The Karkrashians Are $40 Million Richer
That cash-collection cackling just warmed the veins in Lucifer's horns.
Pimp Mama Kris is so winning that lifetime achievement award at the Pimp's Ball this year, because her stable of whores will get paid $40 million dollars for three more seasons of doing absolutely nothing in front of E!'s cameras. E! announced today that they have made their sacrifice to Satan by renewing Keeping Up With the Kuntrashians for 3 more seasons and TMZ says the deal is worth $40 million. Kim, Khloezilla, the other one, Pimp Mama Kris and their lesbian grandma Bruce Jenner will get their greedy paws around most of the pot and Kendall, Kylie and Rob will get the rest. Scott Disick and Lamar Odom have their own deals. The deal only includes the Kuntrashian's current shit shows, so Kim will make even more money when E! eventually greenlights Kim & Kanye Kill Humanity.
And TMZ doesn't even mention how much E! put in Ryan Seacrest's leprechaun pot for staying on as executive producer. That's on top of the $30 million he's getting for Idol. It's Teabag Tuesdays at the Scientology's men's lounge, so usually Tommy Girl is the happiest troll in all the land, but not today. Gaycrest is!
I can think of a lot better ways to spend $40 million (examples: make a burning man out of one dollar bills and let the hippies burn it to the ground, buy PUPPIES for everyone, pay a discount hooker to give $1 handjobs to 40 million people, etc...), but we're to blame. We created these whores! We fed the whore monster. Speaking of feeding the monster, Ray-J has his crooked peen out and is patiently waiting for Pimp Mama Kris to feed it 10% of their deal for creating all of this.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:26am.
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ITILY (I Think I Love You) ;)
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Submitted by : "Submitted by Versailles on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:33pm.
Betseyfan, if you have access to google, you will find out that it means "shaking my damn head."
Oh, FFS! I am a dolt...never occurred to me. Thought it was something one of the posters coined."
Oh my god, I thought it meant "suck my dick hard"!!!
khloezilla and the other one-LOL!
These douches wouldn't be so famous if it weren't for the dumbasses watching their multiple shows and buying the tacky shit they hock. I know that's probably been said numerous times already but I had to get mine in. I hate these people and the ones who are responsible for their fame.
A relative of mine has never worked a day in their life and has lived off the system. Having severe self-esteem problems or something like that everyone thinks she is a pain in the ass. But she loves these people and watches all their shows. So that is the only Krapdashian fan I know of.
The photo is fucking perfect! LOL!!!!!!!!!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
haha MK that's hilarious to think that NONE of this would've happened had RayJ's crooked peen not pissed all over that nasty duck lipped skank!!!! Covered in piss she was. Fuckin nasty. But hot damn, that piss smelling bitch is rolling in green bay packers ..... I mean greenbacks. Whorebag.
btw, LMAO @ "if you have access to google"...very diplomatic of you! :)
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Submitted by Versailles on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:33pm.
Betseyfan, if you have access to google, you will find out that it means "shaking my damn head."
Oh, FFS! I am a dolt...never occurred to me. Thought it was something one of the posters coined.
Thanx!!!
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
what a bunch of cunts. nuff said
Betseyfan, if you have access to google, you will find out that it means "shaking my damn head."
I love Snapped (one day, bitch just SNAPPED!!) and ID.
I'd be smiling too if I were PMK. She gets a cut out of EVERYONE's paycheck.
I don't care how much they get paid because in 10 years they will probably all be broke anyway..well except for PMK.
I am mad, however, that they STOLE my nail polish color. I used that color and brand for years and even had my car painted the very same color of pink. It was called "Believe it, Do it" Now it's called "Krappy Kardashian" Or something, so I refuse to buy it anymore. Sucks.
They will be like Paris Hilton. Around incessantly but just for a little while longer.
oh god...as if they weren't on tv enough.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by guest on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 9:57am.
Smdh.
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ok, I give up!....usually good with figuring out acronyms but for months this one's stumped me.
WHAT does it mean, pls??
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Same merde different (w)hore?
I duuno.
Ha ha IF, looks a lot like my list, esp HH and HHI!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 9:29pm.
I watch some real crap on TV - all DVR;d
All the Real Housewives (but Atlanta)
True Life (MTV)
The A List
Hoarders (all the shows)
Toddlers and Tiaras (occasionally)
Dance Moms
Snapped
And I never miss House Hunters or House Hunters International.
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You're not my roommate, are you? Hahaha because this is our DVR. Add in Storage Wars and Intervention.
Upcoming crap for you to look forward to: TLC has American Wifestyles (about wives in the USA with arranged marriages), Animal Planet has Monster Week (a week long showcase of like, Bigfoot and shit), Investigation Discovery has Evil Twins (true crime stories about real cases involving twins), Deadly Affairs (stories of crimes of passion, hosted by SUSAN LUCCI), and Murder In Paradise (happy couples whose vacays in paradise end in violence.)
Like… WHAT??
I'm now $70,000 in debt for a degree Forbes.com told me yesterday was useless.
Fuck these people.
Smdh.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
A final note on this: There is no God!
I can't wait until this family goes the way of the dodo like Paris Hilton did.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Hi Televised, doubt you'll see this but Mickey mentioned before that one asked for a "Teiltje" when they wanted a basin to - pardon the expression - barf in. Since we were in the Kartrash thread, I hope what I was said was to pass me one, but just don't know! LOL! ;p
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Hate these useless ho's and don't have any friends that watch them. I do have some redneck relatives in some hick town who love them, but that answers your question of what their demographic is.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
There's a lot of money in being a skank.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:45am.
