Crazy Ass Courtney Says Sorry To Frances Bean On Twatter

April 15, 2012 / Posted by:

Since Frances Bean’s iPhone has a Crazy Ass Bitch Blocker App and redirects all calls from Courtney Love to the nearest lunatic asylum, Courtney has to use Twitter to throw a sowwy at her own “biological” (copyright: Frances Bean Cobain) daughter. Courtney started this mess last week when she brain queefed up the gross rumor that Dave Grohl took his obsession with Kurt Cobain to SUCIO levels by screwing on Frances Bean. Frances Bean calmly responded by saying that somebody really needs to strap straitjacket gloves on Courtney’s hands and keep her away from Twitter. Well, Frances’ calm smack down must have temporarily knocked the crazy out of Courtney, because she went on her other Twitter account yesterday to apologize:

Mark yesterday as the first day in modern history that the bat litter box called Courtney’s head actually had a moment of clarity. I’d like to think that this will teach Courtney to never believe one of the voices in her head after she snorts a crushed homemade Adderall pill she made using a Lohan family recipe, but it won’t. Stay tuned for more fuckery from this crazy bitch.

via People

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