Saturday, April 21st 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Racquel Bailey, a 23-year-old aspiring actress from New Jersey who used her entire life savings of $1,500 to put her headshot and a special message for Tyler Perry on a billboard near his studio in Atlanta. I wasn't sure about this being a completely brilliant move until the word "YES!!!!" slapped me in the head after I asked myself, "Would Sean Young do this?" Seriously, if Sean Young will do it, then it's all kinds of right.

Racquel tells 11 Alive News (via CL Atlanta) that she rented ad space on a billboard two miles from Tyler Perry's studio hoping that Tyler (that's Miss Perry if you're nasty and he's wearing his Madea panties) will see it when he's driving to work.

"I hoped he would see it while he was driving to work, or on his way home from work, or that someone would see it!" she told 11Alive's Blayne Alexander via Skype

And it didn't come cheap; Bailey paid $1,500 for the billboard.

"My last money for the year!" she laughed.

Last money of the year? Somebody's gonna be surviving on ketchup packets from White Castle and garden hose water from a public building for the rest of the year. But that whole starving, weak "feed me Jesus" look will fit right into a Tyler Perry movie. And if that billboard hasn't convinced Tyler to cast her immediately, Racquel's demo reel will:

You know you're witnessing serious acting at work when the actor puts on one of those weird Madonna on Novocaine accents while reciting old timey English.

Tyler Perry so needs to take his tongue out of that honey bun it's in and cast Racquel Bailey in Madea Goes to Hell or whatever.

Posted by: Michael K


Well, we will know in a year if this paid off for her or not. I say good for her.

Her biggest problem though is the first scene of her demo reel is horrible. Nobody would cast her in a Shakespeare production anyways so she is shooting herself in the foot by putting that on her reel at all, let alone first.

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@Bacon Slut - wow, your unemployment rate "shot up" to 5.8%? Around me, the rate has been over 10% for a couple of years now. You all must be doing something right.

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Here is OUR version!

http://www.kare11.com/news/article/973895/396/Rosemount-man-puts-resume-... billboard

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mortadella pianist's picture

I've seen better acting at a Middle School production-- and that's a pretty wrinkly forehead for a 23 year old...

WWJDFAKB's picture

I gotta keep my eyes open next time I'm downtown. But seriously, they are making a shit load of films here in ATL these days. I kind of want to be an extra (especially be a "walker" in The Walking Dead).

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I could not understand a single thing she said in that "Cleopatra" excerpt. It wasn't until this thread that I realized what she'd been trying to do.

This would've been better without the accent cause let's face it, you don't have to be an acting genius to be in a Tyler Perry movie.

Neurotic's picture

Stunt queen day today here it seems!

So if she cannot get an acting gig, or any gig, at least she might be able to get a job at the Gap?

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

If she's 23 than I'm a dewy 19-year-old virgin. And I ain't.

I think she's been to one too many Renaissance Faires.

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Submitted by mouthylegs on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 7:00pm.

23 MY ASS!!!!

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Those were my exact words when I took a look at the video. lol

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"I wasn't sure about this being a completely brilliant move until the word "YES!!!!" slapped me in the head after I asked myself, "Would Sean Young do this?"

You are fucking brilliant.

Why we all hatin? This is what I would do with my last 1500 for vino. Only thing she did wrong is NOT give herself some other sessay billboard name like 'RackQ "Irish Cream" Bailaaay' or some crazy shit. Damn, why I gotta think of everything for other people and shit?! This is basic marketing.

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That was NOT her life savings... That $1,500 was left over from her income tax refund after she went on a shopping spree at Rainbow & got her nails n haaarrr did... PUHLEEZE

But props to her for putting herself out there like that (I guess)

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NO, trick! This IS acting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5tH_H5aN0

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Jintess's picture

Hahahaha good for her!
Couldn't watch the video, but I'm a fan of putting it out there like that. The most he can say is no, plus it's not like he's going to go down as the best director of all time.
I hope someone gives her a shot. Took guts (and $$) to do what she did.

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She WISHES she was good enough for a Roger Corman flick!

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Where for art thou, Roger Corman?

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Money better spent fixing her teeth.

oh dave's picture

h8ers gonna h8! to the comment section. You all are just mad because you don't have a demo reel. C-U-P-cakes! hahahahaha

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THIS is Kanye's Beyonce! Right here right here right here. She's better looking than Kim, better at bringing the drama. C-U-P-cakes!
Kanye: you think I'm gay
Racquel: everybody said that, not me!

