Mila Kunis Doesn't Want You To Know That She's Humping On Ashton Kutcher

Mila Kunis let out a capital N-O over a week ago after the rumor started that she had an all-naked That '70s Show reunion with Ashton Kutcher. Mila said the same shit you say when your friend accuses you of scooting your goods all over the town douche: We're just friends! We just drink tea together. Well, People says that over the weekend, Mila and Ashton spent three days together in Carpinteria, CA. During the three days, they ate sushi, bought flowers and had coffee, so yeah they're totally bumping nipples. Some source close to Ashton tells People that he has always farted hearts out of his eyes for Mila:

"He was so in love with her for a while when they worked together. He thought she was a goddess, was always talking about how beautiful she is. But she was with Macaulay [Culkin] for a lot of that time and also just generally gave off a not interested vibe. It never happened, but I'm not surprised by this – at all."

Ashton Kutcher is a certified asshole, but he's hot on the outside, so I totally understand that Mila wants to ride that shit until her poon lips fall off, but she needs to keep denying. Just deny, deny, deny away no matter what the media asks.

Media: Are you dating Ashton Kutcher?
Mila: No, we're just friends. This best friends forever half-heart pendant is from him and he's wearing the other half. Fuck buddies do not give each other BFF half-heart pendants. That's gross.

Media: Then why does your breath smell like a clean pussy?
Mila: Because I gargle with Massengill. If it's good enough for my vagina, it's good enough for my mouth.

Media: But we have these pictures of you with Ashton's peen in your mouth.
Mila: Talk about getting blown (no pun intended) out of proportion! We were having a sleepover and I forgot to bring my toothbrush. As a good friend, Ashton knows how much I care about dental hygiene, so he put Crest on his peen and let me brush my teeth with it. Do you expect me to use his toothbrush? Gross again!

Seriously, if you don't admit it, it didn't happen! And here's a few pictures from last week of Ashton trolling around NYC with a lady who isn't Mila Kunis. I'm only posing these stupid pictures, because Ashton's sweater looks like one of those delicious neopolitan candies.

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Submitted by B.Girl on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:11pm.

omfg Michael K. brought back those neopolitan candies! MUST be my soulmate..try to prove me wrong but don't hurt ya self!!!!!

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Hold on...I'm searching for a fuck to give..

YESSS! NO MORE HOUSE. buh bye bitch. sorry I work for doctors for a living.

The chocolate cupcakes are like, "shit, I hope she doesn't try to fuck me.

Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 2:45pm.

Hopefully Demi won't get all hopped up on red bull and twatter about what a troll Mila is.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 6:57am.

mila certainly has a type, she likes the douches.

justin timberlake and now asstain kutcher.

Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:09am.

And, you're right (whoever mentioned this... I can't remember and I'm too lazy to scroll down and re-read all the comments). She's had rhinoplasty and her nose now looks better than her original one: http://www.google.ca/imgres?start=186&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&r...

Submitted by B.Girl on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:13pm.

not sure she had a nose job maybe just weight fluctuation. my nose looks like a black persons nose when I gain weight. jus' sayin

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The chocolate cupcakes are like, "shit, I hope she doesn't try to fuck me.

Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:05am.

His sweater looks like spumoni ice cream which I hate with a PASSION! http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.browneyedbaker.com/wp-cont...

Sadly, while I'm certain he's a total loserdouche, I do think he's extremely handsome. I am deeply ashamed of this.

I find her really average. Squished face, always dark bags under her eyes, raspy voice, weirdly-grooved philtrum and short (no offense to those of you who are more diminutive: I just girl-crush on tall drinks of water like Charlize Theron & Elle MacPherson).

Submitted by lastdiva on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:37pm.

The douche roils off him like heat waves off blacktop on a summer day.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:09pm.

MadgesVadge, agree with banilla. The more you can delay/avoid using that filler stuff the better... I remember reading somewhere about the use of lasers or resurfacing, something like that, as an option. Of course doing nothing is more natural but if you ask your doctor maybe they'll advise you on whether a non-invasive procedure (can it be called non-invasive?) would be less drastic for you. *hoping it's not needed for a long while yet* ;P

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:00pm.

MK, your script is how it SHOULD have gone down HAHAHA. ;P

I like Mila, she's a gorgeous leading lady. Ash comes in a nice package but his personality is so douchay... let's leave it at that! Maybe it's his sister Tausha.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 4:53pm.

I agree with the comment one person made. My cheekbones are a bit like that as well. My Mom has them as well.

I think they do not necessarily age a face, as long as you take care of your skin. Too many people nowadays are focusing on those scary procedures like botox and fillers. That is just not natural. I read an article about research they are doing into long-term side effects with Botox. Some research shows it is actually causing some issues with deadening parts of the brain that control emotion! We have no idea how this poison is affecting our body. Drug companies do push this crap like crazy - it is a billion dollar industry!

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Kelly :) your avie always cracks me the hell up!!

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 4:24pm.

Sweetas: that was great. :)

Submitted by HangryHippo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:57pm.

um, i really couldn't care less about this, but the article in "around the web" 9-Year-Old Boy Left Dead Mom & Sister & Went to School Because He Had No Other Choice ...fucked up shit!