I suspect she would vanish from the earth for a few weeks, and come back as a blank-eyed, vacant-faced drone who is all too happy to get naked for the greater glory of the Klan.
It would be like Katiebot, except more open in their evil.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
They are what is wrong with America.
Their luck has to run out but not soon enough for me. Their facilitator Ryan Semencrust must be stopped too.
PMK left her nose plug on too long. She's got the weird Hohan pinched nose thing going on.
Don't and won't watch reality shows or contest shows...so yeah I don't what much tv.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by Zambonie on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 5:35am.
ten thousand dollars for a degree?
From what fucking century?
and from what fucking school?
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er, she said that's how much she borrowed, not how much the degree cost. Lots of people pay their way as much as they can or get scholarships then borrow the rest.
On August 5th 2011, Jessica Simpson was pictured with a big bump. http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/08/05/jessica-simpson-pregnant-2/?v02
How is it even possible she hasn't given birth yet? If her due date is today, that means the fetus was THREE DAYS old on August 5th. If she was due 15 days ago (which I don't believe she was), the fetus was 18 days old when that photo was taken.
I have four children, and I know that we are all different, but something is not right here.
Did she use a prostetic belly? Why?
Any other thougths?
I agree. Eventually something else will come along (no doubt even worse than these wrecks) and they will be pushed to the side. The longer they are #1 and getting paid millions the harder the fall is going to be when they no longer receive the attention they all think they deserve. At this point money has to just be somewhat abstract for them. They all have more money than any of them or their kids could spend in a lifetime. All that matters to them now is their "status."
I mean - for god sakes...that awful mother of theres cries about her body in front of her kids already. It's just going to get worse.
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Things will not end well for this family. America will develope a ravenous appetite for watching the Kuntashians every wrinkle and pound gained. All the girls will become aging sad clowns. Fat Kim and pig Kloee's aging busted faces will be enjoyed by all
This blinking American Apparel add on the right side of this thick chick wearing high waisted, ugly as hell booty shorts is distracting. Of course the model isn't really thick, just anyone wearing high waisted shorts always look chubby.
Spaz
you tiny little pice of hate
most my friends died of various cancers before you even applied for your boring accounting degree
so go roll in your useless foul smelling pile of whatever you touch yourself over
ten thousand dollars for a degree?
From what fucking century?
and from what fucking school?
you really shouldn't brag about that
I'm angry at myself for commenting on Kardashian post but I think we should all write to the advertisers on these shit shows and tell them that we're boycotting them until they quit supporting these assholes...
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Submitted by Zambonie on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 3:56am.
***Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by Zambonie on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 9:22pm.
and fwiw
Khloe seems like the only one worth hanging out with
I would for sure make a run at her but
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You know what, I don't care if you like any of them. Go bake some cookies with Khloe, why dontcha? Maybe you don't think she is as offensive as the others, but what exactly does she do to deserve millions of dollars a year to rub her wealth in peoples' faces?
You know Spaz
Paying off that five hundred thousand student loan for a useless art degree makes you sound bitter
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How sweet of you to be concerned. I only borrowed 10k; it was for an accounting degree; and it was repaid before you were born. At least I hope it was before you were born, because if you're deluded enough to think Khloesquatch is your friend, you need to be very, very young and naive.
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Submitted by Zambonie on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 9:22pm.
and fwiw
Khloe seems like the only one worth hanging out with
I would for sure make a run at her but
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You know what, I don't care if you like any of them. Go bake some cookies with Khloe, why dontcha? Maybe you don't think she is as offensive as the others, but what exactly does she do to deserve millions of dollars a year to rub her wealth in peoples' faces?
You know Spaz
Paying off that five hundred thousand student loan for a useless art degree makes you sound bitter
Vile.
Things will not end well for this family. America will develope a ravenous appetite for watching the Kuntashians every wrinkle and pound gained. All the girls will become aging sad clowns. Fat Kim and pig Kloee's aging busted faces will be enjoyed by all.
an empire built on a human urinal
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
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*shrugs*
40 million for being dumb whores and 30 million for gaycrest for presenting a stupid show? It is obscene that a single person gets more money in a fucking YEAR than my whole family will ever have in a lifetime! THAT my friends is what is wrong in our society!
Hey Within! IS Mickey here too? It's not even Midnight!
*checks Dutch dictionary for translation of "wassup, bitches?"*
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God don't like ugly.
Greetings Mickey, thank you and the Association!
... Speaking of KK and the K-Klan, Mickey geef passeren de Teiltje! hahahahahahahaha (I know it's no good but I hope you get the gist!) *struts around* ;p
Hey Televised!! Big hello to you too in this dreadfully rich now Kuntrashian thread! ☺
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heaven help the Kardassian girl-child who only wants to grow up to be a marine biologist and live a quiet life in Antartica studying penguins.
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God don't like ugly.
And to think that healthcare workers, teachers and police officers are chronically underpaid.
(Within, "Teiltje!" is all yours. The Association for the Advancement of Dutch-American Studies thanks you in advance.)
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
i totally wonder how many day's will pass before all of scott dick sucks staff quits
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:04am.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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Little_rasc, if ONLY it were that EASY!!! Hahhahah ;P
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