The Government Is Watching Susan Sarandon
Susan Sarandon's friends now know why every time there's a leak in her ceiling, she truly believes it's from a wire tapper in her attic dropping his glass of water after a rat jumped in front of him. During a Q&A about politics at the Tribeca Film Festival with fellow liberal activist Michael Moore, an audience member asked both of them if they've ever felt like they were under surveillance. Susan says something in the government milk definitely ain't clean, because her phone has been tapped and the White House isn't about to let her in. From HuffPo:
After an audience member asked the pair if they believed they were "under surveillance," Sarandon said she didn't just believe it, she knew it. "I've had my phone tapped ... I've gotten my file twice under the Freedom of Information Act," she said, before mentioning the security clearance snafu. She said she had no idea why the clearance was denied, and jokingly asked the questioner if he knew the reason. (The Huffington Post has reached out to the White House for comment.)Moore, responding to a separate question, said he had been the target of a "disinformation campaign," possibly engineered by the federal government. "I was told this by some people in the Bush administration. They went bonkers when 'Fahrenheit' came out and thought it would throw the election to Kerry," he said, referring to his 2004 documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11," which came out five months before the election that pitted sitting president George W. Bush against Senator John Kerry.
The White House won't let Susan in because The Banger Sisters was a federal offense and somebody has to pay for it.
Maybe it's because I've listened to too many crazy ranting homeless prophets on the subway and I'm starting to believe them, but I was under the impression that the government is WATCHING ALL OF US. I thought all politicians and shit spend their day eating Bugles in their dirty panties on the sofa while watching us on the thousands of screens in front of them. Sort of like The Hunger Games but with less child murder. That's not a filling in your molar, that's an audio recording device. That's not a coat rack in your bedroom, that's a treadmill with a hidden camera in it.
Since the government is watching us at all times, can those motherfuckers please drop a tube of lube at the foot of my bed when I run out of lotion during fap times? I'm sure I have at least one sponsor who feels my pain.
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you...I'd be very afraid.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:32pm.
*cleans fogged up camera lens hidden in Lu32Cy's flat*
Hahahaha ;-)
Holy crap, the govt needs to be slapped upside the head if it wasted time and money monitoring this bore. Does anyone seriously believe that she and Tim Robbins posed a threat to national security? The only thing she's ever done that was half-way interesting was "Thelma and Louise". I know she did "Dead Man Walking", but I would think the govt would be more inclined to monitor the real Sr. Helen Prejean. Sorry Susie, not buying it.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
LOL, Jack. I didn't even know she was a witch when it happened! I was reading some blog a few years ago where this guy was talking about how his wife was a witch (I was trying to research my friend's new obsession.) He came in from mowing the grass and saw a glass of water sitting on the counter and drank it. The wife lost her shit and was screaming about the west wind or something. Dude was wondering what the hell he drank!
Submitted by GrecoSuave on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:43pm.
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"You won't be shot until "we" get all the evidence. *continues to sort through Greco's garbage*"
Excuse me? With all due respect, it isn't "garbage" that I posted. It's what was told to me several years ago by a credible source. So please sort through your own fucking garbage, and use a twist-tie to seal it SHUT.
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I was being cheeky and my comment was not meant to be taken seriously. But I will retreat now with my night vision goggles and go root through my own garbage.
Submitted by GrecoSuave on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:40pm.
"I'm no conspiracy nut by ANY means but I believe this 100%. The government hates any rebel rousers and you can can SURE they are keeping tabs on both of them. IMO I think it would be foolish to believe otherwise.
We now know FBI/CIA had records on John Lennon so why would this be any less probable?"
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I believe this 100%, too, and only because I have a good friend who worked for a certain organization in Washington. He told me on numerous occasions that the public at large would be literally stunned into a stupor if they realized who and how quite a number of them were being "monitored", especially those who were anti-conformists in regards to certain "policies" and ideologies. Oh, and he also told me Facebook and Twitter are both HEAVILY monitored. He was dead serious when he told me this. Don't shoot me, I'm only the proverbial messenger.
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I knew a guy who worked for a certain organization, too. Supersmart guy, a bit arrogant, but not at all nutty. He said there was plenty of getting around the no-spying-on-your-own-citizens shit, and this was before 9/11.
The guy I knew died of an accidental overdose about 4 years ago.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:43pm.
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"You won't be shot until "we" get all the evidence. *continues to sort through Greco's garbage*"
Excuse me? With all due respect, it isn't "garbage" that I posted. It's what was told to me several years ago by a credible source. So please sort through your own fucking garbage, and use a twist-tie to seal it SHUT.
