Friday, April 20th 2012

Evening Crumbs

Not even a pair of jeans can mask the magnificence of CoCo's camel toe - Hollywood Tuna

If you want to hear me ramble into a serious state of drunk, click the link for my conversation with Julie Klausner about how I did phone sex for a second (the sound of my voice will tell you why I didn't last) and other stuff - How Was Your Week? or iTunes

Julia Roberts' subtle bitchiness remains intact.....and why in the hell is she dressed like a schoolgirl from the 60s? - Lainey Gossip

I like that the mask on James Franco's head looks like it was made with several silicone nutsacks - The Superficial

Of course Jennifer Aniston did the slow, silent cry wall slide when she was hit with the news she won't go down in history as Brad Pitt's only wife - Celebitchy

I love it when news people give us that dirty talk - Towleroad

We get it, Miranda Kerr, you can do sex while braiding your hair with your foot, we get it - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Emily Blunt was dressed like a blunt yesterday and today she's dressed like a blood clot - Popoholic

Chupa Zoe's son looks really happy to be dressed like the star of a baby version of Tom Sawyer - ICYDK

BREAKING: Fishsticks is actually walking - Popsugar

36 reasons why the peace sign needs to say peace out - The Berry

Gross and I bet Jason Segel wrote "I Wuvs U" on Michelle Williams' hand with his fingers - Videogum

The slutty Nirvana look is so not now - Go Fug Yourself

But why does Raz-B have his name written in jizz on his sunglasses? - Crunk + Disorderly

There's not enough ecstasy in the world that'll make me think this raver mess look is hot - Just Jared

Please tell me at least one of these 4/20 cakes has a creamed Fritos filling - Cityrag

Shannen Doherty reunited with all her ghosts from the past last night - Hollywood Rag

Excuse me while I move to Canada, they're showing gay porn on network TV now - OMG Blog

Posted by: Michael K


JoJo's picture

OMG, I could listen to you all day MK!!!

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Vico's picture

Oh MichaelK you could pass for Dorthy Zbornak, you sound wonderful!

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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" -Enid

Coco's body must feel so good when she goes to bed and gets to take off all that tight ass crap! For most of the day, her entire body is wrapped tight like a sausage, ugh.

joanne's picture

Great voice Michael K.

fififi's picture

Michael K, it was so interesting to hear your actual voice, awh! Good stuff.

Bossy's picture

I just can understand the use of the word "sexy" in reference to Miranda Kerr. She's pretty, but her face is that of a child's (think baby fat padded cheeks rather than angular) and her body is very, very slim with only very, very subtle curves. I guess I attribute that body type to elegant or something of the sort but not sexy.

salacious's picture

I like Coco. I'd take her any day over the Turdashians.

As for your interview. MK, you need to start doing webisodes or throw in a webcast to discuss something interesting every now and then. I'd much rather listen to you than those those annoying twats on Youtube.

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Vern's picture

If MK was an instrument (shaddup you pigs) he would be a COWBELL! Because I gotta fever and I gotta have some more!

PS: Julia- you have good taste in bloggers, but that godawful organy crap background music made your MEMEMEMEMEing even more painful.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 1:26pm.
I enjoyed MK's interview but Julie Klausner needs to learn how to listen to the people she's talking with, let them finish and not cut them off all the time as it's intensely annoying.
Just some (hopefully) constructive criticism if she's reading this

Yes! I loved hearing MK, but she asked him if he hears from celebrities and which ones write him and he said Phoebe, of course, then she totally changed the subject before he was done answering and I wanted to know who else! They never went back to it.

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Submitted by perky on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 1:48pm.

Exactly who was interviewing who? MK you sounded much more interested in Julie than she was in you. Frankly Julie sounded more interested in herself than anything else. What I learned from all this is I want MORE MK!!
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THIS. More MK indeed.

perky's picture

Exactly who was interviewing who? MK you sounded much more interested in Julie than she was in you. Frankly Julie sounded more interested in herself than anything else. What I learned from all this is I want MORE MK!!

zomay's picture

Slings and Arrows, your AVI is painful. Good lordy..

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Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 1:26pm.

I enjoyed MK's interview but Julie Klausner needs to learn how to listen to the people she's talking with, let them finish and not cut them off all the time as it's intensely annoying. Just some (hopefully) constructive criticism if she's reading this.

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Agree

RichBitch's picture

I enjoyed MK's interview but Julie Klausner needs to learn how to listen to the people she's talking with, let them finish and not cut them off all the time as it's intensely annoying.
Just some (hopefully) constructive criticism if she's reading this.

Julie Klausner is annoying as fuck.

Right click the MP3 file and click 'Save Linked Content As' and then save to a folder on your HD. Then skip to about the 42:00 mark where Michael K. is introduced and begins to speak.

Deb's picture

MK, I loved your interview. But that Julie was the pop-culture yenta of life. Annoying!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

This B should be stoned by all the decent women in the world. JMHO

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Submitted by icallbs on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 11:24am.

joe schmoe, i felt the same way. i went to the direct link and the mk interview starts around 42:30...thereabouts.
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Thank you so much!

