Carey Mulligan & Marcus Mumford Are Married Now
Marcus Mumford from that British folk band Mumford & Sons married human Pixie stick Carey Mulligan in the English countryside today in front of a bunch of guests including former homewrecker hero Sienna Miller, Jakey Gyllenhaal and Colin Firth. That dizziness filling your head is your blood sugar levels rising from the word twee fucking you hard after reading that last sentence. I mean, Carey Mulligan and the dude from Mumford & Sons (or as Jezebel so perfectly puts it, "the Sith Michelle Williams and Jason Segel") barfing out their love for each other in a country wedding?
I bet their dancefloor is a field of wild flowers and they're dancing barefoot like a bunch of rich hippies as a dude wearing a tweed three-piece suit plays the harmonica while sitting in a tree. I can practically hear the laughs from blonde little girls in white cotton fairy princess dresses chasing fireflies around. I'm sure all their wedding pictures were taken with an accordion camera and Carey and Marcus will leave the wedding reception on a wooden wagon pulled by a pony with a flower wreath on its head. A British Knott's Berry Farm mess.
UsWeekly says that Marcus and Carey have been together a little over a year, but they knew each other as children. Marcus and Carey became pen pals through their churches. I know, they're just too much. From childhood church pen pals to getting married in a country wedding? I'm pretty sure I've already that story and I'm pretty sure it was written by the lady who wrote Anne of Green Gables.
(Image via Pacific Coast News)
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Submitted by saltydog88 on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 7:25pm.
but she still sort of feels forced upon us to me.
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Agreed! I saw her stink up the screen in Drive and Wall Street and found her completely irritating. In both she was just annoying and mewling and screamed indie hipster darling. I'm tired of these walking pixie cuts in ballet flats and ironic sweaters being shoved down our throats as if they are some paragon of talent and virtue.
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Hearing about this was bothersome. I look at the picture and think, "But you're too young to be getting married already!" Yeah, 26 isn't really all that young in real-life marriage years, but it also doesn't seem like they've been together that long? Either way, I doubt this will last.
It gets increasingly less pleasant to hear about people around my age getting married. It just further cements my own "forever alone" status. I'm not really bothered by it, except in relation to everyone else, where I imagine a future of everyone else married with kids and I can't relate to anyone. They're all going to be talking about diapers with each other while I'm whining to strangers online.
She actually was very good in An Education, but she still sort of feels forced upon us to me. Every year or so they take some Brittish chick and spend tons of money, time and effort trying to make her happen in America. Funny then that Sienna Miller is at her wedding.
he looks cute in like one out of every four pictures I see, but that pathetic mustache has got to go
She's cute. He's not. He looks like some old-fart Brit playboy from like the 1940's. That moustache is not doing him any favors. :(
Who and who??
My husband and I were pen-pals first and it's 12 years later!!
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Congrats on their lovely country wedding and on the preggers annoucement we will perhaps hear about in 7 weeks.
They look like the kind of people that would make a blog about their hummus tasting adventures and squirrel watching excursions
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Ont: Okay, so they got married. *silence* Oh, look at the time. Sleep time and shit. What was I pondering right before the time? fk these two homebodies.
*steps away from 2nd nature sarcasm* Well, hope these two all the best in the institution of marriage. *shuffles off; gnite/gmorn all!
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I don't mind her, but these pants really aren't flattering.
I know she is thin, so this shit is not acceptable when it makes someone small like her look so bottom heavy.
Dunno the husband, but he seems like the typical hipster type. But hey, even boring hipsters need to be wed from time to time, so I will not complain.
I'd rather this than hear about Brangelina's, a Kardashian's or a Royal's wedding.
Ummm...who dat? Fuckit nevermind.
*falls asleep*
Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 6:13pm.
After his turn as the Winklevoss twins in The Social Network, absolutely.
Plus he makes me think norty thoughts!
Hahaha, he does funny things to me too, but I can't figure it out.
I haven't seen that movie - or any movie with Armie - but I get flouncy princess vibes from him. As in he is TOO pretty. And Tom Buchanan is described as pretty much the manliest man that ever manlied.
