Wednesday, April 18th 2012

Have You Been Longing For The Days When Mad Mel Raged Out Of His Mind?

Back in 2010, some of us developed an addiction to shoving Valium pills into our ears from listening to Mel Gibson pop his anus veins by screaming all kinds of beautiful romantic love lyrics at Oksana Grigorieva. Well, lube up your ear holes and grab a Valium, because Mel is raging again.

Joe Eszterhas, the screenwriter of the masterpiece that is Showgirls who wrote an open letter about how Mel Gibson is still Mel Gibson, gave The Wrap a recording of the glum cunt ranting so hard that he grew a hemorrhoid that eventually popped as he ranted some more. Joe was at Mel's house to work on the script for that movie about the Jewish Hero and Mel delivered one of his signature freakouts. Joe's son recorded some of it.

It's not like Joe should be surprised. If you're a guest at Mel Gibson's house, you should know that instead of turndown service and a chocolate on your pillow, you're going to get a kick to the soul and punch to the ears. If you don't need Mel's voice in your ears today, I've accurately transcribed his rant below:

"GAAARGAAARGAAARGRRRRRR WHY DONT I HAVE THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE MACCABEES GAAAARRRR GRRRRGAAARGRRAAA WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING GGRRRRAAA GRRAAAGRR COCKSUCKER WHORE GRRRRRRGAAAARRR GRRRR WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT GO HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT HURRRRRR AAAAAH GRRRR FUCKING CUNT COCKSUCKER WHORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

That is totally what it sounds like when Herman Munster is trying to push out a hard shit. You know you've listened to too many Mad Mel rants when the only question you have is: I wonder what they were eating? I bet it was latkes. It was totally latkes.

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Jintess's picture

Wrote Showgirls.

I don't know who is the more insane here.

Seriously, his son recorded this?

"Boohoo Mel, you won't make my shitty script that I turned in late! Now Imma jump on the bandwagon"

C'mon. Mel being unstable is old news. Yet this fella takes on a project with him, agrees to write a script, visits his house more than once (bringing his family along),goes to Costa Rica with him (and brings his family along) yadda yadda.
Turns in crap and is *beep* DENIED

Next thing you know it's the letter that was sent only to Mel and his assistant (laughable) and now a recording.

Screw you Joe.
You set him up. Easy pickins. You want my respect? Infiltrate CO$

We all know Mel is crazy. Find someone with less intelligent agents next time you want to sell a script my dog can provide against the tree next to my apt in the morning.

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Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 9:33pm.

WTF happened to this guy? He used to be pretty normal, didn't he? Maybe the divorce screwed him up more than most people

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He was never "normal" in the sense of having healthy relationships. He was very controlling to his first wife who he was married to for many years and had all kinds of bullshit rationalizations for it which were supposedly Biblical. Controllers are abusers.
He was better at hiding his cruelty in public back then, is all.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:11pm.

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He may be mentally ill, but he's still an asshole.

Assholery and mental illness are not mutually exclusive.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:11pm.

z-listed's picture

WTF happened to this guy? He used to be pretty normal, didn't he? Maybe the divorce screwed him up more than most people.

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Dayum...that is insane asylum cray-cray.

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:36pm.

I heard something similar as a child when my dad was on the toilet. Seriously though, you don't do that if you're brain is A-OK. How he is not naked and slapping pavement at an intersection I have no idea.

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Ahahahaha! Ah, memories of childhood.

This geezer has proven time and time again that he's an angry, bitter excuse for a man. He never takes responsibility for his actions, it's always someone else's fault or the other person is lying.

Any person, whether wealthy or not, whose behavior is condoned only gets worse with time. They derive their power from intimidating and humiliating others. Eventually they will screw with the wrong person and they will be held accountable. This guy would still be denying his actions left and right IF he hadn't been recorded.

Suzy Farkis's picture

I heard something similar as a child when my dad was on the toilet. Seriously though, you don't do that if you're brain is A-OK. How he is not naked and slapping pavement at an intersection I have no idea.

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Submitted by Secret Original on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 10:53am.

he says "the help" told them to take shelter elsewhere which would tell me they knew he could get worse. Why didn't they leave? why did his son stay there with a knife under his pillow?

