Start The Countdown To Kelsey Grammer's Fourth Divorce
In Chicago over the weekend, a tattoo artist got a face full of luscious gut fur when he inked the kiss of marriage death on Kelsey Grammer's body. The Chicago Sun-Times (via People) says that Kelsey and his child wife Kayte Walsh sashayed into a tattoo shop in Noble Square on Saturday night and he paid $60 to get her name tattooed in fancy font on his shimmy place (aka his right hip). Kelsey was nice to everyone and blah blah blah, but the best quote comes from the 72-year-old memaw of the tattoo artist.
“She (Kayte) was pretty, but not gorgeous, in your face. . . . They were fun. Very friendly and into each other. They were just talking and enjoying each other."
That dot dot dot is Braille for: like the stunning silicone dragon flower Camille Grammer. We know which 72-year-old memaw from Illinois has a Team Camille leotard in her drawer.
Kelsey is a dumb bitch and he's obviously so straponmatized that he doesn't realize getting your piece's name tattooed on his body is like setting up a game of Spin the Bottle between his marriage certificate and the Grim Reaper, but I don't think that tattoo was totally a bad decision. I mean, just think of the precious image of Kelsey showing off his fancy tattoo by cocking his hip while wearing his favorite pink satin panties. Yes, that's what it feels like when your brain jizzes glitter.
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Is Kelsy sportin a lil Grammer cuz tat boys arm and face so close to his junk?
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 12:54pm.
Anyone ever listen to tom lykis on the radio? He was like a 60 year old guy and all he did was talk about how evil women were and how he would fuck a differnt beautiful young girl every night and it was just horrible. Thing is, the woman hating guy had been married about 7 times and was engaged again when his show went off the air. Im getting a Tom-ish vibe from Kelsey....
Tom also tried to tell (educate) dumb ass ho's about dumb ass douche bags too. My fave Tom Leykis quote, was (DUMP THAT BITCH!) I don't for a minute believe that Tom banged anything other than his righty or lefty. He was the epitome of a "Face for Radio."
ot: Kel G: how much dough does this old cunt have? Get yo money Kayte I'll on an old as dick fo money lady,
Really, Kelsey? He reminds me of my ex; a 50-something fking attention seeking toddler always trying to prove something or "be young!" Jesus, fk off and grow up.
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:47pm.
At least she'll have something to read while she's down there earning her future divorce payout.
HAW!
He is such a douche.
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NDNchief, lol nice one! Or tattoo a nickname not their actual name!
Ugh Gramm wants to feel young and vibrant again but LMAO, he is failing miserably! I do like that inker though mmmm <3
"She (Kayte) was pretty, but not gorgeous..." HAHAHAHAAH
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Submitted by joanne on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:52pm.
My father had my mothers name tattooed on his arm and always said if they divorced he would get a tattoo of a skunk spraying her name.
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Now that plan B is well thought out. Hear that dipshits and dumbasses?
There's no cut off age for tattoos? Well there should be.
I don't care how much money and fame he has - it's not enough.
His face look like a red baboon ass.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:32pm.
Did SHE get a "Kelsey" tattoo? Yeah, I didn't think so.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Where's their baby? Wasn't she pregnant?
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Smart lady. Maybe she has the wits for golddigging, but her looks just wouldn't let her do any better than Kelsey :(
And I agree with Andrei--from what I've seen, with a few exceptions, age does not seem to equate wisdom.
Such a conservative Republican....
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Submitted by joanne on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:52pm.
My father had my mothers name tattooed on his arm and always said if they divorced he would get a tattoo of a skunk spraying her name.
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XD Priceless!!!
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MissJane: OH! That's RIGHT! And Camille was less than gracious about it... I bet Camille had some voodoo doll she was poking in the belly!
I hate this douche and his ugly new bride. Can't wait till they are at each others throats in divorce court.
Team Camille.
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Submitted by joanne: "My father had my mothers name tattooed on his arm and always said if they divorced he would get a tattoo of a skunk spraying her name."
That is fucking hysterical! Made me LOL.
LOL Joanne!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
My father had my mothers name tattooed on his arm and always said if they divorced he would get a tattoo of a skunk spraying her name.
Apparently it's bad luck to tattoo anyone who is still living or your signifigant other onto your body. Family and kids is fine. ____________________________________
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:47pm.