You just know that someday he'll whisper in her ear, "I really fucked it up this time, didn't I, my dear?" whereupon she'll turn and stab him in the eye. Hey, I would. Probably sooner, actually, when those banjos start plunking.
Sith Michelle Williams and Jason Segel, HAH. They wish.
Mumford and sons are awful and she was atrocious in Drive. Ruiner of cool movies marries everything wrong with British music today. Perfect for each other. Carry on.
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Shia Labeouf needs to quit his lucrative acting career and become a professional "get your 40 year daughter with the massive cat collection out of your damn house and into a normal relationship with a man thats not a life size George Clooney cardboard cutout" whatever the hell it is. Dude sure is good at scaring girls into holy matrimony.
I like Mumford & Sons but this dude's a sweater. Every time I see him singing, he soaked within 2 minutes. Sex with him must be like wrestling with a hot washcloth.
Even if I knew who these people were I still wouldn't give a crap.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 6:11pm. You read the character of Tom Buchanan and you visualised Armie Hammer? really?
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After his turn as the Winklevoss twins in The Social Network, absolutely.
Plus he makes me think norty thoughts!
Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 5:46pm.
although I am still miffed that Armie Hammer wasn't cast as Tom
You read the character of Tom Buchanan and you visualised Armie Hammer? really? He is more Jay than anybody else, but even then NO.
Yawn but looking forward to The Great Gatsby (and praying they get it right this time, although I am still miffed that Armie Hammer wasn't cast as Tom).
Oh man...these two are going to be even less interesting than Liev and Naomi. Well that's nice, good for them. I think Carey is a great actress, and Mumford & Sons is a great band...I got to see them live in Baltimore. Good shit.
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lol@boring couples tag!
Completely serious, I thought she was still dating Shia LaBeouf...I even told someone that the other day (watching the Wall Street movie).
I love her.
I love him.
But I will call them Carcus.
Buff it to a spit shine!
I love her.
I love him.
But I will call them Carcus.
Buff it to a spit shine!
Submitted by Joeb on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 4:25pm.
Mulligan's got all her nuts riding on her rendition of Daisy Buchannon in Xmas "Gatsby". I don't see her pulling it off.
I do NOT see her as Daisy Buchanan AT ALL. I just... NO.
Leo as Gatsby = YES.
It's also odd that in every movie of GG Daisy is blonde. She is described as dark-haired in the book...
Who and who?
Submitted by elmo533 on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 4:20pm.
Met as penpals through their churches? Married in the English country side? That shit seriously sounds like Taylor Swift lyrics.
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Or a Colin Firth movie. Good thing he was there.
WHO?????????
i love them both, so i can't say anything bad.
Joeb, I'm thinking her Daisey will go over like a fart in church.
Mulligan's got all her nuts riding on her rendition of Daisy Buchannon in Xmas "Gatsby". I don't see her pulling it off.
Who are these people?
huh what?
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
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He's nice looking. She will look like his Mom in a few years.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 4:09pm
Come on now. LeDouche made her more interesting.
Met as penpals through their churches? Married in the English country side? That shit seriously sounds like Taylor Swift lyrics.
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I know Anne of Green Gables was her most loved character, but I actually liked the Emily of New Moon books better.
Anne (with an "e") Shirley was a wonderful character, though.
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AWESOME! Two boring ugly people I don't care about have been joined forever (lulz) in holy matrimony! I'm shitting myself with absolute, unbridled joy.
He's just turned 25. Not gonna last. They'll the divorce by the end of the year. Then ure gonna hear them say: "Our careers were to blame", "We were so in love/reckless when we made this step", "Irreconciliable differences", "We werent suited for each other". Just another pair of idiots who think marriage is a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
Slow day?
At least she didn't marry Shia!
Dont know these peeps
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
RIs playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
I once read the entire collection of journals by Lucy Maud Montgomery when I was sick with pneumonia. Her life was so mundane in comparison to her characters - so more or less they provided an escape for her. She suffered with chronic illness and a loveless marriage to a Presbyterian Minister.
Anyway, my favourite LMM book was "Blue Castle." It speaks to the inner spinster in me. ha ha