Shirley MacLaine Tells Us The One Good Thing About The Passing Of Dick Clark
The world is definitely a different place without Dick Clark in it, because there's no such thing as New Year's Eve anymore and all balls have lost the will to drop (my thoughts and prayers are with those who are stuck in puberty forever....Justin Bieber). But for Shirley MacLaine the world really is a different place without Dick Clark in it, because she no longer has to worry about his dogs getting bitchy with her dogs when she walks by his house in Malibu. At the premiere of her new movie Bernie, Reuters asked Shirley if had any thoughts on Dick Clark's death and she didn't even try to pretend like she's broken in the heart about it.
"Well now I can walk past his house in Malibu and his dogs won't attack mine. That's one good thing."
HAHAHAHA. I love this act of memaw bitchery for two reasons: 1) Shirley is and will always be Ouiser. You can't take the Ouiser out of the Shirley! 2) Did Dick Clark take his dogs to the grave with him? Dick's dogs are still and well, right? I hope so and I really hope Reuters is there when Shirley walks by his house in Malibu and nearly chokes on her cuntified words when his dogs run out to mouth shank her dogs.
via The Globe and Mail & USA Today (Thanks, Daniel)
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Now I'm starting to think that she played "herself" in Steel Magnolias. What a bitchy thing to say. Salt in the vagina , for sure.
Dick Clark passed the torch to Ryan Gaycrest who is the souless antichrist who gave the world the kuntrashians. So fuck Dick Clark!
Too funny! She is so great for so many reasons. And lolzing @ me maw bitchery. I will use that.
Too funny! She is so great for so many reasons. And lolzing @ me maw bitchery. I will use that.
Jack Black covering saying "err yeah the man was a juggernaut" haha Juggernaut?!!! ha.
me only one likes jack black here? he was funny as that cafeteria monk making nachos and the school teacher with the guitar....kids really like him
g o o d night ESE wherever you are!!!!
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 1:55pm
Is there a difference between New Age rambling and Christian rambling? ;)
I couldn't love this woman more. Always have and love her even more now. She is my hero.
POOOHTEEEE!
Hilarious!!!!! Old people are priceless because ain't no filter. And Jack Black's reaction was just as priceless.
Hilarious!!!!! Old people are priceless because ain't no filter. And Jack Black's reaction was just as priceless.
Lol - when you have Jack Black throwing 'whoa' face, you know you've said something goooooood.
Loony or not, Shirley can do no wrong in my book.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
That moment was so Anchorman it's not even funny.
Replied "You bet your sweet ass Shah"
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I totally believe this. She's always been talented, outspoken, and crazy as a loon--and she doesn't give a shit who knows it.
When she accepted her Best Actress Oscar for "Terms of Endearment" she looked at it and said, "I deserve this." LOL
She's a breath of fresh air from the usual Hollywood phonies and bullshit. Plus she's had a steallar career and can back up the trash talk with a serious resume.
Rock On, Shirley!
She's an odd duck, even her brother Warren Beatty avoided her cray cray.
She ran with the BIG dogs back in the day and has earned her stripes.
I say ShirleyMac rocks.
Clarks wife is still alive.
Unless she sells the place, the dogs may still be there.
Unless Obama eats them.
If the dogs disappear after an Obama visit to LA, we will know what happens. Obama will have dog breath.
This bitch just made my day! Love her!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Ouiser is the best character of all time.
Submitted by WickedSwitch on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 2:09pm.
WTF is a Ouiser?
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the name of her character on "Steel Magnolias"
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
@WickedSwitch - Ouiser was her character's name in Steel Magnolias. Ouiser had a mouf on her too.
My husband once told me that he read
A story about her dancing with the Shah
Of Iran at a function. When the Shah
Told her she was a wonderful dancer she
Replied "You bet your sweet ass Shah"
WTF is a Ouiser?
lol TEAM SHIRLEY!
