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Nicole Kidman's mannequin face on W Magazine is a mysterious tundra where you aren't sure if it sucked up all the Photoshop or all the Botox. - Popsugar

Could be worse. Could be FEZ. - Lainey Gossip

"Are you there, coke? It's me, Linday. Show yourself!" - The Superficial

Hillary Clinton parties in Colombia and I'm totally disappointed that she doesn't have a scrunchie around her wrist - Towleroad

Heidi Klum and others teach us how to get nekkid ass nekkid without showing shit - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Poke at me when there's a story about Prince Hot Ginge waving his gun around, if you know what I mean - Celebitchy

Nicolette Sheridan's face is looking as tight as her nalgas - Hollywood Tuna

Halle Berry is giving us leopard wearing a mourning veil realness - Popoholic

Are we sure Emma Watson's just not bird feeding her boyfriend some chewed up hot dog? - The Berry

Okay, Beyonce, you can retire those three blind mice glasses already - Crunk + Disorderly

Demi Moore's return to Twitter is real deep - ICYDK

Gay of Thrones - OMG Blog

Jason Segel wears his heart on his iPhone - Just Jared

High times at Coochella - Cityrag

Well, dude's lenses did look a little blood shot - Videogum

Khloe Kardashian has never looked hotter! - Hollywood Rag

I thought mares were afraid of mice? - I'm Not Obsessed

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:38pm.

Daniee: I third that. I NEVER click on Drunken Stepfather. It could have something I'd really like to see, but I won't give that pig the clicks. Plus, that site gave my old hard drive a virus.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:37pm.

Nicole looks beautiful but she should be wearing a ginger wig, not a white one.

Nicolette's body is sick. She probably works hard on it, but she also lucked out genetically.

Halle Berry is so beautiful. Too bad the inside is all sparking, frayed wires and decay.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:34pm.

Daniee - ditto. I wish MK wouldn't link to that reprobate.

I'd like to know what Nicole Kidman does to her lips. It must be implants, injections can't give those kinds of results. I guess she had that 'third lip' problem fixed. (By Dr. Photoshop probably.)

So Blohan doesn't wear a bra to gala events, but she does at Coachella?

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:33pm.

Why does Nicole look like Ann-Margret? Poor, sexy Clive, they've found another diva for him to play second fiddle to in a movie.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:33pm.

Sheesh, who pissed in your Listerine, lislop? Because I said Halle is batshit you automatically infer that I am Team Gabriel? Are you entering this post into your extensive spreadsheet of alts? Why don't you fuck off? You and your alts do nothing but drag down the D. Hope you are well pleased with yourself, slag. I am certain you get off on your own fuckery.

*finishes engaging the troll*

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Submitted by lislop on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 6:30pm.

You should be asking yourself that same question you aggressive POS.

Did I hit a nerve? Hurt your feelings?? Get over it.

I don't have to explain myself to you!

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:26pm.

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 6:18pm.
I think she looks stunningly beautiful.
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Submitted by OneLiner on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:24pm.

Nicole looks really pretty there...too bad that's not her face

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Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:24pm.

Demi is another who should be banned from using twitter.

Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:19pm.

Clive Owen is a good actor.

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Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:19pm.

Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 6:43pm.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 6:04pm.

Ann-Margaret looks fantastic for her age!

I do see Ann Margaret in that also. It looks like anyone but Nicole LOL!

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:18pm.

I read Hilary's in Columbia snorting 8balls,slamin beers back and buying sexy vegetables with her girlfriend, of course I MIGHT have misread that not sure.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:17pm.

Halle is gorgeous but it doesn't change the fact that she is batshit insane.

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Submitted by lislop on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:23pm.

Insane?? I'm sure you're one of those who thinks Gabriel is an angel. Whatever.

Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:13pm.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 6:04pm.

Ann-Margaret looks fantastic for her age!

I do see Ann Margaret in that also. It looks like anyone but Nicole LOL!

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:12pm.

Nicole looks stunningly beautiful. Photoshop? Probably, but she still looks great.

Halle's body shape is amazing.

Submitted by chaka1 on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:11pm.

I thought that was Annie Lennox from the I Need A Man Video...

Anyway, let's focus on fabulousness that is Clive Owen. Lawd, that man is HOOOOOOOOT!!!

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:05pm.

I could care less about Nicole's boring ass photoshopped face.

Anyway, what I'm reallllllly looking at AND STILL never understand, is that vision of beauty on the hollywood rag link. I don't understand women who claim they bulk up that large, to the extent of even looking like a man on steroids. What's the point? You didn't get that way naturally, why would you even want too, but like I said, NO WAY you got that way with just your "strict regimen and diet so how could it be about empowerment or esteem or whatever their delusional asses are claiming, because back to my point, they look like freaks. And it's defintely not healthy. Look at her, she looks like some roided out tranny in those lingerie pics, and she wonders why no man will date her? Bitch it's not your regimen or busy schedule(though that would get annoying for some), it's the fact that you look like a fuckin man!

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Submitted by waterbucket on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 5:01pm.

Let's just call it the way it is: that's a PAINTING!

I wonder how true photographers feel about photoshop. what's the point of setting up perfect light and composition when your photo will be turned into a painting by from tech guy?

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Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:59pm.

Awww Demi "Like sands through the whore glass,so are the Ashtons of our lives".

Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:57pm.

That Drunkenstepfather blog is pretty fucked.

Looks like Halle Contrary got fresh injections around her mouth and nose. Amazing hips on that woman, though!! Gotta say.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:52pm.

Stoney -- I agree, Nicole looks amazing.

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:48pm.

I think she looks stunningly beautiful.
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Submitted by dorian_graye on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:48pm.

I like it! She looks great even though it looks nothing like her. Sort of a cross between a young Joanna Lumley and Julie Christie. They don't call her The Ice Queen for nothing.

Submitted by illuminaupolis on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:42pm.

Yea so Nicole Kidman has most likely had some work done sans photoshop. I see nothing wrong with a touch up every now and then especially if your livelihood depends on it. She's still hot and will be hot for decades to come.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:42pm.

lmao this woman's face. Just stop.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:35pm.

oh, hell no. she looked like that maybe, in 1996.

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Submitted by itty-bitty-tity... on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 4:34pm.

That's Nicole Kidman?... I thought for sure it was a photoshopy version of January Jones. I kept looking at Clive Owen and wondering why I don't see Jon Hamm.