Thank you for bringing this light into my life. I love the demo reel. Whoever heard of birthday tacos?

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Her lack of acting talent is, sadly, not made up for with good looks nor brains since the billboard thing is just ludicrous... And 23 MY ASS!!!!

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Her LIFE SAVINGS was $1500? That's sad. And so is that billboard and "demo tape". This is a good example of why dropping out of school is not such a hot idea, kids.

She's actually not horrible but that tired Shakespearean talk has got to go. And 23? Yea okay, whatever helps her sleep at night.

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Bad weave, can't act, comes off as slightly desperate and pretentious...yep, she would def be perfect for a Tyler Perry film.
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Not a great actress but her cheekbones are to die for

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RichBitch's picture

She'd make a great "dead hooker" on SVU.

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Submitted by Versailles on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 4:10pm.
It's just that my country is in the middle of the worst murder case in our history. (Anders Behring Breivik)and I am slightly more emotional these days..

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I'll take Miss Bailey ANY ol' day over the talentless, annoying, cloyingly puke inducing Courtney Alexis Stodden.

You go, Miss Bailey!

Heroic Cupcake's picture

I'd cast her in something. I hope she gets her big break. Real people are much more interesting than fake ass "star system" whores. I would never cast a star in a film if I did such a thing for a living unless her name was Sean Young.

Gardening Girl's picture

Didnt Tyler Perry put that main Kartrashian whore in one of his movies? Why not this chick then?

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Clever idea, but ...GIRLFRIEND, PLEASE!!!!!

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Versailles's picture

I dont know who Angela is, and gore does not bother me. Unless it's children or murder victims.

It's just that my country is in the middle of the worst murder case in our history. (Anders Behring Breivik)and I am slightly more emotional these days..

On topic: This girl is at least 30 years old, and she is average.

Kandykane's picture

I think Tyler Perry should give her an opportunity to audition for him. There's possibly potential there but not as a leading lady. Hard to say without seeing ensemble work. She's just playing off herself. Just put down the crack pipe and lay off the botox. 23?? Ah hell nah.

Gardening Girl's picture

Anybody remeber that movie "Hollywood Shuffle"? Where they had black actors who studied at Juliard going out for rolls as pimps and junkies. Dunno why I thought of it cos this chick needs training.

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23 my ass.

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coca's picture

If Tyler Perry pens "Madea Crashes the Royal Family Reunion" she might stand a chance.

justincase's picture

She's going for the pity angle - right?

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Sorry, but this chick does not have what it takes to make it in Hollywood. In her own mind, maybe. But if I'm watching someone act, and knowing they are ACTING, like Jon Lovitz's "Thespian", "ACTING! A-THANK YOU!"
it's distracting. She needs to lose herself entirely in a character, and that's not happening, from what I see in that demo tape.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/276070/saturday-night-live-master-thespian

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<"Submitted by EdDallas on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 2:40pm.
Texndoc: have you ever seen the I Love Lucy one hour episode with Miss Bankhead? The best!">

Yeah, do you know the background story? Lucille Ball was basically the richest and most powerful woman in Hollywood at the time. The role was for Bette Davis who said Lucy was like a mad general and there was no way she'd put herself through it and Tallulah got the role and Lucy laid down the law with her on the set - supposedly Tallulah was gin-tipsy every scene but never flubbed one line and she was very very funny. Lucy apparently flubbed many a scene they had to re-shoot (to the joy of Miss Bankhead).

Vern's picture

Curse you Mike for thinking. :)

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Foxxy Brown's picture

no "Get Money, Girl!" tag? ;-) can't hate on this - do whatcha gotta do, Raquel

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Smb?

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Submitted by Slings and Arrows on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 3:35pm.

methinks some peeps methinks too much. i love gore. get over it.

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Is that a headshot on the billboard or a screencap from an En Vogue video?

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 3:22pm.

methinks she's working two usernames in this thread

Gardening Girl's picture

I think that Racquel should go back to New Jersey and get some training. Maybe to to ITT or nursing school because this was just awful. At least Blakey Lively can pull off a concerned cow like expression.

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She definitely has a hairline that Naomi Campbell would envy.

That's about the nicest thing I can say about her.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 3:18pm.

Submitted by Versailles on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 3:12pm.

Sinjin, Nicole b Simpsons autopsy? It's disturbing..
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That's even low for Angela.

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