Saturday, April 21st 2012
Stunt Queens Keep Stuntin'
And here's Pimp Mama Kris' latest fame-getting scheme going for a not-at-all staged and completely unchoreographed strut through NYC today. Pimp Mama Kris should really stuff a bonus in Kim Karkrashian's whore jar for flashing a perfect "if this doesn't get the cover of Life & Style I'm going to sacrifice another kitten to my creator Lucifer" smile at just the right time. Pimp Mama Kris has those whores trained well. I was about to say that the only thing real in these pictures is that ice cream cone, but I'm sure it's made from the same plastic Kim's face is made of and was rented from a prop shop.
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Dem titties look sad.
I hate springing for the $60 boulder-holders, too, Kim, but you saved enough money on those leggings. Treat yo self.
ugh i hate those two, they're just so arrogant and smug.
Sex tape!
They just seem so damned smug... It irks the fuck out of me!
I keep hearing the little part from Ni**as in Paris where he sings "you know how many fat bitches I own" in a constant loop in my head since seeing this post yesterday... I haven't heard this song in so long, but it's Kanye's voice, non stop, in my head, over and over... very prophetic and haunting. I hope he's just fucking with her, that he's getting ready to come out of the closet, planning to say dating Kimmy just helped push him over the edge... don't know why considering I don't give a shit about this. Soft serve is better, btw!
Oh Kim... I used to just think of you as a harmless hot bitch that got pissed on by Brandy's little brother. I still think that, but there's all this famewhorey disgust mixed up in there now. Shoulda just rode Reggie Bush's dick into the sunset and been happy.
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Come along, Pond.
hasnt kim died yet?
People talk about gross body functions because they want to be loved, but fear they are not worthy of love, so they try to evoke unpleasantness to mask their insecurity and one-up the rejection they fear, all the while getting a rise out their daring to discuss ugly things like it's some profound truth? It's the sunshine, lollipops and a turd syndrome. I read it in Psychology Today.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 7:51pm.
Why is Kim orange?
Oompa Loompa piss.
Submitted by mamacita75 on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 1:15am.
Can we send them to India??????
As if India doesn't have enough problems.
Why is Kim orange? She needs to stop the nip-tuck of her face because she looks like a pushing-40 something or other.
The only reason I would want this to be real is because it would inspire another 808 & Heartbreak.
What is happening to Kimmy's face?
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
YES, where did the ice cream go? Where did it GO?! Was it a prop, perchance? LOL! Zero chemistry, there I said it! (Though it was unnecessary) ;P
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I'm sure their kids will be breathtaking.
Kanye looks a bit like Khloe somehow. I think it's the spread nose.
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HOW DARE YOU PEONS talk smack about these glorious beings of money and fame. KIM has worked very hard to get where she is. She is a modern biznizz woman. And Kanye is the BACH of our jenerashun.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Dont shoo disrespect dis negro. Hmmmm, ummmm!
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
Bitch needs a bigger bra.
these two.
*vomits in a bucket*
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Fuck them both. Dont pay attention to them people and they will fade away. It's all our fault they are still here! Duh!
I've noticed Kim isn't interesting unless she is dating someone. Kinda sad.
Submitted by Thamar on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 10:02am.
Common to find myself alone in my views so here goes. Kanye and Kim are not faking their joyful expressions. Maybe reason is a big payday for these pics. Haha! They look good together. Sue me!
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I think Kim's big smile is due to her relief at adding 14 new minutes to her relevancy clock (literally at the last second), plus it gets PMK off her back for a little while.
I haven't watched the Kartrashians in years, but I'd pay money to see a bitch fight between Scott Disick and Kanye.
*pops popcorn and takes seat in front-row lawn chair to watch aerial explosion of KANYE KAPS when this ends*
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Maybe eating ice cream breaks one of her other whoring contracts.
Her shoes looks so painful. But she would look like a tree stump without them Poor Kim. What she endures.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 10:35am.
Where did the ice cream cone go?
Right to her ass, of course.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Where did the ice cream cone go?
<3 bettseyfan
Freshie has point about getting a life. After fixing toilet.
'heads out to Home Depot'
Common to find myself alone in my views so here goes. Kanye and Kim are not faking their joyful expressions. Maybe reason is a big payday for these pics. Haha! They look good together. Sue me!
Where did the ice cream go?
@Thamar and FreshFace....your exchange is the first thing I read this morning...LOVED IT!!!
@Kittymuffin...you crack me up.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Sorry about your mom freshie. You would not want to visit my mom. You wouldn't stand a chance. Skip it.
@thamar..i went over to your moms house instead cause mine is dead. like my eyes at this point and she said that you need a life.xo
Freshface you need some sex education methinks. There is no lesbian or fag hag in these pictures. Have z sit down with mom. You are mixed up on stuff sweetie. :-). Write what you know something about. Sex is not your area of expertise. :-). Make it fun. Go watch the seahorse video and enjoy yourself! :-)
There's some soccer mom-ish thing going on with her face in these pics. Odd.
kanye is going to CAPS LOCK kim when she cheats on his ugly ass. i wonder what kind of contract her mom had him sign. im actually excited. because, i think kanye is up to something with seeing her. he is too clever! im actually waiting for him to ruin her publically. i mean, we saw what he did to taylor swift at the vmas! im happy for him now. he is going to crucify kim cause he will always get love no matter what from the hip hop community. his beats and music are apart of american culture. kim is a ho.period.
aww-lesbian and her fag hag. SWEEET! they are the cutest thing since Wil and Grace. Im speechless..really!
Kittymuffin, if you are ever stuck for how to do a symbol just google: "alt codes list" then copy paste from there. Or you could search each one separately like "heart symbol html" A third way is to copy paste from one of our signatures. (the easiest) hahaha ;)
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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The lack of chemistry between these two is so fucking obvious it makes me sick!
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John Garfield
No one lives forever
Can we send them to India??????
Disgusting examples of humans. So sad. Where did the class go in Hollywood and the music industry?
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 12:06
little rascal is the cutest thing ever
look very happy together.
Submitted by KA on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 11:53pm.
why do people on this site always take talk of their pets to ridiculous or disgusting levels. no one needs to know your dog just farted or that you know what your dogs balls smell like. you look mental.
same reason someone needs to post what they had for lunch,,or what Lindsay Lohan wore today
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 12:01am.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 11:53pm
dayum.. lil rascal..not working..good to see you.. :)
thats all i can give..
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Kittymuffin, the ALT key is right next to the long "pause" bar. And you need to click on the # 3 on the right side of your keyboard, not the # 3 that is above all the letter keys. Also you have to press on both ALT and 3 at the same time.
I'm guessing he didn't consult Snoop Dogg on his choice of girl - "You can't wife a ho"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 8:12pm.
I loathe both of these trix with the power of a billion blazing suns. I hope they implode in their nastiness.
@Mel-Tang - Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel! ROFL
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 11:53pm
dayum.. lil rascal..not working..good to see you.. :)
thats all i can give..
Carbo-face and Urinal. How fake.
Wish MK would demote them to afternoon crumbs, or, better yet, just flush them completely.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
@ Kittymuffin
Click on the ALT key and at the same time click on # 3 key on the right side of your keyboard (under NUM LOCK there is a bunch of number keys).
ALT + 3 (at the same time) ---> ♥
why do people on this site always take talk of their pets to ridiculous or disgusting levels. no one needs to know your dog just farted or that you know what your dogs balls smell like. you look mental.
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Night all!
I dunno either. My smart phone makes me feel dumb. Is there an app for that?