I would have left, and I think any normal person would have.
it sounds kinda fishy that they were so terrified, but they stayed the night...or did I hear it wrong?
And if this had been my kid he was screaming in front of, things would have been very different that night.

I wonder if I hit lotto would I too turn into a loon? these people with money are all feckin crazy.

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Daniee's picture

Holy fuck. My cat does not like....she was giving me the *Im afraid stare*.
Im surprised this guy has dodged croking from a stroke, man.

M.E.'s picture

*listens to recording*

What a fucking PSYCHO!

Disappointed he didn't tell anyone to go fuck the jaccuzi.

Margo's picture

When he pulls a Phil Spector and shoots a D List actress, I'm sure they will make sure that he takes his medication.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 10:34pm.

"He's probably a silly harmless old loud coot."

Why -- because you agree with him?

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This is what a future manslaughter-er looks like, folks.

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 8:56am.

... I think it is very apparent this man has some severe mental problems. If he was not a famous person and any of us saw him on the street ranting like this, most of us would probably take pity on him and realize he's sick. A "normal" person or one who is stabilized with medication simply doesn't act like this. The man is ill.

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I very much agree with this. Fitting at least two of the groups Mel rages against, I still don't despise him the way most people do. With a sister who has multiple mental health issues, his wildly bizarre behavior is very familiar to me as being indicative of severe mental illness. Just like with cancer, no one asks or deserves to be locked unassisted in the hell of mental illness.

He should be hospitalized for full mental and physical health evaluations. It's sad there seems to be no one one left in his life with enough care or guts to step in and initiate procedures for him to be involuntarily committed. Since it's already been proven he's a danger to himself or others; unless someone, or some court, intervenes soon, this is not going to end well.

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Submitted by _melissa on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 9:53am.
BAHAHHA He obvs has tourettes. which is the best disease ever. cunt.

LMFAO @ the random "cunt" at the end. cock!

GreenFairy's picture

Mel Gibson is mentally ill, there is no doubt in my mind.
He needs HELP!

If any of us regular Joe's would behave like that an ambulance would have taken us away a long time ago. But since Mel is in such a power position, with wealth and influence (yes with his gazillion $$ he is still very powerful) no one can get near him.

Even if some people of his inner circle would stage an intervention and have him committed, he would be out of the hospital in no time.
It's truly amazing what money can buy....!!!

I believe that when he is in his manic phase, he is a danger to himself (more so) and potentially dangerous to others.
But unless he kills someone, he will always be able to buy/bribe his way out (celebrity justice).

Just my take on this :o(

PS: I have no respect for this Esterszleeze loser!

Bunnyman's picture

If you speed up the tape a little it would sound exactly like being back in Catholic school.

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Secret Original's picture

Eszterhas talks about the tape and why he released it. Says everyone was terrified. His son took a butcher knife and slept with it under his pillow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DvpymkdtbA

jelliebean's picture

rukid, completely agree, he is scary sick and probably needs his regular bipolar or antipsychotic medication. Sounds like he needs intervention and rehab and then a constant minder who forces his meds on him.

tharuffian's picture

Really despise this antisemite , his true colours showed years ago , yet a fellow jew was surprised? How ironic that his rant is made public (yet again) on our day of rememberance. Never Forget.

justincase's picture

Mel's right about one thing - his looks have definitely tanked (for a former Hollywood hunk).

PrettyHateMachine's picture

Is he on Bath Salts or what the hell? Who acts like that? Aside from mental patients

bornagainChristian's picture

MEL is the 'one' who flew over the cuckoo's nest.... evidently. He's a bag of mixed 'nuts' this one..........

1 part Crazy Arse, 1 part Nasty Alcoholic, always Shaken, not stirred.

Bigbendy's picture

You know.what I don't understand is that Mel reaches out to other addicts ie Brittney Spears,RDJ and others. They seem to appreciate the help that he gave them. I think he has a god-like complex.

_melissa's picture

BAHAHHA He obvs has tourettes. which is the best disease ever. cunt.

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HAHAHAA what a dick.
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Maybe he needs an exorcism or something?

