Evening Crumbs
I now know why a Rock of Ages movie exists. It's so we can see Tommy Girl looking like Sheryl Crow as Kid Rock on the poster - Just Jared
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively want to play house in Connecticut. That sentence turned me white.- Lainey Gossip
Katy Perry is one arm drop away from showing us the part of her that begins with chi and ends with chi - Hollywood Tuna
Peeta Bread fights for the gays and gayelles - Towleroad
If Nana Lohan isn't already sleeping with her pocketbook in her arms, she better start, because Lindsay Lohan will start dipping into there any day now - Celebitchy
I like JLove a lot more when she's talking about her King Kong titties instead of begging Adam Levine to love her - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
We can get Chyna's fuck tape with the click of a mouse and yet an ASkars/Charlize Theron sex tape still hasn't entered the Internet universe. Sense: The world doesn't make any - The Superficial
Ryan Seacrest is totally loving this, but only because Julianne Hough's side boob reminds him of Simon Cowell's side boob - Popoholic
Kitson + Wonky = Me asking if these pictures were recycled from 2004? - ICYDK
Winnie Cooper is looking hot! - Go Fug Yourself
RDJ and some people we don't care about at The Avengers premiere in London - Popsugar
Bearded Hamm - The Berry
Kelly Rowland is not about to get banished to the basement again - Crunk + Disorderly
It's hard to focus on RDJ's plaid bulge when those shoes are making my eyes heave - SOW
My guess is The Lesbeaver - Cityrag
Alexandra Breckinridge and Evan Rachel Wood were made on the same assembly line - Hollywood Rag
It's not right that Kelly Preston is taking all the credit when we know that John Travolta's the one doing the breastfeeding - I'm Not Obsessed
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Lol I'm surely the only one seeing this, but that angle and position of the guitar kind of looks like Tommy is holding a dildo sceptre
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:41am.
Somebody (Joe E.) got paid a lot of coke-buying money to write lines like that.
I have my eye on "The Lucky One," which opens today. Rotten Tomatoes' critics give it a 22% score (but fans of that crap will probably flock to see it anyway).
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Tommy Girl is too old for this shit. I really wanted to see this until I learned TG would be in it. No thank you. I can't take him seriously.
Also, does "Stacee Jaxx" sound like a female porn star's name to anyone else, not a male rock star?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Please let this be a guilty pleasure movie.
Bearded Jon Hamm... id hit it even more... ohhh just imagine all that rough hair rubbing ure hole.
catherine zeta jones is posing so fucking hard, her leg might break off.
Rawr, bearded Hamm made my day!
That "Rock Of Ages" poster is ridiculous, it's just too clear none of them were in the same room at the same time and were just photoshopped together.
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Just sad and pathetic.
Why can't Tom leave this shit behind about appealing to the young people? I remember it was rumoured he married Katie when the MI series was coming out with it's reruns because he wanted to appeal to younger people. I didn't think it was true, but now I do. This is so desperate.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:20am.
And the line, "Everybody's got AIDS and shit." (Well, it's half right. We do all have shit)
Anyway, maybe this will have pointless nekkid too.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 10:26pm.
Showgirls had redeeming nakedity.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
wait ... you mean everyone doesn't think of Aniston when they think "really crappy looking movie?"
are you sure?
that just seems so hard to believe!
I'm gonna have to look into that, but if it's as accurate as your claim you've seen me on other sites, then I'll know you're 100% wrong on this, too.
p.s. where are the other middle-aged fatties tonight? you usually travel in a rabid pack
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 9:08pm.
I would see an Aniston movie before I'd watch this crap (and you know that's not easy for me to admit)!!
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Another perfect example of how you will click on ANY article just so you can bring up Jennifer Aniston. WTF do any of the articles on Evening Crumbs have to do with her? Jesus fucking christ you are such a fucking LOSER. You literally spend 7-8 hours a day four or five days a week on this site talking about her. You have such a hard on for Aniston I'm pretty sure you're actually in love with her. LOL.
