Evening Crumbs
I've seen a broken glass and kidney stone ring on Regretsy that looks better than the $10,000 piece of crap that Eddie Cibrian bought for LeAnn Rimes for their 1st wedding anniversary. A ring fit for a fug! - Celebitchy
Kunty Karl's human is out as Katy Perry's piece - Lainey Gossip
Gross, I hate it when babies talk back - The Superficial
Has Stacy Keiberl's forehead always looked like it was levitating away from her head or is the black magic of Photoshop to blame? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Oh, Peeta Bread, but saying "I'm going to troll for hot people sex with a hot people man at the people club" just doesn't have the same ring to it - Towleroad
Selena Gomez's fake ass smile is saying to that little girl, "So you're trying to steal my bitch too, huh?" - Hollywood Tuna
A William Levy gallery is incomplete without his museum-worthy banana hammock pictures - The Berry
Screw Hilary Duff, we should be talking about the stoned dog friend in the background - Popoholic
It was nice of Michelle Williams to wear the dress her daughter's class made during craft hour with old placemats - Go Fug Yourself
Club promoter = Mickey - ICYDK
Wheelchair Jimmy's Bigfoot landing strip brows have been passed on, so says Media Takeout - IDLYITW
Taken minutes before the sun's rays almost burned through Angie Jo's vampire skin - Popsugar
Sarah Larson did it first and better - The Daily What
Camo puss - Cityrag
The outfit Jada Pinkett Smith is wearing on the right makes her look like a skinny midget Cleo from Set It Off - Crunk + Disorderly
Some Hollywood reporter can claim something that hundreds other people can claim - Hollywood Rag
lol @ "most photographed people in the world" - Just Jared
I'm sensing a trend.... - I'm Not Obsessed
Get into Chace Crawford's leaky pits - SOW
What a regular night at Beyonce and Jay-Z's dining room looks like - Videogum
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if this rock doesn't have some sort of value to them then this ring was the fugliest thing to give your wife..
but i'm willing to bet they have this rock from one of their vacations or honeymoon..
its still hideous.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 8:33am.
Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 8:09am.
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Heaven help me, I have to side with AJ on this one. Some of us don't tan - some of us burn. And is there a rule that you have to dress a particular way on the beach?
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Yes, some of us don't tan, but she does. I remember a picture of hers in a bikini, when Maddox was a toddler, and she was tanned. Her skin is on the olive side, not on the mozzarella's one.
The funny thing is that her bare arm is tanned, and the rest of her body isn't.
ETA: here some pics http://gossipcenter.com/angelina-jolie/photo/angelina-jolie-maddox
We've all seen her legs and arms, if she has issues showing her body in a bikini, why doesn't she simply wear a mini dress that covers her waist and hips? Jesus, she's at the beach, with her kids, can't she enjoy those moments witout the obsession of how she looks in front of a camera?
The ring is god awful. It's too damn long, poop-green-tree-looking, and it isn't even symmetrical. What a waste of money. Just proves that if you put a high price on anything, some fool celebrity will buy it. Maybe I should start selling overpriced petrified turds.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I swear, if I were to see that ring 50% off at XSRE in the Mall in the Palisades(NY), I would not even bother.
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Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 8:09am.
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Heaven help me, I have to side with AJ on this one. Some of us don't tan - some of us burn. And is there a rule that you have to dress a particular way on the beach?
*kicks holiday pictures out of view*
I did not know heroin addicts even WENT to the beach, hmm you learn something every day I guess.
Angie finally does something intelligent and she catches hell for it? Come on ppl. Save your skin. American Cancer Society
i think hillary duff looks good...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
It's not a ring really, it's a tracking device so TMZ will know which little league field she is slutting it up at.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
OK, so I'm behind in my television. I've been meaning to watch Gossip Girl for a decade and I came across it last night on HULU, so I decided to watch an episode. I could see Crawford and his butt-buddy Ed. I watched it for 25 minutes and couldn't figure out what it was about. It really was a horrible show. The script was horrible, the characters were horrible, and the actors were vile.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Sorry, double post.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Seriously, wtf is Angelina wearing? A black full length maxi dress on the goddamn beach? Bitch, can't you exit your heroin haze for one afternoon and realize this isn't about you looking like the queen of fucking shiba on opium for the cameras, it's supposed to be playtime? I would be fucking embarrassed if my wife dressed like that for a day at the beach. Cunt, we already saw your chicken leg and we know how goddamn ano you are. No use hiding under a burka while the rest of your family runs around looking like normal people. Afraid we will see your track marks? Fucking narcissist freak. Next up, moon landing on the twins' foreheads.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by anony54321 on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 8:49pm.
ok first - angelina in the dress on the beach - ffffffffs.
jesus GODDAMN christ can she get a grip.
next: WHICH one of you called shiloh a dike, over on JJ? cause i cant stop laughing at it!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
and apparently that jeweler has his priorities all screwed up because he has time to put a ring of diamonds around some piece of marble but can't shape the marble into something more symmetrical.
Maybe he should've brought along someone who could actually see before buying it. Falcor and Eddie must be hilarious trying to cross the street together. GOD BLESS THE McSQUINTY HOMEWRECKER-PITTS!
Why is Brangie pimping themselves so hard? Award season is over. Neither of them have a movie coming out. Is her stupid Nut N Honey movie coming out on dvd? This is revenge because we all made fun of her chicken leg, isn't it?
