Evening Crumbs | Dlisted

I now know why a Rock of Ages movie exists. It's so we can see Tommy Girl looking like Sheryl Crow as Kid Rock on the poster - Just Jared

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively want to play house in Connecticut. That sentence turned me white.- Lainey Gossip

Katy Perry is one arm drop away from showing us the part of her that begins with chi and ends with chi - Hollywood Tuna

Peeta Bread fights for the gays and gayelles - Towleroad

If Nana Lohan isn't already sleeping with her pocketbook in her arms, she better start, because Lindsay Lohan will start dipping into there any day now - Celebitchy

I like JLove a lot more when she's talking about her King Kong titties instead of begging Adam Levine to love her - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

We can get Chyna's fuck tape with the click of a mouse and yet an ASkars/Charlize Theron sex tape still hasn't entered the Internet universe. Sense: The world doesn't make any - The Superficial

Ryan Seacrest is totally loving this, but only because Julianne Hough's side boob reminds him of Simon Cowell's side boob - Popoholic

Kitson + Wonky = Me asking if these pictures were recycled from 2004? - ICYDK

Winnie Cooper is looking hot! - Go Fug Yourself

RDJ and some people we don't care about at The Avengers premiere in London - Popsugar

Bearded Hamm - The Berry

Kelly Rowland is not about to get banished to the basement again - Crunk + Disorderly

It's hard to focus on RDJ's plaid bulge when those shoes are making my eyes heave - SOW

My guess is The Lesbeaver - Cityrag

Alexandra Breckinridge and Evan Rachel Wood were made on the same assembly line - Hollywood Rag

It's not right that Kelly Preston is taking all the credit when we know that John Travolta's the one doing the breastfeeding - I'm Not Obsessed

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Night Crumbs

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:20pm.

Submitted by LoCoJo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:46pm.

What kind of movie snacks are appropriate to eat with boxed wine?
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Chicken Biscuit crackers and Slim Jims should pair quite nicely with your Franzia.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by LoCoJo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:16pm.

I can't wait to rent this for a buck from Redbox, sit down on my couch with a box of wine(you don't expect me to waste a bottle of the good stuff on this shit, do you?), and laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh.

What kind of movie snacks are appropriate to eat with boxed wine?

Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:15pm.

WTF, RDJ, with that fucking suit? Jeebus.

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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:11pm.

Bearded Jon Hamm is a fucking dream.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:08pm.

no way in hell I'm watching this pile of shit.
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:08pm.

"Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively want to play house in Connecticut. That sentence turned me white." hahahaha oh MK

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:07pm.

Hmmm Tommy Girl looks familiar... http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/ma_012NicholsonBening.jpg

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:00pm.

Looks like the cover of bad '80s teen fiction.

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What kind of fuckery is this?

Submitted by turnelbup on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:00pm.

Oh dear God. I need some Pepto, penicillin and a hot, hot shower after seeing that "Rock of Ages" poster...

Submitted by Stan Derp on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:59pm.

There is no way I'll be seeing that movie.

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:59pm.

Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:25pm.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is in this movie! Why?!
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I was just thinking the same thing--- Michael's residual cheques from 'The Streets of San Francisco' must be drying up!!

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:57pm.

I have the same KISS tshirt.

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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.

Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:57pm.

Yet another POS movie I have no desire to see. I like Paul Giamatti, Cubic Zirconia Jones and Alec Baldwin but the rest of the foolios don't impress me. I wish Hollyweird would stop trying to make Julianne Hough happen, it's tiresome. And Russell Brand needs to take a fucking long, hot shower.

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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley

Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:55pm.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is in this movie! Why?!

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:55pm.

Sweeet Geeezez we'll have to look a Tom's creepy "WTF is going on with his weird shaped pecs that are 4 inches lower than any normal mans" body for the next few weeks. Seriously the guy's mid section and chest is one fuckin weird lookin set up. lol!!