She is one hundred and eleventy years old and when you are that old you can say whatever the fuck you want.
*looks forward to old age*
I fell in love with her when I saw 'The Apartment'
Sweet Charity is my movie antidepressant but Shirley really is a crazy cunt.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 1:51pm.
I love her as an actress. I read one of her books one time.. The Camino.. and thought it interesting. Some say she's crazy... but she's no more crazy than anyone else out there, imo.
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I really enjoyed her book about the Camino. Her last book was quite a disappointment though. It had no flow between chapters and seemed like a bunch of new age rambling.
I love her as an actress. I read one of her books one time.. The Camino.. and thought it interesting. Some say she's crazy... but she's no more crazy than anyone else out there, imo.
Dick was selling that Malibu home anyway (which was on 23 acres!) That must have been one long walk for ol' Shirl. And to be honest, the only people that might think of moving in it would have to be caveman/Flinstones role play fetishists.
http://io9.com/5890267/dick-clarks-flintstones-home-is-the-perfect-place...
You sort of expect extreme geriatic cases to be narrowly focused on their own wants and needs. I tend to cut them a bit of a break.
That being said, this old whore is really pushing her luck.
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"There'll be war and there'll be peace
Everything one day will cease.
All the iron turns to rust
All the Cloud Men turn to dust."
- Pink Floyd "Childhood's End"
Maclaine has made cuntiness into an art form. They don't make 'em like this anymore.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by justincase on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:14pm.
Whamo - are you suggesting Jack Black f**cks the dog for a living?
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Well I AM sure sure he'd mug at the camera and rise one eyebrow while doing it! :)
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LOL!!!!
Submitted by justincase on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:14pm.
Whamo - are you suggesting Jack Black f**cks the dog for a living?
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Well I AM sure sure he'd mug at the camera and rise one eyebrow while doing it! :)
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:59pm.
♥♥♥
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: "If Dick were still alive I'm sure he would say "Yewwwwwww hnnnnnngg aw nut niiiise"."
Going
To
Hell
For laughing at that. Thanks, jack.
Honey badger doesn't give a shit!
Shirley's character same on screen and off
Nicholson dishes it to her in "Terms of Endearment"
Like I said in the Mel Gibson rant thread, I'd rather live with him. I read Shirley being interviewed in the Houston paper and they way she treated her assistant! "I can see the little champagne tray the hotel sent me. You needn't think that you have to point out everything or speak to me." And that's with a reporter there. Honey Badger bitch. Anyway, Dick Clark is just between one existence and another to her. He may come back as a dog.
Aw, be fair, y'hear? She probably couldn't poop that day. If you're not regular, then irregular things come out the other hole.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:14pm.
I can't stand that fool Jack Black... so not funny.
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I agree.
Too funny. Thanks Shirley for keepin it real.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
He always seemed like fucking phoney to me.
Good for her for being such a cunt! Love it.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:04am.
well who knows what devil incantations Dick was saying with that slurry speech of his, he probably turned his dogs into the hounds of hell by accident!
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That was no accident my friend. Watch out, Liza is next with the enchantments
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I love her cattiness and great wit. Plus, she is a fantastic actress. The whole New Age thing bothers me however and I suspect it's a giant marketing scheme to generate interest and sell books.
I can't stand that fool Jack Black... so not funny.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Whamo - are you suggesting Jack Black f**cks the dog for a living?
I too thought Dick had already died. I hated how they called him"America's Oldest Teenager". WTF does that even mean?
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Jack Black's reaction LOL
@LisaRose....it was Bowling, and about low wages Clark was paying, I think. It's all over the google.
And, yeah, he did come off as a dick in the piece.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Anyone recall one of Michael Moore's movies where they show Dick Clark yelling at someone? Wish I could remember which one and what it was about. Maybe Shirley feels the same way!
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Are they going to inter his dogs with him, like a Pharaoh? Or set them on the funeral pyre like a Viking?
This makes no sense.