So a couple of attention whores managed to get free publicity? Wake me when it's over.
MK, why didn't you report last month that Susan FINALLY admitted that she's fucking her young ping pong business partner, Jonathan Bricklin?
Here is the part from the interview:
"I have read stories, I tell her, that say she is dating her 34-year-old ping pong business partner Jonathan Bricklin, and others that say that’s not true. What to believe? “Yeah,” she says, in a kind of pleased-with-herself growl. So which is it? “I’d say we are collaborators in a lot of different areas.” I laugh. “We have a lot of projects in different areas.” Does she like him? “He’s a great guy, but I hate that expression dating.” I agree with her it’s an awkward euphemism, which she imagines I won’t find a way around. There’s nothing else for it. Is she sleeping with him? She smiles, all coy. “Don’t you like the word collaborating?”
The thing is, no matter how brilliant an actor Sarandon is, she’s a terrible fibber. “I’m not a good liar, so say whatever you’ll say.” Collaborating in many areas is a good phrase, I admit."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/9186374/Susan-Sarandon-Thats-the...
She actually met Jonathan Bricklin when she hired him to celebrate Tim Robbins' 50th birthday party. (http://gawker.com/5433489/did-susan-sarandon-dump-tim-robbins-for-a-ping...)
LOL!!! That gotta hurt...
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
If Tony Randall can be on Nixon's "Enemies List," anything's possible. He mentioned it on Letterman once. I think SS is mostly referring to the Bushie admns. It's not even so much about her, it's who she associates with that freaks outs the spooks. Me? I would be spying on my husband, Ewan.
Submitted by GrecoSuave on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:40pm.
"I'm no conspiracy nut by ANY means but I believe this 100%. The government hates any rebel rousers and you can can SURE they are keeping tabs on both of them. IMO I think it would be foolish to believe otherwise.
We now know FBI/CIA had records on John Lennon so why would this be any less probable?"
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I believe this 100%, too, and only because I have a good friend who worked for a certain organization in Washington. He told me on numerous occasions that the public at large would be literally stunned into a stupor if they realized who and how quite a number of them were being "monitored", especially those who were anti-conformists to certain policies and ideologies. Oh, and he also told me Facebook and Twitter HEAVILY monitored. Don't shoot me, I'm only the proverbial messenger.
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You won't be shot until "we" get all the evidence. *continues to sort through Greco's garbage*
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:40pm.
"I'm no conspiracy nut by ANY means but I believe this 100%. The government hates any rebel rousers and you can can SURE they are keeping tabs on both of them. IMO I think it would be foolish to believe otherwise.
We now know FBI/CIA had records on John Lennon so why would this be any less probable?"
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I believe this 100%, too, and only because I have a good friend who worked for a certain organization in Washington. He told me on numerous occasions that the public at large would be literally stunned into a stupor if they realized who and how quite a number of them were being "monitored", especially those who were anti-conformists in regards to certain "policies" and ideologies. Oh, and he also told me Facebook and Twitter are both HEAVILY monitored. He was dead serious when he told me this. Don't shoot me, I'm only the proverbial messenger.
now i want to join the government just so i can watch MK on a giant tv screen...that came out wrong. but you know what i mean.
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The White House won't let Susan in because The Banger Sisters was a federal offense and somebody has to pay for it.
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LMAO
That movie was an excruciating stinkbomb. Two fifty-something actresses trying to recapture their former glory and Susan Sarandon's flabby old ass squeezed into SPANDEX PANTS!!!! GAG!!!!
I'm sure that Tim Robbins gave the FBI his dossier when they broke up.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:19pm.
Well Susan at least someone is watching you.
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...oh SNAP!!!!....hands down best comment I've read on here in a while...
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...'It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen'...
Swoooooon @ GG. omg that is awesome. Navy brat here!
During the late 90's my husband had above top secret clearance when he was in the Navy and in the department he worked in they did record incoming calls. I used to love calling him at lunch time and making the FILTHYIEST calls to him. He's be all nervouse and saying, "Hush, they can hear you" and I'd just get worse! I say if htey want to listen in give them something good to hear.
I worked for the worlds' largest news gathering organization and they wanted to know what I was saying and I have no doubt there was a tap on my home phone. Since it was the only time I could be sure they were listening to me, I put it to good advantage and used it to tell them what I really thought and not that pc office bs speak where nothing real ever gets said.