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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 8:57am.

i get what you're saying, but i'm quite frankly surprised that you would wish such a romantic endevour for the shotgun... well, as long as the end justifies the means... i'll agree with your idea... kudos!

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ha ha yo jodie foster are you still gonna stand up to this dick?

this bigot racist jagoff outta give a loaded shotgun a blow job

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One can't help but wonder if his former wife Robin somehow managed to keep this man's medication pulsing through his veins during their 26 years of marriage and when she left the marriage, Mel was left to his own devices and obviously doesn't do a very good job of taking his meds. It seems his irratic behavior came to light after he and Robin split. I can't imagine the conditions that poor woman lived in while she was with this obviously mentally ill person. Granted, I think his father brain washed him while he was growing up, with regard to Jews and the Holocaust, but I think it is very apparent this man has some severe mental problems. If he was not a famous person and any of us saw him on the street ranting like this, most of us would probably take pity on him and realize he's sick. A "normal" person or one who is stabilized with medication simply doesn't act like this. The man is ill.

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Ebaumsworld has a soundboard of mel's 2010 tirade phone call to his wife

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SoulTaker's picture

Crazy Mel should switch careers from acting/directing/being a glum (raging) cunt to being a lead singer in one of those horrible "scremo" bands or whatever they're called where the lead singer screeches into the mic the entire song. He could release all his pent up anger AND make a few bucks at the same time.

Joeb's picture

Poor Mel! The World will never understand a true Star. The script stank; his last picture couldn't even be released in theaters. The Studio wants him to leave Metro. Can't you understand how hard this is for Mel? You and your wire hangers.

The audio tape is terrifying. If I had been there I would pack up all my things and leave instantly and sever all ties with a person who behaved like this. Mel is insanely abusive. Who would want to work with or spend any time with a person capable of such behavior. I would fear for my life around him, you could not trust that he would not just snap and pull out a gun or a sharp knife and just start killing

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Lisa, in the letter he's quoted as saying he tried therapy for his anger and he just doesn't know why he gets so mad sometimes.

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LisaRose's picture

Has he ever been to rehab/therapy? I can't remember. If he wants to get any kind of love back from the public he has to do something about himself. He has to find out why he's so angry. If he's bi-polar than he needs to be on meds. What bothers me more is the people who support him like Jodie Foster. It's one thing to stand behind a friend but she needs to tell him to get help. Maybe she has the same issues and they commiserate together?? Sad. :(

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

What say you now, Jodie Foster?

I hope when he completely breaks, he'll just take out himself. And maybe his dad.

Oksana may be a gold digger, but that was fucking hazard pay. She needs to set up a trust fund just to pay for Luci's future therapy bills.

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Bree's picture

He's either going to hurt himself or someone else soon with all of that pent-up rage. Jesus.

TheBreakdown's picture

Mel Gibson is not crazy. He is perfectly sane. He's just a bitter ass, old man who is even MORE bitter now that his ex-wife, who had to put up with his bullshit for thirty years, took half his shit.

THEN, he hooked up with another woman who he thought he could control and wouldn't put UP with his shit for more than a hot minute before she TOO, took his shit.

I have never liked him and it was never anything I could put my finger on, but now I know. He is all about control and controlling others. When he cannot and when people will not cater to his whims, he disintegrates, and now there is more proof of that fact.

And for anyone running to support his racist, ignorant ass?

Shame on them!

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Hate it when I agree with you boston61. Older he gets more like his father. This ain't that passion story which Mel Gibson ripped off from a reclusive nun. Mel doesn't really know this material so he's freaking over the screenplay. He hates Jews. So why is he making one of their epic tales? Won't be good. Can't be. Doesn't have it. Mel sucks.

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Relax. It's just Mel.

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vsminimoose's picture

I think it's only a matter of time before Mel Gibson does himself in. I'm not saying that's a good thing and I'm not making fun of the horrible act of suicide...but I just think it's going to happen one of these days. Too many issues, too much rage, too much of this crazy shit coming out for the public to know about. He needs to be on watch.

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Sucks to be Mel Gibson

Doubtful it was latkes. Probably more typically GENTILE fare like potato chips and mayonnaise on white bread with a bottle of whiskey to wash it down...which would account for A LOT!
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