy, ARGH!
But your idea sounds good, if you can get the cost down to $10 you could beat this "design" flat. hehe
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loopygorilla hahaha!
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:35pm.
loopgorilla - you're right, the short version of the dress Rumer is wearing is $4,725 - and sold out on Stella McCartney's website. There are a lot of fug versions of it but there's one that is actually nice and can be yours for only $5,525!
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lol i was only guessing, i didnt think i would be right.
imagine dropping $5.5k for that woeful fking hideous dress. seriously rumer if you wanna look like that fucking ugly, come to see me, i charge only $40, because thats how much 2 bags of potato sacks (which we can peel and make home fries!!!), threads, needles, and titanium fabric cutting scissors cost.
and im sure once i glue some brand name on it, bitch you wear it and we charge dumb hoes $5k for it.
why would you wanna pay all that money to look fucking hideous ill never know.
there are people there who are multiple times Kristen Stewart's age and yet she is the WORST-looking after Rumer.
Submitted by Thamar on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 7:52am.
Stella Mc Cartney designer like Sophia Coppola director
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Everyone looks a mess at this premiere. I normally like Gennifer Goodwin but the fug dress + makeup combo isn't doing her any favors. I guess Fishsticks looks good, and I really hate myself for saying that.
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Good God she's disgusting with a nose ring and a Herp outbreak on her lower lip. Just stay home, bitch.
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That's the injection mark from her lip plumper.
Plus, the only reason Stella McCartney can call herself a designer is because of like "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" and "Yellow Submarine." Her clothes are awful and she and all her pretentious celebrity clients sucks.
Zoey D. has certainly jumped the shark.
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:09pm..
1)Saw her head in half........
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That's as far as a got before I started LMAO!
Poor Rumer, by the time you guys are done with her the village folks will be chasing her with torches and pitchforks.
Johnny Depp doesn't look as good as he does in the Dark Shadows trailer. Aaaaah, gotta love that "movie magic".
loopgorilla - you're right, the short version of the dress Rumer is wearing is $4,725 - and sold out on Stella McCartney's website. There are a lot of fug versions of it but there's one that is actually nice and can be yours for only $5,525!
Submitted by jsl48813 on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 2:30am.
as a deaf person who knows asl sing language i found the video offensive, not to mention the dress
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I am interested in this, I don't know sign language, could you explain what you mean?
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I love Gwen Stefani too, she is just looking a bit gaunt.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:09pm.
Where would you start with plastic Surgery on that girl? This is like a 5 year project.
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UBF, lol! Yo are reading my mind. Not that it's possible, but here goes:
1)Saw her head in half and remove a 1 1/2" ring of bone about where her nostrils are. Put her back together and her eyes won't be so far from her mouth.
2)Or you could carve out lower eye sockets and lower her eyes.
3) Shave off an inch of chin and jaw.
Basically, she has no choice but to become a good actress, (with hair, clothing, and glasses that de-emphasize her faults).
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