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“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
― Dorothy Parker
Y'all didnt read that story last week about how the FBI set up some servers unbeknownst to about 85,000 internet users in the U.S. because they were infected with a virus? It was on the news that they did it so users internet wouldn't fail but the users internet will go out when the FBI shuts down those servers in July.
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
*peeks through basement window*
Hold up just a sec. The POTUS, who is a liberal leftist, probably a nice guy but a very bad president, won't let one of his super liberal supporters in the white house? really? i'm sure ms. sarandon donated money to obama's campaign (and wrote it off on her taxes) and has attended fundraisers and some such rich but she still can't get into the white house? michelle must hate her.
Is Susan truly a gov't threat? How so? The only threat she has is if she takes off her bra and unleashes those massive bosoms on all of us.
No question the government is spying on all our asses.
I bet they have technology that "has yet to be invented" the use for the sole purpose of spying on people.
*inserts GPS chip into hip*
*cleans fogged up camera lens hidden in Lu32Cy's flat*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I'd watch her big tits too. GMILF.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:23pm.
jacko: that explains so much, acursded one!!!
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not shit right... they particularly did not appreciate it when I started chanting mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho... *shoots beer out of nose*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Didn't the US Government keep an extensive dossier on the whereabouts of Jane Fonda?
I don't think the administrations that came after were any more concerned about privacy or the presumption of innocence.
Darknight omg that is freakeh!! *shudder* I hope your problem is the kind that can be caught in a net! guest ;)
Kinda o/t but sorta not...I have a few old bitties in the neighborhood that think they run the roost around here. Absolutely in my sh*t cause I told the leader (who I named Mayor McCheese) I don't gossip when I first moved in. Made quick enemies there. They sit outside and watch me, inside and watch through windows they have made bogus calls to authorities on me. Made terrible comments about me as a mother and about my daughter. Real menace. They deemed THEMSELVES the neighborhood watch. Now my tax dollars pay for their disabled asses to sit at home and harass me.
jacko: that explains so much, acursded one!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
When I was a kid my Dad was involved with a bunch of well known anti war, anti government people, (who I can't mention here or I will have to go underground, :O )
and the story goes we had our phones tapped by the gov'ment back then. Good thing I was too young to be talking about scandelous shit
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by bridgjones on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:07pm.
I know I am going to be thrown in the "nutjob" category
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LOL, I dated this chick (tattoo girl) and she thought she was a witch... she had a closet full of little bottles with all these weird ass ingredients. She had some of her "witch friends" over one night and performed some fucking ritual out on the back patio where she drew a circle and sat in the middle with chicken bones and other stupid shit... I drank beer and tried not to laugh. One of her friends got pissed when she saw me stifling my laughter and started mumbling shit and throwing chicken bones at me.. saying something about puttin a curse on me!! fuuuuuuckin funny
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
lol Oxygen!!! *proud*
Well Susan at least someone is watching you.
@Sweetas...obviously we are on the same page. LMAO
Now THAT'S a merkin that needs keeping an eye on!!!
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Lmao Sweetas.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:55pm.
Fuck. *packs up and waits till dark to sneak out of Darknight's attic*
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Bahahahahaha! I read a story a couple of years back of someone who had a strange person living in their attic. They would come down during the day while everyone was at work to eat/shower. Might be a good thing. I'll be up later with a rental agreement..:).
Sinjin, we had the inspection in March before we moved in. I've notice a couple of squirrels hanging around my backyard. I'm gonna have to get the hubby to go up there and check it out later because I'm too chicken.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
I know I am going to be thrown in the "nutjob" category, but I have a friend who is a witch. She had just found a coven and was learning how to cast her circle. She came to visit one day after one of these lessons and left some shit in our house. It sounded like the closets collapsing and nothing was touched. I would be cooking and felt something grab at my butt several times. It eventually went away, but I told her to leave that shit at home!
Edited to add: Susan looking fracking hot here!
Susan, honey, you need to trim up a little "down there".
Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:51pm.
It's a shame this isn't about Patricia Heaton, that'd put the paranoid "they're out to get me" right-wing nutjobs into a real tizzy.
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I dunno, the left-wing nutjobs are pretty entertaining all by themselves.
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:55pm.
Aw, you two time Bush voters are funny when you get offended!
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I love the Rescue Mediums! They always get their drank on at the end of the show.
haha yeah they do, they're so cute. I know it's all mostly fake but I find them so darn entertaining.