Xtina Let Her Crotch Be Great On The Voice Last Night
In case you missed it and really want to have a one-on-one with Xtina's Spandex-wrapped crotch biscuits, here she is giving us vacuum sealed realness while yodeling like a hyena in heat with her team on The Voice last night. "Fighter" isn't only the song Snookitina hollered out with her team last night, it's also what her top kept calling itself over and over again while it tried hard to keep her chest domes from flying across the stage. Yes, the anti-pantless groups are raising their protest signs for this shit, but I'm all about this look since I'm usually all about hos looking like the host of a Brit Brit-themed night at a strip club/truck stop gas station at an unincorporated county in Alabama.
And I heard that Xtina was actually wearing her signature red lip paint before taking the stage, but her outfit was so damn tight that the red popped right off of her lips.
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Why do women wear shoes they can't walk in?? She couldn't dance in them either. She looked like she was about to topple over at any minute. I see this all the time and really can't figure it out. I understand being cute and all, but shit, you should at least be able to run from the police if need be.
(I know, I know - the shoes were the least offensive part of that video, but I can't even think about the rest of what I just saw without finally jumping the line into hardcore insanity. So I'm gonna' focus on the shoes. Humor me.)
Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:05pm.
Seriously, is there like a micro-chip that Disney implants in their teeny boppers at a young age that secretly triggers a crazy/delusional/oversexed/drug-booze induced part of your brain after a certain age?Britney,Christina,Lindsey, Demi Lovato they all seemed to have taken a ride on the crazy train. Its always the females too. When is Justin Timberlake or Zac Efron going to have their melt downs?
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Don't forget Miley! Yes, I've noticed this too. It does not seem to affect the males of Disney though.
Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:30pm.
But wait, all you guys talking about stomach lipo, does it actually work? i just read that the fat generally ends up migrating elsewhere (like your legs, butt...). I'm seriouslyn contemplating getting the surgery because my husband keeps harping on my fat stomach. Then i'll look good and just ditch him! But i don't want to do it if i'm not going to look better.
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I agree with the other posters-ditch him! Fix your stomach, and he will find something else wrong with you.
By now she should have an excellent stylist on speed dial, she has been around awhile. She must be difficult to work with.
Whatever happened to acting like a lady? Why are these girls acting like two bit street hookers?
She is a no class whore.
She lost weight and is starting to look good again.
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what a mess, where to focus, so much wrong. 80's pyrotechnics, cheerleader choir, odd huge set adornments, horrible singing (christina just isn't that good anymore, always sounds rushed, hoarse with no pure notes) and that outfit.....chaos all around
You gotta be shitting me. I can't believe she wore THOSE legs with THAT top.
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Submitted by megank on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:40pm.
Is it just me, or does anyone else hate her stupid frog sounding voice?
I can't stand it!
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BTW, I noticed two other things about this performance...
A) She didn't really lose that much weight, she's just been dressing better (up until last night anyway).
B) Her backup dancers are also bigger too now. Tricky, tricky.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:57pm.
i was waiting for her to fall down. she looks ridiculous. why do these rich bitches have such crap weaves?
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That's what I'm saying. A few years ago she gave Britney Spears the side-eye for her busted weave, but fast forward to today and hers looks just as bad. Home girl needs to work her way down to the Jamaica Coliseum in Queens, buy a couple of tracks, go to one of those off the Avenue shops and have someone put it in right.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Submitted by Midwestocean on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 5:50pm.
It's almost as she wants to be ridiculed.
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Spandex-wrapped crotch biscuits? Chest domes? Red lipstick popping OFF?!
MK this article left me rolling on the floor, literally!!
Why, why, why does she do this to herself? Her voice sounds great and her performance would have seemed flawless if she had just worn something different. It's almost as she wants to be ridiculed.
she looks like a lot of the chubbed-out, hispanic chicks I see on the bus on any given summer day in NYC. they squeeze themselves into tube tops and tube skirts that are about four sizes too small for them and then parade around like over-stuffed, sausage casings with tons of muffin top overage and ghetto 'tude thinking they're really hot shit.
and no I'm not racist or a fat-o-phobe, I'm an ethnic chunker myself, but I have some sense of where to draw the line - even if it is an imaginary one.
@joe: NO! You cannot escape!
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If you are unwilling to starve yourself and work out two hours a day, you cannot possibly try and pull that ho stroll look off. There is really no age where that outfit would be "appropriate". Xtina certainly is too long in the tooth to pull this off.
She has a legitimately good voice. She needs to cover up, wipe the spackle off her face, and sing, FFS!
PS: That show looks like a train wreck. Now I know why I don't watch those shows.
i was waiting for her to fall down. she looks ridiculous. why do these rich bitches have such crap weaves?
she's too old and too...big..to wear crap like this anymore. I also noticed with this weight, she can't walk in those heels, her legs were wobbling under her as she walked. someone needs to sit her down and talk to her.
my "something nice" is that hair color looks great on her although from the back its a bad weave...oh I just screwed up my something nice.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:30pm.
Forget about the surgery, just ditch his ass!
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LOL!! ♥♥ I agree.
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I know, but i'm thinking, i get his ass to pay for me to look good *then* leave. Sigh.
i need to get a job first.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:30pm.
Forget about the surgery, just ditch his ass!
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LOL!! ♥♥ I agree.
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Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:30pm.
I have a good friend who had it done. She's super short and has always had a "pot belly". She tried everything for years but nothing worked. She got lipo last year and looks great now. The problem with lipo is you don't see the results for quite a while (up to a year I think).... it eventually payed off for her.
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Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 3:30pm.
Forget about the surgery, just ditch his ass!
