Homebody Lindsay Lohan Got Into Another Fight At A Club
Over a week ago, some trick accused mess of all messes Lindsay Lohan of getting violent with her at The Standard hotel's Smoke & Mirrors club. LiLo shat out a river of denial and said the trick got the wrong crackie, because she was at home watching TV like the homebody she is. I believed LiLo at the time, because Amanda Bynes was at Smoke & Mirrors that night and since she's the frontrunner to become America's Next Top Trainwreck, I figured it was a case of mistaken skank identity. But now there's this. LiLo went to Smoke & Mirrors last night and got into a verbal fight which ended with a girl throwing a drink at her. Oh, and Michael Lohan was there too.
TMZ says that before the club fight, LiLo called Michael Lohan to help her out after the car she was in hit another car in the hotel parking lot. LiLo says she wasn't driving, but that piece of trash is known for switching seats after accidents, so who knows. Michael Lohan showed up and did what Michael Lohan does. He kicked vaginas, climbed trees and threatened to kill everybody. You know, typical Michael Lohan stuff. Once Michael handed that situation, he took LiLo inside Smoke & Mirror, because a so-called recovering alcoholic taking another so-called recovering alcoholic into a club is a good idea and Lohans are known for following up on all good ideas.
A source says that even though Michael and LiLo stayed until last call, they didn't touch the sweet nectar. Just as they were starting to leave, a chick in a booth made fun of LiLo for being there with her dad. LiLo screamed "Shut the fuck up" at the chick and the chick responded by launching a cocktail at her. Surprisingly, Michael Lohan didn't respond by kicking every vagina in the room. Michael grabbed LiLo and the two left.
LiLo is such a freckled disaster that even if she did stay home, she'd still get in a drunken fight with a plastic ficus tree for looking at her sideways and trying to steal her man: a floor lamp from Pier 1. But now that I think about, I bet LiLo staged the whole thing and let the cocktail thrower snort an extra line in the bathroom if she agreed to throw the drink. If LiLo didn't get a drink thrown at her, she wouldn't be able to say, "No, I don't smell like my mom's piss because all those jumbo iced chamomile teas I drank were really pure whiskey. I smell like that because an evil bitch threw an entire bottle of Jack at innocent me. Everybody's out to get me! Are you going to drink that?"
Smart move, actually.
Okay, okay, just for today LiLo's title gets slightly upgraded from "mega dumb bitch" to "semi dumb bitch."
And here's a few pictures of LiLo hanging out with her brother in her backyard over the weekend. The photo agency tells me they were taken at Coachella, but that's impossible since LiLo never EVER leaves her house.
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she sure is gonna be a slow process to come back to being as normal as she'll get..
I have nothing against her.. think she's looking better.. but I think she needs to check the people she surrounds herself with..
That includes her f'in mother who I think is even worse than her father.. as she doesn't even attempt to help her daughter..
Don't you dare compare Lindsay to Neely O'Hara. Not until she crawls into an alley screaming her name like she's screwing a deaf horse and snatching the wig off mama lohan and giving it a proper swirlie
Seriously? She looks like she's all, "dolled-up"! That glazed look is definitely some NEELY O'HARA shit going on! In fact: dillusional, druggie, bitter with regret, has-been?
She IS Neely O'Hara!
She seems utterly incapable of considering anyones feeling but her own. Always has to be the center of attention. Don't like her.
Pregancy gunt? Fabrical illusion? Or, is bitch just getting fat?
Sorry, didn't read comments or the main article to see if this was cleared up, but on my phone, something seems suspicious in her belly area. She looks lovely, though... like she's ready to make the move from authentic crackwhore experience provider to high class escort.
Lol! You guys were right. TMZ is now reporting that good old Lindz was the instigator! This bitch! Seriously, she needs to get some weed, Netflix streaming and some snacks and sit her ass at home for the next 5 years.
She's done weird shit to her face that won't stop. Still..the hair is a pretty good distraction from her face. So much better red.
she actually looks pretty good here, especially compared to how she was looking with that horrible bleached out hair mess. It is unfortunate that she has filled her face and lips, because that shit wasn't necessary. She must go to the same plastic surgeon/enabler as Megan Fox.
Submitted by C6 on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:20am.
Agree with this whole thing. She's a mess, albeit a someone controlled "you throw your drink on me first!" one. Fk whatever the dumb probation reports say.
(Eta, Magnificent, true, but look how stringy it seems to be at the roots. And those damn fug shoes?!)
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yeah EXACTLY!! never underestimate a crackie's creativity when it comes to getting some alcohol.
1. its a free drink, hohan dont need to pay
2. if bitch gets caught, she can blame it on somebody else
i bet michael lohan probably his mouth under hohan's chin, so he can mop up any drips that didnt land in her mouth.
now if that chick had thrown a Shirley Temple (for those not old enough its a non-alcoholic cocktail)
now if that chick had thrown a shirley temple at hohan, bitch would have been OUTRAGED and press charges.
"How are dare you, HOW dare you throw non-alcoholic cocktails at me?! I WIll sue"
Lindsay was just rehearsing that scene where Bubbles throws a golden chalice full of poop in Liz's face
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 11:22pm.
oh please yal know hohan was holding out for that chick to throw the cocktail at her.
i bet hohan had her mouth open and was sucking it all up.
and she was all like, yeah yeah bitch throw some more cocktails at me.
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Agree with this whole thing. She's a mess, albeit a someone controlled "you throw your drink on me first!" one. Fk whatever the dumb probation reports say.
(Eta, Magnificent, true, but look how stringy it seems to be at the roots. And those damn fug shoes?!)