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Submitted by icallbs on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 11:22am.

i enjoyed your conversation portion of the "show" mk. but, otherwise, listening to julie ramble on made me want to stick a shiv in my ears. she reminds me of all the lakeview chicago hipsters who find themselves infinitely more interesting and believe their opinions to be more relevant than they truly are.
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Copy all of that. She thinks she's utterly fascinating. (She's not)

But please! Tell me when MK comes on. *crying* How much of that do I have to sit through to get to the part where MK talks?

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icallbs's picture

joe schmoe, i felt the same way. i went to the direct link and the mk interview starts around 42:30...thereabouts.

icallbs's picture

i enjoyed your conversation portion of the "show" mk. but, otherwise, listening to julie ramble on made me want to stick a shiv in my ears. she reminds me of all the lakeview chicago hipsters who find themselves infinitely more interesting and believe their opinions to be more relevant than they truly are.

joe shmoe's picture

Can someone tell me HOW I get to hear MK? I downloaded the link and sat through about 10 minutes of Julie Klausner's excruciatingly boring, self-absorbed stream of consciousness drivel. Jesus. I had to stop it or risk smashing my computer with a hammer.

When does MK come on?

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I think Jennifer Aniston is very much over Brad's greasy pock marked face, cigarette breath, and smelly ass.

jelliebean's picture

MK you are adorable,I loved hearing your thoughts. But your dog, needs an intervention!

KittenKatinCanada's picture

MK, loved your interview. Thanks for posting the link.

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" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)

SoulTaker's picture

LOOOooooOOOooOOOvvedddd hearing your interview, MK!!

Come to Minneapolis and hang out with me, man. xoxo

betseyfan2's picture

Enjoyed MK's interview...except Julie, love, more guest less you, k?

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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan

Give me a fucking break. Jennifer collapsed? I call bullshit on this story. I'm sure her, Brad and AJ are all in on this PR shit together.

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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 6:01pm.
Oh, we wish we got porn!! Not with Harper as PM! I think this is the first time in CBC history that FUCK in movies after 10:30pm have been bleeped out.

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I loathe Harper.

Haven't had a tv in months...is "shit" still okay to say?

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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan

Dame Chupacabra's picture

My weekend is here... and I too love Coco and Ice... *blows kisses in the wind* (i dare say) TOOODDDLLESSS...:-d

Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!

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Awesomely fun show MK! ;)

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I adore coco and ice and they can never break up! They are the sweetest together.

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Michael K, "How Was Your Week" was fun. It was nice to hear you talk about what you do.

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Newportjoey's picture

MIGUELINA THAT WAS FUN TO LISTEN TO

I agree....

"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"

chunky barbie is hot

Gardening Girl's picture

Natalie, Casey JOnes was a train engineer...he died when the train he was driving plowed into another train.

zomay's picture

See you later ESE. Have a great weekend.

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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 10:03pm.

*smooches zoomie*... you're so generous... that's the most clothes she was talked into leaving the house just this day!LOL!

see ya!

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Gardening Girl's picture

My money says she's been at the head of more trains than Casey Jones.

I heart Natalie's picture

I googled your reference... :( Casey Jones is not a porn star?

zomay's picture

ESE,

:D

Has got to be the most clothing she has worn since 1994.

Xoxo

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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

Coco and Ice T make me laugh...great reality show.

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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:57pm.
Coco is a serene Goddess...
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*Earl Scheib banter*... and Ice-T will let ya have her for $39.95!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

zomay's picture

Coco is a serene Goddess...

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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

Dirk Diggler's picture

I'm no fan of Julia's but her come back in this interview is priceless. It should also be mentioned that the so-called reporter asked her a perfectly inane question.

Dog's picture

Whamo, I hate people who wear fur and I've been known to pull an Elaine and yap at those who do. But flinging paint on their coats? Never. That's their property, it's a crime to do it, and if they can afford one they can afford a replacement.

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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:23pm.

How people treat animals IS telling to their characters I agree with that but some of those PETA zealots go overboard with it.

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Well, PETA people are clinically insane.
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No shit!!! I wonder how many if faced with sure death or the option to live with an animals tested instant cure would take the death option. Me thinks there would be a shitload of healthy people walking around.

UGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!! That was the worst interview/radio show EVER!!! If I wanted to listen to some girl's brain diarrhea I would follow courtney love on twitter.

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Michael, your voice is like pure liquid gold. mmmm could listen to that all day.

Really, Jennifer Aniston "collapsed" upon hearing the news that Brangelina were getting hitched? I'm pretty sure she rolled her eyes even further back than the rest of humanity and then went promptly back to not giving a fuck, and having sexytimes with a hot beardless Justin Theroux.

HAH Julia Roberts is such an ice queen. Normally this would annoy me but since it's about Brange, bitch on sister...bitch on.

Am I the only one who thinks Miranda Kerr is overrated, looks-wise?

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Submitted by ESE on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:37pm.

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:32pm.
WELL, ALL RIGHT, WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE.....
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i'll show you forms of inadequacy you've never dreamed of!!

OT: i just don't understand why Miranda Kerr is "pretty", and a model... just not seein' it.

^^^^^ co-sign

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