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Wonky's pic couldn't have been from '04. Legs look 100 years older now, and her body is 20lbs heavier, matronly looking.
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Haha! : ) My sister had the white leather fringe jacket and I would go to a great deal of trouble (and punishment later) just to wear it out on a Saturday night with my peach rolled-up white cords.
I‘ll probably go see this mess of a movie just for the music...I mean its Journey AND Foreigner!! Add some Platinum Blonde and I am there!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaTygEnJxe4
Congrats, Rock of Ages. You managed to make Tammy look even more hobbity than before. Hell, this movie could be called "Rock of Hobbits." I might actually have to see this shit, because it will be "The Doors" via "Showgirls."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Nite Deb!
Peace Love and Cow poop!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 10:39pm.
Ha ha if you had the fringe we'd be sistahs!
Yeah still looking at peen/poon person...going to turn in. Got to build raised beds tomorrow. Should have done that last month!
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Good luck with those raised beds! I'm doing some gardening (for dollars) tomorrow myself.
Good night! (we can still be sistahs sans fringe!)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ha ha if you had the fringe we'd be sistahs!
Yeah still looking at peen/poon person...going to turn in. Got to build raised beds tomorrow. Should have done that last month!
Rock of Ages is probably so bad it's good, a definite cult classic =-)
GG, no fringe, doll. God, I loved that jacket! I left, did my homework, had my Cantonese class, and we're still looking at Peen Poon?
CholaMom, I was never really into big hair. I did have a Rod Stewart-like shag, though, for a while!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 9:55pm.
This could be the worst movie ever made (after, of course, "Dragonfly").
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Don't you mean "Showgirls"?
Alec Baldwin is doing a bad imitation of The Dude. Does not abide.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
This could be the worst movie ever made (after, of course, "Dragonfly").
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I would see an Aniston movie before I'd watch this crap (and you know that's not easy for me to admit)!!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
QueenieBK -- OMG, I'm with you on Julianne Hough. Just because she's Gaycrest's beard they're trying to make her happen. Something about her aggravates the ever-loving shit out of me; I just want to smack her annoying face. I hear she was horrible in "Footloose."
I prefer my Jon Hamm without a beard.
paul "pig vomit" giamatti knows better than this. i'm disappointed in him.
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This is already made, but where's that biography about Iggy Pop?
Usually musical biopics are letdowns, but I'd rather see that than this rock themed comedy to be sure.
Deb, do you mean the aqua suede jacket with fringe???
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:30pm.
I'm laughing about the shoulder pads! You are not kidding! I still have some of my stuff from then. I used to have an aqua suede jacket with total linebacker pads!
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Oh me too! I was overly-attached to a few of my jackets with the big pads and it took forever for me to finally give them up. Remember how the shoulder pads in tee shirts (and blouses) would get all bunched up in the washer? I ruined more shirts that way.
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And the chicks' hair would be BIG. GOD, did none of these people watch "I Love the 80's"?
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Damn skippy. Hough's Farrah hair was simply NOT done in the 80's. Maybe her character is supposed to be a time-traveler? Feathered hairstyles were a whole other quality in the 80's (remember "the Waterfall?") haha!!
Back then, some girls had straight hair, but they teased and sprayed the shit out of it to make it bigger (probably to balance out the mass of the shoulder pads). But MOST girls aspired to wear their hair curly and/or curly-messy. It was hard to tell the difference between the girls and the guys in hair bands (reference: Heart and Whitesnake). It got to the point where I had to institute a rule to never date a guy whose hair was A) bigger than mine; B) longer than mine; or C) required more product than mine. Hey, I had standards. :)
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
CholaMom, you are right. There is no excuse. And I'm laughing about the shoulder pads! You are not kidding! I still have some of my stuff from then.
I used to have an aqua suede jacket with total linebacker pads! I still have the spare suede button in my sewing box. It makes me smile whenever I see it.
And the chicks' hair would be BIG. GOD, did none of these people watch "I Love the 80's"?