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:29pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 4:55pm.
BlahblahSEXblahYOUCANHAZblahblahNEKKIDblahTITSblah

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What!!??? sorry I was looking down your avie's top and didn't quite catch what you were saying:)

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:26pm.

Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 4:20pm.
@madgesvadge..no! Do not get fillers. I work w/ a thirty yr old who got them (yes, thirty only..and getting shit done) and she looks off now. I guess it's weird b.c every actress has madame tussaud face and the few who don't people notice. Mila has high cheekbones though i think. Regardless it's not like she has bad skin/any of tghat *looks at lindsay lohan*
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Totally. It's like, nobody ages gracefully anymore. Agree about the good skin thing. I think if you take good care of your skin, the lines are not so tragic. But the nose-to-mouth lines do make you look older than you are if you're not careful. Injectibles just always make people look like a zombie. Looking at you, Nicole Kidman.....
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:25pm.

Hahahahaha!! Mens, y'all are all like the episode of the Simpson's where Bart's trying to teach the dog to behave so they won't have to give him away, except for you it's like BlahblahSEXblahYOUCANHAZblahblahNEKKIDblahTITSblah.

And since Ashton is a slut, that was completely on topic.

Submitted by NDNchief on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:24pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Mila is hot. The flat ass is unfortunate. But, hey, nobody's perfect.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:22pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 4:29pm.

Okay, I'm a slut
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That's about all that registered. lol!!

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My kitty does have similar body markings though.

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Whamo. Are. Those. Your. Kittens???

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:59pm.

lollol Whamo okay, we're all good then. Yes, I was stunned too! I mean, even I would hit it! Okay, I'm a slut so maybe not the best example, but just look at all the girls crushing on this thread.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:59pm.

She's had a nose job. If you look at the 70's show repeats, it was a little wider. It is a great nose job, she is stunning now.

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I have low standards so I'd definitely do him...

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:51pm.

She is SO gorgeous. And she is in Family Guy so I really can't hate her. Bitch.

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Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:50pm.

@madgesvadge..no! Do not get fillers. I work w/ a thirty yr old who got them (yes, thirty only..and getting shit done) and she looks off now. I guess it's weird b.c every actress has madame tussaud face and the few who don't people notice. Mila has high cheekbones though i think. Regardless it's not like she has bad skin/any of tghat *looks at lindsay lohan*

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 4:09pm.
I liked the kitty video too dammit!! Are you ignoring me Whamo?
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I'm sorry SweetAss, you know I'd never ignore you especially when we're talking pussy:)

I saw your comment when I was astounded by Jacko not finding Mila hot and I forgot to give you a shout back:(

Edit..please please please don't burn me with Ms Fury. I'll be good!!! lol!!!

Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:45pm.

I don't know why their characters didn't get married on That 70's Show it was the only relationship that seemed natural.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:45pm.

God those candies. Childhood Childhood. Panelling, avacado green shag....I drift I drift

Ashton is better Kunis material than Timberdouche. Hard to think of lower than Ashton, but that's him!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:43pm.

Mila, you're dead to me!

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:41pm.

Hey he looks good in those photos. Except for the candy sweater. And the boots.

He must be elated to be single again. He's the kind of guy you date for kicks and dumb-guy sex. NOT the kind of guy you marry.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:39pm.

I liked the kitty video too dammit!! Are you ignoring me Whamo? *plants another woman's phone number in your wallet and makes anonymous call to IF* ;p

OT a link to "hot Mila Kunis pics" just appeared in the From Around The Web section. Clearly, it's the gubment.

Submitted by chaka1 on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:39pm.

I like her, but I get suspicious when these actresses only fuck Hollywood douche bags.

Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:38pm.

Is he with his mother in NYC? He looks like her.

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:38pm.

Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:47pm.
Why does she have such deep nose to mouth lines? She's in her twenties yes? Same as blake lively..i don't get it
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Sadly, I too have those :( Pretty deep, and I've had them since my early twenties (if not younger.) I think for some people it's just part of their bone structure. If you notice, Mila's cheekbones are not that high (like myself) so there's less bone to lift up the cheek, which can cause it to droop prematurely. I've thought about getting fillers injected, but I still look pretty young otherwise, and I don't want to look like a wax figure, so I'll wait and get a facelift when I'm older.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:37pm.

"He was so in love with her for a while when they worked together. He thought she was a goddess, was always talking about how beautiful she is. But she was with Macaulay [Culkin] for a lot of that time and also just generally gave off a not interested vibe. It never happened, but I'm not surprised by this – at all."

Russell Brand did a bit in his NY show on that. He said he was chatting her up on the set of Forgetting Sarah Marshall when she mentioned her bf. He asked how long was a polite length of time to pretend you're still listening after she's said she had a bf until you can walk away. He said she kept talking about "my boyfriend, Mac" and he didn't realize she meant Macaulay Culkin until he came for a visit. "Was that Macauley fucking Culkin???"

Submitted by guest on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:39pm.

Awwww those kittens. Whamo are they yours?

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:35pm.

reporter: "Mila, are you dating Ashton?

Mila: "really? What phone is that?"

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Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:36pm.

double post. The gov't is tapping the D.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:34pm.

Watch out Mila, Demi has you on Twitter watch.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 2:33pm.

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:40pm.

Awwww Whamster, that kitten is so sweet
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He the bestest little kitty in the whole wide world:)