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The fact that she has restored her ginger hair makes me think she may finally have achieved at least temporary victory over her addictions and other problems. I hope it's true. After all those years when she was too messed up to realized that her fried out bleached hair was horrible for her, now perhaps she finally sees it because she's sober. So she moved back to the right color.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 9:45pm.
I read that after she got all the face fillers, she got on a flight to the UK, which was a bad move because the altitude change fucked with the fillers , BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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LMAFKINGOFF. Damn, she's dumb as filler shit!
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
oh please yal know hohan was holding out for that chick to throw the cocktail at her.
i bet hohan had her mouth open and was sucking it all up.
and she was all like, yeah yeah bitch throw some more cocktails at me.
That $1,500 Prada purse is part of her three million debt in all likelihood. It's purdy but like Deb says, it's about $1,400 more than I am willing to part with.
Lohan should just stay away from clubs at least until she's done with her Lifetime commitment.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 8:36pm.
She looks like Liz Taylor like my asshole looks like the Mona Lisa!
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I read that after she got all the face fillers, she got on a flight to the UK, which was a bad move because the altitude change fucked with the fillers. So when she met with the producers of the Liz movie, they were "horrified" by how fat and fake her face was. They asked for photographic proof with that day's newspaper taken in the next few weeks to prove her face went down. Man, if this is true, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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I do love the hair color. If she stopped fucking with those fillers, she would look great.
Hehe Chirio! Truth is she's not even worth 2 dollars...try 3 million in debt!
She looks like Liz Taylor like my asshole looks like the Mona Lisa!
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:31pm.
That's not a peace sign. she's saying "I'm worth $2dollahs"
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
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LMAO! You are my fucking hero Michael K!
What the fug ugly is she wearing on her feet?
So insane looking. It's really sad how people botox/surgery the hell out of themselves trying to run away from something. Just fking stop, seriously.
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It's funny, because before I came home from work I was just thinking about how samey my days are, but shit, I'd rather have the same kind of days I do than her samey, which always involved public humiliation and intoxication.
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:31pm.
That's not a peace sign. she's saying "I'm worth $2dollahs"
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
That's hysterical!!!!!
wow, at first glance i totally thought that was someone wearing a lindsay lohan mask...
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am i the only one that lol'd at the thought of her and that fucking dad of the year of hers in that club fighting with someone? ridiculous but i wish i could have seen it.
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LMAO at this whole post MK! Lilo must hold a special place in your heart... I woundn't put it past her to plan the "thrown drink" mess. And those unicorn-heels! >_<
"but that piece of trash is known for switching seats after accidents"
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"He kicked vaginas, climbed trees and threatened to kill everybody"
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"America's Next Top Trainwreck"
ROFL, These describe the foolios in this TRAGEDY to a tee! You are the best! ;P
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Submitted by jsanto24 on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:50pm.
Nice research, jsanto! It's only about $1400 than I'll pay for a purse. It is dreamy, though...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:23pm.
I liked her in Georgia Rule, too.
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Wow she's looking normal again! She's got to stop the fighting though... sooner or later the UFC will want to recruit her. OH WAIT, TOO LATE - www.bitly.com/JjVBge hahaha
The right hair color can make such a HUGE difference.
Why is there still a "plastic" quality to get face? Definitely the injected lips, but not sure what else. Lindsay used to be sooo gorgeous.
You cannot afford Prada but that green is the hot color for nails this spring girls.
Now WHAT is she doing with her father who she said she doesn't want to know anymore?? Can we believe this story??
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She always has to have the longest hair extensions the shortest dress the most expensive purse. She is a typical lipstick lesbian. A huge drama queen. Far less comfortable with herself than a straight girl. Everything is over the top. Everything is tacked on not innate.
bag link http://store.prada.com/en/US/woman/handbags/totes/BN2316_2AO6_F0229
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Radaronline says the cops have video of her at the Standard the night she claimed she was at home watching tv. Lock her up and throw the key away.
She looks so much better! OMG I want her baggggg!!!
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This moron will never learn.
Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:02pm
OMG, sinjin! Those shoes! Proof positive that money can't buy taste. I wonder if those shoes give your feet nasty yellow stains....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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If Blowhan would just say the obvious everyone here would respect a little. Just come out and say "I drink, I get pissed off at people and I really just need to learn some control. I am an idiot sometimes and I am working on it."
Can she live honestly? Not anytime soon. Lol
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:01pm.
Yes Deb, he just recently had some run in again with his GF. It seems that they both have orders of protection against EACH OTHER that they both keep violating! LOL!
I just looked at the pictures and didn't read the story. Is that bad? I think she looks pretty hot here.
Deb, I found a page that said that seafoam green color was Prada's sig color this year. If Hohan wants Prada, she should just stick to something she knows: The Prada "Smoking Shoes" they look just like her! I don't understand how something so tacky can cost so much. (smh)
http://whatwelikenyc.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/img_61621-e133310969730...
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:55pm.
Yep. Like taunting the village idiot.
Submitted by Stan Derp on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:37pm.
So this is 2 run in the course of about a week. It's just a matter of time before she goes back to jail. I thought she hated her stupid ass father...why did she call him?
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Pretty sad to think that there was nobody else to call. Shouldn't he be keeping his heart-attack having ass out of trouble too?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:55pm.
Not to take Lohan's defense, but every asshole in LA will now try to get a rise out of her, to ding her car, to accuse her of doing this or that, or to cause her to fuck up in some way.
They all want their five minutes of fame and the current culture encourages that.
I agree. That's exactly why she should STAY HER ASS AT HOME.
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Douchechill!
Not to take Lohan's defense, but every asshole in LA will now try to get a rise out of her, to ding her car, to accuse her of doing this or that, or to cause her to fuck up in some way.
They all want their five minutes of fame and the current culture encourages that.