Well look, they cast the most uncool dude in Hollywood as a rock star. I guess we shouldn't be surprised that the rest is fucked up.
And as for "Hairspray" (the movie remake), all they had to do was watch the brilliant original by John Waters for reference.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
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OffT but whoever was calling Charlie Sheen "Los," I must tell you it gave me many a chuckle. I was out with my old man and my brother and Charlie showed up on the bar's TV and I yelled, "Hey! It's LOS!" and my brother and old man looked at me like I had three heads.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Blowhan is broke but still goes to concerts and clubs??? When my ass is broke I have to keep my broke ass home yet she goes out. How is this possible?
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:41pm.
Good point! And geez, we're not talking late 1500's Spain here. It was less than 30 years ago!
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And that's just my point. There are plenty of visual references for hair/makeup/fashion from the 80's. Point to any number of movies, sitcoms and other TV shows in syndication right now just waiting to be seen for reference. How stupid ARE these people? Hell, it's a movie about music - so watch a few music videos. It's all there in full blazing color.
And if you want fashions, just check out the local Goodwill or Sally Army -- they've got loads of jackets with BIG WIDE shoulder-ma-pads, not the weensy pussy pads that CZJ is wearing. Some power suit. PFFT! If you weren't experiencing Shoulder Pad Buildup, you were not living in the 80's. Your shirt had shoulder pads, your jacket had shoulder pads, your coat had shoulder pads. Hell, even your tee shirt had shoulder pads (and you could even get extra velcro-in shoulder pad jobbies that attached to your bra if you needed). If you didn't look like a linebacker on the way to work in the morning, you weren't fully dressed.
Funny, since this movie is from the makers of Hairspray, I'm shocked they didn't do more due diligence on fashion (Hairspray did such a wonderful job of capturing the period dress and look and feel).
This? What a rip.
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
Love Wonky giving herself the L for LOSER hand sign. Yeah, we know.
I don't know if Wonky at Kitson is a recycle of 2004, but her shoes are recycles of PT boats!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Tom Cruise is a dork! Not seeing this steaming piece of shit.
The best 80's flick was Hot Tub Time Machine - they had acid washed and over dyed jeans! AHHHHHHhhh!
I may watch this just to see how bad it is.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
This movie is just plain wrong.
(973) Jersey Strong
Submitted by CholaMom on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:28pm.
Good point! And geez, we're not talking late 1500's Spain here. It was less than 30 years ago!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
TommyGirl doing his best hot mini-rock star IS HILARIOUS! Forget the other atrocities in that poster! bwahahahahahaha
#somean ;]
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Was anyone involved in this movie actually conscious during the 1980's? Julianne Hough's hair is ALL WRONG and at least 10 years out of date. My friends would have s-e-r-i-o-u-s-l-y mocked her for having 70's hair. What a doof.
And that's only the beginning of the 100 shades of wrong this movie is.
People that make period films need to, you know, research things a little. Please.
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
no fucking way
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by LoCoJo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:46pm.
You got HONEY BOO BOO CHILE as your avie! LULZ!
So this is the same bitch that ruined John Waters's Hairspray, now he's butchering Spinal Tap?
Russell Brand is the rotten cherry atop this Sandra Lee kwanzaa cake.
Stacee Jaxx? That's the best rockstar name they could come up with?
Get the fuck out of here.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
RDJ can do whatever he wants...he is THE hotness. Sigh....<3
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:25pm.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is in this movie! Why?!
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I was just thinking the same thing--- Michael's residual cheques from 'The Streets of San Francisco' must be drying up!!
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LOL! CZJ's image on this poster deserves its own Photoshop Awards tag.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Tom Cruise and Rock don't belong in the same sentence, let alone movie.
*glad I got my blood pressure meds*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Which one is Diego Bonita? I have never heard of this actor.
And Alexandra Breckenridge and Evan Rachel Wood are two of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood. I loved them on True Blood (which they were both on) and American Horror Story (which just had AB).