Holie at the beach in her best Dynasty-wear is too funny!
Nice hat!
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Wasn't it confirmed that LeAnn bought it herself, and said Eddie 'gave' it to her. As he's unemployed.
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That thing is going to grow legs and run away.
Eddie has shitty taste in women and jewelry. At least he's consistent.
And it's not a diamond encrusted internal abdominal organ ring, but the subway the canadian bought me for dinner sure was yummy.
*tweets picture*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The stone looks like labradorite, which can be gorgeous -- but not in that godawful setting, surrounded unnecessarily by diamonds.
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I am officially thinner than Hilary Duff. Why does that make me feel so good? Don't answer that.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I LOLed at the photo. Wtf.
And Angie Jo even wears black to the beach. WOW.
It looks like dirty ice. I know it's trendy, but the diamonds are all wrong and they make the center stone look really ugly.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Seems like one of those junk jewels I used to find inside the Easter egg when I was a kid, just way more ugly.
That ring was the free prize at the bottom of a Vlasic jar.
www.poopreport.com :)
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LOLOLOLOL @ the ooglay $10,000 ring. If he paid $10 for it he paid too much.
My husband bought me nothing the other day and I took a picture of it.
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ok first - angelina in the dress on the beach - ffffffffs.
jesus GODDAMN christ can she get a grip.
next: WHICH one of you called shiloh a dike, over on JJ? cause i cant stop laughing at it!
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 8:01pm.
C6: I never saw BSG but I loooooved "Caprica". SO pissed they canceled it. I'm not big on sci fi but that was awesome.
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{{Hekki}} Hear you. If you ever have the time, stream BSG. The first to jettison off was the Miniseries, then Seasons 1, 2, "Razor", 3, 4 and 4.5.
ALL OF THEM ARE MIND-FKS AND PROFOUND, but, to me, the Miniseries, "The Plan", "Razor" (Pegasus' battleship battle vs. a Cylon Baseship) and seasons 4 and 4.5 (the final season) are the fking goddamn best.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
C6: I never saw BSG but I loooooved "Caprica". SO pissed they canceled it. I'm not big on sci fi but that was awesome.
The side diamonds look weird with the oversized, odd-shaped stone.
I know it's cliche, but I love Princess Diana's/Kate Middleton's engagement ring.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
that is one ugly ring.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 5:57pm.
My gripe about the ring is that it's mismatched. A stone like that should be set more rustically in silver, not rimmed in dainty diamonds. I can see where it could be a cool ring but it misses the mark, in my opinion. I think that stone would be better on a wrist or neck.
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I feel the same way about it. It's like on Project Runway when they talk about letting the type of fabric dictate the shape of the dress. The stone itself is beautiful, but it's awkward for a ring and clashes with those diamonds.
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Aww look! LeAnne musta given Eddie a brand new credit card.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 7:19pm.
Joe, have you seen the pictures MK was talking about?! Google... Those are GOOD! ;]
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Thanks ;D
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Team No Likee Stupid Ringy.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Katy Perry's new piece looks like Crispin Glover with an underbite.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 7:30pm.
I have a sudden urge to go to JJ and fuxk with the loonitunes
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Hekki, I used to go to CBitchy and blow shit about Assbender just to mess with them. I was banned in no time flat. Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 6:35pm.
Dear Duff:
The idea is to lose the baby weight BEFORE you pour yourself into tight pants, fatso.
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You are so right. What a moocow!
I have a sudden urge to go to JJ and fuxk with the loonitunes
Submitted by GingeMinge on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 6:56pm.
in Cylons.
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Damn you DL people with your allusions and references to everything! If nothing else, the DL is full of people with literary or film-going minds. Love this group.
What I liked about #6 on BSG was that she was instrumental in the Cylon rebellion against #1 and #1's attack on humanity. #6 broke free. As did #8 (Athena). Remember, they hated each other at first. How interesting, art imitating life in regards to the formation of a moral uprising (the joining of man-made machine and man) through rebellion. When I first signed onto Dlisted in December 2009, BSG was what I was watching. Season 4.5 was ending. It hit home to me, call me a dork sci-fi buff, but every once in a while one catches a show/book/film that hits home. *feels like a dork after writing this essay
Ont: That ring looks like a fking tumor. ADMIT IT, AINT NO WAY AROUND THE LOOK OF THAT THING. BURN IT WITH FIRE
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Joe, have you seen the pictures MK was talking about?! Google... Those are GOOD! ;]
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William Levy.
Jesus.
That is all.
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And somewhere, Brandi Glanville just kicked out and broke the other ankle.
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Lesbian Sourfruit -- you're totally right about Katy Perry. God help that poor guy when he sees her ugly puss without makeup -- he's really in for a rude awakening. I wonder if she uses a spatula to peel that shit off every night. She has such nasty skin to begin with.
God that's ugly. It looks like something the lottery lady would wear.
I'll take Ripped Off on Ebay for 10,000 Alex.
That ring is hideous. It's so sad that this cunt has to post a tweet about what her guy buys her. What an insecure asshole.
ahhhh yes. the murky decompositional backwashing beauty of the hudson river has been captured quite elegantly while the ringed diamonds add that "washed up refuse" touch so sorely need for added authenticity.
does it smell too?
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*