Ew. I imagine he reclines back just that way when KaYte is 'servicing' him.
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My thoughts exactly!
What's more pathetic than an old man marrying a young woman? Kelsey Grammar, because he insists on getting humiliated publicly.
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Ew. I imagine he reclines back just that way when KaYte is 'servicing' him.
At least she'll have something to read while she's down there earning her future divorce payout.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:32pm.
She had a miscarriage. Before they got married I think.
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:09pm.
This fucking dipshit not only foisted that nasty piece of shit Camille upon us ... he also endorsed that batshit Michelle Bachmann creature.
lol, for real?
Well, he obviously believes in the sanctity of marriage(s).
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Ha and the conservatives would have us believe the gays will ruin the sanctity of marriage *rolls eyes* we just need to look to Hollyweird for THAT.
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Did SHE get a "Kelsey" tattoo? Yeah, I didn't think so.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Where's their baby? Wasn't she pregnant?
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:19pm.
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LOVE your avie.... but so pissed he's off the entire season!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We just got Buster back..... whine/whine/whine!!!
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Meh. Just another alte kaka getting a tattoo... Gross.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:19pm.
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LOVE your avie.... but so pissed he's off the entire season!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We just got Buster back..... whine/whine/whine!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Never put a name on your body.... unless it's your baby or dog. NO lover/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband. EVER!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Except that getting a tatt where no one else can see it shows zero commitment. When they break up, he can change it to "Kayte [sic]" or something.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
straponmatized is right, he seems like a douche
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That tattoo artist is all like "heh heh...what a chump!" I hope he picked a design that is easy to convert into a winged dragon, like Angelina had to do with her ill-advised "BILLY BOB" shoulder tat.
Dipshits, the lot of 'em.
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He looks as wasted as I was when I got my tattoo.
In Kat's defense at least we know Jesse James' tattoo always smells cause you know that ho dont wear deoderant.
Lol :D
But seriously though, this douche has cheated 50 some times on one of the most talented, beautiful actresses around and you dont think hell do it to you!?!?
At least theres some karma in the permanace of a tattoo that big...
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:09pm.
This fucking dipshit not only foisted that nasty piece of shit Camille upon us ... he also endorsed that batshit Michelle Bachmann creature.
lol, for real?
Well, he obviously believes in the sanctity of marriage(s).
@NDN
Its so true...you would think bitches woulda figured it out and stopped by now but nooo....
*side eyes kelsey*
I was told once by a man in his late 30s you shouldn't get a tattoo until you're 30 because you're less likely to get a regretful one at that age. Well... ahem. Yeah. I told him, though, that that might be wise... but the old saying that we get wiser with time has ALMOST never prove true in my experiences with older folks.
Anyway... this tattoo by Kelsey stinks of him trying to impress and him not really being himself. The road to a bitter old soul is NOT being yourself.
This fucking dipshit not only foisted that nasty piece of shit Camille upon us ... he also endorsed that batshit Michelle Bachmann creature.
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I dont think anything will ever top Kat whatsherface who was engaged to vanilla gorilla huge tattoo of this childhood face right on her side......might as well have had "stupid fuck" tattooed on her forehead, that would of been less embarassing...
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Submitted by SteelCityGirl on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 1:05pm.
And isn't it just every girl's dream to be labeled in the press as "pretty, but not in your face gorgeous" by the 72-year-old grandmother of a tattoo artist?
heh, very true
Well, in her defense, it's not just any grandmother - it's a 72yo grandma who hangs out at her grandson's tattoo shop.
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Hopefully his fupa covers the "y" in Kayte. Hate that trying too hard "unique" spelling bs.
The tattoo will be something for the nurse to admire when she's catheterizing him in the next 5-10 years.
And isn't it just every girl's dream to be labeled in the press as "pretty, but not in your face gorgeous" by the 72-year-old grandmother of a tattoo artist?
He's looking drunk and grinch-like.
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Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 12:57pm.
Points and laffs at all the dipshits and dumbasses in this thread.
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Hahaha
Every single person I know with a tat of their then fuck piece's name on them is no longer with said fuck piece.
AHAHAHHA this OLD FOOL!!!!!
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I hope the tattoo artist charged extra for being down there near his bits. Me thinks, Kelsey smells like a stale fart and lube cream.