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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But wait, all you guys talking about stomach lipo, does it actually work? i just read that the fat generally ends up migrating elsewhere (like your legs, butt...). I'm seriouslyn contemplating getting the surgery because my husband keeps harping on my fat stomach. Then i'll look good and just ditch him! But i don't want to do it if i'm not going to look better.
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Deb, I feel your pain!! It's better to be disconnect, as being connected only brings in calls of bullshit.
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tell ya one thing -ho can sing-are you listening JHO?
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Singing, Xtina does blow many out of the water... but in dressing well, it is amazing what a well-fitting outfit can do to fight the sausage! ;)
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:00pm.
Ugh.... For someone with such a huge range, Xtina only used a couple of the same notes over and over. That song and whole over-production was awful. I'd rather hear Chris Cornell, solo, on guitar, than 100 people screaching the same shit.
Xtina reminds me of why I can't stand Patti LaBelle. There is no subtlety. The whole song can't be a "grand finale". If it is, nothing stands out.
Ugh.
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That is so well put, Deb, about the grand finale. Good one.
I totally agree about Patti LaBelle, she is the worst! Except for Xtina maybe. She is the biggest waste of talent ever, she has the voice but never had a clue how to use it.
Never really had any good songs either, that's what put Britney ahead, showing that songs always matter more than the voice.
There were a couple of rare occasions on Genie and Beautiful where she sort of had both song and reined in voice. Her make-up is the same scenario: less is more.
OMG. If you've got a curvy - loose use of the term - body then please dress in something that compliments your shape. This looks like someone tried to shove sausage back into its casing.
Oh man, is it only 2002? Am I still in fucking high school?!?!
She looks better I'll give her that, I at least like her with some meat on her than the skeletal state she used to be in. She still needs to get her act together though.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:56pm.
Deb - I have a HS friend who's now ex husband is filthy rich. While they were still married about 5 years ago, she spent almost $200,000.00 on full body lipo, tummy tuck, new bolt on tits, etc.
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@Stan Hooper - I have had many of the "if I didn't look so much like you people, I'd swear I was adopted" moments with my fam.
After staging an unsuccessful one-woman intervention attempt, I have pretty much cut this sister off until/unless she gets help with her alcoholism and mental health problems.
This is the woman who said, " All I want to do is get numb", which she does, every night on cheap red wine and cigarettes.
She also said, "And you can still be a good parent doing that (getting numb)".
And although she can't recall the last day that she didn't drink, she believes she has no problem.
On top of it, she has an intense resentment of me, in which every couple of years she'd blame me for everything that's wrong with her life. Ugh.
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Submitted by NaughtyVoyeur on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:59pm.
Reminds me of those dreams where I'm the only naked person in a real life situation. Everyone on the stage is dressed.. but her! She looks silly. Love her voice. Pity her personal issues, and fashion sense.
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Hahahahaha...Damn I hate those dreams!!!
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Here here!
The daughters not as bad but it seems like sice the mom lost all the weight, not only did her body change but her attitude as well..... For the worse. Every fucking FB post is about how she ate one rib at a bbq and was soooo full *hehe* or how her personal trainer worked her out sooo hard and now she cant eat the yougurt she was saving for later *hehe* and just her attitude in general....like the other day she went off on some section 8 people who had moved into the neighbood and how there were 8 people living in one house and somehow that turned into a disgusting conversation about welfare and hispanics and how section 8 needs to be put in one neighborhood so her property value doesnt go down. I mean its like shes gone from this nice friendly person to a biased monster all because of a little weight loss.....
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:56pm.
Whoa. I hate braggarts, too. And after reading your story, I think I hate this bitch! LOL!
Seriously, people who brag a lot are either 1)lying, 2) insecure, or 3)all of the above.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:38pm.
My dimwitted, crazy, alcoholic sister blew $5,000 on a tummy tuck a couple of years after her twins were born with money gotten when our father died. Mind you, she and her new husband were struggling financially, and still are 8 years later.
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Same here Deb, Got me one of "those sisters" who are so immature with their money. It's freaking painful to see stupidity run in someone with at least half of your DNA. My half sister is always BEGGING for money.
I guess to not repeat the disco catsuits.
Can't enable that shit.
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Reminds me of those dreams where I'm the only naked person in a real life situation. Everyone on the stage is dressed.. but her! She looks silly. Love her voice. Pity her personal issues, and fashion sense.
After watching this performance it seems to me that although Xtina has the vocal chops, she never really found her identity. She's still working that trampy vibe from the Dirrty days, but it's just so old. In these days of autotune, everyone has a "good voice" so it's not enough to carry a career anymore. The Voice has helped her manage to stay relevant, but her musical style has fallen flat. Shame, because she really does have talent.
All that said, Fighter is my favorite song of hers.
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Deb - I have a HS friend who's now ex husband is filthy rich. While they were still married about 5 years ago, she spent almost $200,000.00 on full body lipo, tummy tuck, new bolt on tits, etc.
She was alway oddly shaped, not fat, but skinny fat with weird legs that bowed, like Heigl. She's still doughey and untoned, but think's she's sexy as hell and CONSTANTLY talks about how perfect her damn life is. Eats out EVERY GD NIGHT, constantly going on trips, baseball, hockey games, just got back a couple weeks ago from Arizon where she spent a week for spring training.
Has no job, solely lives off of her alimoney and child support.
I hate braggers.
Wait, I'm confused...Is this clip from RuPaul's Drag Race?
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:46pm.
Laughing is good! (The guy's name was Manuel - get it?)
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:46pm.
Laughing is good! (The guy's name was Manuel - get it?)
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You are on a roll today Deb!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:46pm.
Laughing is good! (The guy's name was Manuel - get it?)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson